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I_C_Weener		2012-03-09 08:27:03 AM

Nice subby. I went with "sounds like a story problem". You took it the extra step. Very nice.

Pocket Ninja		2012-03-09 08:39:12 AM

I'm not sure I understand how this even came out. The guy's 22 now; the incidents started when he was 14 and went until he was 16. What, did he wait a few years and then decide to press charges? They're called fond memories by that point, buddy. Keep 'em.

Desmo		2012-03-09 08:49:05 AM

They got married when they met?

Buckyballs		2012-03-09 08:51:04 AM

I call bullshiat

JonnyG		2012-03-09 08:54:07 AM

I simply cannot understand how guys like this think. You can never reach manhood by ratting out your booty calls.

JackieRabbit		2012-03-09 08:55:24 AM

I'm going to drop an open "invitation to sexual touching" here to see what happens.

Nickninja		2012-03-09 08:56:06 AM

So, did the kid have a calendar that he checked of every day he got some? If they were doing it every day or in some sort of regular pattern I could see how they could count backwards, but barring that there's got to be some sort of record keeping.

inflatedKarma		2012-03-09 08:57:43 AM

move that decimal a few spaces to the left when he gets married.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-03-09 09:00:41 AM

The kid will never again have it so good for the rest of his life.

/I bet he'll wind up farking his therapist.

Savage Bacon		2012-03-09 09:01:48 AM

Is 0.316 times like a handy or something?

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-03-09 09:03:58 AM

she almost gave him pie

CUZN_Ovoids		2012-03-09 09:06:15 AM

If there are any hard up hot lady teachers out there who need a good hard homework assignment to complete, come on over and don't forget your yard stick (spanky spanky)...

//I know Im a man whore
/just trying to give them a good outlet for their horniness

BurnShrike		2012-03-09 09:07:23 AM

I'm almost positive this is a repeat, but I can't find the old link. The headline was something like "Teacher has sex with student 231 times.. not 232, not 230"

ZMugg		2012-03-09 09:07:59 AM

Teacher accused of having sex with student 0.316 times per day over the course of two years

Was the "alleged victim" named John?

Was Tebowing involved?

Inquiring minds etc.

JonnyG		2012-03-09 09:09:32 AM

Nickninja: So, did the kid have a calendar that he checked of every day he got some? If they were doing it every day or in some sort of regular pattern I could see how they could count backwards, but barring that there's got to be some sort of record keeping.

Kind of wondering if the kid has some sort of disorder. I only counted the "good" times.

JackieRabbit		2012-03-09 09:10:48 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: The kid will never again have it so good for the rest of his life.

/I bet he'll wind up farking his therapist.

I'm betting he's already farking boys. Narcing on a woman who let you into her vag is inexplicable.

Fluid		2012-03-09 09:12:15 AM

Savage Bacon: Is 0.316 times like a handy or something?

She just never finished.

BraveNewCheneyWorld		2012-03-09 09:12:31 AM

He just realized that working sucks and he wants to be paid for something he gladly did for free. Honestly, if anyone deserves jail time, it's him now.

stuhayes2010		2012-03-09 09:15:33 AM

231. Who counts how many times you've had sex? Even at 16.

/DN(thoroughly)RTFA

genepool lifeboat		2012-03-09 09:16:48 AM

FTA "The 22-year-old is the prime witness in the case and accused his former elementary school teacher of being intimate with him more than 200 times during their two-year affair which started when he was in grade 7 and went on for two years."

Good thing they explained how long his two-year affair went on for.

TNel		2012-03-09 09:19:59 AM

Wow dude got more poon by age 16 than me and I've been married for a long time :( god that's depressing. Don't get married you really do never have sex again.

honk		2012-03-09 09:21:26 AM

And he says that, in 231 encounters, she never had her shirt off?

Guess he went for the home run -- 231 times -- without ever rounding second base once.

This one smells like bullshiat. This sort of thing may happen all the time, but that doesn't mean it happened this time.

animal900		2012-03-09 09:23:15 AM

stuhayes2010: 231. Who counts how many times you've had sex? Even at 16.

/DN(thoroughly)RTFA

I never kept track, but did the rough math recently with my wife of 11 years and was asounded how high the number sounded.

/20 times per month X 12 months X 11 years = 2640 bangs
//hopefully her number is the same during that time

Mildot		2012-03-09 09:23:16 AM

John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

So Subby, what has this to do with our Teacher/Student Sex Story Du-Jour? Didn't she say Oh God enough??

DickDarlington		2012-03-09 09:24:03 AM

One good thing about teachers, they make you keep working it till you get it right.

hurdboy		2012-03-09 09:25:09 AM

230.838. So what was the .838?

/year = 365.25d

JackieRabbit		2012-03-09 09:27:29 AM

genepool lifeboat: Good thing they explained how long his two-year affair went on for.

OMG! You dangled your preposition in public! I'm scared for life. I'm going to have to prefer charges against you. (and profit) ( (and get a lot of attention)

BurnShrike		2012-03-09 09:28:04 AM

I've had sex maybe 100-150 times in the past 10 years. This guy doubled my number in a fifth of the time.

I'm not sure it's really trophy-worthy, but the guy should get a ribbon or something.

Nickninja		2012-03-09 09:31:15 AM

honk: And he says that, in 231 encounters, she never had her shirt off?

Guess he went for the home run -- 231 times -- without ever rounding second base once.

This one smells like bullshiat. This sort of thing may happen all the time, but that doesn't mean it happened this time.

