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(MLive.com)   Pygmy goat loose in Michigan town, cracking windows and causing an adorable bit of havoc   (mlive.com) divider line 39
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2012-03-08 02:03:21 PM
Now there's something you don't see every day,.
 
2012-03-08 02:04:06 PM
Oh, no, that's adorable. I want a goat so bad!!! I had one a long time ago in my 4-H days.
 
2012-03-08 02:04:56 PM
But I thought goats were the right height in Michigan! :-)
 
2012-03-08 02:05:31 PM
Cue up Yakety Sax, folks.
 
2012-03-08 02:06:21 PM
Before pygmy goats, Egypt was a rain forest.
 
2012-03-08 02:07:20 PM
something for midgets to help push through the fence
 
2012-03-08 02:08:55 PM
Between this and the found baby piglet thread from the beginning of the day, there's an adorable lost animal trifecta in play.

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2012-03-08 02:09:08 PM
I used to work on a small horse farm that had 5 of those little bastards. They're fast, agile and a lot smarter than you might think. I've seen them make jumps that would make a cat jealous.
 
2012-03-08 02:09:35 PM
At first I thought the headline said "Pygmy GOT loose in Michigan town..." That would have been a better story, though not as cute.
 
2012-03-08 02:13:20 PM
A good goat will do that.
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2012-03-08 02:14:34 PM
I want a pygmy goat. I think my old lady cat might plot my demise if I bring home any other critters. As might my landlady.
 
2012-03-08 02:18:06 PM

5 dollar milkshake: Oh, no, that's adorable. I want a goat so bad!!! I had one a long time ago in my 4-H days.


I raised pygmy goats for 4-H they are a ton of fun. Now though thiese are the goats I want Link (new window)

Yes I know its a FB page but any Farker will understand Boer goat is a meat goat and they are the YUM!
 
2012-03-08 02:20:30 PM
He will run around the building and laugh at you

Put. Down. The. Pipe.
 
2012-03-08 02:21:16 PM
Just yesterday it was a rogue turkey now a tiny goat. WTF is going on with you Michigan? You want your own Fark tag?
 
2012-03-08 02:23:35 PM

SundaesChild: I want a pygmy goat. I think my old lady cat might plot my demise if I bring home any other critters. As might my landlady.


Don't do it, they crap everywhere. No idea if you can house-train them. Although I have to say they are pretty adorable, when they aren't pooping - the barn where I boarded the horse I used to have had a pygmy goat and he'd curl up in my lap like a cat. So cute.
 
2012-03-08 02:26:56 PM
My ex wanted to get a goat instead of a lawn mower until we started reading about how much real damage they can cause you and your surroundings.
 
2012-03-08 02:27:14 PM
kikulacho.com

But did it faint?
 
2012-03-08 02:28:06 PM

Salmon: My ex wanted to get a goat instead of a lawn mower until we started reading about how much real damage they can cause you and your surroundings.


So you wound up f*cking the lawn mower instead?
 
2012-03-08 02:29:32 PM
Note to anyone who thinks of getting a male - cut those gargantuan nuts off ASAP. Those little bearded bastards turn nasty if you don't.
 
2012-03-08 02:30:56 PM

mdeesnuts: Note to anyone who thinks of getting a male - cut those gargantuan nuts off ASAP. Those little bearded bastards turn nasty if you don't.


You sound like the Village People's road manager.
 
2012-03-08 02:32:58 PM

thamike: Salmon: My ex wanted to get a goat instead of a lawn mower until we started reading about how much real damage they can cause you and your surroundings.

So you wound up f*cking the lawn mower instead?


We used to have the horses mow the lawn for us. Did a great job, really, minus acting like a giant dog wanting you to pet them if you walked outside.
 
2012-03-08 02:33:30 PM
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FEELS GOOD MAN!
 
2012-03-08 02:33:35 PM

thamike: Salmon: My ex wanted to get a goat instead of a lawn mower until we started reading about how much real damage they can cause you and your surroundings.

So you wound up f*cking the lawn mower instead?


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...Then fed it to the goat.
 
2012-03-08 02:36:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-08 02:39:17 PM
Thnking.

Braised, served with red cabbage, and parslied potatoes? Maybe a nice Pinot Noir from Oregon?

