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2012-03-07 12:29:16 PM
Fark's embedding won't let it be skipped ahead, but here's the best part: Helloooooo
 
2012-03-07 12:51:59 PM
Those thighs could crush you like a walnut
 
2012-03-07 01:40:34 PM
Well, it's Youtube, so it's gonna be safe for work, and she is just a bit too muscular to look sexy to me.
 
2012-03-07 01:53:58 PM
We really need a stiffy tag.
 
2012-03-07 01:54:47 PM

unyon: Those thighs could crush you like a walnut


Well I can think of a LOT of worse ways to go.
 
2012-03-07 01:56:55 PM
I'd hit it. It'd be worth being hit back.
 
2012-03-07 01:57:34 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-03-07 01:59:09 PM
Brazilian women are like lobsters, all the good meat is in the tail
 
2012-03-07 02:02:53 PM
Female Bodybuilder?

www.creatinejournal.com

Hot!
 
2012-03-07 02:05:38 PM
This must be the cut off point from sexy to scary. I'm not going to link that page on here from only a few days ago of those above and beyond roid girls.
 
2012-03-07 02:07:12 PM

Sapper_Topo: Female Bodybuilder?


She looks like she could bench 250..

With her clit!
 
2012-03-07 02:07:35 PM

Sapper_Topo: Female Bodybuilder?

[www.creatinejournal.com image 435x550]

Hot!


I was going to say "that's a man" but I'm not even positive it's human.
 
2012-03-07 02:10:36 PM
Good job on the tuck, "lady" bodybuilder.
 
2012-03-07 02:11:09 PM
www.versalod.net
 
2012-03-07 02:21:42 PM
And then came snu-snu.
 
2012-03-07 02:23:19 PM

jaylectricity: and she is just a bit too muscular to look sexy to me.


this.
 
2012-03-07 02:23:24 PM
I'm not into muscle babes, but she's good looking. A damn sight better looking than those freaks from the other day.
 
2012-03-07 02:25:08 PM
Brazilian women are hotties, and apparently Brazilian men are FOGBAGs.

/it seems that FOGBAG has a taste for female bodybuilders (new window)
 
2012-03-07 02:32:08 PM

unyon: Those thighs could crush you like a walnut


DEATH BY SNU-SNU
 
2012-03-07 02:33:32 PM
Abe Vigoda on drums.
 
2012-03-07 02:34:03 PM
Yep. She is hot, but she is right at that fine line where she gets any bigger and she's treading into Thread 6975093 territory.
 
2012-03-07 02:42:53 PM

puckrock2000: Brazilian women are hotties, and apparently Brazilian men are FOGBAGs.

/it seems that FOGBAG has a taste for female bodybuilders (new window)


What the fark is a FOGBAG?

/google fails me
 
2012-03-07 02:43:39 PM
I'll take Kristen Bell and Alex the Intern on Ferguson's show over that any day...
 
2012-03-07 02:44:04 PM
Okay, that is a beautiful muscly woman! She's a Brazillion times better looking than the ones featured for the previous female bodybuilder thread.
 
2012-03-07 02:45:39 PM
Have her bathed, lightly oiled, and brought to my chambers.
 
2012-03-07 02:47:21 PM

Tyrone Biggums: puckrock2000: Brazilian women are hotties, and apparently Brazilian men are FOGBAGs.

/it seems that FOGBAG has a taste for female bodybuilders (new window)

What the fark is a FOGBAG?

/google fails me


Fat Old Greasy Brazilian Ass Gazers?
 
2012-03-07 02:53:34 PM
I would ABSOLUTELY let her kick my ass.
 
2012-03-07 02:57:50 PM
Nobody should be concerned about the prospect of Brazil becoming a superpower. Any nation that produces ass of that caliber means only good things for the future of the planet.
 
2012-03-07 03:02:44 PM

Gotfire: Nobody should be concerned about the prospect of Brazil becoming a superpower. Any nation that produces ass of that caliber means only good things for the future of the planet.


I took it to mean that those usually tasked w/ trying to rule the world (engineers, evil bankers, etc) are too busy hanging out and watching Brazilian women to actually get their nefarious world dominating plot together.
 
2012-03-07 03:04:01 PM

jaylectricity: Well, it's Youtube, so it's gonna be safe for work, and she is just a bit too muscular to look sexy to me.


