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(Yahoo)   Extremely hot LSU Homecoming Queen to try out for football team. Scott Bakula seen driving old jeep on I-10 into Baton Rouge   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 115
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2012-03-08 10:49:16 AM
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2012-03-08 11:14:48 AM
FTA- "But obviously she's got ball skills. She's been around it."

You don't get the homecoming queen crown without that.
 
2012-03-08 11:28:44 AM
I'd tackle it.
 
2012-03-08 12:36:21 PM
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Getting a kick out of this post.
 
2012-03-08 01:32:02 PM
I would have a lot of fun with that
 
2012-03-08 02:02:41 PM
Balls. Uprights.

Now use those words in a sentence.
 
2012-03-08 02:10:36 PM
Good for her!

From another article about her:

In 2009 when she was a sophomore, her father John committed suicide. After that, she suffered a broken neck and other injuries in a car accident.

"That's another motivation for me," she said. "I want to prove there are no limits on people. We can all do it. After all the adversity I've faced, I want to do more. I want to show how people can overcome problems."

Isom, who said she plans on trying out again in August, particularly wants to play football because that's what her late father did at Carson-Newman College.

"I grew up in a football culture," she said. "It would mean so much to my heart to suit up on a Saturday night like my dad did in college."
 
2012-03-08 03:01:34 PM
Extremely Hot or Fark Extremely Hot? {{clicks link}}

Fark Extremely Hot.

Not that i wouldn't show her off to all my friends in a smug manner if i got the chance to.
 
2012-03-08 03:02:45 PM
Welcome to football!
 
2012-03-08 03:09:53 PM
I'd turn her over after 4 downs.
 
2012-03-08 03:11:18 PM

SlothB77: Extremely Hot or Fark Extremely Hot? {{clicks link}}

Fark Extremely Hot.

Not that i wouldn't show her off to all my friends in a smug manner if i got the chance to.


mlkshk.com
 
2012-03-08 03:15:50 PM
She needs to put on another 80 pounds then I might throw it at her
 
2012-03-08 03:17:29 PM
I'd let her kick my balls.
 
2012-03-08 03:17:45 PM

nopokerface: FTA- "But obviously she's got ball skills. She's been around it."

You don't get the homecoming queen crown without that.


Les Miles had to be smirking when he said that.
 
2012-03-08 03:23:51 PM
The only issue I see with carrying a female kicker is on kickoffs she's not that useful on covering the kick. Most return guys are likely just stiff arming her out of their way and moving on. Although I really have no idea how much upper body strength she has, but my general assumption is she'd lack the upper body strength to complete the wrap up tackle.

If she has a good leg and you can get her as a walk-on, I'd see no reason not to take her though for depth. Just not sure about with a scholarship.

/of course half the kickers out there only manage to fall down in front of the return man in some half assed attempt to trip him
//also the return man is 1v1 with your kicker you've already farked a few things up
 
2012-03-08 03:24:42 PM
She's also got a pretty good personality. The video series she did challenging other LSU athletes to random contests was amusing.

Hopefully LSU learned from Colorado what not to do when you have a female kicker though.
 
2012-03-08 03:24:53 PM
nice. for once subby wasnt trolling the "hottie" claim.
 
2012-03-08 03:29:22 PM

ha-ha-guy: The only issue I see with carrying a female kicker is on kickoffs she's not that useful on covering the kick. Most return guys are likely just stiff arming her out of their way and moving on. Although I really have no idea how much upper body strength she has, but my general assumption is she'd lack the upper body strength to complete the wrap up tackle.

If she has a good leg and you can get her as a walk-on, I'd see no reason not to take her though for depth. Just not sure about with a scholarship.

/of course half the kickers out there only manage to fall down in front of the return man in some half assed attempt to trip him
//also the return man is 1v1 with your kicker you've already farked a few things up


Kickers don't make the team based on their tackling skills.
 
2012-03-08 03:30:46 PM

ha-ha-guy: The only issue I see with carrying a female kicker is on kickoffs she's not that useful on covering the kick. Most return guys are likely just stiff arming her out of their way and moving on. Although I really have no idea how much upper body strength she has, but my general assumption is she'd lack the upper body strength to complete the wrap up tackle.

If she has a good leg and you can get her as a walk-on, I'd see no reason not to take her though for depth. Just not sure about with a scholarship.

/of course half the kickers out there only manage to fall down in front of the return man in some half assed attempt to trip him
//also the return man is 1v1 with your kicker you've already farked a few things up


Can't be much worse than a 5 foot Bosnian.