Or covered in Jamaican Jerk seasoning, some yams, and cans of really cold Red Stripe?

So many possiblilities ...
 
2012-03-08 02:40:01 PM
'Some kids just want to watch the world burn'
 
2012-03-08 02:46:05 PM
yes.
 
2012-03-08 02:56:21 PM
fargin hate goats. Mean spirited little bastards.
 
2012-03-08 02:58:19 PM

Marcintosh: fargin hate goats. Mean spirited little bastards.


You should have kept the mask on like you were told.
 
2012-03-08 03:15:32 PM
FTFA: The Steins said the goat is so fast that Muskegon County Sheriff deputies at the scene couldn't catch him either. A deputy spotted the little rogue, but it outran him, according to a sheriff's report.


Just how fat are these Deputies? The legs on that thing are only like 3-4inches.
 
2012-03-08 03:23:29 PM

Gyrfalcon: Now there's something you don't see every day,.


And here's another:

Dwarf Bullfighters.
(new window)Hells yeah!
 
2012-03-08 03:32:08 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: FTFA: The Steins said the goat is so fast that Muskegon County Sheriff deputies at the scene couldn't catch him either. A deputy spotted the little rogue, but it outran him, according to a sheriff's report.


Just how fat are these Deputies? The legs on that thing are only like 3-4inches.


I was imagining this in my head. Thanks for the lulz.
 
2012-03-08 03:40:55 PM

mdeesnuts: Note to anyone who thinks of getting a male - cut those gargantuan nuts off ASAP. Those little bearded bastards turn nasty if you don't.


Yes, male goats are also known to pee in their mouths, I swear.


// that's why they are so stinky.

I love Pygmy goats, I had two, and we neutered the male one for that very reason.
 
2012-03-08 03:48:59 PM
Oh gawdohgawdohgawd. Now I want a little goat, and a little pony.

/squeeegasm
//multiple
 
2012-03-08 03:56:23 PM

flahorsegirl: mdeesnuts: Note to anyone who thinks of getting a male - cut those gargantuan nuts off ASAP. Those little bearded bastards turn nasty if you don't.

Yes, male goats are also known to pee in their mouths, I swear.


// that's why they are so stinky.

I love Pygmy goats, I had two, and we neutered the male one for that very reason.


I've been told that rats won't stay in the barn with an intact billy (male). The smell is worse during a dry year. Apparently they get rinsed off during rain showers causing them to smell less.
 
2012-03-08 04:05:43 PM

crowbar032: flahorsegirl: mdeesnuts: Note to anyone who thinks of getting a male - cut those gargantuan nuts off ASAP. Those little bearded bastards turn nasty if you don't.

Yes, male goats are also known to pee in their mouths, I swear.


// that's why they are so stinky.

I love Pygmy goats, I had two, and we neutered the male one for that very reason.

I've been told that rats won't stay in the barn with an intact billy (male). The smell is worse during a dry year. Apparently they get rinsed off during rain showers causing them to smell less.


Ewww. Count me un-squeeed. I was married to a man that was hygenically challenged and got one too many snootfuls of stanky ass. I will just have to settle for having an imaginary pygmy goat.
 
2012-03-08 04:13:01 PM

formerfloozy: crowbar032: flahorsegirl: mdeesnuts: Note to anyone who thinks of getting a male - cut those gargantuan nuts off ASAP. Those little bearded bastards turn nasty if you don't.

Yes, male goats are also known to pee in their mouths, I swear.


// that's why they are so stinky.

I love Pygmy goats, I had two, and we neutered the male one for that very reason.

I've been told that rats won't stay in the barn with an intact billy (male). The smell is worse during a dry year. Apparently they get rinsed off during rain showers causing them to smell less.

Ewww. Count me un-squeeed. I was married to a man that was hygenically challenged and got one too many snootfuls of stanky ass. I will just have to settle for having an imaginary pygmy goat.


Just get a doe or have the billy turned into a wether. All the cuteness, none of the stank.
 
2012-03-08 04:57:19 PM
I bet it's wearing a sweater and prancing about. Smarmy little devil! Someone call CuteOverload.com.
 
2012-03-08 11:08:48 PM
I used to raise them. Yes, you -really- do want to get the males fixed. When you say that somebody smells like a goat, I know that smell.
 
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