Actually Youtube's got a shocking amount of very NSFW stuff on it. Boobies seem to be allowed, and there's some really, really explicit "medical" stuff as well.
 
2012-03-07 03:08:48 PM
Why don't American late night shows have waiters to bring coffee/water to the host and help guests be seated or remove clothing?

I'm thinking Dmitri from Trading Places would be a most excellent choice.
 
2012-03-07 03:09:18 PM
I watched the whole thing waiting for the "incredible sexy female bodybuilder with great legs" to show up.
 
2012-03-07 03:11:26 PM

Shazam999: jaylectricity: Well, it's Youtube, so it's gonna be safe for work, and she is just a bit too muscular to look sexy to me.

Actually Youtube's got a shocking amount of very NSFW stuff on it. Boobies seem to be allowed, and there's some really, really explicit "medical" stuff as well.


No, I know that...I've seen plenty of vaginal exams and stuff like that on there, but that's not presented in a sexy way.
 
2012-03-07 03:11:56 PM

Trocadero: I took it to mean that those usually tasked w/ trying to rule the world (engineers, evil bankers, etc) are too busy hanging out and watching Brazilian women to actually get their nefarious world dominating plot together.


That is an interesting interpretation. Either way the world wins I suppose.. but only if reaching superpower status increases hot ass manufacturing,
 
2012-03-07 03:15:10 PM

Gotfire: Nobody should be concerned about the prospect of Brazil becoming a superpower. Any nation that produces ass of that caliber means only good things for the future of the planet.


I've said before:

Rio Olympics 2016, best opening ceremonies evar!!!
 
2012-03-07 03:18:43 PM
Man, Leno has really let himself go.
 
2012-03-07 03:20:41 PM
I can't decide if I like, or I'm scared... she's right on the very edge as mentioned where she crosses into the scary bodybuilder category.

Fabulous ass, and I'm a sucker for abs... but the shoulders are so broad.... Just has hints of both masculine and feminine lines on the same body and it confuses me!
 
2012-03-07 03:26:23 PM

jaylectricity: Shazam999: jaylectricity: Well, it's Youtube, so it's gonna be safe for work, and she is just a bit too muscular to look sexy to me.

Actually Youtube's got a shocking amount of very NSFW stuff on it. Boobies seem to be allowed, and there's some really, really explicit "medical" stuff as well.

No, I know that...I've seen plenty of vaginal exams and stuff like that on there, but that's not presented in a sexy way.


Plenty? Boning up for an exam, are we?

/If there's a way to present vaginal exams that isn't sexy, I don't want to know it
 
2012-03-07 03:31:38 PM

Tyrone Biggums: puckrock2000: Brazilian women are hotties, and apparently Brazilian men are FOGBAGs.

/it seems that FOGBAG has a taste for female bodybuilders (new window)

What the fark is a FOGBAG?

/google fails me


Acronym for frequent denizen of sci-fi conventions: Fat Older Guy with Beard And Glasses
 
2012-03-07 03:32:58 PM
A-Rod approves.
 
2012-03-07 03:35:55 PM
The AMAZON is in Brazil.
 
2012-03-07 03:38:39 PM
C'mon, the women on Letterman are out of this world!
Link
 
2012-03-07 03:49:12 PM
Eva Andressa

/DIBS!
 
2012-03-07 03:54:08 PM

exparrot: Eva Andressa


Is that the girl in the video? I thought it looked like her but I couldn't tell. The only reason I know is because I recently saw this gallery and the abs looked familial.

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-07 04:06:34 PM
You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?

/forget about it
 
2012-03-07 04:15:41 PM
Her face is still very feminine. I'm surprised.

Very pretty girl.
 
2012-03-07 04:24:00 PM

BenJammin: C'mon, the women on Letterman are out of this world!
Link


Yo-Landi Vi$$er gives me the weirdest boner.
 
2012-03-07 04:27:19 PM

BenJammin: C'mon, the women on Letterman are out of this world!
Link


Goddamn! Thanks for the nightmare fuel. That was awful.
 
2012-03-07 04:43:25 PM
Female body builders always give me a bit of the ooks, but subby is right. America NEEDS a late night talk show hosted by a Portuguese-speaking Beverly Leslie dressed up as a Hale Bopp cult leader, and the whole thing SHOULD be filmed in a studio that resembles a space ship.


