Minus1Kelvin: Where are the right apologists in this thread? No talking points released yet or something?

Like I said, even they realize this is retarded. Which is saying a lot.

Cytokine Storm: You're all idiots. The real reason to show this video was they finally captured the puppetmaster on video, the one who who has been controlling Obama from the beginning, who planned the entire downfall of our country.

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Wake up, morans.

That does look like Santorum and a little like Colbert.

/IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

" Racially charged speech "

making a pleasant, if rather neutral introduction of a black professor at Harvard

-- Saying that a black man, as a professor, contributes to academic life and learning of the students at an American University .

-- At a rally making the point that women minorities, as professors , would also contribute to students learn.

Breitbard killed himself trying to edit in black panthers , Muslims rampaging African tribesman and crys of death to whitey as sandwich eating guy bravely eating "his last meal " while Obama ( in soundbox edited ) threatens to burn down the library . Then ends the speech with the " Secret" Black Panther / Muslim --hug !

Cletus C.: That was a cool speech. Obama can deliver. I failed to see any teleprompters. Is that the controversial part?

Bell actually jokes that Obama did his speech off-the-cuff, while Bell needed notes.

Folks, I want to thank you for this thread. I have had the worst week at work, and this thread made me lol. Multiple times.

Mrtraveler01: impaler: "and Breitbart.com editors' claims that the footage had been edited"

This point really needs to be harped on.

It wasn't. But Breitbart, yes the "edited the shat out of any and all footage" Breitbart, cried that it WAS edited. They were lying, and more importantly accusing others of their own damn crimes.

Wait, so they think the PBS footage they stole was edited? But wasn't PBS the original source for this?

Or is Breitbart lying and saying they have the original version and PBS edited it?

Breitbart's not really dead anyway. His current body merely expired and his consciousness jumped into James O'Keefe.

Mrtraveler01: Wait, so they think the PBS footage they stole was edited? But wasn't PBS the original source for this?

Or is Breitbart lying and saying they have the original version and PBS edited it?


They got this from PBS? PBS HAD THE SCOOP IT'S PROOF OF SOSHALISMS!
Ahahahahahahahahahah that's just the icing on the farking lame cake.

Corvus: You know how embarrassing this is to the right? There is no FARK IndependentsTM in this thread going on about. Even they are even embarrassed by this derp.

Ha! Just beat ya on this realization.

/U mad bro?
//j/k

I just realized something that's amazingly stupid.

I looked at Breitbart's own story about this, talking about how "Obama embraced a racialist Harvard prof." I kept thinking it was talking about the speech itself and the professor and how it was him embracing him in a figurative way.

No. The smoking gun is Obama hugging the guy. That's... that's literally it.

This tape is from 1990? The same year that Glenn Beck........

you people just wait til this evening, Hannity will make certain you ALL realize that this is in fact an outrage.

for starters, obviously they've fixed his voice to sound more acceptable to real Americans, took out the accent.

second, why hasn't anyone who was at the speech come forward and admit to seeing Obamao?

there are just so many possibilities other than what you see in that little edited clip.

cameroncrazy1984: Corvus: You know how embarrassing this is to the right? There is no FARK IndependentsTM in this thread going on about. Even they are even embarrassed by this derp.

You've gotta wonder what the conspiracy theorists are doing to try to get this to fit their assertion about AB being offed by Obama.

breitbart isn't dead, he stole obama's time machine - you'll be able to see him in the background of the unedited footage screaming at the sidewalk demanding that it 'stop raping people'.

Oh no Obama hugged a professor he admired! Not only is it soshalism but it's gay soshalisms which makes it so much worse! This is supposed to get rid of the birth control scandal? They only wish it could.

ravenlore: Folks, I want to thank you for this thread. I have had the worst week at work, and this thread made me lol. Multiple times.



/I just want to make you smiiile...

Well it seems like the trolls here know enough to not makes a big deal about this, so here's a doozey from the breitbart comments
""how about this scenario...propaganda convinces many citizens that Obama is illegitimate President..Obama is RE-ELECTED ANYWAY..hundreds (or perhaps thousands) of disgruntled citizens begin ARMED INSURGENCY..then, US Government declares MARTIAL LAW and military forces who have been training for just such a scenario for many years are unleashed on American citizens..CHAOS insues, INSURGENCY fractures into splinter groups who not only fight government forces but also fight each other as the majority SHEEPLE cower in their homes..RESISTANCE to intense, violent GOVERNMENT CRACKDOWN disintegrates and we are left with the ULTIMATE POLICE STATE, LOSS OF CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS and DEATH OF USA AS WE KNOW IT..."

ordinarysteve: People are going to be rolling their eyes at the right's outrage in 50 years I think.

