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2012-03-09 08:49:57 AM
No. Next question.
 
2012-03-09 08:51:25 AM
US to Israel: "Buy one with your own allowance, kid."
 
2012-03-09 08:52:11 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: US to Israel: "Buy one with your own allowance, kid."


Or 'You'll shoot your eye out, kid.'
 
2012-03-09 08:55:31 AM
Yes, and you can pay us for them with the mony we gave you.
 
2012-03-09 08:55:35 AM

www.threadbombing.com
 
2012-03-09 08:57:25 AM
If you cocks are so smart, make your own.
 
2012-03-09 09:00:11 AM
If they attack Iran then what? The Iranians do nothing at all? I don't see a situation where the US would not be dragged into it.
 
2012-03-09 09:00:42 AM

hinten: Yes, and you can pay us for them with the mony we gave you.


That is how it works, yes.
 
2012-03-09 09:03:33 AM

Headso: If they attack Iran then what? The Iranians do nothing at all? I don't see a situation where the US would not be dragged into it.


We could finally take a stand of independance and NOT get into it. Or only offer defense on israeli soil, but no attacks, as a compromise.

I'd prefer the former. It would be a little shaky, politically, but the vast majority if the citizenry here is sick of war.
 
2012-03-09 09:04:05 AM
Iran constantly accuses you of aiding us and hates you because of it.... so... can you aid us?

If Israel has a right to exist, it has the burden to prove it without outside interference.

/I've been missing Tats.
 
2012-03-09 09:04:44 AM

Headso: If they attack Iran then what? The Iranians do nothing at all? I don't see a situation where the US would not be dragged into it.


Have you heard anything out of Washington lately? The drums of war are being played again.
 
2012-03-09 09:05:16 AM

Headso: If they attack Iran then what? The Iranians do nothing at all? I don't see a situation where the US would not be dragged into it.


They'll see the errors of their ways and instantly become West friendly. Just like Iraq and Afghanistan!
 
2012-03-09 09:05:33 AM
Israel isn't going to let Iran complete a nuclear weapon. Without a bunker buster, their time window for stopping Iran is shorter. With a bunker buster -- or U.S. assurances that the U.S. will step in if necessary -- that time window gets longer, giving sanctions more of a chance to work.
 
2012-03-09 09:05:55 AM

GoodyearPimp: Iran constantly accuses you of aiding us and hates you because of it.... so... can you aid us?

If Israel has a right to exist, it has the burden to prove it without outside interference.

/I've been missing Tats.


To all but you last sentence: THIS
 
2012-03-09 09:06:46 AM

One Million: Israel isn't going to let Iran complete a nuclear weapon. Without a bunker buster, their time window for stopping Iran is shorter. With a bunker buster -- or U.S. assurances that the U.S. will step in if necessary -- that time window gets longer, giving sanctions more of a chance to work.


I'd love to see your work.
 
2012-03-09 09:08:55 AM
Yes, you can have one. Where in Israel would you like us to drop it?
 
2012-03-09 09:08:58 AM
So tired of these Bronze Age desert cocksuckers.
 
2012-03-09 09:09:44 AM
No. Fark off.
 
2012-03-09 09:10:13 AM
Another question -- what is Israel waiting for? Why do they need a thumbs up from us to attack? They are a sovereign nation. And now they want to up the ante by getting direct assistance.
 
2012-03-09 09:12:10 AM

GoodyearPimp: Another question -- what is Israel waiting for? Why do they need a thumbs up from us to attack?


Same reason the US went to the UN before attacking Afghanistan. Legitimacy.
 
2012-03-09 09:13:02 AM
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Oh Jew!
 
2012-03-09 09:13:23 AM
The groundwork for a war with Iran started in 2001.
 
2012-03-09 09:15:56 AM

GoodyearPimp: Another question -- what is Israel waiting for? Why do they need a thumbs up from us to attack? They are a sovereign nation. And now they want to up the ante by getting direct assistance.


Israel's a tough-talking 5'3" dude who's all "Come at me, bro!" to Iran. But now they've really stepped up their talk and are nervously looking to their big, badass friend going, "C'mon and help me take this guy!"
 
2012-03-09 09:16:27 AM
TATSUMAAAAAAA!!!!!!11!1!ELEVENTY!!!
 
2012-03-09 09:17:44 AM

Primus: No. Fark off.


Succinct, eloquent, apropos. I like it.
 
