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(Media Matters)   Obama's secret economic recovery plan according to Sarah Palin: force black people to pick cotton without pay   (mediamatters.org) divider line 253
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2012-03-09 11:19:16 AM
Hannity: "..... 'I did a little blow.' He said that in his book.......Hung out with ACORN, Alinsky...."

I stopped right there. I just can't stomach any more of this shiat from these morons. That was part of a question for Queen Derp right there. No, that's not a circle jerk at all over there at FOX.

[rolls eyes]
 
2012-03-09 11:20:56 AM
i194.photobucket.com

That's right, it's Libertarian Fat Dog. Deal with it.
 
2012-03-09 11:21:33 AM
Palin: Obama Seems To Want To Return To The "Days Before The Civil War... when we were in different classes based on income, based on color of skin."

Can't wait for the confused Right-wing blogger to post: "Et tu Palin? Palin shocks nation with unexpected Obama endorsement!"
 
2012-03-09 11:22:54 AM

Zerochance: sweetmelissa31: This is the best meme since Libertarian Legolas.

Wait, what? That happened? I need to see this!!


The thread in question: Link (new window)
 
2012-03-09 11:23:19 AM
Wait, I thought blacks were better off under slavery because they had two parent households.
 
2012-03-09 11:24:42 AM
The Fark headline is so ridiculously awesome that I'm refraining from reading the actual article nor will I read any comments in this thread. From this moment forward I will assume Palin has uncovered Obama's secret plan to enslave black people.

/not so secret now is it Obama?!?!
//I assume the enslavement will happen after the November selection, Fartbongo needs their votes first
 
2012-03-09 11:25:20 AM

Zerochance: sweetmelissa31: This is the best meme since Libertarian Legolas.

Wait, what? That happened? I need to see this!!


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2012-03-09 11:25:37 AM

Fart_Machine: Wait, I thought blacks were better off under slavery because they had two parent households.


Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA's first African-American President.
 
2012-03-09 11:25:48 AM

sprawl15: Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: This is the best meme since Libertarian Legolas.

I can hardly even tell what direction that dog's body is facing. That's not just a dog, it's a dogg.

It's not just a dog, it's dog.


Which brings us to one of the all time greats.
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2012-03-09 11:27:44 AM

Jake Havechek: I hold Sarah Palin responsible for lowering the political discourse even lower than it was before.


I hold Palin responsible for Rask's "lower body" injury.

/ brown chicken brown cow
// this statement makes no sense
 
2012-03-09 11:27:52 AM

AcneVulgaris: EnviroDude: All animals are equal. Some are more equal than others. Obama and his policies are selling our grandchildren into slavery. (new window)

Jokes on you... I have no children, largely because our government has been all about enslaving future generations for the lasr 30 years, so enslave away!


Sure, blame the restraining order on the big bad gubmint...
 
2012-03-09 11:28:12 AM

Jackson Herring: sprawl15: Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: This is the best meme since Libertarian Legolas.

I can hardly even tell what direction that dog's body is facing. That's not just a dog, it's a dogg.

It's not just a dog, it's dog.

D-g


i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-09 11:29:39 AM

3StratMan: Don't worry , people. As soon as you are all finished trying to silence Rush Limbaugh, you can set your sights on Palin and start working on ridding the airwaves of her. And anyone else who you disagree with. And you can get Maher to lead the charge for you.

Because free speech perfectly OK, you know, as long as everyone shares your view.


As 3StratMan said in the Breitbart death thread: "Ignore them and they go away" worked when we were children, and it kinda works the same way as adults.

And Fark gives us a handy little button on the right-side of ever post's header.
 
2012-03-09 11:31:45 AM

sweetmelissa31: [i194.photobucket.com image 400x300]

That's right, it's Libertarian Fat Dog. Deal with it.


It's like chocolate covered deep fried bacon

for my eyeballs
 
2012-03-09 11:31:51 AM

Mr_Fabulous: What Barack Obama seems to want to do is go back to before those days when we were in different classes based on income, based on color of skin.


Really? Republicans want to put their kids in private schools, Republicans want to make it more difficult to get into college, Republicans want to raise taxes on the poor and lower them on the rich, Republicans want to make it easy for companies to move jobs overseas, and Republicans are the ones who have fought for every socially conservative position to make gay people, women, immigrants, and single mothers into second class citizens.