/Still miss Uga-Uga
 
2012-03-07 04:52:54 PM

unyon: Those thighs could crush you like a walnut


I want my head to be said walnut.
 
2012-03-07 05:05:29 PM
She's pretty cute. I'm withholding final judgement until I know how big her penis is.
 
2012-03-07 05:11:40 PM
But they speak farking Portuguese which sounds like someone trying to speak Spanish while vomiting at the same time.
 
2012-03-07 05:38:24 PM

Ed Finnerty: She's pretty cute. I'm withholding final judgement until I know how big her penis is.


I believe the correct nomenclature is "clenis".
 
2012-03-07 05:44:24 PM
I would allow her to participate in the best 30 seconds of my life.

/I doubt I could even bench press her clit
 
2012-03-07 05:49:20 PM
I thought she was my dream girl until she disrobed, not cool.
 
2012-03-07 05:57:10 PM
Boyfriend looks like he could do murder live on tv.
 
2012-03-07 06:31:11 PM
Looks like Danica Patrick
 
2012-03-07 06:33:19 PM

unyon: Those thighs could crush you like a walnut


And her ass could stop a bullet.

Also I think I'm in love.
 
2012-03-07 06:42:29 PM
I thought this would devolve into a "hot Brazilians thread".

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-03-07 06:53:54 PM
She rooka rika man. I've seen Malaysian ladyboys that are more feminine.
 
2012-03-07 07:00:36 PM
Ugh, this reminds me of when Craig Kilborn would bring all these models on his show and just chat them up for 10 minutes.
 
2012-03-07 07:18:22 PM
I would do unspeakable things to her.
 
2012-03-07 07:27:17 PM
The same guy, sometime in the 90s:
Link (new window)
 
2012-03-07 07:28:05 PM
There ARE a lot of late night shows, but c'mon... a Brazilian?? There's not THAT many.
 
2012-03-07 07:51:42 PM

sinanju: I'll take Kristen Bell and Alex the Intern on Ferguson's show over that any day...


Oh hell yes!

Teufelaffe: BenJammin: C'mon, the women on Letterman are out of this world!
Link

Yo-Landi Vi$$er gives me the weirdest boner.


Yeah, Yo-Landi is great.
 
2012-03-07 08:29:07 PM
Jabba The Hut copying our shows...what a tool. And the girl was not ugly like most body builders, but only because she left her face alone. Probably didn't take any hormones or steroids like most seem to be doing.
 
2012-03-07 08:46:37 PM
If my goal were to slowly become gay, I guess I could start with her.
 
2012-03-07 08:57:13 PM
She's built a little too manly for my taste, but, just to be fair, she should have sex with me to see if I change my opinion.
 
2012-03-07 08:58:32 PM
This was in the related videos on the side. I'll just leave this here.

NSFW-ish Link (new window)
 
2012-03-07 09:30:13 PM

jimpoz: This was in the related videos on the side. I'll just leave this here.

NSFW-ish Link (new window)


Less than 200 hits? That video needs a lot more attention.
 
2012-03-07 09:35:45 PM
Well, they certainly win on couch length.
 
2012-03-07 09:59:55 PM
I just couldn't listen to any more of that Portuguese jibber-jabber waiting for some likely non-visible boobage.

/too much free Internet porn devalues any hoped-for surprise
 
2012-03-07 10:04:01 PM
I farked a chick built like that once and my ass still hurts.
 
2012-03-07 10:04:41 PM
That host...my god...he's like a cross between a teabagger and Rain Man.

/bodybuilder chicks do nothing at all for me
//nor does late night variety TV
 
2012-03-07 10:42:15 PM
Okay.. the host's bag of skin under his chin was really disturbing me. But nothing bothers me more than female body-builders.. roid-rage chicks aren't attractive. I'll admit her butt wasn't bad though.
 
2012-03-07 10:51:20 PM
That's the exact polar opposite of a butterface.
 
2012-03-07 11:39:47 PM
I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.
 
2012-03-08 12:19:53 AM

jimpoz: This was in the related videos on the side. I'll just leave this here.