2012-03-09 09:24:08 AM
Isn't it enough for Israel that just by hovering in the background the US prevents massed attack from it's neighbors? If one listens to the propaganda Israel is beset on all sides by those who would destroy it. Why haven't they joined together (again) and tried? Not out of fear and not out of desire if one believes Israel. According to propaganda whole nations exist merely to hate Israel, to push them into the sea and have no concern but to accomplish just that. Israel sits on bombs, and we sit behind Israel. What prevents these nations, organized solely in their hatred for the jews and their need to destory israel, from doing just that? People without fear of death and a belief in their cause. It must be the US sitting right behind Israel as a big shadow, or maybe, just maybe, we've been lead to believe something a little different from the truth. That maybe these nations aren't lead by insane people and focused on destroying Israel every second of every day, and willing to die to do it. Maybe.
 
2012-03-09 09:26:34 AM
And how are you going to get it to the targets, Israel?

Their next question: I kan haz B-2?
 
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2012-03-09 09:27:33 AM
I would give them a few. If they want to fight their own war, fine.

I wish we would simply wash our hands of the Middle East. Even if we pay $8.00/gal for gas, so what? We will save more than that on military spending.
 
2012-03-09 09:33:15 AM
I just want Israel's Jedi Mind trick to wear off of us.

America: "Enough messing around in the Middle East! We don't need another Afghanistan or Iraq on our hands. No more dead troops!"

Israel: "You must attack Israel."

I really do hope this Iran thing is the moment that causes us to wake the fark up and reevaluate our blind love for Israel, and basically our entire stance in the ME.
 
2012-03-09 09:36:08 AM

sprawl15: GoodyearPimp: Another question -- what is Israel waiting for? Why do they need a thumbs up from us to attack?

Same reason the US went to the UN before attacking Afghanistan. Legitimacy.


Maybe they hope saber rattling will work. More likely they know they can't do it successfully alone.
 
2012-03-09 09:37:36 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Headso: If they attack Iran then what? The Iranians do nothing at all? I don't see a situation where the US would not be dragged into it.

Have you heard anything out of Washington lately? The drums of war are being played again.


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2012-03-09 09:39:28 AM

rudemix: Isn't it enough for Israel that just by hovering in the background the US prevents massed attack from it's neighbors? If one listens to the propaganda Israel is beset on all sides by those who would destroy it. Why haven't they joined together (again) and tried? Not out of fear and not out of desire if one believes Israel. According to propaganda whole nations exist merely to hate Israel, to push them into the sea and have no concern but to accomplish just that. Israel sits on bombs, and we sit behind Israel. What prevents these nations, organized solely in their hatred for the jews and their need to destory israel, from doing just that? People without fear of death and a belief in their cause. It must be the US sitting right behind Israel as a big shadow, or maybe, just maybe, we've been lead to believe something a little different from the truth. That maybe these nations aren't lead by insane people and focused on destroying Israel every second of every day, and willing to die to do it. Maybe.


And just maybe you should look at the history of that region since 1948. What is stopping an all out war is the fact that the arabs have had their asses handed to them every time that they have tried to destroy Israel.

Then consider the fact that those countries are no longer being supplied the tools of war by the USSR any longer.
 
2012-03-09 09:39:40 AM
NY POST reported US already offered "advanced weaponry", including bunker busters for delayed attack on Iran. who knows what to believe.
 
2012-03-09 09:41:16 AM
Gee, you think Iran doesn't know how deep they need to put their facilities so that these bombs won't work on them?
 
2012-03-09 09:41:17 AM

indylaw: If you cocks are so smart, make your own.


Assuming they have the heavy industry to do so, why not?

Our first bunker busters were essentially just cannon barrels that we converted into bombs. From concept to fielded weapon took 3 weeks. I'm sure Israel has some old artillery barrels it can turn into bomb casings.
 
2012-03-09 09:42:04 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: NY POST reported US already offered "advanced weaponry", including bunker busters for delayed attack on Iran. who knows what to believe.


The Post is the Trig Palin of newspapers.
 
2012-03-09 09:45:05 AM

liam76: sprawl15: GoodyearPimp: Another question -- what is Israel waiting for? Why do they need a thumbs up from us to attack?

Same reason the US went to the UN before attacking Afghanistan. Legitimacy.

Maybe they hope saber rattling will work. More likely they know they can't do it successfully alone.


For us to defend Israel were they attacked, Congress would have to pass an AUMF/declaration of war. That wouldn't be too difficult were Iran the aggressor, but if Israel becomes the aggressor, that's a much dicier proposition.

There may be a treaty in place that provides specific statutory authorization, but I've not found it in my rigorous 3 minutes of Googling, so I can firmly state that it doesn't exist.
 
2012-03-09 09:47:45 AM
I see a lot of whiny little biatches here who want us to turn our back on a country that has been our friend and ally for many years. We help them and they help us. I hope that if any of you whiny little biatches have any friends, they don't read your posts because they would see that you are worthless.
 
