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(Daily Mail)   Two young lesbians told they are not a 'real couple'. They obviously have a problem with this (w/ young lesbian pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 201
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2012-03-08 11:06:04 PM  
img.anongallery.org
 
2012-03-08 11:25:43 PM  
Damons? In the UK.

I know English food sucks, but Damon's the place for ribs ® is not a place I could call romantic anymore than I would call Dennys romantic.

They don't even have Moons over myhammy.
 
2012-03-08 11:49:23 PM  
Awwww, a couple of chavs fell in love :)
 
2012-03-09 12:01:26 AM  
The pair complained about the 'disgusting' way they had been treated and vowed never to return to the American-style diner.

That's the service they'd receive in certain areas of America. The restaurant was clearly keeping to theme.
 
2012-03-09 12:01:33 AM  
Kristen Stewart has certainly let herself go.
 
2012-03-09 12:01:37 AM  
www.protias.com
 
2012-03-09 12:04:05 AM  
"Daily fail" and all that, but seriously, what a horrendously-written article. So is the Fail the U.K. equivalent of the National Inquirer? Ugh.
 
2012-03-09 12:04:39 AM  
*clicks link*

Yup, exactly what I expected

//young lesbians are better left to your imagination
 
2012-03-09 12:05:28 AM  
Good for them, but do not want.
 
2012-03-09 12:05:36 AM  

Queensowntalia: "Daily fail" and all that, but seriously, what a horrendously-written article. So is the Fail the U.K. equivalent of the National Inquirer? Ugh.


No, it likes to dress up and pretend to be a real newspaper. Like the village idiot in a stolen business suit.
 
2012-03-09 12:06:36 AM  
Eww.
 
2012-03-09 12:07:31 AM  
Movies have LIED to me! Bad movies! Bad!
 
2012-03-09 12:07:52 AM  
Not nice subby, not nice.
 
2012-03-09 12:08:11 AM  
Remember this: (new window)

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-03-09 12:09:47 AM  

feckingmorons: Damons? In the UK.

I know English food sucks, but Damon's the place for ribs ® is not a place I could call romantic anymore than I would call Dennys romantic.

They don't even have Moons over myhammy.


I had to look it up. Apparently they've got some themed diners over there. Think Johnny Rockets or Dick Clark's. Not sure if their menu specializes in sub-par ribs though.
 
2012-03-09 12:09:52 AM  
Yeah, you went to an American-style diner. Welcome to America.
 
2012-03-09 12:10:00 AM  
They make Rosie O'Donnell look attractive

athensboy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-09 12:12:06 AM  

pedobearapproved: They make Rosie O'Donnell look attractive

[athensboy.files.wordpress.com image 286x315]


Thanks for the nightmares, dick.
 
2012-03-09 12:12:52 AM  

FunkOut: Queensowntalia: "Daily fail" and all that, but seriously, what a horrendously-written article. So is the Fail the U.K. equivalent of the National Inquirer? Ugh.

No, it likes to dress up and pretend to be a real newspaper. Like the village idiot in a stolen business suit.


I think you are thinking of The Sun, Queen. That said, I remember the first time I came across Page 3 back in, oh hell feels like ages ago, best WTFamIreading face I've ever pulled, I'm sure.

/but in a good way :p
//When the 'I read it for the articles, I swear' excuse is just not worth it >_
 
2012-03-09 12:13:02 AM  
Dumb waitress is dumb. Did they leave without talking to the manager?

From the TFA: "Maybe THEY didn't realise how offensive they were being..."

What they is being referred to? Just sounds like a dumbass waitress. Did the rest of the restaurant employees point and laugh?

Anyway, everyone knows complaint emails are just shunted to /dev/null and letters are used to provide heat so they can fry up your chicken tenders.
 
2012-03-09 12:13:03 AM  
From TFA: "Liz had asked a waitress for a rose while her girlfriend was in the toilet."

Maybe she should have asked for a towel.
 
2012-03-09 12:13:52 AM  
Wait, what are those two dudes upset about?
 
2012-03-09 12:15:26 AM  
I see no lipstick.. what is this? Is that a potato?
 
2012-03-09 12:16:02 AM  
... I think the one on the left is quite cute...maybe its just me
 
2012-03-09 12:16:55 AM  
You know, given the pictures that accompany all these articles, I'm thinking that full-on lesbianism is the last refuge of overweight, ugly women.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-03-09 12:17:07 AM  
Non-story.
 
2012-03-09 12:17:21 AM  
The one with black hair is hot, at least.
 
2012-03-09 12:18:06 AM  

Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: pedobearapproved: They make Rosie O'Donnell look attractive

[athensboy.files.wordpress.com image 286x315]

Thanks for the nightmares, dick.



If it makes you feel any better at least that was Rosie at the peak of her hotness . If it doesn't ...

weknowmemes.com
 
2012-03-09 12:18:39 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Kristen Stewart has certainly let herself go.


Heh, glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.
 
