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		FDA: Your skin cream may remove freckles, blemishes, heartbeat (mega949.com)		14
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Sticky Hands		2012-03-08 03:34:28 PM

fine, I'll get the hose again.

Buckyballs		2012-03-08 03:34:33 PM

A small price to pay for beautiful looking skin

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-03-08 03:35:15 PM

What about my dick cream?

martid4		2012-03-08 03:39:57 PM

I used hand cream from Restoration Hardware before I left for the airport. TSA swabbed my hand and set off alarms. They took me back for a "special" search. I had more fingers stuck in me than Paris Hilton. I guess it was the glycerin...

calbert		2012-03-08 03:44:53 PM

"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile"

ladyfortuna		2012-03-08 03:55:23 PM

This is the part that makes me happy I don't bother with any of that nonsense (work from home so there's not much point in anything beyond occasional lotion).

Evil Mackerel		2012-03-08 04:01:59 PM

Unbrella corp has ways around the FDA.

Tracibub		2012-03-08 04:02:37 PM

ladyfortuna: This is the part that makes me happy I don't bother with any of that nonsense (work from home so there's not much point in anything beyond occasional lotion).

This.

A Terrible Human		2012-03-08 04:05:14 PM

Good thing I like my freckles.

JackieRabbit		2012-03-08 04:06:44 PM

You see, boys, this is why you should never accept any substitute for Astroglide or Wet.

28gramsIsAn8th		2012-03-08 04:15:17 PM

Worry not! You'll still get recommended daily allowance of mercury intake via FDA approved dental amalgams.

KrispyKritter		2012-03-08 04:19:46 PM

martid4: I used hand cream from Restoration Hardware before I left for the airport. TSA swabbed my hand and set off alarms. They took me back for a "special" search. I had more fingers stuck in me than Paris Hilton. I guess it was the glycerin...

this guy can relate -
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