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(The Sun)   43-year-old British man can't get a date because. A) He lives with his Mum. B) He has bad teeth, C) He is Kim Jong-il's double   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 27
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2012-03-09 03:00:16 PM
No, he doesn't.
 
2012-03-09 03:40:03 PM
D.) All of the above
 
2012-03-09 03:41:48 PM
Is he So Ronery?
 
2012-03-09 03:42:24 PM
Dude, you may not be able to change your genetics, but you can at least change your hair style and glasses.
Oh yeah, and a trip to the gym may not be a bad idea either.
 
2012-03-09 03:43:11 PM
Maaaaybe if you didn't put so much effort into dressing up like him, you'd have a better chance, dude.
 
2012-03-09 03:43:24 PM
Hmm, Kim's nose in that picture at the bottom reminds me of Shake's:

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-03-09 03:43:25 PM
He does when he wears the costume...so why does he wear the costume when picking up women?
 
2012-03-09 03:43:57 PM
I was out at a bar one night about ten years ago. I saw this guy who was the spitting image of Saddam Hussein. I don't think he had any idea why no one would serve him.
 
2012-03-09 03:44:09 PM
Let the celebrity impression gig money flow!!

/I would totally pay to have that guy show up at my party. Screw Paris Hilton. On second thought, please don't.
 
2012-03-09 03:44:14 PM

timujin: No, he doesn't.


Can't be, all Asians look the same.

/That's lacist
 
2012-03-09 03:45:50 PM
i.imgur.com

not impressed.
 
2012-03-09 03:46:41 PM
I saw a guy on the BART rail system last week who was a dead ringer for Bashar al-Assad. I actually did a double-take.

/CSB
 
2012-03-09 03:47:19 PM

elev8meL8r: I was out at a bar one night about ten years ago. I saw this guy who was the spitting image of Saddam Hussein. I don't think he had any idea why no one would serve him.


May have been this guy (new window)

If you've seen Saddam in a movie, it was probably him.
 
2012-03-09 03:48:05 PM

Spiralmonkey: Is he So Ronery?


Came for this. Surprised it wasn't the boobies.
 
2012-03-09 03:52:08 PM
Women love dictators and other jerks.

Why doesn't he just claim to be Kim Jong-Il? It's not like many of the women he'll date know that Kim Jong-Il is dead. The British are right up with Americans when it comes to knowledge about current events overseas.

He could be dating the hottest and stupidest women in the UK three-a-day if he really wanted them badly enough.
 
2012-03-09 03:53:45 PM

Nexzus: elev8meL8r: I was out at a bar one night about ten years ago. I saw this guy who was the spitting image of Saddam Hussein. I don't think he had any idea why no one would serve him.

May have been this guy (new window)

If you've seen Saddam in a movie, it was probably him.


I was flying from PHX to LAX around 9/21/2001 and one of the ticketed passengers looked EXACTLY like Saddam Hussein. I was even a little unsettled until I saw him surrounded by his obviously Mexican, Spanish-speaking family, and he was speaking fluent Spanish too. Didn't think any more of it until I overheard some 80 year old woman on the same plane completely freak out and demand that they reschedule her on a different flight because she was not going to ride on a plane with "THAT MAN."
 
2012-03-09 03:54:29 PM
Ridiculous... what's with the photo captions that are all written in this format?

Annoying... it's really stupid.

Sasquatch... a word with nothing to do with this story.
 
2012-03-09 03:55:28 PM
If he had half a brain, he'd move to North Korea and be worshiped as a god. Bet he would get some pussy then.
 
2012-03-09 04:01:36 PM

FarkinHostile: If he had half a brain, he'd move to North Korea and be worshiped as a god. Bet he would get some pussy then.


Came to basically say this. Maybe he likes white girls. I've heard the asian variety can be a bit clingy. Maybe he has his reasons, but in a serious drought drastic times calls for drastic measures.
 
2012-03-09 04:07:38 PM

Spiralmonkey: Is he So Ronery?


It's Hans Brix's fault.

/done in 3
 
2012-03-09 04:07:46 PM

Spiralmonkey: Is he So Ronery?


leaving satisfied
 
2012-03-09 04:09:13 PM

elev8meL8r: I was out at a bar one night about ten years ago. I saw this guy who was the spitting image of Saddam Hussein. I don't think he had any idea why no one would serve him.


www.thedailybeast.com
Did he double park?
 
2012-03-09 04:11:44 PM
He should make videos and have them sent over to the North Korean tv station. He could say they were made before his death so his orders could be carried out from beyond the grave. He could totally change Best Korea from gloomy Gus-ville into a fabu party place.
 
2012-03-09 06:22:21 PM

Spiralmonkey: Is he So Ronery?

William admitted he felt lonely - just like the dictator's character in hit movie Team America: World Police.


They beat you to it.
 
2012-03-09 07:28:25 PM
D) too addicted to Wii.

posing for a pic in front of 2,000 Nintendo Wii titles ain't gunna get you the wimmin brah!
 
2012-03-09 11:40:27 PM
had a mortal enemy back in HS with a last name of cheong.
The bible says to forgive those who trespass against you.
The bible doesn't say WHEN.
 
2012-03-10 06:16:33 AM
He only looks like Kim Jong-il when he dresses up like him.

Otherwise, he just looks like an Asian guy with a charlie brown cartoonish round head.
 
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