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2012-03-08 10:16:41 PM
They have no clue. No clue whatsoever.
 
2012-03-08 10:38:31 PM
Arguably, racism is a cancer
 
2012-03-08 10:40:52 PM
A pill to make everyone the same color?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-03-08 11:50:35 PM
if they really want it to work they should make it white.
 
2012-03-08 11:59:24 PM
Why are the comments on Yahoo! the derpiest of all the major sites?

I mean, the people there are dumbasses and they're proud of it.

Does anybody have a hypothesis for why this is so?
 
2012-03-09 12:00:04 AM
Pill to cure racism

cyanide?
 
2012-03-09 12:02:47 AM

eraser8: Why are the comments on Yahoo! the derpiest of all the major sites?

I mean, the people there are dumbasses and they're proud of it.

Does anybody have a hypothesis for why this is so?


Personally I think it has something to do with the origin of the word "yahoo"
 
2012-03-09 12:22:05 AM

eraser8: Does anybody have a hypothesis for why this is so?


Anyone with an iota of sense switched to Google?
 
2012-03-09 12:22:17 AM
Feeling racist?

Hmmm, yes...now that you mention it, I was feeling a bit racist. Driving by that synagogue the other day, I was tempted to pull over and just burn that mother to the ground.
 
2012-03-09 12:31:48 AM

eraser8: Why are the comments on Yahoo! the derpiest of all the major sites?

I mean, the people there are dumbasses and they're proud of it.

Does anybody have a hypothesis for why this is so?


The other day I went onto yahoo sports and checked the ncaa rankings. The user ranked top 25 consisted of the SEC the Big 12 and I think Indiana. Maybe there's a correlation.
 
2012-03-09 12:50:41 AM
Would I get a discount if I bought it in bulk? I'm thinking ahead to mother's day.
 
2012-03-09 01:20:53 AM

penthesilea: Would I get a discount if I bought it in bulk? I'm thinking ahead to mother's day.


Part of me weeps for you, and part of me goes zzzzZZZING!
 
2012-03-09 02:39:39 AM

eraser8: Does anybody have a hypothesis for why this is so?


Don't know, but its my dad's primary site to use for news and search. He's in his 60's, racist, tea party supporter who believe aliens built the pyramids. So he fits right in there.
 
2012-03-09 05:28:35 AM
Alcohol and hormones cure racism.
 
2012-03-09 05:32:50 AM
Those researchers are racist for trying to cure racism.


/How'd I do?
 
2012-03-09 05:32:55 AM
Yet another use for LSD...
 
2012-03-09 05:35:01 AM
I'm not sure that they could make pills strong enough to cure the South's level of it.

If it was a cure, then by all means put it into the water supply of any state in the South.
 
2012-03-09 05:38:53 AM

sethstorm: I'm not sure that they could make pills strong enough to cure the South's level of it.

If it was a cure, then by all means put it into the water supply of any state in the South.


Just giving the whole damn nation a xanax seems like an idea that would work too.
 
2012-03-09 05:42:46 AM
er...what color are these pills you speak of?
 
2012-03-09 05:43:33 AM

sethstorm: I'm not sure that they could make pills strong enough to cure the South's level of it.

If it was a cure, then by all means put it into the water supply of any state in the South.


At least Southerners don't corral them into ghettos, pat themselves on the back, and tell you how diverse they are.
 
2012-03-09 05:55:50 AM
shiat.

Over/under on how long it takes for one of the right-wing derpmongers to go on an unhinged radio rant about elitist liberal scientists creating mind-control drugs for Obama and the U.N. to brainwash 'citizens' foced to take them under the new health care law?
 
2012-03-09 06:02:38 AM
topnews.net.nz

I thought we already had a cure
 
2012-03-09 06:08:07 AM

CliChe Guevara: Over/under on how long it takes for one of the right-wing derpmongers to go on an unhinged radio rant about elitist liberal scientists creating mind-control drugs for Obama and the U.N. to brainwash 'citizens' foced to take them under the new health care law?


oops. its already started. holy shiat those are some angry paranoid motherfarkers.
 