But Barack Obama is going to reimpose slavery. And this time, the SCARY SCARY BLACK MAN will be in charge.
 
2012-03-09 11:32:10 AM
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2012-03-09 11:32:17 AM
I saw the beginning of Hannity last night, I couldn't get past his opening rant.

How, the hell do people watch this stuff?
 
2012-03-09 11:32:24 AM

Krymson Tyde: Jackson Herring: sprawl15: Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: This is the best meme since Libertarian Legolas.

I can hardly even tell what direction that dog's body is facing. That's not just a dog, it's a dogg.

It's not just a dog, it's dog.

D-g

[i232.photobucket.com image 480x600]

I've always wanted to make that exact same picture of my dog. Glasses and all.
 
2012-03-09 11:34:21 AM

impaler: Krymson Tyde: Jackson Herring: sprawl15: Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: This is the best meme since Libertarian Legolas.

I can hardly even tell what direction that dog's body is facing. That's not just a dog, it's a dogg.

It's not just a dog, it's dog.

D-g

[i232.photobucket.com image 480x600]
I've always wanted to make that exact same picture of my dog. Glasses and all.


It's a work of art. I stole it from a TFD thread yesterday.
 
2012-03-09 11:34:43 AM

Fart_Machine: Wait, I thought blacks were better off under slavery because they had two parent households.


Now it's called shovel ready jobs.
 
2012-03-09 11:34:58 AM

impaler: I've always wanted to make that exact same picture of my dog. Glasses and all.


Make it happen, dogg. I'll have roflbot open in another tab just waiting....
 
2012-03-09 11:35:05 AM
My this woman is dumb.
 
2012-03-09 11:35:21 AM
EnviroDude:

Funny that you mention this. Obama himself would likely agree with you. His children attend private schools, not the underated DC Public schools. As I posted above, some are more equal than others.


At least Obama's children attend school, and will most likely graduate from high school and then will attend college.

/as opposed to Palin, whose two older kids couldn't even stay in school, and got sidetracked by vandalizing school buses or drunkenly getting pregnant on a camping trip.
//and then there's the middle girl, who is well-known for committing vandalism
///and she apparently doesn't even attend school, spends most of her time trailing Mom on the campaign trail and threatening journalists
////proud DC public school system graduate
 
2012-03-09 11:35:50 AM

Krymson Tyde: It's a work of art. I stole it from a TFD thread yesterday.


Get that skinny-ass dog out of here. Ugh look how sharp it's knees are
 
2012-03-09 11:38:29 AM
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2012-03-09 11:39:07 AM

Fart_Machine: Wait, I thought blacks were better off under slavery because they had two parent households.


You do know Sarah Palin came from a two parent household.

LikeALeafOnTheWind: shes says words, but they dont have any meaning.


She speaks in run-on sentences. I would love to read her essay test answers, from college and high school. Epic.
 
2012-03-09 11:42:26 AM

3StratMan: Don't worry , people. As soon as you are all finished trying to silence Rush Limbaugh, you can set your sights on Palin and start working on ridding the airwaves of her. And anyone else who you disagree with. And you can get Maher to lead the charge for you.

Because free speech perfectly OK, you know, as long as everyone shares your view.


Rid the airwaves of Palin? Quite the opposite! MSNBC should have Palin on as a daily contributor. Morning, noon and night, the liberal talkers on MSNBC should present Palin to the world as the Neocon standard-bearer. Palin is clearly the epicenter of all the excitement in the Republican party, (new window) and every word she utters needs to be broadcast for everyone to hear.
 
2012-03-09 11:43:37 AM

Dictatorial_Flair: Why is she still allowed to venture into public places? Why is she still allowed to speak to anyone once she is there?


Because this is America, and Americans are free to do these things. The real question is why is she allowed to do these things without a helmet?
 
2012-03-09 11:45:00 AM
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2012-03-09 11:46:48 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Rapmaster2000: 3. What's up with the Star of David?

Ask super jew, he started white knighting her as soon as she started wearing it. Put me on ignore for pointing it out.

For her it's a gimmick and a dog whistle. She couldn't find Israel on a map.


Trolltip: don't feed trolls. Troll them.
 
