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(USA Today)   Two guys get off easy for driving around their dead friend in their car. Using his credit cards for strip clubs did not sit too well with the judge   (content.usatoday.com ) divider line
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2012-03-09 10:00:54 AM  
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2012-03-09 10:21:08 AM  
The two used Jarrett's credit card at several bars, including the Shotgun Willie's strip club, while Jarrett's body was in the car.

Well that's just rude.
 
2012-03-09 10:27:53 AM  

Sybarite: The two used Jarrett's credit card at several bars, including the Shotgun Willie's strip club, while Jarrett's body was in the car.

Well that's just rude.


The polite thing would have been to wheel him in for some necro lap dancing.
 
2012-03-09 11:06:30 AM  
That would make the movie "Weekend at Bernie's" even more hilarious!
 
2012-03-09 12:44:23 PM  

Diogenes: Sybarite: The two used Jarrett's credit card at several bars, including the Shotgun Willie's strip club, while Jarrett's body was in the car.

Well that's just rude.

The polite thing would have been to wheel him in for some necro lap dancing.


They're called stiffs for a reason.
 
2012-03-09 12:52:06 PM  
Those pictures are open-mouthed, drooling hilarious.
 
2012-03-09 01:49:31 PM  
Did they use the HOV lane?
 
2012-03-09 01:50:46 PM  
Fark party?
 
2012-03-09 01:50:59 PM  

Sybarite


The two used Jarrett's credit card at several bars, including the Shotgun Willie's strip club, while Jarrett's body was in the car.

Well that's just rude.


It looks like their friend was...

*puts on sunglasses*

dead wait.


YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
 
2012-03-09 01:54:28 PM  
i43.tinypic.com

RIP Jeff Jarrett.
 
2012-03-09 01:55:16 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Diogenes: Sybarite: The two used Jarrett's credit card at several bars, including the Shotgun Willie's strip club, while Jarrett's body was in the car.

Well that's just rude.

The polite thing would have been to wheel him in for some necro lap dancing.

They're called stiffs for a reason.


media.comicvine.com

Knows what you mean
 
2012-03-09 01:55:48 PM  
I hope they at least tipped the strippers. Would have been all the worse if they'd stiffed em.
 
2012-03-09 01:55:51 PM  
I did that. Hell I am doing that this weekend.


I really want to do it with Rush when he dies in July.
 
2012-03-09 01:56:05 PM  
Well, it wasn't like their friend was going to challenge any charge made on the card.

i.usatoday.net

One guy has a "WTF, I drove around with a corpse" look on his face and the other has those alert, shifty eyes ever ready to observe a sign of life from the back seat.
 
2012-03-09 01:57:34 PM  
I remember when this story broke. I said I'd be disappointed if my friends didn't do this, just they would be smart enough not to get caught... I think anyway. Of course with my shiat luck I'll live till 90 regardless of the abuse on my body.
 
2012-03-09 01:57:46 PM  
Good times, good times...
 
2012-03-09 01:57:47 PM  
Well, I see someone already beat me to the joke.

/too slow.
 
2012-03-09 01:58:25 PM  
Maybe it was what their friend would have wanted?
 
2012-03-09 02:05:20 PM  
The corpse was a hellova lot nicer than my dead beat friends, they don't buy me shiat!
 
2012-03-09 02:13:30 PM  
chucksconnection.com
 
2012-03-09 02:18:05 PM  
There simply has to be pictures taken.
/patiently waits.
 
2012-03-09 02:20:26 PM  
Wanted for questioning...

i268.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-09 02:25:46 PM  
Wasn't there a movie with a similar plot, only the dead guy was their boss?
 
2012-03-09 02:28:16 PM  

mcmnky: Wasn't there a movie with a similar plot, only the dead guy was their boss?


I think so; I'm surprised it hasn't been referenced by anybody yet.
 
2012-03-09 02:41:00 PM  

capitulating fromage masticating simian: mcmnky: Wasn't there a movie with a similar plot, only the dead guy was their boss?

I think so; I'm surprised it hasn't been referenced by anybody yet.



This being Colorado I think the more apt reference would be Joe Diffie.

/Just fill my boots up with sand and put a stiff drink in my hand.
 
2012-03-09 02:43:40 PM  

capitulating fromage masticating simian: I think so; I'm surprised it hasn't been referenced by anybody yet.


Weekend At Bernie's. Dinobot's pic is a screencap from it.
 
2012-03-09 02:46:10 PM  

geoduck42: capitulating fromage masticating simian: I think so; I'm surprised it hasn't been referenced by anybody yet.

Weekend At Bernie's. Dinobot's pic is a screencap from it.


So is the screencap used in the Weeners.

I think he was just being sarcastic.
 
2012-03-09 03:20:42 PM  
You know damn well what I came for. So, you can safely assume how I'm leaving.
 
2012-03-09 04:44:12 PM  
Fark it....

I'm putting this in my will. I expect my friends to take my dead arse around to strip clubs and max out all my credit cards. They just have to make sure I am not declared dead until after they blow the money.

I also want them to get me a tatoo on my butt. Then have a face-down open casket.

Yeah...thats the ticket
 
2012-03-09 05:12:44 PM  
Well there's a couple of weird lookin' motherfarkers for ya
 
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