KKK

Well fulham lost so we only drop to 8th.

yeah...Chelsea win!

Bleargh. Dismal. Just dismal.

Oh well. At least I won free tickets to the DC United home opener tonight. I was going to go anyway but free shiat is good, too.

I woke up drunk and I have no Arsenal to drunkenly do pregame questions for. So I guess I'll just do it about my day.

Can I stay awake for Everton/Tottenham?
Will I gather the stones to tell someone that I have no desire to go to their birthday party today?
Will I remember if me answering the doorbell was real or dreamt?
If my roommate put a simulation of Arsenal on FIFA 12 and kept it running for a whole game, would I be able to tell a difference?
Did my roommate drink all of my beer?
Should I hair-of-the-dog it right now or in another half hour?

All this plus a rousing game of "where's my wallet" coming your way.

/Jokes lamer than Diaby's legs
//This is why you don't drunk Fark

jeez, what happened in the city of light today?

Rob Stone fail just now... Sp*rs lost to United and Arsenal, you dick. Not United and Liverpool.

I like him, but this guy is a constant fail waiting to happen.

Jamespoon: Rob Stone fail just now... Sp*rs lost to United and Arsenal, you dick. Not United and Liverpool.

I like him, but this guy is a constant fail waiting to happen.

I knew what that was before I clicked it and I still lol'd

This MLB12 the show commercial NEVER gets old.

At this point, liverpool's only target right now is the FA cup. Liverpool could finish 15th but with 2 cups wouldn't matter in the slightest. The carling cup already put us in the Europa league and top 4 looks all but totally out of the question.

Just my two cents.

ScouserDuck: At this point, liverpool's only target right now is the FA cup. Liverpool could finish 15th but with 2 cups wouldn't matter in the slightest. The carling cup already put us in the Europa league and top 4 looks all but totally out of the question.

Just my two cents.

Exactly. I still think we should expect better from them in the league though.

Also, how the fark did I not know that you were in Phoenix like me until I saw one of your posts in a thread about the other football this week?

i think Everton takes this match, they play great in march

marius2: Anyone else catch the Bayern match? Holllyyyyy fark!

/Good to see my boys playing well again

Great to see the huge win, especially the Mario hat trick. I'm really hoping the Germans come into the Euros flying high this year.

This picture of this monkey Gareth Bale has in no way been doctored by anyone.

expobill: i think Everton takes this match, they play great in march

Follow the Jelavic Road, indeed.

Billy Crystal Meth Lab: Jamespoon: Rob Stone fail just now... Sp*rs lost to United and Arsenal, you dick. Not United and Liverpool.

I like him, but this guy is a constant fail waiting to happen.

I knew what that was before I clicked it and I still lol'd

I can barely handle a bite of a habanero... I would have begged to be admitted to a hospital if I had taken two bites of the one he had.

Hm, my old thing that rhymes with cream is no longer online. Where would one watch streams of sports wink wink?

Obvious dive from Bale. 10/10.

star_topology: Hm, my old thing that rhymes with cream is no longer online. Where would one watch streams of sports wink wink?

If your first site is caught in a row, to watch some sports, just add .eu

desertgeek: star_topology: Hm, my old thing that rhymes with cream is no longer online. Where would one watch streams of sports wink wink?

If your first site is caught in a row, to watch some sports, just add .eu

*thumbs up*

Goddammitsomuch, 'pool had better not finish behind farking Everton this season. I don't farking care if we finish 16th as long as Everton finishes 17th.

HAHAHAHAHA, 5pur2.

Mind the gap, indeed.

desertgeek: ScouserDuck: At this point, liverpool's only target right now is the FA cup. Liverpool could finish 15th but with 2 cups wouldn't matter in the slightest. The carling cup already put us in the Europa league and top 4 looks all but totally out of the question.

Just my two cents.

Exactly. I still think we should expect better from them in the league though.

Also, how the fark did I not know that you were in Phoenix like me until I saw one of your posts in a thread about the other football this week?

I don't know. IIRC cupacabra sandwich was also out this way for a while. I didn't keep it much of a secret as I'm pretty sure I spent half of a soccer thread bashing how terrible u of p stadium was at handling the us/Venezuela match not getting anybody into the parking lot until 30 minutes into the game.

EPL, schmeepeeell. shiat gets real with the start of the MLS season tonight biatchezzz!

Just saw the highlights of the Bolton/QPR game on Match of the Day and Cisse was offside for QPR's goal so the luck balances out.

Bye bye Barton, enjoy getting the shiate kicked out of you at Leeds next season

ADubs86: Just received two more phone calls. Both bad.
Looks like a lot of people close to me picked St.Patrick's weekend to die on me.

Deepest condolences man. Hope things go as well as they can.

La Liga games were all much better than any of the EPL games

La Liga > EPLL

deal w/ it.

electronicmaji: La Liga games were all much better than any of the EPL games

La Liga > EPLL

deal w/ it.

Hey, man. It's okay to prefer whatever you like. My wife loves ballet for the exact same reasons. There's no competition, the men are beautiful, and the acting out of emotion Is really over the top.

Montréal Impact loses their first match evah, to Vancoiver.

expobill: Montréal Impact loses their first match evah, to Vancoiver.

It's so frustrating. Fox soccer and espn both try and promote MLS but won't televise a single opening night game.

