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(WESH Orlando)   If you're going to try to rob a place, you might want to avoid writing down your contact information on a job application after the clerk talks you out of the robbery   ( divider line
    More: Florida, job applications, Cupid, robbery, clerk, DeBary  
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2012-03-08 01:39:42 PM  
The classic 'come in to rob the place and walk out with a job offer' trick. If only all the unemployed and down-on-their-lucks could be this boot strappy.
2012-03-08 03:02:25 PM  
My name's not Warren!
2012-03-08 03:04:14 PM  
Thief so easily taken in could only have been a Liberal
2012-03-08 03:04:16 PM  
Simple enough, put your roomate's name and address instead!
2012-03-08 03:05:49 PM  

kfb2b: Thief so easily taken in could only have been a Libera conservative

It works both ways
2012-03-08 03:05:54 PM  
Cupid's Corner? I could use another dildo salesman here on the floor. And with your gumption, I think you could move a lot of dildos quick. Here, fill this out, go home and study up on dildos and come back tomorrow with your Sundays best on.
2012-03-08 03:07:43 PM  
Great job! He learned the lesson. Next time he'll rob the place and kill everyone.
2012-03-08 03:12:07 PM  
And the perp got to meet Rex Manning...lucky

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2012-03-08 03:25:22 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Simple enough, put your roomate's name and address instead!

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2012-03-08 03:30:57 PM  
Classic example of Gyrfalcon's Law in action.
2012-03-08 09:56:11 PM  
Oh,Florida will you ever run out of stupid?

Kean and Peels approves.

/don't care how to spell their names.
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