NSFW-ish Link (new window)


Holy shiat your video linked to Cynthia Kereluk (^) videos.I forgot all about her. I used to fap to her in the morning before work. (This was back when I didn't have cable and pr0n was on VHS)

/time to break in the wife's new laptop
 
2012-03-08 12:20:47 AM

Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.


Especially when you consider that most of the men who make that comment likely look less like men than the women they are insulting. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking about moobs.
 
2012-03-08 12:22:52 AM

Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.


Some men like their women unable to fight back.
 
2012-03-08 12:28:31 AM

Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.


It just isn't hot because it isn't natural. Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.
 
2012-03-08 12:31:25 AM

Smagma: Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.

It just isn't hot because it isn't natural. Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.


[citation needed]
 
2012-03-08 12:42:10 AM

Smagma: Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.

It just isn't hot because it isn't natural. Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.


www.goodplasticsurgery.com
Yeah, and that's not hot either, because it's not natural.

/this "natural" argument is grasping at straws
 
2012-03-08 12:53:56 AM
If you are a guy and you like that, you should just give guys a try. What's the worst that can happen?
 
2012-03-08 12:57:42 AM

Theaetetus: Smagma: Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.

It just isn't hot because it isn't natural. Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.

[www.goodplasticsurgery.com image 317x373]
Yeah, and that's not hot either, because it's not natural.

/this "natural" argument is grasping at straws


I knew someone would completely misconstrue what i said..
 
2012-03-08 12:59:34 AM

Smagma: Theaetetus: Smagma: Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.

It just isn't hot because it isn't natural. Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.

[www.goodplasticsurgery.com image 317x373]
Yeah, and that's not hot either, because it's not natural.

/this "natural" argument is grasping at straws

I knew someone would completely misconstrue what i said..


You mean people might think you were serious instead of trolling?
 
2012-03-08 01:48:48 AM
No subby.

HERE's why Brazil shows are better click on this picture so you can see her dancing. Seriously, this is the most epic ass ever:

secretsocietynyc.files.wordpress.com (new window)
 
2012-03-08 02:08:00 AM

rocky_howard: No subby.

HERE's why Brazil shows are better click on this picture so you can see her dancing. Seriously, this is the most epic ass ever:

[secretsocietynyc.files.wordpress.com image 298x423] (new window)


Madre de Dios! Ese CULO indeed.
 
2012-03-08 03:46:21 AM

Smagma: Okay.. the host's bag of skin under his chin was really disturbing me.


Glad to know I'm not the only one.
 
2012-03-08 04:49:35 AM

rocky_howard: No subby.

HERE's why Brazil shows are better click on this picture so you can see her dancing. Seriously, this is the most epic ass ever:

(new window)


Yeah, but it's Brazil so there's 2:1 odds that a girl that hot has a penis.
 
2012-03-08 06:46:48 AM
Don't all the women in Brazil have penises?
 
2012-03-08 06:58:00 AM
I'd tap it. Then she'd crush me.
 
2012-03-08 06:59:33 AM

abhorrent1: Don't all the women in Brazil have penises?


Five per hand.
 
2012-03-08 08:59:26 AM
So...what's her name?
 
2012-03-08 10:22:31 AM

Surly U. Jest: Man, Leno has really let himself go.


I couldnt understand a word of what the guy in the video was saying and he was still better and funnier than Leno
 
2012-03-08 10:37:44 AM

Smagma: Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.


Translation: I really found her body to be attractive, and I'm afraid that means I'm gay, so I'm going to make something up about how building that physique requires the use of male hormones, then I'm going to have a very confused and guilty fap session.
 
2012-03-08 11:49:35 AM

pinchpoint: Holy shiat your video linked to Cynthia Kereluk (^) videos.I forgot all about her. I used to fap to her in the morning before work. (This was back when I didn't have cable and pr0n was on VHS)


Gee, from being a raging hormonal teenager when her show used to air, that sounds all kinds of familiar. The lengths we went to before the internet. I do appreciate that it's far easier to pause a youtube link at the money shot than it was in the '80s, too. I love Cynthia. I'll have to toss one her way for old times sake.

rocky_howard: No subby.

HERE's why Brazil shows are better click on this picture so you can see her dancing. Seriously, this is the most epic ass ever:


Words cannot describe this. Well, maybe 'hypnotic' starts to. Thanks for the link.
 
