This is like watching a really bad cartoon show.

The My Little Pony Killer: This is like watching a really bad cartoon show.

Or reading a really good Margaret Atwood novel.

Georgia is trying really hard to stat near the lead in the derpathon.

mahuika: The My Little Pony Killer: This is like watching a really bad cartoon show.

Or reading a really good Margaret Atwood novel.

Oryx & Crake, I hope.

/every time I read these stories I get more and more misanthropic

I had no idea randomjsa was a public servant. Has he mentioned it before, and I'm just that dense and never noticed? I blame myself.

Mixolydian Master: I had no idea randomjsa was a public servant. Has he mentioned it before, and I'm just that dense and never noticed? I blame myself.

...I am now seriously considering getting TF, just so I can +1 you.

gaslight: I would imagine he's not getting any sex this evening.

He owns large stocks of cattle and pigs, so the joke's on you.

Stillborn babies are a gift from God!

And genital warts.

And buck teeth.

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them.

What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
Marriage.

Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
She was a woman.

Why do women have such little feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink!

Why was the woman crossing the road?
Who cares? What the fark's the biatch doing out of the kitchen?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man having a good time.

How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
Wipe your dick on the curtains.

How do you make a woman scream twice?
fark her in the ass, then wipe your dick on the curtains.

DVOM: And genital warts.

And buck teeth.

But enough about the French.

Spaced Lion: Mixolydian Master: I had no idea randomjsa was a public servant. Has he mentioned it before, and I'm just that dense and never noticed? I blame myself.

...I am now seriously considering getting TF, just so I can +1 you.

Much appreciated. +1s are hard to get around a group of quick witted farkers reaching for the low hanging fruit, and I'm usually late to the threads all the cool kids hang out in.

"He said, 'Mr. Terry, I want to tell you something. You tell those folks down there when they quit killing babies, they can have every chicken I've got.'"

Now let me just make sure I'm clear on the matter, but this was from a time when he and a man who participates in cockfights were discussing the sport?

Wat?

OniExpress: "He said, 'Mr. Terry, I want to tell you something. You tell those folks down there when they quit killing babies, they can have every chicken I've got.'"

Now let me just make sure I'm clear on the matter, but this was from a time when he and a man who participates in cockfights were discussing the sport?

Wat?

No, he meant "when you quit farkiing your women folk, I'll quit farking this chicken."

Dahnkster: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them.

What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
Marriage.

Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
She was a woman.

Why do women have such little feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink!

Why was the woman crossing the road?
Who cares? What the fark's the biatch doing out of the kitchen?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man having a good time.

How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
Wipe your dick on the curtains.

How do you make a woman scream twice?
fark her in the ass, then wipe your dick on the curtains.

/thread
//my state is working hard for it's own fark tag.

hubiestubert: Good luck with that.

It is odd that the party that tried to nominate Margaret Chase Smith as a Presidential contender has boiled down a fair amount of their platform to this...

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He speaks the truth!

/Spaced Lion go give Mixolydian Master a +1 now :P

Americans were always the easiest to control in any Prisoner of War camp. In any nation with guts this clown would be run out of office. No doubt the american sheeple will just re elect this idiot. Other countries riot over things like this americans just bend over and spread'em.

"And y'all, this is salt of the Earth people I'm talking about..."

You know...morons.

buckler: "And y'all, this is salt of the Earth people I'm talking about..."

You know...morons.

So....Republicans?

Hey Penlid, thank you very much for the TF! Was very nice of you.

mahuika: The My Little Pony Killer: This is like watching a really bad cartoon show.

Or reading a really good bad Margaret Atwood novel.

Maybe if you read it in high school Handmaid's Tale was a good novel. I had to read it for a spec-fic course in college and I thought it was shiat: ham-fisted and obvious.

Also had to read Oryx and Crake, and I'm in agreement with bobette on that one. THAT's some good Atwood.

/meh on the sequels

Mixolydian Master: Hey Penlid, thank you very much for the TF! Was very nice of you.

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Couldn't have put it any better myself.

Smoking GNU: buckler: "And y'all, this is salt of the Earth people I'm talking about..."

You know...morons.

So....Republicans?

I dunno, but he makes this "store" sound like something out of Green Acres. A couple of guys playing checkers on a board set up on top of the cracker barrel next to the potbelly stove while the hound curls up on the floor, and him wiping down the counter in his sleeve garters as the kids clamor for nickel horehound candies and everyone speculating about what life in the big city must be like. So yeah, you're right I'm sure.

OniExpress: "He said, 'Mr. Terry, I want to tell you something. You tell those folks down there when they quit killing babies, they can have every chicken I've got.'"

Now let me just make sure I'm clear on the matter, but this was from a time when he and a man who participates in cockfights were discussing the sport?

Wat?

Yeah, I'm more than a little confused on the point he's attempting to make. He seems to be speaking a form of old-fashioned gibberish I don't understand.

