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		Sweden: where the populace is beautiful and well-educated, and only occasionally do you get teenagers jumping onto your hood and stabbing a sword through your windshield (thelocal.se)		40
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Candygram4Mongo		2012-03-08 06:24:07 AM

In their defense, there was something in the air that night. The stars were bright...

/as if farkers are old enough to know ABBA lyrics...

gopher321		2012-03-08 06:57:02 AM

Techno Viking does not approve.

SmackLT		2012-03-08 07:00:13 AM

gopher321: Techno Viking does not approve.

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SurfaceTension		2012-03-08 07:18:37 AM

Not apropos...

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SJKebab		2012-03-08 08:26:00 AM

Candygram4Mongo: In their defense, there was something in the air that night. The stars were bright...

Fark you. That's going to be in my head for the rest of the night. Goddammit

fireclown		2012-03-08 09:17:52 AM

LARPers. They so crazy.

H31N0US		2012-03-08 09:18:18 AM

Long dark winters can drive you a little batty I guess.

LordOfThePings		2012-03-08 09:19:15 AM

Sometimes he gets the Finspångs. And he can't help himself.

Desmo		2012-03-08 09:19:27 AM

Better living through chemicals

loonatic112358		2012-03-08 09:20:00 AM

Candygram4Mongo: In their defense, there was something in the air that night. The stars were bright...

/as if farkers are old enough to know ABBA lyrics...

I was thinking, were there any swedish immortals, but now I just want to take your head

Balchinian		2012-03-08 09:22:34 AM

Sweden: Highest suicide rate in the world.

Just sayin'.

give me doughnuts		2012-03-08 09:22:56 AM

Candygram4Mongo: In their defense, there was something in the air that night. The stars were bright...

/as if farkers are old enough to know ABBA lyrics...

It was the distant drums, and the bugle calls coming from afar. Before he picked up the sword, he was softly strumming his guitar.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-03-08 09:24:40 AM

A 19-year-old man in Finspång, in southeastern Sweden, went on a rampage with a sword on Wednesday night, shattering the windscreen of a flabbergasted young couple's car.

facepwn.com

DammitIForgotMyLogin		2012-03-08 09:26:30 AM

I'm pretty certain that 'putting your foot down and running the farker over' would be considered a reasonable response to some nutcase sticking a sword through your windscreen.

lenfromak		2012-03-08 09:26:49 AM

Why not trei a holiday in Sweden this yer?

knightofargh		2012-03-08 09:31:25 AM

Wasn't me. I'm stateside.

I've considered it though. Americans lack basic road courtesy.

DeCypher44		2012-03-08 09:32:28 AM

Did he have a talking yellow dog with him?

Sybarite		2012-03-08 09:34:12 AM

A 19-year-old man in Finspång, in southeastern Sweden, went on a rampage with a sword

His dad had just told him he'd never make a berserk.

give me doughnuts		2012-03-08 09:35:57 AM

Balchinian: Sweden: Highest suicide rate in the world.

Just sayin'.

Not even close. (new window)

fireclown		2012-03-08 09:36:59 AM

This looks like a job for NORWEGIAN NINJAS!

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad		2012-03-08 09:39:11 AM

Sounds like an attractive and successful Swede.

/Lived in Västerås, got nuthin'

Honest Bender		2012-03-08 09:40:18 AM

The incident occurred shortly after 11.30pm on Wednesday night. The overwrought couple managed to drive away [...]

There can be only ONE... seaters.

Witchyman		2012-03-08 09:41:39 AM

You retards.

This is just another example of lagom. You people really have no farking culture.

Mearen		2012-03-08 09:43:01 AM

loonatic112358: Candygram4Mongo: In their defense, there was something in the air that night. The stars were bright...

/as if farkers are old enough to know ABBA lyrics...

I was thinking, were there any swedish immortals, but now I just want to take your head

There can be only one... dammitsomuch.

cynicalbastard		2012-03-08 09:52:59 AM

And when we think they got all that out of their system by the 12th century...
/hot like the fires which forged the pattern-welded swords of Swede-land
/off to work on the composite bars for a pattern-welded sword, so I'm getting a big kick...

Robert1966		2012-03-08 09:55:55 AM

give me doughnuts: Balchinian: Sweden: Highest suicide rate in the world.

Just sayin'.

Not even close. (new window)

Note to self: do not move to Lithuania.

StreetlightInTheGhetto		2012-03-08 10:02:25 AM

Candygram4Mongo: In their defense, there was something in the air that night. The stars were bright...

/as if farkers are old enough to know ABBA lyrics...

Prepare to meet the power of imagination!

As for the sword through the windshield, anything to liven up the hours and hours of darkness I suppose.

KimNorth		2012-03-08 10:07:07 AM

Love how there is an ad playing Visit Sweden and right below in big letters the headline "Sword-wielding Swedish teen attacks couple in car"

Odd Bird		2012-03-08 10:08:56 AM

Wait 'til they grow up.
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yeah yeah I know, steppes of Russia

fireclown		2012-03-08 10:26:39 AM

Witchyman: This is just another example of lagom. You people really have no farking culture.

There is a "just right" amount of sword in ones windshield? I would submit that the perfect amount is Zero.

Witchyman		2012-03-08 10:32:49 AM

fireclown: Witchyman: This is just another example of lagom. You people really have no farking culture.

There is a "just right" amount of sword in ones windshield? I would submit that the perfect amount is Zero.

He obviously disagrees with you and thought 'the right amount' is 'One'.

Loaf's Tray		2012-03-08 10:45:58 AM

baronbloodbath		2012-03-08 11:39:01 AM

lenfromak: Why not trei a holiday in Sweden this yer?

See the loveli lakes

The wonderful telephone system

And mani interesting furry animals

Including the sword wielding teenagers

give me doughnuts		2012-03-08 11:43:27 AM

If you were a Gaian Immortal would you consider the whole planet to be "holy ground"?

Evil Mackerel		2012-03-08 11:52:24 AM

Damn lil'bastard swords.

Madaynun		2012-03-08 11:57:29 AM

love the pics in the sidebar.
www.thelocal.se

/why of course its hot.

Evil Mackerel		2012-03-08 01:02:29 PM

Madaynun: love the pics in the sidebar.
[www.thelocal.se image 640x426]

/why of course its hot.

Damn, even their fat people are better than ours.

Shadyman		2012-03-08 04:50:50 PM

A mööse once bit my sister

JRoo		2012-03-08 07:40:18 PM

See?

This proves that knives and swords are exactly the same as all guns.

Max Awesome		2012-03-09 12:15:30 AM

Isn't Sweden the country that didn't know about wheels until around 1910?

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