2012-03-09 11:47:27 AM

Krymson Tyde: Jackson Herring: sprawl15: Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: This is the best meme since Libertarian Legolas.

I can hardly even tell what direction that dog's body is facing. That's not just a dog, it's a dogg.

It's not just a dog, it's dog.

D-g

[i232.photobucket.com image 480x600]


I hurt from trying not to bust out laughing.
 
2012-03-09 11:47:28 AM
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2012-03-09 11:52:05 AM
I think the thread has definitely made a turn for the better.
 
2012-03-09 11:53:10 AM

heap:


That one made me laugh.
 
2012-03-09 11:59:11 AM
Today's secret re-building lost (and never gained) credibility word is: codification
 
2012-03-09 12:00:38 PM
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2012-03-09 12:01:43 PM

BillCo: WI241TH: BillCo: WI241TH: Alright I have to ask it: can someone tell me how this woman isn't a stupid twat?

You must be a Limbaugh fan.

I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

And you do that by debasing women?


It's entertainment.

mainstreet62: ANY DERP, ANYTHING STUPID to take the heat off Rush Limbaugh, right Republitards?

Right?!


I love it; in the paper today, someone wrote in to the editorial page complaining about the "hateful, abusive language": not that Limbaugh used, but that the people ATTACKING Limbaugh used when all he was doing was "exercising his rights to free speech."
 
2012-03-09 12:03:22 PM
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2012-03-09 12:05:04 PM
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2012-03-09 12:05:55 PM

EnviroDude: Karac: Palin, slightly paraphrased: "All people have equal opportunities, regardless of skin color. Why is Barack Obama trying to send us back to the days when people were in different classes, based on income, based on color of skin."

Tell you what Sarah, I'll find you two teenages, one from a poor rural area with high unemployment who goes to a rundown underfunded public school, and another from some upper class suburb who goes to a private school that costs more than a public college. Then you can give your little speach about how they both have equal opportunities.

Funny that you mention this. Obama himself would likely agree with you. His children attend private schools, not the underated DC Public schools. As I posted above, some are more equal than others.


EnviroDude calls black children animals.
 
2012-03-09 12:14:19 PM
Right. Because the GOP believes everyone is equal and deserves equal opportunity ... unless you're gay ... Muslim (or any of those wrong religions) ... a women (especially one of those sluts that use birth control) ... an immigrant ... different - i.e. not a white "god-fearing" male

I mean it makes so much sense. The first black president's master plan is to bring America back to the way it was before the civil war and become a slave! We all should have seen that coming.

How can so much stupid be wrapped up into one person?
 
2012-03-09 12:18:09 PM
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2012-03-09 12:19:32 PM
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2012-03-09 12:22:17 PM
Holy sh*t fat pug
 
2012-03-09 12:22:20 PM

skullkrusher: Fart_Machine: Wait, I thought blacks were better off under slavery because they had two parent households.

Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA's first African-American President.


They had a much lower unemployment rate too.
 
2012-03-09 12:24:35 PM
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2012-03-09 12:28:30 PM

sweetmelissa31: Holy sh*t fat pug


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2012-03-09 12:35:45 PM
Am I the only one who feels sorry for those poor dogs? That's just the sign of shiatty owners, letting your dogs get that grossly overweight. Yeah the memes are funny, but the poor pups. :-(

heap: [i42.tinypic.com image 600x450]


The look on that thing's face is......I can't quite put it into words.
 
2012-03-09 12:38:10 PM

More_Like_A_Stain: AcneVulgaris: EnviroDude: All animals are equal. Some are more equal than others. Obama and his policies are selling our grandchildren into slavery. (new window)

Jokes on you... I have no children, largely because our government has been all about enslaving future generations for the lasr 30 years, so enslave away!

Sure, blame the restraining order on the big bad gubmint...


Who needs a restraining order? The little bastards are too fast to get within 300 yards of.
 
2012-03-09 12:39:10 PM

Coco LaFemme: Am I the only one who feels sorry for those poor dogs? That's just the sign of shiatty owners, letting your dogs get that grossly overweight. Yeah the memes are funny, but the poor pups. :-(


I'm with you on this. On the internet, it's funny. But I'd be horrified if I saw someone with a dog this fat in the real world.
 
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