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(Fox Sports)   Pitcher injures himself while toweling off. Is forced to admit that he's gay   (msn.foxsports.com ) divider line
    More: Silly, Joe Maddon, David Price, pitchers, Rays, NIT, Tampa Bay, Tom Corbett, Miguel Cabrera  
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2012-03-09 10:11:11 AM  
The author dropped the ball on that one.
 
2012-03-09 10:12:53 AM  
Isn't it normally the catcher that is toweling off?
 
2012-03-09 10:33:01 AM  

OregonVet: The author dropped the ball on that one.


As did Price in the shower while towelling off his head, apparently.
 
2012-03-09 10:42:29 AM  
"David might need better technque when it comes to toweling himself down,'' [Manager Joe] Maddon said. "He's been doing it for 20-some years now, but apparently doesn't have it down yet."

Hahaha.
 
2012-03-09 11:11:37 AM  
Price is on my fantasy team but sort of expensive, and keepers are due Sunday. Decisions...
 
2012-03-09 12:06:17 PM  
F*cking toweling off, how does it work?
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2012-03-09 12:38:37 PM  
+1
 
2012-03-09 12:39:34 PM  
lol. Baseball injuries are the best
 
2012-03-09 12:41:41 PM  
Zambrano? Oh not Zambrano. My god that kid has gotten some weird injuries over the years.
 
2012-03-09 12:41:47 PM  

jaylectricity: "David might need better technque when it comes to toweling himself down,'' [Manager Joe] Maddon said. "He's been doing it for 20-some years now, but apparently doesn't have it down yet."

Hahaha.


The AL East should be absolutely fantastic this year for managerial soundbites alone. Maddon was kinda carrying the "quirky and humorous" flag by himself in that division for the last few years, but now with Bobby V around to help him....
 
2012-03-09 12:48:54 PM  
FTA: "I was just drying my head off in between innings,'' Price told the Tampa Bay Times. "It's happened to me two times before.

??
 
2012-03-09 12:51:45 PM  
Killer Cars: jaylectricity: "David might need better technque when it comes to toweling himself down,'' [Manager Joe] Maddon said. "He's been doing it for 20-some years now, but apparently doesn't have it down yet."

Hahaha.

The AL East should be absolutely fantastic this year for managerial soundbites alone. Maddon was kinda carrying the "quirky and humorous" flag by himself in that division for the last few years, but now with Bobby V around to help him....


Unfortunately, the AL East is still the workplace for the Black Hole of Humor that is Joe Girardi.
 
2012-03-09 01:08:01 PM  

MAYORBOB: Unfortunately, the AL East is still the workplace for the Black Hole of Humor that is Joe Girardi.


There are no pages for jokes in the Binder.
 
2012-03-09 01:11:47 PM  
Ouch..I've actually done that before. I don't know what it is but you definitely hear a pop and then your neck feels like it's pushed forward. Feeling lasts for about 6 hours.
 
2012-03-09 01:23:26 PM  
Damn. RTFA and was disappointing by the misleading headline.

/what?


//Pitcher
 
2012-03-09 01:44:20 PM  
CSB time

Went to HS with a girl who tore the cartilage between 3 vertebrae in her neck....washing her hair.

Wore a neck brace for like 6 months.

/CSB time
 
2012-03-09 01:53:22 PM  
Is that worse than Vince Coleman (who was one of the fastest guys in baseball at the time) basically having his career ended when the electric field tarp ran over him going 3 mph?
 
2012-03-09 02:00:47 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: Is that worse than Vince Coleman (who was one of the fastest guys in baseball at the time) basically having his career ended when the electric field tarp ran over him going 3 mph?


I raise... Dave Rozema, aka The Karate Kid (new window)
 
2012-03-09 02:06:57 PM  

buckeyebrain: TheGreatGazoo: Is that worse than Vince Coleman (who was one of the fastest guys in baseball at the time) basically having his career ended when the electric field tarp ran over him going 3 mph?

I raise... Dave Rozema, aka The Karate Kid (new window)


Jesus. I didn't even know there were 8 ligaments in the knee. I've heard of ACL, MCL, LCL, and PCL.
 
2012-03-09 02:30:04 PM  

NashMcNash: FTA: "I was just drying my head off in between innings,'' Price told the Tampa Bay Times. "It's happened to me two times before.

??


DP got DPed?
 
2012-03-09 02:33:15 PM  
There's a Greek word for this in Scrabble.
 
2012-03-09 04:32:13 PM  
This is just the kind of thing that Jerry Sandusky was trying to prevent.
 
2012-03-09 05:59:54 PM  
So what does this injury have to do with being gay? Yeah subby is trying to be humorous, but wtf already. C'mon you can at least be more creative.

/Flame
//is lame
 
2012-03-09 06:00:41 PM  
At least they're having fun with it

Link (new window) - Posted by Price on twitter earlier.
 
2012-03-09 06:22:46 PM  
Baseball - the only sport where you can get frostbite in August and sit out a game because of hemmerhoids.
 
2012-03-09 07:34:48 PM  
FTFA: David Price has had an interesting offseason, to say the least. First, Price found a man urinating on his car...

Uh...my bad, David. I thought I was pissing on Jeff Niemann's car.
 
2012-03-09 10:31:49 PM  

BigEd: There's a Greek word for this in Scrabble.


He should practice his ushnuu after he zoquos.

/well done, sir
 
2012-03-10 05:20:08 AM  

buckeyebrain: TheGreatGazoo: Is that worse than Vince Coleman (who was one of the fastest guys in baseball at the time) basically having his career ended when the electric field tarp ran over him going 3 mph?

I raise... Dave Rozema, aka The Karate Kid (new window)


There's always a very happy kicker
Link (new window)
 
2012-03-10 09:07:45 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: Is that worse than Vince Coleman (who was one of the fastest guys in baseball at the time) basically having his career ended when the electric field tarp ran over him going 3 mph?


That was karma for being such an ignorant asshole.
 
2012-03-10 12:06:42 PM  
"David might need better technique when it comes to toweling himself down,'' Maddon said. "He's been doing it for 20-some years now, but apparently doesn't have it down yet."

From Fox's Rays website: - David Price left today's spring training game because he toweled off too hard

Note to self: NEVER EVER SAY ANYTHING
 
2012-03-10 05:15:48 PM  

Frow: buckeyebrain: TheGreatGazoo: Is that worse than Vince Coleman (who was one of the fastest guys in baseball at the time) basically having his career ended when the electric field tarp ran over him going 3 mph?

I raise... Dave Rozema, aka The Karate Kid (new window)

There's always a very happy kicker
Link (new window)


I'd forgotten about that big ball of FAIL. I fold, man.
 
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