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(Y100)   Journalism 101: Make sure the image you choose to illustrate your new article isn't from an old news story, doesn't contains the words "eat ass"   (y100.com) divider line 45
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2012-03-08 12:53:47 PM
What the???
 
2012-03-08 12:53:57 PM
Floriduh tag would have worked nicely
 
2012-03-08 12:54:13 PM
Snort
 
2012-03-08 12:54:43 PM
What old news story is that license coming from?
 
2012-03-08 12:55:28 PM
Ass: It's what's for dinner.

/When my wife cooks.
 
2012-03-08 12:58:57 PM
What's also weird is that they bothered to black out her birthdate. A quick GIS finds plenty of copies of that pic with the DOB on display.
 
2012-03-08 12:59:12 PM
I be confused. Why are those letters there? Are they abbreviations for something? Is that a real drivers license? Or a photoshopped one?

Have pity on me ...
 
2012-03-08 12:59:13 PM
So the Florida Driver's License includes a spot where you have to put your most perverse sexual practice?

Is it an open field or do you have to select from a drop-down? (So to speak)
 
2012-03-08 12:59:32 PM
Someone dance that mess around.
 
2012-03-08 01:00:34 PM
How does social media curtail teen driving?
 
2012-03-08 01:01:00 PM

funzyr: Ass: It's what's for dinner.


Tuck in!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-08 01:01:10 PM
original Fark story (new window)
 
2012-03-08 01:02:41 PM
content.clearchannel.com

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-08 01:03:15 PM
goddamn it so much. i have to go into a meeting and give a presentation in about 2.5 minutes, and i can't stop giggling like an imbecile. Thanks a lot, subby.

/by 'thanks a lot' i really mean 'fark you'.
 
2012-03-08 01:03:34 PM
In other news, Florida driver licenses don't have to be renewed for 8 years.



blogs.sun-sentinel.com
 
2012-03-08 01:04:18 PM

BassChild: original Fark story (new window)


Malware detected.

Nice site... trying to screw over random people who click on it.
 
2012-03-08 01:05:37 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Tastes may vary.
 
2012-03-08 01:07:23 PM
Ass ... the other white meat.
 
2012-03-08 01:08:12 PM
Ass with corn and peanuts is not that great a flavor.
 
2012-03-08 01:08:23 PM

Loucifer: Someone dance that mess around.


She's not no limberger!
 
2012-03-08 01:08:53 PM

nytmare: In other news, Florida driver licenses don't have to be renewed for 8 years.


When my grandparents were alive, and legal residents of Florida although actually living in Connecticut, they could be renewed by mail.
From Connecticut. With a Florida address printed on them.

Behold the awesome power of the blue-hair lobby.
 
2012-03-08 01:09:55 PM
Chilli butt.
 
2012-03-08 01:13:10 PM
I didn't know I could have Eat Ass put on my driver's license. does it cost extra or is it more like an organ doner sitcker and it's free?

Can I get a special license plate too, you know like the vets have?
 
2012-03-08 01:13:38 PM
Journalism 201- Digital Media Age: Page clicks and traffic are good.

They got all of you to click and read the article
 
2012-03-08 01:13:47 PM
Bon appétit.
 
2012-03-08 01:14:38 PM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

Approves
 
2012-03-08 01:22:14 PM
Does this work if you have the only house on Eat Ass Road?
 
2012-03-08 01:23:52 PM
They blacked out the DOB for this article because it shows the woman was 31 years old when this ID was used for a different story in 2010, and that wouldn't make sense for today's story about 15 year-olds. So they put in the extra effort to black it out instead of putting in the extra effort to find a more applicable ID, or simply using a picture of a kid.
 
2012-03-08 01:27:20 PM
the "eat ass" part should be the first part of the address. So I just dont get it. Screw it time to go to lunch!
 
2012-03-08 01:29:48 PM

Aquapope: They blacked out the DOB for this article because it shows the woman was 31 years old when this ID was used for a different story in 2010, and that wouldn't make sense for today's story about 15 year-olds. So they put in the extra effort to black it out instead of putting in the extra effort to find a more applicable ID, or simply using a picture of a kid.


www.shopcomparecostumes.com


Go on......
 
2012-03-08 01:35:03 PM
Beware the butt goblin!
 
2012-03-08 02:00:26 PM
I didn't know you need a license for that. Should I be talking to a lawyer?
 
2012-03-08 02:03:36 PM

macadamnut: nytmare: In other news, Florida driver licenses don't have to be renewed for 8 years.

When my grandparents were alive, and legal residents of Florida although actually living in Connecticut, they could be renewed by mail.
From Connecticut. With a Florida address printed on them.

Behold the awesome power of the blue-hair lobby.


Yea, back then it was NOT illegal to drive with an open container either!

/the good old days
 
2012-03-08 02:05:08 PM
Bottoms up!
 
2012-03-08 02:19:53 PM
I'm reminded of the Bloodhound Gang song, Ballad of Chasey Lain (new window, NSFW lyrics).
 
2012-03-08 02:30:30 PM
If that's an invitation, I would gladly oblige.
 
2012-03-08 02:33:17 PM
I see she got an "F" in sex.

/do not want
//unless she get tutoring
 
2012-03-08 02:42:55 PM
ASS MAN
 
2012-03-08 03:14:17 PM

2 grams: I didn't know I could have Eat Ass put on my driver's license. does it cost extra or is it more like an organ doner sitcker and it's free?

Can I get a special license plate too, you know like the vets have?


Or like the one proctologists get:
thefunkyjunkie.files.wordpress.com

/Apparently proctologist isn't recognized in Firefox's spellcheck.
 
2012-03-08 04:22:56 PM

funzyr: Ass: It's what's for dinner.

/When my wife cooks.


farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-03-08 04:45:23 PM
I've been checking in on this article every once in awhile and I'm surprised they haven't taken the photo down yet.
 
2012-03-08 06:03:45 PM
Hungry

weknowmemes.com
 
2012-03-08 10:59:51 PM
www.motifake.com
 
2012-03-09 01:41:02 AM

gerbilpox: I'm reminded of the Bloodhound Gang song, Ballad of Chasey Lain (new window, NSFW lyrics).


And we're done here. Came here to post this, you beat me to it.
 
2012-03-09 04:26:31 AM

xl5150: What old news story is that license coming from?


This one from May, 2010 (new window). Even got its own fark thread.
 
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