2012-03-08 01:31:30 PM
She can be natural and look like that. She's just doing weight-lifting with a focus on heavy weight, but has a relatively high body fat percentage (for a bodybuilder), which is why she doesn't look like one of those freaks from the last green light. She's probably exercised heavy for the past five years to look like that, and she has a thick body to begin with. Most women who lift don't get good results because they don't lift heavy enough, because they're afraid they'll look like a freak, which just isn't going to happen naturally.
 
2012-03-08 03:09:35 PM

rocky_howard: No subby.

HERE's why Brazil shows are better click on this picture so you can see her dancing. Seriously, this is the most epic ass ever:

[secretsocietynyc.files.wordpress.com image 298x423] (new window)




Awesome.
 
2012-03-08 04:53:05 PM

biscuits1978: So...what's her name?


Oh, nevermind. Eva Andressa Vieira.
 
2012-03-08 08:16:13 PM

Doctor_TeethMD: jaylectricity: Shazam999: jaylectricity: Well, it's Youtube, so it's gonna be safe for work, and she is just a bit too muscular to look sexy to me.

Actually Youtube's got a shocking amount of very NSFW stuff on it. Boobies seem to be allowed, and there's some really, really explicit "medical" stuff as well.

No, I know that...I've seen plenty of vaginal exams and stuff like that on there, but that's not presented in a sexy way.

Plenty? Boning up for an exam, are we?

/If there's a way to present vaginal exams that isn't sexy, I don't want to know it


I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look.
 
2012-03-08 09:34:28 PM

Teufelaffe: Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.

Especially when you consider that most of the men who make that comment likely look less like men than the women they are insulting. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking about moobs.


Hey. I'm a bi woman and a woman with a six pack and nice muscular arms and legs can be hot, but the women in the video is just a bit too bulky for my liking.

I don't really like overly bulky guys either.

Plus, guys and girls that are way outside of the norm as far as muscle mass also tend to spend the majority of their time in the gym too, which is an additional feature that is pretty annoying.

A couple hrs in the gym per day is fine. But I've known some body builders and the six+ hrs that these people spend there is a bit much, especially if they work a normal job, which means they essentially have no free time and aren't much fun *shrug*. Ok for a fling if you're into that body type, but not great for a relationship unless you're also a body builder (which is probably the reason most of them seem to date other body builders).
 
2012-03-08 10:01:43 PM

evilboyevil: She can be natural and look like that.


It honestly depends on the woman. I can put on muscle like crazy if I start lifting. And my thighs were pretty big (not fat) when I road horses a lot. I could do some pretty impressive leg lifts for a small woman.
Genetics has a lot to do with it. I dunno why, but african-american chicks seem to put on muscle a lot easier than others for some reason. I've known a lot of black chicks that didn't really do much and were pretty toned and muscular. Look at Tina Turner, who always claimed she didn't specifically work out, yet she always looked muscular. Seems to be true of the guys too, because I knew quite a few black and white guys that worked out together doing about the same type and amount of exercises, but in general the white guys weren't as big and defined. Of course it does also help as far as the look of muscle definition if you have darker skin, which is why body builders tan.

Some women just don't build much bulk without help though. The use of drugs is pretty prevalent in body building, so there is a good chance she is not building muscle like that naturally, but she's not big enough to assume she HAS to be. A woman with the right genetics could easily get that big by properly targetting muscle groups, eating enough calories, fat and protein, and lifting enough weight. The woman in the video still looks pretty feminine though, so I'd suggest that if she is using hormones, it's not much. She also still has a feminine voice, which is not true of the women that are obviously using something.
 
2012-03-09 12:47:38 AM
Brazillian late night shows? How many is that?
 
2012-03-09 12:53:52 AM

Ihaveanevilparrot: Hey. I'm a bi woman and a woman with a six pack and nice muscular arms and legs can be hot, but the women in the video is just a bit too bulky for my liking.

I don't really like overly bulky guys either.


Ah, but you appear to just not like the overly muscled look, rather than saying "I don't like it because she looks like a man." It's just been my experience that most of the guys who say a muscular woman "looks like a man" look an awful lot the Pilsbury Dough Boy themselves.
 
2012-03-09 09:50:43 AM

Standard Deviant: If you are a guy and you like that, you should just give guys a try. What's the worst that can happen?


UPIA?
 
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