2012-03-09 06:14:44 AM

eraser8: Why are the comments on Yahoo! the derpiest of all the major sites?

I mean, the people there are dumbasses and they're proud of it.

Does anybody have a hypothesis for why this is so?


When I think that comments can't get any worse I just go read the YouTube comments for recalibration.
 
2012-03-09 06:16:47 AM
If racism had a scale... would it be color-coded?
 
2012-03-09 06:17:13 AM
Cool! Now I know what to spike the punch at the RNC convention with.
 
2012-03-09 06:20:41 AM

cc_rider: Cool! Now I know what to spike the punch at the RNC convention with.


Yea, that will teach them conservapigs to pre-judge a group of people!
 
2012-03-09 06:26:30 AM

MouserMusing: sethstorm: I'm not sure that they could make pills strong enough to cure the South's level of it.

If it was a cure, then by all means put it into the water supply of any state in the South.

At least Southerners don't corral them into ghettos, pat themselves on the back, and tell you how diverse they are.


As opposed to using private schools to get around integration? Or how industry has used their sensitivities towards matters of slavery to bring it through the back door of "business friendliness"?
 
2012-03-09 06:29:17 AM
could it be The Chill Pill?
 
2012-03-09 06:31:40 AM

cc_rider: Cool! Now I know what to spike the punch at the RNC convention with.


We could end war, hunger, ignorance, poverty, racism, homophobia, the war on drugs and just plain stubbornness if somehow the politicians were made to take this.

We'd probably be exploring the galaxy in 5 years.
 
2012-03-09 06:34:04 AM

sethstorm: I'm not sure that they could make pills strong enough to cure the South's level of it.

If it was a cure, then by all means put it into the water supply of any state in the South.


There and South Central LA.

There's no white hate like South Central LA white hate.
 
2012-03-09 06:36:20 AM

Savage Belief: sethstorm: I'm not sure that they could make pills strong enough to cure the South's level of it.

If it was a cure, then by all means put it into the water supply of any state in the South.

There and South Central LA.

There's no white hate like South Central LA white hate.


I see your white hate and raise you Memphis.
 
2012-03-09 06:38:01 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: cc_rider: Cool! Now I know what to spike the punch at the RNC convention with.

We could end war, hunger, ignorance, poverty, racism, homophobia, the war on drugs and just plain stubbornness if somehow the politicians were made to take this.

We'd probably be exploring the galaxy in 5 years.


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-03-09 06:38:13 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: cc_rider: Cool! Now I know what to spike the punch at the RNC convention with.

We could end war, hunger, ignorance, poverty, racism, homophobia, the war on drugs and just plain stubbornness if somehow the politicians were made to take this.

We'd probably be exploring the galaxy in 5 years.


And pooping rainbows, and riding pink unicorns to work every day, and the world will have a Coke and live in harmony.
 
2012-03-09 06:40:01 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arguably, racism is a cancer


Arguably, you fall into the same category as anyone who would buy into this:

"Implicit racial bias can occur even in people with a sincere belief in equality,"-

I believe the Italian for such a category is "Gullibini."
 
2012-03-09 06:40:06 AM

I sound fat: Savage Belief: sethstorm: I'm not sure that they could make pills strong enough to cure the South's level of it.

If it was a cure, then by all means put it into the water supply of any state in the South.

There and South Central LA.

There's no white hate like South Central LA white hate.

I see your white hate and raise you Memphis.


I see your Memphis and raise you a Montana.

/It's always the quiet ones.
 
2012-03-09 06:46:03 AM

sethstorm: I'm not sure that they could make pills strong enough to cure the South's level of it.

If it was a cure, then by all means put it into the water supply of any state in the South.


