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		"Reno 911" creators to make movie based on real-life theft of Superman comic from Nicolas Cage. Your argument is invalid (collider.com)		47
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Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-03-09 10:03:32 AM

A movie about how william shatner lost his keys in between the couch cushions would be more interesting

EnderX		2012-03-09 10:50:15 AM

I'd rather watch a movie of Eric Estrada changing batteries of his tv remote control.

Iblis824		2012-03-09 10:52:59 AM

EnderX: I'd rather watch a movie of Eric Estrada changing batteries of his tv remote control.

encrypted-tbn2.google.com

Dr.Zom		2012-03-09 10:53:03 AM

Come on, these guys wrote Night at the Museum! NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM! And Herbie! And Taxi! You just know it will be awesome!

/their book is pretty funny

bottsicus		2012-03-09 10:55:46 AM

We're in danger of achieving a rare "Your argument is invalid" trifecta! Quick! Somebody submit another Nic Cage thread!

Mattevil		2012-03-09 11:01:35 AM

Who will play Nicolas Cage? Will he play himself or will it be possible for somebody to top Cage in the over the top Nick Cage department.

wraithmare		2012-03-09 11:02:44 AM

Personally I'd rather watch Celebrity Honk Bag with Erik Estrada and Ted McGinley.

Iblis824		2012-03-09 11:06:43 AM

Mattevil: Who will play Nicolas Cage? Will he play himself or will it be possible for somebody to top Cage in the over the top Nick Cage department.

I'd say... John Malcovich or Gary Busey

SkylineRecords		2012-03-09 11:08:41 AM

It still won't bring back your God damn honey.

Dr.Zom		2012-03-09 11:15:29 AM

Put the funny back in the long box.

Confabulat		2012-03-09 11:16:07 AM

(quietly) Where is my Superman comic book?
(a bit louder) Where is my Superman comic book?
(starting to get visibly upset) WHERE is MY Superman comic book?
(beating on nearby wall) WHERE IS MY SUPERMAN COMIC BOOK?
(ass-balls of fury) WHERE IS MY SUPERMAN COMIC WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE?
(weeping resignation) Where (sob) is my Superman comic book?

Eapoe6		2012-03-09 11:16:58 AM

I have a fever. And the only prescription is more Nic Cage.

LesserEvil		2012-03-09 11:26:53 AM

Will it involve a Raising Arizona-esque chase scene as the robber absconds with the comic?

Uncorrect		2012-03-09 11:30:55 AM

Mattevil: Who will play Nicolas Cage? Will he play himself or will it be possible for somebody to top Cage in the over the top Nick Cage department.

Cage should play the thief - and also the cop trying to catch him. Twin brothers on opposite sides of the law. Imagine the drama!

Dr.Zom		2012-03-09 11:35:25 AM

Uncorrect: Mattevil: Who will play Nicolas Cage? Will he play himself or will it be possible for somebody to top Cage in the over the top Nick Cage department.

Cage should play the thief - and also the cop trying to catch him. Twin brothers on opposite sides of the law. Imagine the drama!

Then they could switch faces!

Cuthbert Allgood		2012-03-09 11:39:00 AM

If Cage will be part of it, I'm in.

/not the bees

Lipspinach		2012-03-09 11:41:07 AM

Dr.Zom: Uncorrect: Mattevil: Who will play Nicolas Cage? Will he play himself or will it be possible for somebody to top Cage in the over the top Nick Cage department.

Cage should play the thief - and also the cop trying to catch him. Twin brothers on opposite sides of the law. Imagine the drama!

Then they could switch faces!

Brilliant! They could call it "Trading Cages".

Orgasmatron138		2012-03-09 11:41:14 AM

I thought the Reno 911 movie was really good. The hotel scene was classic.

sprawl15		2012-03-09 11:41:50 AM

Iblis824: Mattevil: Who will play Nicolas Cage? Will he play himself or will it be possible for somebody to top Cage in the over the top Nick Cage department.

I'd say... John Malcovich or Gary Busey

Mickey Rourke.

Rapmaster2000		2012-03-09 11:48:07 AM

Mattevil: Who will play Nicolas Cage? Will he play himself or will it be possible for somebody to top Cage in the over the top Nick Cage department.

Nicolas Cage will be played by my good buddy, Nic Cage.

ZMugg		2012-03-09 11:49:22 AM

sprawl15: Iblis824: Mattevil: Who will play Nicolas Cage? Will he play himself or will it be possible for somebody to top Cage in the over the top Nick Cage department.

I'd say... John Malcovich or Gary Busey

Mickey Rourke.

