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(YouTube)   Brazilian late-night shows are a far sight better than their American counterparts: Exhibit A   (youtube.com) divider line 106
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2012-03-07 05:05:29 PM  
She's pretty cute. I'm withholding final judgement until I know how big her penis is.
 
2012-03-07 05:11:40 PM  
But they speak farking Portuguese which sounds like someone trying to speak Spanish while vomiting at the same time.
 
2012-03-07 05:38:24 PM  

Ed Finnerty: She's pretty cute. I'm withholding final judgement until I know how big her penis is.


I believe the correct nomenclature is "clenis".
 
2012-03-07 05:44:24 PM  
I would allow her to participate in the best 30 seconds of my life.

/I doubt I could even bench press her clit
 
2012-03-07 05:49:20 PM  
I thought she was my dream girl until she disrobed, not cool.
 
2012-03-07 05:57:10 PM  
Boyfriend looks like he could do murder live on tv.
 
2012-03-07 06:31:11 PM  
Looks like Danica Patrick
 
2012-03-07 06:33:19 PM  

unyon: Those thighs could crush you like a walnut


And her ass could stop a bullet.

Also I think I'm in love.
 
2012-03-07 06:42:29 PM  
I thought this would devolve into a "hot Brazilians thread".

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-03-07 06:53:54 PM  
She rooka rika man. I've seen Malaysian ladyboys that are more feminine.
 
2012-03-07 07:00:36 PM  
Ugh, this reminds me of when Craig Kilborn would bring all these models on his show and just chat them up for 10 minutes.
 
2012-03-07 07:18:22 PM  
I would do unspeakable things to her.
 
2012-03-07 07:27:17 PM  
The same guy, sometime in the 90s:
Link (new window)
 
2012-03-07 07:28:05 PM  
There ARE a lot of late night shows, but c'mon... a Brazilian?? There's not THAT many.
 
2012-03-07 07:51:42 PM  

sinanju: I'll take Kristen Bell and Alex the Intern on Ferguson's show over that any day...


Oh hell yes!

Teufelaffe: BenJammin: C'mon, the women on Letterman are out of this world!
Link

Yo-Landi Vi$$er gives me the weirdest boner.


Yeah, Yo-Landi is great.
 
2012-03-07 08:29:07 PM  
Jabba The Hut copying our shows...what a tool. And the girl was not ugly like most body builders, but only because she left her face alone. Probably didn't take any hormones or steroids like most seem to be doing.
 
2012-03-07 08:46:37 PM  
If my goal were to slowly become gay, I guess I could start with her.
 
2012-03-07 08:57:13 PM  
She's built a little too manly for my taste, but, just to be fair, she should have sex with me to see if I change my opinion.
 
2012-03-07 08:58:32 PM  
This was in the related videos on the side. I'll just leave this here.

NSFW-ish Link (new window)
 
2012-03-07 09:30:13 PM  

jimpoz: This was in the related videos on the side. I'll just leave this here.

NSFW-ish Link (new window)


Less than 200 hits? That video needs a lot more attention.
 
2012-03-07 09:35:45 PM  
Well, they certainly win on couch length.
 
2012-03-07 09:59:55 PM  
I just couldn't listen to any more of that Portuguese jibber-jabber waiting for some likely non-visible boobage.

/too much free Internet porn devalues any hoped-for surprise
 
2012-03-07 10:04:01 PM  
I farked a chick built like that once and my ass still hurts.
 
2012-03-07 10:04:41 PM  
That host...my god...he's like a cross between a teabagger and Rain Man.

/bodybuilder chicks do nothing at all for me
//nor does late night variety TV
 
2012-03-07 10:42:15 PM  
Okay.. the host's bag of skin under his chin was really disturbing me. But nothing bothers me more than female body-builders.. roid-rage chicks aren't attractive. I'll admit her butt wasn't bad though.
 
2012-03-07 10:51:20 PM  
That's the exact polar opposite of a butterface.
 
2012-03-07 11:39:47 PM  
I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.
 
2012-03-08 12:19:53 AM  

jimpoz: This was in the related videos on the side. I'll just leave this here.

NSFW-ish Link (new window)


Holy shiat your video linked to Cynthia Kereluk (^) videos.I forgot all about her. I used to fap to her in the morning before work. (This was back when I didn't have cable and pr0n was on VHS)

/time to break in the wife's new laptop
 
2012-03-08 12:20:47 AM  

Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.


Especially when you consider that most of the men who make that comment likely look less like men than the women they are insulting. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking about moobs.
 
2012-03-08 12:22:52 AM  

Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.


Some men like their women unable to fight back.
 
2012-03-08 12:28:31 AM  

Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.


It just isn't hot because it isn't natural. Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.
 
2012-03-08 12:31:25 AM  

Smagma: Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.