Yes. The f*ckers in this state senate just voted to drug test people on welfare, make it illegal to protest outside the home of a crooked banker or executive, restrict abortion, birth control access, prevented the female senators from discussing the last 2 issues and then. then by golly those bastards failed to pass the amendment that would make it a misdemeanor for drunk 18-20 year olds to carry a gun.

I'd put LSD, ecstasy, and this crap in their water if I could!


/Rant
 
2012-03-09 06:48:06 AM

uber humper: A pill to make everyone the same color?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x338]


Even if everyone were white, we'd get into arguments because we are different shades of white.

/see europe.
 
2012-03-09 06:52:18 AM
Has anybody ever considered what the FARK headline should be when the news story final comes that they've found a cure for cancer?
 
2012-03-09 07:00:49 AM
FTA: "Of course, the study is sure to raise concerns both over its validity and whether we should rely on prescription medication to regulate behavior, even for positive outcomes."

You mean like we do with depressed people, Schizophrenics, convicted sex offenders, manic people... Me thinks the writer of this article is a scientologist.
 
2012-03-09 07:01:23 AM

SeaFlat: Has anybody ever considered what the FARK headline should be when the news story final comes that they've found a cure for cancer?


I think it's been done...
 
2012-03-09 07:03:59 AM
"Of course, the study is sure to raise concerns both over its validity and whether we should rely on prescription medication to regulate behavior, even for positive outcomes."

As a child between 6-10 I was bounced between so many behavioral control medications each with its own host of disastrous side effects, until a psychiatrist tried to push a drug normally reserved for schizophrenics and never actually tested with children to which my parents said "You don't have a farking clue what you're doing" and took me off all meds.

Medication for regulating adult behavior, GASP NO! That is a massive concern! Giving children under 10 untested and extremely brain altering medication...eh.

...
 
2012-03-09 07:22:42 AM

sethstorm: I'm not sure that they could make pills strong enough to cure the South's level of it.

If it was a cure, then by all means put it into the water supply of any state in the South.



You've obviously never been to Boston if that's where you think racism is worst.
 
2012-03-09 07:30:52 AM

calbert: if they really want it to work they should make it white.


What you meant to say:

If Whitey really want it to work, Whitey should paints em white.
 
2012-03-09 07:48:59 AM

rico567: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arguably, racism is a cancer

Arguably, you fall into the same category as anyone who would buy into this:

"Implicit racial bias can occur even in people with a sincere belief in equality,"-

I believe the Italian for such a category is "Gullibini."


Oh, my. What was I thinking? Of course you're correct, being so much wiser than I

/I have been soundly corrected
 
2012-03-09 07:56:09 AM

cc_rider: Cool! Now I know what to spike the punch at the RNC convention with.


While you're at it you should probably tell Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton to start brushing up their resumes.

Racism, an attitude worthy of any race.
 
2012-03-09 08:28:30 AM

eraser8: Why are the comments on Yahoo! the derpiest of all the major sites?

I mean, the people there are dumbasses and they're proud of it.

Does anybody have a hypothesis for why this is so?


It's pretty much always been this way. I mean, back in the 90s the Yahoo message boards were full of derp so why should the site change?
 
2012-03-09 08:38:31 AM

CliChe Guevara: shiat.

Over/under on how long it takes for one of the right-wing derpmongers to go on an unhinged radio rant about elitist liberal scientists creating mind-control drugs for Obama and the U.N. to brainwash 'citizens' foced to take them under the new health care law?


From Yahoo user "Big Phart":
I wonder if this was an accident or if the gov't has been trying to develop "medicines" to control how people think. Maybe one day they'll force us to take these meds..you know, in the name of ending racism, homophobia, etc... or just to make us more docile. I don't know. I'm just thinking out loud.
 
2012-03-09 08:45:26 AM
A blood pressure drug that accidentally cures racism? The may be the end of the Republican party as we know it!!!

poplicks.com
 
2012-03-09 08:53:42 AM

cc_rider: Cool! Now I know what to spike the punch at the RNC convention with.


I was going to go with the Fox News dressing rooms and green room.
 
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