Gary Oldman

Or, Matt Frewer.

Make it a comedy (of errors).

funk_soul_bubby		2012-03-09 11:56:46 AM

bottsicus: We're in danger of achieving a rare "Your argument is invalid" trifecta! Quick! Somebody submit another Nic Cage thread!

Or maybe something about cats and watermelons?

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-03-09 11:58:11 AM

Well they never wrote anything original in their lives. They may be good at making a documentary.

AiryAnne		2012-03-09 12:06:40 PM

They need to call fellow State cast members David Wain and Ken Marino to help them make teh funny.

/Action Comics #1?
//I wanna dip my balls in it

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2012-03-09 12:06:49 PM

bhcompy		2012-03-09 12:09:48 PM

JosephFinn		2012-03-09 12:18:11 PM

Dr.Zom: Come on, these guys wrote Night at the Museum! NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM! And Herbie! And Taxi! You just know it will be awesome!

/their book is pretty funny

I found myself cracking up way too much over the ranking of various studio parking garages and how to tell your rank in the hierarchy by where you're allowed to park. Universal sounds like the 8th circle of Inferno (the one where you get marched around in a circle and whipped by demons).

rockymountainrider		2012-03-09 12:28:26 PM

wraithmare: Personally I'd rather watch Celebrity Honk Bag with Erik Estrada and Ted McGinley.

will there be a penis gourd or two?

\old

Iblis824		2012-03-09 12:36:51 PM

ZMugg: sprawl15: Iblis824: Mattevil: Who will play Nicolas Cage? Will he play himself or will it be possible for somebody to top Cage in the over the top Nick Cage department.

I'd say... John Malcovich or Gary Busey

Mickey Rourke.

Gary Oldman

Or, Matt Frewer.

Make it a comedy (of errors).

Patrick Stewart

velvet_fog		2012-03-09 12:36:51 PM

Movie will be useless without:

t0.gstatic.com

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-03-09 12:46:47 PM

I'd rather watch Ryan Seacrest thrown from a 747 at cruising speed and altitude

swaxhog		2012-03-09 12:55:18 PM

bhcompy: /only guy who can really do Nic Cage is Sam Rockwell

cache.gawker.com

That's high praise.

ZMugg		2012-03-09 12:57:44 PM

Iblis824: ZMugg: sprawl15: Iblis824: Mattevil: Who will play Nicolas Cage? Will he play himself or will it be possible for somebody to top Cage in the over the top Nick Cage department.

I'd say... John Malcovich or Gary Busey

Mickey Rourke.

Gary Oldman

Or, Matt Frewer.

Make it a comedy (of errors).

Patrick Stewart

If you could get a temporary personality/talent transplant from Keanu Reeves, then:

3.bp.blogspot.com

lokis_mentor		2012-03-09 01:13:53 PM

Nic Cage should be in it. But make him Lt Dangle's lover.

sumupid		2012-03-09 01:40:28 PM

they're not "Reno 911" creators. They're "Members of Mtv's The State". Get it right.

MadAzza		2012-03-09 01:47:48 PM

Orgasmatron138: I thought the Reno 911 movie was really good. The hotel scene was classic.

I haven't yet seen it but I love the TV show. I'll have to try to catch the movie one of these days.

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-03-09 02:04:18 PM

Cagey B		2012-03-09 02:05:12 PM

They should just have the actors recite their lines at Nic Cage without telling him he's in a movie, like in Bowfinger.

LowbrowDeluxe		2012-03-09 02:17:28 PM

Schindler's Fist.

/Still one of the funniest videos I've ever seen on Fark.

bhcompy		2012-03-09 02:18:25 PM

MadAzza: Orgasmatron138: I thought the Reno 911 movie was really good. The hotel scene was classic.

I haven't yet seen it but I love the TV show. I'll have to try to catch the movie one of these days.

Best cameo: The Rock

Orgasmatron138		2012-03-09 03:28:59 PM

MadAzza		2012-03-09 03:36:25 PM

Orgasmatron138: MadAzza: Orgasmatron138: I thought the Reno 911 movie was really good. The hotel scene was classic.

I haven't yet seen it but I love the TV show. I'll have to try to catch the movie one of these days.

It's everything you would want a movie of that show to be.

Good enough for late-night TV, then! Thanks.

Dr.Zom		2012-03-09 04:07:06 PM

In their book they talk candidly about how there will never be a sequel to Reno 911: Miami because they very stupidly made a R-rated movie when the average age of their core audience is 14 years old. They think most of their ticket sales went to Ghost Rider as kids bought tickets for that and then snuck in to their movie.