I'm rolling my eyes right now.

A Terrible Human: Mrtraveler01: Wait, so they think the PBS footage they stole was edited? But wasn't PBS the original source for this?

Or is Breitbart lying and saying they have the original version and PBS edited it?


They got this from PBS? PBS HAD THE SCOOP IT'S PROOF OF SOSHALISMS!
Ahahahahahahahahahah that's just the icing on the farking lame cake.

THE TOTE BAG HANDLES ARE MADE OF EDITED FOOTAGE!!1!

Minus1Kelvin: Where are the right apologists in this thread? No talking points released yet or something?

Yup, that's exactly the problem. Notice it went BuzzFeed, then PBS threw it up there, then (and I hate to toot my own horn here -- just kidding, I'm arrogant as fark!), exactly as I said, an article got thrown up in haste on Breitbart.com full of dog-whistle bullshiat -- like every note, Hollywood, black people making thought experiments on par with Maxwell or Schroedinger or Russel, the word "radical" a few times in a non-ironic, HANG 10! context, "anti-semitism", the implication that Obama murder him so he must be bad -- telling their base what to really see and hear?

It's fascinating, because of all the psychologically transparent fumbling they did due to being scooped on their "scoop" that was scooped four years ago. Cries of "selectively edited!" when the whole damn thing is on PBS, in utter panic because they simply don't know how to deal with it being seen without first telling people what to see.

ordinarysteve: ""how about this scenario...propaganda convinces many citizens that Obama is illegitimate President..Obama is RE-ELECTED ANYWAY..hundreds (or perhaps thousands) of disgruntled citizens begin ARMED INSURGENCY..then, US Government declares MARTIAL LAW and military forces who have been training for just such a scenario for many years are unleashed on American citizens..CHAOS insues, INSURGENCY fractures into splinter groups who not only fight government forces but also fight each other as the majority SHEEPLE cower in their homes..RESISTANCE to intense, violent GOVERNMENT CRACKDOWN disintegrates and we are left with the ULTIMATE POLICE STATE, LOSS OF CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS and DEATH OF USA AS WE KNOW IT...

.....wolverines?

SuburbanCowboy: This tape is from 1990? The same year that Glenn Beck........

Read up the thread I already covered that Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990. He raped and murdered Obama's birth certificate and then burred it in the woods in 1991. I'm just asking questions.

/I love how his dumbassery can be turned right back on him.

SuburbanCowboy: This tape is from 1990? The same year that Glenn Beck........

So wait! THAT'S IT!!!! OBAMA KNOWS THE TRUTH AND....

Hang on, someone's at the door...

Magic_Button: " Racially charged speech "

making a pleasant, if rather neutral introduction of a black professor at Harvard

-- Saying that a black man, as a professor, contributes to academic life and learning of the students at an American University .

-- At a rally making the point that women minorities, as professors , would also contribute to students learn.

Breitbard killed himself trying to edit in black panthers , Muslims rampaging African tribesman and crys of death to whitey as sandwich eating guy bravely eating "his last meal " while Obama ( in soundbox edited ) threatens to burn down the library . Then ends the speech with the " Secret" Black Panther / Muslim --hug !

They're trying to appeal to people who truly honestly believe in their hearts that all racism ever ended after the civil war and all sexism ended after women were allowed to vote.

You know...morons.

They type of people who couldn't fathom the need for BET when it began. They type of people who are stunned when blacks still laud the accomplishments of other blacks in business and academia. The type of people who become suspicious when they find their One Black Friend might have other black friends of their own. The selfish and the ignorant.

ivan: PonceAlyosha: The theme from Boss N******** (new window). I wish whoever wrote this song would write the soundtrack to my life.

Can't find who wrote it, but it was sung by this guy: "Terrible Tom" Bowden.

Apparently, he's still around.

Hiring him for my wedding. They call me Boss. They call me Boss. Boss Poncy.

Bloody William: ravenlore: Folks, I want to thank you for this thread. I have had the worst week at work, and this thread made me lol. Multiple times.

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/I just want to make you smiiile...