I totally missed that one. I've known a couple girls who didn't like to take their shirts off, but after a few times they both got over their nervousness. At some point you've just got to become comfortable with your partner.

TheGogmagog		2012-03-09 09:43:38 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: He just realized that working sucks and he wants to be paid for something he gladly did for free. Honestly, if anyone deserves jail time, it's him now.

I wonder what conlusion Rush would draw from that.

I watched his TV show back in the Clinton years. he would present 2 facts then jump to a conclusion that the facts didn't remotely suggest. I'd listen to him every so often since then and it seemed he gave up on the factual part of his speculation.

ultrachronic		2012-03-09 09:45:31 AM

Well, the article mentioned that they only ended in sexual encounters 20 - 30% of the time so, technically, teacher had sex with student on average 0.0632 times a day

Langdon Alger		2012-03-09 09:47:13 AM

what about leap year?

Mildot		2012-03-09 09:53:30 AM

BurnShrike: I've had sex maybe 100-150 times in the past 10 years. This guy doubled my number in a fifth of the time.

I'm not sure it's really trophy-worthy, but the guy should get a ribbon or something.

You do realize that it only counts if you were with ab actual girl.

Gergesa		2012-03-09 09:54:17 AM

TNel: Wow dude got more poon by age 16 than me and I've been married for a long time :( god that's depressing. Don't get married you really do never have sex again.

I can tell a happily married couple when I see one. Stop rubbing it in my face.

BurnShrike		2012-03-09 09:55:41 AM

Mildot: BurnShrike: I've had sex maybe 100-150 times in the past 10 years. This guy doubled my number in a fifth of the time.

I'm not sure it's really trophy-worthy, but the guy should get a ribbon or something.

You do realize that it only counts if you were with ab actual girl.

Oh, I didn't realize that. My count is 0 then. I don't fark girls. I only fark women.

Mildot		2012-03-09 09:56:11 AM

FTFA: He said sometimes only kissing was involved, but 20 to 30 per cent of their intimacy involved intercourse, which took place in her car.

So, the 231 is now 46 to 69 times. hmmmmmmm, not quite the stud subby was making hum out to be.

TNel		2012-03-09 10:00:52 AM

Gergesa: TNel: Wow dude got more poon by age 16 than me and I've been married for a long time :( god that's depressing. Don't get married you really do never have sex again.

I can tell a happily married couple when I see one. Stop rubbing it in my face.

I can easily count on one hand how many times a month.

Mildot: FTFA: He said sometimes only kissing was involved, but 20 to 30 per cent of their intimacy involved intercourse, which took place in her car.

So, the 231 is now 46 to 69 times. hmmmmmmm, not quite the stud subby was making hum out to be.

Ok so he's not a stud, you can't count making out as sex I'm sorry it's not even in the same league. If you don't bury the salami then it doesn't count. Yes I will take the Bill Clinton defense, a bj is not sex.

germ78		2012-03-09 10:15:17 AM

Was the kid autistic or something?

sleeping martyr		2012-03-09 10:15:21 AM

TNel: So, the 231 is now 46 to 69 times. hmmmmmmm, not quite the stud subby was making hum out to be.

Ok so he's not a stud, you can't count making out as sex I'm sorry it's not even in the same league. If you don't bury the salami then it doesn't count. Yes I will take the Bill Clinton defense, a bj is not sex.

wow. that's more than me in the same period!

/i now has a sad.

Random Anonymous Blackmail		2012-03-09 10:19:36 AM

Pocket Ninja

I'm not sure I understand how this even came out. The guy's 22 now; the incidents started when he was 14 and went until he was 16. What, did he wait a few years and then decide to press charges? They're called fond memories by that point, buddy. Keep 'em.

I bet he tried to booty call her after a late night at the pub and she gave me a "Too Old"

stebain		2012-03-09 10:20:27 AM

But the alleged victim's truthfulness has been questioned after he couldn't remember details about her car or even that she has a tattoo on her stomach.

uhhm , mmm... nope

JackieRabbit		2012-03-09 10:23:43 AM

stebain: But the alleged victim's truthfulness has been questioned after he couldn't remember details about her car or even that she has a tattoo on her stomach.

uhhm , mmm... nope

You know, sometimes when you're that age and whacking it into a gym sock, those fantasies almost ream real.

Robot Eats Towson		2012-03-09 10:24:19 AM

hurdboy: 230.838. So what was the .838?

/year = 365.25d

shiat, I got 230.68. I see.

Another Government Employee		2012-03-09 10:30:19 AM

He got an a lot of "Pi".

(You really should have held this for 03/14/12)

offmymeds		2012-03-09 10:32:49 AM

wambu		2012-03-09 10:35:04 AM

she has a tattoo on her stomach.

That explains a lot.

Did she have ass-antlers as well?

Krikkitbot		2012-03-09 10:36:12 AM

"her first trial in 2011 ended in a hung jury."

Apropo

honk		2012-03-09 10:36:21 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I bet he tried to booty call her after a late night at the pub and she gave me a "Too Old"

"gave me a Too Old"?

JackieRabbit: those fantasies almost ream real.

"ream real"?

Lots of Freudian slips showing in here today.

JackieRabbit		2012-03-09 10:38:29 AM

honk: Random Anonymous Blackmail: I bet he tried to booty call her after a late night at the pub and she gave me a "Too Old"

"gave me a Too Old"?

JackieRabbit: those fantasies almost ream real.

"ream real"?

Lots of Freudian slips showing in here today.

I can't type for shiat anymore. And Freud never wore a slip. He was a bustier kind of a guy.