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(Telegraph)   Apparently fed up with constantly needing the US Navy to rescue its sailors from pirates, Iran is training a force of 3,000 ninjas. Bonus: An all female force of 3,000 ninjas   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 176
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2012-03-10 09:34:54 AM
So ...hot...

img442.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-10 09:51:18 AM
Is this even state sanctioned?
 
2012-03-10 11:03:50 AM
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

I certainly hope their training is (puts on sunglasses)... thorough.
 
2012-03-10 11:04:44 AM
Iranian Nijettes are a choreography and circus group?
 
2012-03-10 11:05:16 AM

Party Boy: Is this even state sanctioned?


Clever way to trick them into keeping themselves covered.
 
2012-03-10 11:06:02 AM
I can still see them.
 
2012-03-10 11:07:45 AM
Someone's been taking advice from Muammar Quadaffi. Yeah, let me know how that turns out.
 
2012-03-10 11:08:23 AM
Scary, awesome, or giggity?
 
2012-03-10 11:08:25 AM
If we had started training our people in 2001, we wouldn't need a farking TSA now.
Cowards, sissys, pansies, and pants crapping retards, the lot of the USA! USA! USA!

All the money wasted on taking granny's shampoo, and all the kids felt up in the name of freedom.

FAIL.

This nation (USA) has failed.
Iran will and always will succeed.

it's the persian way.
 
2012-03-10 11:10:26 AM
Iran is training assassins to repel Western invaders? Sounds like a repeat from 1080.
 
2012-03-10 11:10:29 AM

vudukungfu:
This nation (USA) has failed.
Iran will and always will succeed.

it's the persian way.


I think my humor detector fused while I slept last night.

I woke up Fark impaired.
 
2012-03-10 11:10:48 AM
I can't decide whether Persian women are so beautiful because of the Greeks or Greek women are so beautiful because of the Persians.

I need plenty more evidence to consider.
 
2012-03-10 11:14:39 AM
Sometimes Iran really reminds me of a James bond villain.
 
2012-03-10 11:15:32 AM
won't the veils obscure their ninja-vision?
 
2012-03-10 11:16:51 AM

MooseUpNorth: I can still see them.


You see maybe 12 or so. There are 3,000 in that video.
 
2012-03-10 11:17:19 AM
I ain't never cornholed me a ninja before
 
2012-03-10 11:17:44 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: I can't decide whether Persian women are so beautiful because of the Greeks or Greek women are so beautiful because of the Persians.

I need plenty more evidence to consider.


I would like a side-by-side simultaneous comparison.
 
2012-03-10 11:17:49 AM
The nuclear scare is just a red herring. Ninjettes are the real threat! Certainly this ticks up the Iran War Clock.

They need to train with Miko Mido to perfect their skillz!!
 
2012-03-10 11:18:08 AM
Anyone remember this?
spielbergfanclub.com
So much for Ninjas
 
2012-03-10 11:18:50 AM

Eponymous: won't the veils obscure their ninja-vision?


Never sparred blindfolded with earplugs before, have you?
 
2012-03-10 11:19:15 AM
Can't wait for another nation to top this act of supervillainy by announcing they have a weather machine/death ray or some such thing.
 
2012-03-10 11:20:18 AM
I have doubts on the accuracy of that claim, in particular the age range.
 
2012-03-10 11:21:39 AM
3000? Hasn't anyone told Iran about the Inverse Ninja rule?
 
2012-03-10 11:22:06 AM

Party Boy: Is this even state sanctioned?


Yeah I call bullshiat. This was on liveleak a few weeks back about ninjutsu schools in Iran and it looks like the Telegraph picked it up as "Iran training ninjas"

I'm sure the State likes people doing this for establishing discipline, comrardery, etc. But I don't see anything that they are conscripted into military service to be assassins or anything like that.
 
2012-03-10 11:22:55 AM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-03-10 11:23:13 AM

Satanic_Hamster: I have doubts on the accuracy of that claim, in particular the age range.