ScouserDuck: expobill: Montréal Impact loses their first match evah, to Vancoiver.

It's so frustrating. Fox soccer and espn both try and promote MLS but won't televise a single opening night game.

I'm watching messi-BL now, messi has one goal
.so far

ScouserDuck: expobill: Montréal Impact loses their first match evah, to Vancoiver.

It's so frustrating. Fox soccer and espn both try and promote MLS but won't televise a single opening night game.

Well, Fox Soccer isn't broadcasting MLS games anymore (though they do broadcast Concacaf Champions League games nowadays), that honor for MLS belongs to NBC and NBC Sports network (formerly known as Versus).

NBC Sports network is broadcasting tomorrow's FC Dallas vs. New Jersey Red Bulls game, while ESPN2 is broadcasting the Portland/Philadelphia game on Monday

\DOOP

That Real Betis/Madrid game was intense. You guys missed a good one. Great atmosphere, and the game was played at a ridiculous pace.

Betis only failed because they tried playing a fast paced back and forth game against Madrid for 90 minutes, and NO team out there can win like that. Even Barcelona have to slow it down whether it's by passing in their own half with their defenders or by diving and acting and crowding the ref to stall the game.

Yo.

Just wanna give a shoutout to my Scouse brethren. Namely Everton for beating spuds and Liverpool for...well, being Liverpool. Too bad Chelsea fired AVB. But you can't have everything.

Wolves are just about done and good to see the Villa finally beat someone decent.

Newkz on Monday and 'Man used to be shiatty' are our hardest games left.

Thanks for all of the well wishes. I really appreciate it.
My grandfather assures me however that he is not dying yet, but wanted to be ready just in case. The doctors say otherwise, but if my granddaddy says he ain't dying, he ain't dying.

ADubs86: Thanks for all of the well wishes. I really appreciate it.
My grandfather assures me however that he is not dying yet, but wanted to be ready just in case. The doctors say otherwise, but if my granddaddy says he ain't dying, he ain't dying.

best wishes, a human knows more than the human predicting that human
dad was supposed to go in 1992-he is still here.

ScouserDuck:
I don't know. IIRC cupacabra sandwich was also out this way for a while. I didn't keep it much of a secret as I'm pretty sure I spent half of a soccer thread bashing how terrible u of p stadium was at handling the us/Venezuela match not getting anybody into the parking lot until 30 minutes into the game.

Yeah, clearly I must have been dense that day. I knew of Chupacabra being an ex-Phoenix farker, but not you.

/In my defense, I'm usually fairly dense.

desertgeek: ScouserDuck:
I don't know. IIRC cupacabra sandwich was also out this way for a while. I didn't keep it much of a secret as I'm pretty sure I spent half of a soccer thread bashing how terrible u of p stadium was at handling the us/Venezuela match not getting anybody into the parking lot until 30 minutes into the game.

Yeah, clearly I must have been dense that day. I knew of Chupacabra being an ex-Phoenix farker, but not you.

/In my defense, I'm usually fairly dense.

Plus the fact that in the soccer threads most are drinking/drunk/hungover (and up at 5:30 for us phonecians).

ScouserDuck: desertgeek: ScouserDuck:
I don't know. IIRC cupacabra sandwich was also out this way for a while. I didn't keep it much of a secret as I'm pretty sure I spent half of a soccer thread bashing how terrible u of p stadium was at handling the us/Venezuela match not getting anybody into the parking lot until 30 minutes into the game.

Yeah, clearly I must have been dense that day. I knew of Chupacabra being an ex-Phoenix farker, but not you.

/In my defense, I'm usually fairly dense.

Plus the fact that in the soccer threads most are drinking/drunk/hungover (and up at 5:30 for us phonecians).

Everyone makes drunken mistakes on Fark, especially the soccer threads. I remember looking back at my posts the day after the USA vs. Venezuela friendly. It wasn't pretty.

30/30: Yo.

Just wanna give a shoutout to my Scouse brethren. Namely Everton for beating spuds and Liverpool for...well, being Liverpool. Too bad Chelsea fired AVB. But you can't have everything.

Wolves are just about done and good to see the Villa finally beat someone decent.

Newkz on Monday and 'Man used to be shiatty' are our hardest games left.

I didn't know you could get internet in prison?

/What do you call a scouser in a suit
//The accused
///etc..

Not enough piss taking going on this thread.

(keep that upper lip stiff ADubs)

The moment Wolves sacked McCarthy they were going down. That was the best thing that could of happend to Bolton and Blackburn as McCarthy is the master of the relagation dog fight. Its good luck for Wolves fans the Chairman has always planned financialy for the Championship so they won't have to have a firesale or go bust. I've heard that the new stand is being paid for mostly with cash and not loans. Now Wolves could of spent that money on players but spending money on players is no garentee of not going being relagated.

It looked like the three teams to go down were Wigan, Blackburn and Bolton but now its going to be Wigan, Wolves and QPR. QPR have a hard run at the end of the season and they will not be able to get enough points to survive. The survivor from the relegation dog fight will be the ones who can put together two or three wins before the end of the season.

/NCFC for the win

11 wins for City gives them the title (with a record number of points).

11 wins for United gives them the title (with a record number of points).

It's in their own hands.

Bring it on.

Pogba's on the bench. I take it all back. I think.