2012-03-09 09:51:13 AM

chuckufarlie: I see a lot of whiny little biatches here who want us to turn our back on a country that has been our friend and ally for many years. We help them and they help us. I hope that if any of you whiny little biatches have any friends, they don't read your posts because they would see that you are worthless.


Our friend? WTF has Israel done for us, besides killing our sailors (U.S.S Liberty), hiding our fugitive criminals, and spying on us (Jonathan Pollard)?
 
2012-03-09 09:51:34 AM

chuckufarlie: I see a lot of whiny little biatches here who want us to turn our back on a country that has been our friend and ally for many years. We help them and they help us.


Uh ... in what way does Israel help the US?
 
2012-03-09 09:53:59 AM

Headso: If they attack Iran then what? The Iranians do nothing at all? I don't see a situation where the US would not be dragged into it.


We would be forced into it, because Russia would probably go on high alert and move a bunch of their forces to the Iranian border as a show of strength, which would force the USA to double or triple whatever Naval assets are in the area now. That's a lot of itchy trigger fingers.
 
2012-03-09 09:54:36 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: chuckufarlie: I see a lot of whiny little biatches here who want us to turn our back on a country that has been our friend and ally for many years. We help them and they help us. I hope that if any of you whiny little biatches have any friends, they don't read your posts because they would see that you are worthless.

Our friend? WTF has Israel done for us, besides killing our sailors (U.S.S Liberty), hiding our fugitive criminals, and spying on us (Jonathan Pollard)?


among other things, they provide us intelligence on our enemies.
 
2012-03-09 09:55:13 AM

Uncle Tractor: chuckufarlie: I see a lot of whiny little biatches here who want us to turn our back on a country that has been our friend and ally for many years. We help them and they help us.

Uh ... in what way does Israel help the US?


among other things, they provide us intelligence on our enemies.
 
2012-03-09 09:56:12 AM

chuckufarlie: among other things, they provide us intelligence on our enemies.


What enemies? The ones we make by supporting Israel?
 
2012-03-09 09:58:11 AM

chuckufarlie: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: chuckufarlie: I see a lot of whiny little biatches here who want us to turn our back on a country that has been our friend and ally for many years. We help them and they help us. I hope that if any of you whiny little biatches have any friends, they don't read your posts because they would see that you are worthless.

Our friend? WTF has Israel done for us, besides killing our sailors (U.S.S Liberty), hiding our fugitive criminals, and spying on us (Jonathan Pollard)?

among other things, they provide us intelligence on our enemies.


First of all, our support of them gives us a lot of those enemies. Secondly, that doesn't really balance out even their spying on us, let alone other headaches and misdeeds. Israel uses and abuses the US like a pimp and his $2 crackwhore.
 
2012-03-09 09:58:38 AM

Uncle Tractor: The ones

we you make by supporting Israel?

FIFM
 
2012-03-09 09:59:49 AM

chuckufarlie: rudemix: Isn't it enough for Israel that just by hovering in the background the US prevents massed attack from it's neighbors? If one listens to the propaganda Israel is beset on all sides by those who would destroy it. Why haven't they joined together (again) and tried? Not out of fear and not out of desire if one believes Israel. According to propaganda whole nations exist merely to hate Israel, to push them into the sea and have no concern but to accomplish just that. Israel sits on bombs, and we sit behind Israel. What prevents these nations, organized solely in their hatred for the jews and their need to destory israel, from doing just that? People without fear of death and a belief in their cause. It must be the US sitting right behind Israel as a big shadow, or maybe, just maybe, we've been lead to believe something a little different from the truth. That maybe these nations aren't lead by insane people and focused on destroying Israel every second of every day, and willing to die to do it. Maybe.

And just maybe you should look at the history of that region since 1948. What is stopping an all out war is the fact that the arabs have had their asses handed to them every time that they have tried to destroy Israel.

Then consider the fact that those countries are no longer being supplied the tools of war by the USSR any longer.


That's not right. Everything tells me that these muslim devils have no fear of death, and are obssessed with one thing;the destruction of Israel. What does history that is there for everyone to see, all the way back to the first terror attacks like the King David hotel, have to do with anything. The real facts are this;these men are not afraid of death, and are consumed with seeing Israel dead. What would deaths from back then matter?
 
2012-03-09 10:02:36 AM
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2012-03-09 10:03:40 AM

Jake Havechek: which would force the USA to double or triple whatever Naval assets are in the area now.


No can do. They are already on the way to the China seas.
 
2012-03-09 10:12:46 AM
Give them nukes for all I care, they're not going to kill anyone that matters.
 
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