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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Farking magnets, how do they taste?   (smh.com.au) divider line 34
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2012-03-09 01:05:40 AM
JESUS FARKING CHRIST PEOPLE how many of these stories do there need to be before you STOP GIVING MAGNETS TO KIDS THAT WILL PUT THAT shiat IN THEIR MOUTHS?

There are warnings all over the boxes. There are warnings all over the store displays. There have been like 50 news stories of kid-who-almost-died.

At this point any parent that loses a kid to those things needs to be arrested for neglect.
 
2012-03-09 01:55:55 AM
Subby: "Farking magnets, how do they taste?"

Pretty good, obviously, since the little genius swallowed five of them.
 
2012-03-09 02:46:57 AM
12-year-old

That's a pretty stupid 12-year-old. She could easily read the warnings herself.
 
2012-03-09 05:06:28 AM
Kaytlyn is perhaps a wee bit on the slower side, methinks. Also:

"In some cases they may result in perforation of the intestine; perforation of the intestine is a life-threatening issue if it's not picked up early," Professor Davidson said.


How early is "early"? That seems like the kinda thing you'd notice.
 
2012-03-09 05:06:28 AM
Metallic(y)
 
2012-03-09 05:07:14 AM
got-djent.com
 
2012-03-09 05:10:48 AM
Please!!! Keep swallowing those magnets and decrease the surplus population!
 
2012-03-09 05:11:14 AM
FTFA: Kaytlyn used them as pretend lip-piercings but accidentally swallowed some.

Your 12 yr old daughter is using magnets to fake piercings? There's your problem right there.
 
2012-03-09 05:22:00 AM

phlegmmo: 12-year-old

That's a pretty stupid 12-year-old. She could easily read the warnings herself.


Yeah....or something

www.oralvore.com
 
2012-03-09 05:43:18 AM
12? That's old enough to know better.
 
2012-03-09 05:45:54 AM

7wolf: Kaytlyn is perhaps a wee bit on the slower side, methinks. Also:

"In some cases they may result in perforation of the intestine; perforation of the intestine is a life-threatening issue if it's not picked up early," Professor Davidson said.


How early is "early"? That seems like the kinda thing you'd notice.


wind pain?
 
2012-03-09 06:08:31 AM
Not all life is precious.
 
2012-03-09 06:14:48 AM
FTFA: "Kaytlyn used them as pretend lip-piercings but accidentally swallowed some."

How the fark many did she have rolling around in her mouth to pull that off? I call shenanigans on her story.
 
2012-03-09 06:26:28 AM
And this is why insurance rates are high...
 
2012-03-09 06:32:01 AM
Why is a 12/yo still eating toys? Is she mentally only 2?
 
2012-03-09 06:35:03 AM
Well that's ironic.
 
2012-03-09 06:42:13 AM
My first thoughts?

Well, there goes another cool thing/toy/chotsky - gone from the marketplace as another victim of the litigious nature of life today.

Pretty soon you won't be able to roll out of bed without being ensconced in bubble wrap... and even THEN....

/cynical guy
 
2012-03-09 07:22:03 AM
Kaytlyn used them as pretend lip-piercings but accidentally swallowed some.

Five magnets and four bowel perforations were discovered in the operating theatre.


Because she didn't learn to stop doing this after swallowing the first one...

Or the second one...

Or the third one...

Or the fourth one...

Darwin wept
 
2012-03-09 07:50:22 AM
Later she had stomach pains and, showing signs of appendicitis, had surgery within days.

Five magnets and four bowel perforations were discovered in the operating theatre.

Mrs Robinson said she had no idea until after the surgery that Kaytlyn had swallowed the magnets.


So someone goes in with stomach pain and they immediately jump to "Well lets cut her open and start poking around in there. See what's what!"? They didn't think maybe an x-ray would have been a good idea first? Maybe narrow it down a bit before playing operation?

/MRI would have been better.
 
2012-03-09 08:04:54 AM
12 years old

swallowing magnets

12..

LoneVVolf MRi someone suspected of swallowing magnets , do you know how MRIs work?
 
2012-03-09 08:16:20 AM

Edge.bot: 12 years old

swallowing magnets

12..

LoneVVolf MRi someone suspected of swallowing magnets , do you know how MRIs work?


You just saw what he did there.
 
2012-03-09 08:19:11 AM
At least we all know that she's a swallower.
 
2012-03-09 08:31:01 AM
Don't swallow Buckyballs...leave 'em on ya chin.
 
2012-03-09 08:38:58 AM
Really? 12 years old?

Derp Derp Derp
 
2012-03-09 08:55:30 AM

bump: My first thoughts?

Well, there goes another cool thing/toy/chotsky - gone from the marketplace as another victim of the litigious nature of life today.

Pretty soon you won't be able to roll out of bed without being ensconced in bubble wrap... and even THEN....

/cynical guy



Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
 
2012-03-09 10:21:36 AM

abhorrent1: Why is a 12/yo still eating toys? Is she mentally only 2?


No...she's just bi-polar.
 
2012-03-09 10:23:32 AM

abhorrent1: Why is a 12/yo still eating toys? Is she mentally only 2?


She just like swallowing balls.
 
2012-03-09 10:40:50 AM
LoneVVolf:
/MRI would have been better.

I love you.
 
2012-03-09 11:34:01 AM

Pvt Joker: bump: My first thoughts?

Well, there goes another cool thing/toy/chotsky - gone from the marketplace as another victim of the litigious nature of life today.

Pretty soon you won't be able to roll out of bed without being ensconced in bubble wrap... and even THEN....

/cynical guy


Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids


Dude, that was some seriously funny shiat, I giggled my way through it. Thanks! =D
 
2012-03-09 12:20:18 PM

MattyBlast: abhorrent1: Why is a 12/yo still eating toys? Is she mentally only 2?

No...she's just bi-polar.


I saw what you did there...and I like it!

Also, did anyone else read the Fark headline as midgets instead of magnets?
 
2012-03-09 01:36:00 PM
 
2012-03-09 01:41:51 PM
"Farking magnets, how do they taste?"

Depends upon whether you taste them before or after you fark with them.
 
2012-03-09 03:39:39 PM
Don't drink sea water or eat dog shiat, either
 
2012-03-10 02:09:54 AM
MRI did not rip the magnets right out of her?
 
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