Amusing? More like Dumbass.

theknuckler_33: Amusing? More like Dumbass.

More like Newsflash, amirite??

wow, you know rap is dead when middle aged white republican politicians can quote the lyrics.

RIP RAP

Forgot_my_password_again: wow, you know rap is dead when middle aged white republican politicians can quote the lyrics.

RIP RAP

Hey! You get that rip rap outta here!

- "no, Sir"
- "am I being charged with a crime?"
- "am I being detained?"
- "may I please leave?"
- "thank you, Sir"

I thought this was basic stuff

/Fark Lawyers, please correct me the above if flawed

Forgot_my_password_again: wow, you know rap is dead when middle aged white republican politicians can quote the lyrics.

RIP RAP

Also, when the 'nilla as hell speaker of the house can come closer to quoting Jay-Z correcting than you can, no street cred for you.

D135: - "no, Sir"
- "am I being charged with a crime?"
- "am I being detained?"
- "may I please leave?"
- "thank you, Sir"

I thought this was basic stuff

/Fark Lawyers, please correct me the above if flawed

Flawed BIG TIME. It goes like this.

- "fark you, pig! I know my rights."
- "Wheres your PROOF?!"
- "I can break these cuffs!"
- "I'm gonna call my lawyer and bust outta here!"
- "fark you, pig!"

I got 99 problems, but Florida Congress critters ain't one.

/very easy
//almost too easy

If you're having FL problems, I feel bad for ya son, I got 99 problems, but improper fark tags ain't one...

Both of them were wrong on the lyrics. Another opportunity for me to say see both sides are not perfect and could use fixing and another opportunity for some asshat to do the BSAB thing.

Keep your glove compartment and trunk locked at all times.

/This PSA brought to you by Shawn Carter.

I got 99 problems... unemployment aint one!

rudemix: Both of them were wrong on the lyrics. Another opportunity for me to say see both sides are not perfect and could use fixing and another opportunity for some asshat to do the BSAB thing.

BSABSVJZ

Forgot_my_password_again: wow, you know rap is dead when middle aged white republican politicians can quote the lyrics.

RIP RAP

The first guy REP. ALAN B. WILLIAMS is black and 36.
http://www.myfloridahouse.gov/Sections/Representatives/details.aspx?M e mberId=4437

Dr. Mojo PhD: "I can break these cuffs!"

Sir. You can't break those cuffs.

Man, that verse in "99 Problems" is fantastic. It's proof that Jay-Z can write some awesome shiat when he wants to, but he never wants to because it's easier to put out terrible songs with "Forever Young" or a song from Annie as the backing track and make money.

I dumbed down for my audience/
And doubled my dollars/

Smelly McUgly: Man, that verse in "99 Problems" is fantastic. It's proof that Jay-Z can write some awesome shiat when he wants to, but he never wants to because it's easier to put out terrible songs with "Forever Young" or a song from Annie as the backing track and make money.

I dumbed down for my audience/
And doubled my dollars/

Hey, hard knock is pretty farking good. Even the guy who wrote the original song said so! But yes, his lyrics have slid WAY downhill over the past decade.

Smelly McUgly: Man, that verse in "99 Problems" is fantastic. It's proof that Jay-Z can write some awesome shiat when he wants to, but he never wants to because it's easier to put out terrible songs with "Forever Young" or a song from Annie as the backing track and make money.

I dumbed down for my audience/
And doubled my dollars/

Yet surprisingly, Decoded was an amazing book.

/Jigga-who, jigga-what, jigga-me, jigga-you.
//How'd that flavor taste going down, daddy-man?

unregenerate: Smelly McUgly: Man, that verse in "99 Problems" is fantastic. It's proof that Jay-Z can write some awesome shiat when he wants to, but he never wants to because it's easier to put out terrible songs with "Forever Young" or a song from Annie as the backing track and make money.

I dumbed down for my audience/
And doubled my dollars/

Hey, hard knock is pretty farking good. Even the guy who wrote the original song said so! But yes, his lyrics have slid WAY downhill over the past decade.

I actually still have Vol. 2: Hard Knock Life from when I bought it when I was in high school (!!!), and it did not age well at all IMHO. Actually, neither did most mainstream rap from that time period (for example, something like Da Real World is hard to listen to, and I love pre-Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera era Timbaland), so maybe that's not all on him, but "Hard Knock Life" is one of the prime examples of a song that could have been good if Jay-Z had spent a couple more drafts revising the lyrics.

cameroncrazy1984:

Yet surprisingly, Decoded was an amazing book.

I actually have not read it. I heard him talk about the book on Fresh Air, and honestly he didn't really address some of the things that I assume he talks about in the book in a way that made me want to read it. I guess I'll have to swing by the library and give it a shot, though.

/a municiple waste
//at least in my city
///dirt off my shoulder
////grass clippings too

MindStalker: The first guy REP. ALAN B. WILLIAMS is black and 36.

thats great. You know who wasn't black? the white middle-aged republican who knew the lyrics to the rap song.