It just isn't hot because it isn't natural. Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.


[citation needed]
 
2012-03-08 12:42:10 AM  

Smagma: Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.

It just isn't hot because it isn't natural. Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.


www.goodplasticsurgery.com
Yeah, and that's not hot either, because it's not natural.

/this "natural" argument is grasping at straws
 
2012-03-08 12:53:56 AM  
If you are a guy and you like that, you should just give guys a try. What's the worst that can happen?
 
2012-03-08 12:57:42 AM  

Theaetetus: Smagma: Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.

It just isn't hot because it isn't natural. Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.

[www.goodplasticsurgery.com image 317x373]
Yeah, and that's not hot either, because it's not natural.

/this "natural" argument is grasping at straws


I knew someone would completely misconstrue what i said..
 
2012-03-08 12:59:34 AM  

Smagma: Theaetetus: Smagma: Lord Binky: I'm in the "hot" camp. I find the view that a woman with any muscle mass or tone "looks like a man" to be a patriarchal insult to women.

It just isn't hot because it isn't natural. Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.

[www.goodplasticsurgery.com image 317x373]
Yeah, and that's not hot either, because it's not natural.

/this "natural" argument is grasping at straws

I knew someone would completely misconstrue what i said..


You mean people might think you were serious instead of trolling?
 
2012-03-08 01:48:48 AM  
No subby.

HERE's why Brazil shows are better click on this picture so you can see her dancing. Seriously, this is the most epic ass ever:

secretsocietynyc.files.wordpress.com (new window)
 
2012-03-08 02:08:00 AM  

rocky_howard: No subby.

HERE's why Brazil shows are better click on this picture so you can see her dancing. Seriously, this is the most epic ass ever:

[secretsocietynyc.files.wordpress.com image 298x423] (new window)


Madre de Dios! Ese CULO indeed.
 
2012-03-08 03:46:21 AM  

Smagma: Okay.. the host's bag of skin under his chin was really disturbing me.


Glad to know I'm not the only one.
 
2012-03-08 04:49:35 AM  

rocky_howard: No subby.

HERE's why Brazil shows are better click on this picture so you can see her dancing. Seriously, this is the most epic ass ever:

(new window)


Yeah, but it's Brazil so there's 2:1 odds that a girl that hot has a penis.
 
2012-03-08 06:46:48 AM  
Don't all the women in Brazil have penises?
 
2012-03-08 06:58:00 AM  
I'd tap it. Then she'd crush me.
 
2012-03-08 06:59:33 AM  

abhorrent1: Don't all the women in Brazil have penises?


Five per hand.
 
2012-03-08 08:59:26 AM  
So...what's her name?
 
2012-03-08 10:22:31 AM  

Surly U. Jest: Man, Leno has really let himself go.


I couldnt understand a word of what the guy in the video was saying and he was still better and funnier than Leno
 
2012-03-08 10:37:44 AM  

Smagma: Women don't grow muscle like that unless they supplement with testosterone.


Translation: I really found her body to be attractive, and I'm afraid that means I'm gay, so I'm going to make something up about how building that physique requires the use of male hormones, then I'm going to have a very confused and guilty fap session.
 
2012-03-08 11:49:35 AM  

pinchpoint: Holy shiat your video linked to Cynthia Kereluk (^) videos.I forgot all about her. I used to fap to her in the morning before work. (This was back when I didn't have cable and pr0n was on VHS)


Gee, from being a raging hormonal teenager when her show used to air, that sounds all kinds of familiar. The lengths we went to before the internet. I do appreciate that it's far easier to pause a youtube link at the money shot than it was in the '80s, too. I love Cynthia. I'll have to toss one her way for old times sake.

rocky_howard: No subby.

HERE's why Brazil shows are better click on this picture so you can see her dancing. Seriously, this is the most epic ass ever:


Words cannot describe this. Well, maybe 'hypnotic' starts to. Thanks for the link.
 
2012-03-08 01:31:30 PM  
She can be natural and look like that. She's just doing weight-lifting with a focus on heavy weight, but has a relatively high body fat percentage (for a bodybuilder), which is why she doesn't look like one of those freaks from the last green light. She's probably exercised heavy for the past five years to look like that, and she has a thick body to begin with. Most women who lift don't get good results because they don't lift heavy enough, because they're afraid they'll look like a freak, which just isn't going to happen naturally.
 
2012-03-08 03:09:35 PM  

rocky_howard: No subby.

HERE's why Brazil shows are better click on this picture so you can see her dancing. Seriously, this is the most epic ass ever:

[secretsocietynyc.files.wordpress.com image 298x423] (new window)




Awesome.
 
2012-03-08 04:53:05 PM  

biscuits1978: So...what's her name?


Oh, nevermind. Eva Andressa Vieira.
 
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