When I got serious about the Martial Arts, back in the '70s, I got my ass handed to me by a 5 year old and a 64 year old woman in the dojo.
That's after I had lectured college girls on taking the "sport" seriously.

Never underestimate your opponent.
 
2012-03-10 11:23:50 AM

ChuDogg: But I don't see anything


ninjas, dude.
 
2012-03-10 11:26:40 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: I can't decide whether Persian women are so beautiful because of the Greeks or Greek women are so beautiful because of the Persians.

I need plenty more evidence to consider.


For your research purposes

1.bp.blogspot.com
Iranian

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
Greek
 
2012-03-10 11:27:07 AM
db.tt
 
2012-03-10 11:27:45 AM
unimpressed

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-03-10 11:28:05 AM
i44.tinypic.com

Do they get smoke bombs?
 
2012-03-10 11:28:26 AM

cig-mkr: Anyone remember this?
[spielbergfanclub.com image 320x240]
So much for Ninjas



images.diesel67.multiply.com


Ninjas are a 20th century Hollywood construct. Anyone claiming some sort of warrior cult status is a fraud.
 
2012-03-10 11:30:09 AM
The plural of ninja is ninja.

A female ninja is called a kunoichi.
 
2012-03-10 11:33:53 AM
I can see this becoming a sitcom: Teenage Iranian Ninja Biatches. On ABC
 
2012-03-10 11:34:51 AM

Aeonite: The plural of ninja is ninja.

A female ninja is called a kunoichi.


A female ninja is a potato dumpling?
 
2012-03-10 11:35:03 AM

Aeonite: A female ninja is called a kunoichi.


Stanley thinks you're a kun... a kun... a kun..
 
2012-03-10 11:36:22 AM

Cpl.D: Someone's been taking advice from Muammar Quadaffi God Emperor Leto II. Yeah, let me know how that turns out.


FTFY

/Fish Speakers FTW
 
2012-03-10 11:36:25 AM
/patrick smiiiithhhhhh. smiiithhh
 
2012-03-10 11:37:49 AM
3000? by the inverse ninja-pirate law, this is a terrible idea. all they really need is one ninja.
 
2012-03-10 11:38:18 AM

DrippinBalls: I can see this becoming a sitcom: Teenage Iranian Ninja Biatches. On ABC


nah, now mebbe "My BIg Fat redneck teen-pregnant american gay flipped idol nuclear storage war mutant Iranian Ninja Wedding"...
That has a nice ring to it.
 
2012-03-10 11:39:20 AM
It's a cooking show.
 
2012-03-10 11:40:41 AM
Meh. A lot of posing and some very slow and clunky demonstrations of "actual" combat techniques. Looks more like advertising/propaganda than anything.
 
2012-03-10 11:41:13 AM
First, you crush your opponent's nuts, honey
 
2012-03-10 11:41:27 AM

Man On Fire: 3000? by the inverse ninja-pirate law, this is a terrible idea. all they really need is one ninja.


I believe you are looking for the law of conservation of ninjustu.
 
2012-03-10 11:41:53 AM
Then, you butter them up with diplomacy
 
2012-03-10 11:42:27 AM
img.photobucket.com

I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-03-10 11:42:39 AM
Iran clearly hasn't seen The Last Samurai if they think training a force of sword wielding warriors is a good idea in modern warfare.
 
2012-03-10 11:43:54 AM
Obviously not State Sanctioned, now that they have revealed their faces, they all must be stoned to death in the town square.
 
2012-03-10 11:43:59 AM
At least they're finally getting some use out of those hajibs.
 
2012-03-10 11:44:56 AM
2. The equation x2+2ix-4=0 has its ninja

A) Square Root of 5 - i, -Square Root of 5 - i
B) Square Root of 5 - i, Square Root of 5 + i
C) You see no ninja.
D) -i + Square Root of 3, -1 - Square Root of 3
 
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