What I'm taking away from it is that it worries me that anyone that incoherent was elected to public office in this country, nevermind that he's actually a state legislator.

aearra: Americans were always the easiest to control in any Prisoner of War camp. In any nation with guts this clown would be run out of office. No doubt the american sheeple will just re elect this idiot. Other countries riot over things like this americans just bend over and spread'em.

You're aware that State Representatives, Congresspeople, Governors and Senators are elected on the "state" level, right?

culebra: aearra: Americans were always the easiest to control in any Prisoner of War camp. In any nation with guts this clown would be run out of office. No doubt the american sheeple will just re elect this idiot. Other countries riot over things like this americans just bend over and spread'em.

You're aware that State Representatives, Congresspeople, Governors and Senators are elected on the "state" level, right?

It's easier to color them pink and cite "doesn't read articles".

5Nickels: culebra: aearra: Americans were always the easiest to control in any Prisoner of War camp. In any nation with guts this clown would be run out of office. No doubt the american sheeple will just re elect this idiot. Other countries riot over things like this americans just bend over and spread'em.

You're aware that State Representatives, Congresspeople, Governors and Senators are elected on the "state" level, right?

It's easier to color them pink and cite "doesn't read articles".

It's even easier to click the ignore button, but I want to see how this plays out.

culebra: 5Nickels: culebra: aearra: Americans were always the easiest to control in any Prisoner of War camp. In any nation with guts this clown would be run out of office. No doubt the american sheeple will just re elect this idiot. Other countries riot over things like this americans just bend over and spread'em.

You're aware that State Representatives, Congresspeople, Governors and Senators are elected on the "state" level, right?

It's easier to color them pink and cite "doesn't read articles".

It's even easier to click the ignore button, but I want to see how this plays out.

eh, IMO ignore is for wussies, and you still see them if someone quotes them, pink is a nice shade to either peruse or skip over for this type of situation when you want to see it play out.

5Nickels: IMO ignore is for wussies

That's nice.

5Nickels: and you still see them if someone quotes them

There's a feature for that too. I guess I'll color you pink and cite "isn't familiar with fark's features".

The Republicans have stepped up to trying to force pregnant women feel emotional pain. What the fark is wrong with these people?

culebra: 5Nickels: IMO ignore is for wussies

That's nice.

5Nickels: and you still see them if someone quotes them

There's a feature for that too. I guess I'll color you pink and cite "isn't familiar with fark's features".

Color me blind, I don't use ignore, therefore, I don't need the latest features, Ignore is still for wussies.

5Nickels: eh, IMO ignore is for wussies, and you still see them if someone quotes them, pink is a nice shade to either peruse or skip over for this type of situation when you want to see it play out.

That's what "Blue 1" is for. The post's still there, but you can't read it without trying.

5Nickels: Ignore is still for wussies.

I consider it akin to the squelch feature on a radio. It contributes to a positive S/N ratio. I'll generally ignore two sorts: those like Printboy, who posted only pictures with no message, or those like winterwhile, who have one message and repeat it over and over, ad nauseum. I'f I've seen the message once, no need to see it again. Some I keep around for amusement value.

They're just digging the hole deeper aren't they? Do they really think shiat like this will help them this year?

buckler: I consider it akin to the squelch feature on a radio.

You know how many people you just to google and bing, lol.

/knows squelch from using cb and ham.

OniExpress: "He said, 'Mr. Terry, I want to tell you something. You tell those folks down there when they quit killing babies, they can have every chicken I've got.'"

Now let me just make sure I'm clear on the matter, but this was from a time when he and a man who participates in cockfights were discussing the sport?

Wat?

THIS. Why would I want one of his chickens? Or what's left of them, I should say? There must be nothing left of the poor things at this point except for a ball of feathers, blood, and semen.

/And yet the theocratic tyrants that make up the Republican Party still jerk their gherkins with the remains.

5Nickels: buckler: I consider it akin to the squelch feature on a radio.

You know how many people you just to google and bing, lol.

/knows squelch from using cb and ham.

Ironically enough, I can't see my own post you're referencing...because my ignore list prevents it. That's pretty good for a laugh.

A Terrible Human: They're just digging the hole deeper aren't they? Do they really think shiat like this will help them this year?

This goes both ways with the deficit against wombs. Who can talk the loudest about wanting control.

I've been assured by several Republican women acquaintances that there's no "GOP War on Women," and that Democrats are the real misogynists because we haven't prostrated ourselves over some fourth rate talk show host making fun of Sarah Palin.

5Nickels: A Terrible Human: They're just digging the hole deeper aren't they? Do they really think shiat like this will help them this year?

This goes both ways with the deficit against wombs. Who can talk the loudest about wanting control.

... Huh?

5Nickels: This goes both ways with the deficit against wombs. Who can talk the loudest about wanting control.

Lol wut?