I have developed a system where we can get rid of prisons all together. Don't need them.

What's the worst thing about prisons? Loss of freedom? Close. It's prison rape.
So what you do is take a standard sentence you'd give someone. Say 5 years for selling crack. And you would calculate how many rapes on average that person would receive during that time. 6 rapes a week x 52 weeks x 5 years = 1,560 rapes. Then you give that person those rapes right then an there. All at once. There can be a special room attached to the courthouse. He gets his 1,560 rapes and then you let him go. I bet he'll not be selling crack for a while.

And think of the jobs it would create!. Hell some people you wouldn't even need to pay! And unlike most jobs, the more sexual deviants you employ, the less likely they are to go get in trouble elsewhere. Why go to the trouble of finding someone to rape when you can just go to work that day?

Now I know what you are thinking. There might be some people who would enjoy that sort of thing. Well let me put it this way. I like Skittles. Very much. But after eating a 1/4 pound bag of Skittles...I dont' want anymore. At that point, I enjoy NOT having Skittles. If I had to eat anymore, I would be unhappy. And I can't speak from experience, but I would estimate that at butt-rape #7 you've probably had enough. Starting to chaff even. So when you get to butt-rape #972, you're probably thinking that you'd not like to be back in the court system again.

So many times in my life I went left when I should have gone right and I went right when I should have gone left. It was mistake after mistake.'

I can relate.

Once I trusted my GPS to point me to the nearest Ikea store and the GPS told me to bear left at .345 miles. Where it led me turned out to lead me directly into a lake. I was like WTF? To add insult to injury, the GPS which I had set in Darth Vader's voice was very hurtful to me.

So I feel this man's pain.

Must've been a Harley owner....

If I ever get sentenced to lethal injection, I hope I can rock the potatoes all the way to the end!!!

Leave GlaDOS out of this one.

That is AWESOME!