Heck, she did a video with one of their star players and was 5-6 inches taller than he was.
 
2012-03-08 03:34:05 PM

ha-ha-guy: /of course half the kickers out there only manage to fall down in front of the return man in some half assed attempt to trip him
//also the return man is 1v1 with your kicker you've already farked a few things up


Yeah, not sure why you thought there was a problem in the first place. Any coach'll take a kicker that can tackle, but the kicking itself is so important and risk of injury so high I can't remember the last time anyone touted a kicker's tackling ability. If the coverage is ever botched so badly the kicker has to make the tackle, you've got serious problems* and 1-on-1 in space a soccer-style slide tackle is probably the best option left anyway -- if the choice comes down to a penalty or a TD, you always take the penalty.

She's not likely to do kickoff duty, but women are quite capable of kicking a ball over FG distances so IF she's got the distance and accuracy (if, if, if she does) about the only thing she'd have going against her is misogyny.

*Either that or you're playing a shiatty team on Tecmo Super Bowl
 
2012-03-08 03:36:35 PM
geaux meaux!

/ I'd love to see a woman make it to the pros
 
2012-03-08 03:37:18 PM
Good luck, LSU. SEC teams will be returning kicks from the 30.

Here's "Meaux" taking on the LSU punter, Brad Wing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1JIMh9AET8
 
2012-03-08 03:42:15 PM
yum
 
2012-03-08 03:44:30 PM

meanmutton: ha-ha-guy: The only issue I see with carrying a female kicker is on kickoffs she's not that useful on covering the kick. Most return guys are likely just stiff arming her out of their way and moving on. Although I really have no idea how much upper body strength she has, but my general assumption is she'd lack the upper body strength to complete the wrap up tackle.

If she has a good leg and you can get her as a walk-on, I'd see no reason not to take her though for depth. Just not sure about with a scholarship.

/of course half the kickers out there only manage to fall down in front of the return man in some half assed attempt to trip him
//also the return man is 1v1 with your kicker you've already farked a few things up

Kickers don't make the team based on their tackling skills.


They don't, but they do allow touchdowns due to their SEVERE LACK of any ability to tackle.
 
2012-03-08 03:47:00 PM

meanmutton: Kickers don't make the team based on their tackling skills.


It's a nice tie-breaker though. If this woman and some other candidate have comparable kicking skills but the dude can actually make an open-field tackle, the only reason thing the girl offers is free PR.
 
2012-03-08 03:48:01 PM
After watching LSU the last couple of seasons, they could probably use Scott Bakula more than another kicker.

/DON'T THROW IT TO STONEHANDS!
 
2012-03-08 03:50:40 PM

murp0837: Good luck, LSU. SEC teams will be returning kicks from the 30.

Here's "Meaux" taking on the LSU punter, Brad Wing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1JIMh9AET8


So what you're saying is, the picture posted above doesn't do her justice. Got it.
 
2012-03-08 03:50:47 PM
I vaguely remember the Gary Barnett situation referenced in the article, but it's definitely a cheap shot to say Hnida wasn't very good. You're the head coach at a major state university, you hold tryouts, then you publicly call one of the members of your own team "terrible."
 
2012-03-08 04:01:26 PM
A perfect freakshow attraction for the carnival of nonsense LSU football has become.

What's next, a kicking mule?
 
2012-03-08 04:08:49 PM

SharkTrager: She's also got a pretty good personality. The video series she did challenging other LSU athletes to random contests was amusing.

Hopefully LSU learned from Colorado what not to do when you have a female kicker though.


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2012-03-08 04:11:26 PM
It always thought it was funny that the school in that movie was a fictional university called Texas State and the movie was filmed at the actual university named Southwest Texas State. Years later, Southwest Texas State changed their name to Texas State University.

Believe it or not.
 
2012-03-08 04:12:18 PM
What a cow, you could cut diamonds with that chin. And those shoes, and that coat, geez.
 
2012-03-08 04:17:06 PM

SharkTrager: She's also got a pretty good personality. The video series she did challenging other LSU athletes to random contests was amusing.

Hopefully LSU learned from Colorado what not to do when you have a female kicker though.


Barnett was such a douche.

The allegations irked coach Gary Barnett so much that it caused him to give a harsh portrayal of Hnida's ability.
"It was obvious Katie was not very good," Barnett said. "She was awful. You know what guys do? They respect your ability. You can be 90 years old, but if you can go out and play, they'll respect you. Katie was not only a girl, she was terrible. OK? There's no other way to say it."