Smile as wide as a mile! :-D


/and then I imagined Twilight asking the question and Pinkie answering and laughed my fool head off

cameroncrazy1984: Fallout Zone: Cletus C.: That was a cool speech. Obama can deliver. I failed to see any teleprompters. Is that the controversial part?

Bell actually jokes that Obama did his speech off-the-cuff, while Bell needed notes.

So, really, if anything this video actually helps the point that Obama is a good speaker with or without a teleprompter.

@LOLGOP

"Biggest revelation in the Obama video: Obama was already a better speaker than Mitt 25+ years ago."

This means that Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama is forced to spend his time cleaning Rush Limbaugh's fat rolls...

cameroncrazy1984:
I have to admit, I would play this game.
As would I. That sucker was in the top most-liked too. 18 folks had agreed with this thoughtful prediction.

YouAreItNoTagBacks: Torgo_of_Manos: I know its a brietbart site and all but the comments are just...wow.

TINA
I am black and i believe AFFIRMATIVE ACTION is racist.I mean is there affirmative aaction for white's in south africa/Haiti? Uh I thought not

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That's my personal favorite...80% sure they're trolling. If they are, 90% sure it's a Farker.

That's such a huge troll I can't bring myself to doubt that Obama, himself posted it.

It IS suspicious that you never see these guys together at the same time.

cameroncrazy1984: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Anyone else notice he's speaking without a teleprompter? Do they really want to show him speaking this well off the cuff?

That's what he's doing with his hand! He's got a Powerpoint presentation projected behind the crowd and he's flipping slides with a clicker in his pocket.

Can you imagine what PowerPoint would've looked like in 1991? Oh, wait, Obama had a time machine so it was probably PPT 2007

Nah, he would have used this.

So who all is going to watch Hannity tonight to see how pathetic their "reveal" is? I would but my husband would make me sleep on the couch.

ordinarysteve: Well it seems like the trolls here know enough to not makes a big deal about this, so here's a doozey from the breitbart comments

Wait, did that guy just threaten armed insurrection against the US Government because even though "many" people were convinced Barack Obama was an illegitimate president, he still got elected?

And did he just make it try to sound overtly menacing that people who are sworn to protect the constitution from enemies foreign and domestic would crush this insurrection?

ravenlore: Smile as wide as a mile! :-D


/and then I imagined Twilight asking the question and Pinkie answering and laughed my fool head off

You goin' to Bronycon in the summer?

Also, McDonalds starts getting MLP happy meal toys Friday! Cartoon-accurate molds with brushable manes!

Obama murdered Andrew Breitbart for this?!?!

It's been said many times before, but some folks irony meters are way busted. From Freeperville:

"This is a scary time to be alive. People are crazy. And race and color are more important than virtue and valor."

ordinarysteve: Well it seems like the trolls here know enough to not makes a big deal about this, so here's a doozey from the breitbart comments
""how about this scenario...propaganda convinces many citizens that Obama is illegitimate President..Obama is RE-ELECTED ANYWAY..hundreds (or perhaps thousands) of disgruntled citizens begin ARMED INSURGENCY.

Wait...
Part of their conspiracy theory is that propaganda convinces citizens that Obama is illegitimate in order to spur a revolt, justifying 0baMAO's use of force against them...

so..

Breitbart is the Walrus?

JerseyTim: maimzini: The essay was not too offensive for Hollywood, however-or HBO, which turned it into a TV movie, Space Traders, in 1994 as part of a "bizarre, thought-provoking" blaxploitation trilogy, Cosmic Slop.

HOLY CRAP! I remember that!! It was so great and so cheesy. The catch for the aliens was that they would clean up all of Earth's pollution in exchange.

How awesome would it be if the most this scandal does it get people back into blaxploitation?

PonceAlyosha: ivan: PonceAlyosha: The theme from Boss N******** (new window). I wish whoever wrote this song would write the soundtrack to my life.

Can't find who wrote it, but it was sung by this guy: "Terrible Tom" Bowden.

Apparently, he's still around.

Hiring him for my wedding. They call me Boss. They call me Boss. Boss Poncy.

I want my life to be narrated by Sam Elliott and Morgan Freeman, who keep trying to fight each other over who gets to talk about me.

Isitoveryet: for starters, obviously they've fixed his voice to sound more acceptable to real Americans, took out the accent.

Please explain how you remove someone's accent with audio processing... especially since the audio is identical to Breitbart's footage.

Mad Scientist: Did teleprompters exist that long ago?

Cue cards, mah mane, cue cards..