2012-03-09 12:19:22 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-09 12:20:58 AM  
That noise you hear is the sound of Drew's ad revenues being clicked into oblivion as "young lesbian pics" sits on the front page
 
2012-03-09 12:21:23 AM  
So this is the response for every little slight against GLBT persons now? "I did not get a rose and your waitress was rude and ignorant. I am going to sue!" Really? I thought people were only that thin-skinned here in the states. Did they deserve an apology, yes. A compt meal at a decent restaurant, yes. Filing a lawsuit for something like this just reenforces negative stereotypes and really does not further the cause. 'sigh' I guess the GLBT movement will soon be regarded just like organizations like PETA and Greenpeace, no real changes, just a stop-off for recent law school grads.
 
2012-03-09 12:23:04 AM  
The one on the left isn't bad.
 
2012-03-09 12:24:02 AM  
I see why they were told they weren't a couple. One of them is clearly large enough to be two people. That makes them a few, not a couple.
 
2012-03-09 12:24:26 AM  
These always sound hotter than they really are. I'm betting the only hot young lesbians we see on fark are on the boobies page.

Why would they make a big deal about a rose... it's BS...they're a couple...a couple of lesbians. People need to STFU and stay out of other people's business.
 
2012-03-09 12:24:44 AM  

FunkOut: Like the village idiot in a stolen business suit.


Some may say Bush jokes are past their sell-by date, but I say they never get old.
 
2012-03-09 12:25:56 AM  

End_Of_Line: So this is the response for every little slight against GLBT persons now? "I did not get a rose and your waitress was rude and ignorant. I am going to sue!" Really? I thought people were only that thin-skinned here in the states. Did they deserve an apology, yes. A compt meal at a decent restaurant, yes. Filing a lawsuit for something like this just reenforces negative stereotypes and really does not further the cause. 'sigh' I guess the GLBT movement will soon be regarded just like organizations like PETA and Greenpeace, no real changes, just a stop-off for recent law school grads.


Is it at all relevant to your interests that they did not file a suit, that they didn't want damages and that they did exactly what you suggest?
 
2012-03-09 12:26:00 AM  
Real lesbians commit to the lifestyle. They let you know at first glance what the deal is (or at least one half of the couple does). These two seem like one or both of them are still on the fence about it.

Of course there are exceptions to the rule.
images.askmen.com

then again, like I said, one of them

girlstalkinsmack.com

Always lets

i.dailymail.co.uk

you know.

www.usmagazine.com
 
2012-03-09 12:26:40 AM  
The waitress should have done it TSA-style, and had the alleged "couple" engage in full sex on the table, to orgasm.

/knows it's the UK
 
2012-03-09 12:27:07 AM  

pedobearapproved: They make Rosie O'Donnell look attractive

[athensboy.files.wordpress.com image 286x315]


A very wise man one told me:
a) It's all pink on the inside
b) Beauty is only a light switch away
 
2012-03-09 12:27:39 AM  
How do you even get your face in there enough to...


/Nevermind
 
2012-03-09 12:29:04 AM  
I'm heading to that restaurant with my buddy, and god darn it, we better get a rose, we might not have sex or be gay, but we are life partners...at least that's what his wife say about us.

/I can't quit him
//no eating pudding
 
2012-03-09 12:30:08 AM  

Sargun: [www.protias.com image 640x480]


Best "do not want" pic I've seen in a while.
 
2012-03-09 12:31:50 AM  

Manfred J. Hattan: End_Of_Line: So this is the response for every little slight against GLBT persons now? "I did not get a rose and your waitress was rude and ignorant. I am going to sue!" Really? I thought people were only that thin-skinned here in the states. Did they deserve an apology, yes. A compt meal at a decent restaurant, yes. Filing a lawsuit for something like this just reenforces negative stereotypes and really does not further the cause. 'sigh' I guess the GLBT movement will soon be regarded just like organizations like PETA and Greenpeace, no real changes, just a stop-off for recent law school grads.

Is it at all relevant to your interests that they did not file a suit, that they didn't want damages and that they did exactly what you suggest?


Yes, yes it is. Sorry, but when I got to the part of the 'article' where the organization began throwing around the terms "illegal" and "lawsuit" I went into automatic. Good for them for not giving in to the lawyers. But you have to admit, the scenario I posted happens far too often.
 
2012-03-09 12:32:24 AM  

illannoyin: How do you even get your face in there enough to...


/Nevermind


fuzzybunch.com

Just a guess
 
2012-03-09 12:35:01 AM  

One Bad Apple: Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: pedobearapproved: They make Rosie O'Donnell look attractive

[athensboy.files.wordpress.com image 286x315]

Thanks for the nightmares, dick.


If it makes you feel any better at least that was Rosie at the peak of her hotness . If it doesn't ...

[weknowmemes.com image 600x450]


I love that picture.
 
2012-03-09 12:37:38 AM  
Clicked the link hoping to see som action Picts... Thankfully there were none. Damn that was close.
 
2012-03-09 12:41:04 AM  

pedobearapproved: They make Rosie O'Donnell look attractive

[athensboy.files.wordpress.com image 286x315]


Some things cannot be unseen.
 
2012-03-09 12:42:02 AM  
I'm just wondering what happened to the waitress? Did she get fired or what?
 
2012-03-09 12:43:02 AM  
cdn.crushable.com

/nuff said
 
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