Get farked, Sweater Boy.
 
2012-03-08 04:20:57 PM

Buffalo77: It always thought it was funny that the school in that movie was a fictional university called Texas State and the movie was filmed at the actual university named Southwest Texas State. Years later, Southwest Texas State changed their name to Texas State University.

Believe it or not.


SWT changed its name, but the movie was shot at the University of North Texas in Denton.

/where the colors were already green and white
 
2012-03-08 04:23:24 PM

Buffalo77: It always thought it was funny that the school in that movie was a fictional university called Texas State and the movie was filmed at the actual university named Southwest Texas State. Years later, Southwest Texas State changed their name to Texas State University.

Believe it or not.


Party School of the Southwest.
I kayak through Sewell Park, right through campus, and the talent is incredible.
 
2012-03-08 04:29:25 PM

murp0837: Good luck, LSU. SEC teams will be returning kicks from the 30.

Here's "Meaux" taking on the LSU punter, Brad Wing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1JIMh9AET8


She's adorable. Is it wrong that I want to touch her naughty bits?
 
2012-03-08 04:32:45 PM
Wth first they let a foreigner punt now they want a woman kicking?

/Brad Wing is awesome
 
2012-03-08 04:37:00 PM
Ok, after seeing her pictures and watching a few of her videos on youtube, it's safe to say that I've now got a huge crush on this Mo girl.

Bathe her and bring her to me.
 
2012-03-08 04:41:38 PM

Morpheses: She's adorable. Is it wrong that I want to touch her naughty bits?


Not at all. She's funny and has a genuinely nice personality. She's got a weekly "Mo vs" show, and quite a few YouTube videos. My favorite is when she takes on the LSU Baseball team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6gT7_aoc6I
 
2012-03-08 04:47:42 PM
I would like to see her play in an actual game and for a player on the opposing team to totally destroy her on the first play, leave her in farking pieces ... would crack me up and be worth the penalties.
 
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2012-03-08 04:47:54 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

This is not the Mos Eisley you are looking for
 
2012-03-08 04:50:50 PM
There are no words that describe the hotness that is women's soccer legs.
 
2012-03-08 04:51:59 PM

TravisBickle62: I would like to see her play in an actual game and for a player on the opposing team to totally destroy her on the first play, leave her in farking pieces ... would crack me up and be worth the penalties.


Well...aren't YOU aptly named?
 
2012-03-08 04:56:42 PM

murp0837: Morpheses: She's adorable. Is it wrong that I want to touch her naughty bits?

Not at all. She's funny and has a genuinely nice personality. She's got a weekly "Mo vs" show, and quite a few YouTube videos. My favorite is when she takes on the LSU Baseball team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6gT7_aoc6I


You sir are a scholar and a gentleman.
 
2012-03-08 04:57:14 PM

Truman Burbank: After watching LSU the last couple of seasons, they could probably use Scott Bakula more than another kicker.

/DON'T THROW IT TO STONEHANDS!


DBowe is in KC now, what are you talking about?
 
2012-03-08 05:02:32 PM

madden101: I vaguely remember the Gary Barnett situation referenced in the article, but it's definitely a cheap shot to say Hnida wasn't very good. You're the head coach at a major state university, you hold tryouts, then you publicly call one of the members of your own team "terrible."


Yeah, really. I thought a coach was supposed to stick up for his players. Failing that, you still let that "terrible" player play, so that doesn't speak well of you, does it?
 
2012-03-08 05:04:09 PM

Morpheses: murp0837: Good luck, LSU. SEC teams will be returning kicks from the 30.

Here's "Meaux" taking on the LSU punter, Brad Wing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1JIMh9AET8

She's adorable. Is it wrong that I want to touch her naughty bits?


Let's see...

Over 18: check
Objectively attractive: check

How would that be wrong, exactly?
 
2012-03-08 05:08:13 PM

pute kisses like a man: geaux meaux!

/ I'd love to see a woman make it to the pros


That's Meaux? Loved her videos. Good for her.
 
2012-03-08 05:27:52 PM
I hope she makes the team. Then I hope she's the last defender between some speeding kick returner and the goal and gets her ass destroyed. fark Title 9.
 
2012-03-08 05:36:59 PM

Strik3r: They don't, but they do allow touchdowns due to their SEVERE LACK of any ability to tackle.


Sounds like they should take an example from the American League and have a Designated Tackler. Kicker kicks the ball, runs off field and a safety or defensive back runs in to play the rest of the play for him. It will be brilliant!

/Knows that that is a horrible idea
//So is the DH
 
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