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(Click On Detroit)   At least the guy who shot his daughter's laptop backed up her data first   (clickondetroit.com) divider line 17
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2012-03-07 03:52:41 PM  
6 votes:
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2012-03-07 03:41:51 PM  
6 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: For someone who only wanted to communicate via Facebook because he didn't want his words twisted, and someone who wanted to show his daughter that you it would be wrong to profit from this, he's totally bought into the AWing, fatass Kardashian-level and all.

Hopefully, he'll have his "Balloon Boy" moment. Soon.

Oh, screw it all. He'll have his own redneck hillbilly tech support show on Discovery. When's the next flight off this planet?


They should make it a kind of Redneck-Nanny 911, where parents of rebellious teens can write in asking for help and this guy can show up at their house and shoot up the kids' things until they comply.

/I'd watch it
//You would too
2012-03-07 03:40:58 PM  
5 votes:
Hey Maw...! Paw's done shot up the AmericaOnline ag'in!!!
2012-03-07 03:53:53 PM  
4 votes:

Fark Me Runnin: emersonbiggins: DNRTFA, but I think he just physically removed the drive before he shot the laptop all to hell. You guys that are thinking this guy is imaging hard drives in his spare time are precious.

Imaging hard drives is difficult??


30daysout.files.wordpress.com

Imag-ing all the hard driiives....
It's easy if you tryyyyy.....
2012-03-07 03:52:47 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-03-07 05:56:07 PM  
1 votes:

mod3072: H31N0US: ZydrateZombie: I was 10, btw.

Your Dad's a dick. Or was.

Life on the farm is different than growing up in the city. When I was 8 or 9, I accidentally ran over our dog with the pickup while taking the old man lunch in the field. It broke her back, but she was still very much alive. I got her off the road and went and told him. His response was "Well, the .22 is behind the seat. You ran over her, you take care of it.". I had to go back, get out the gun, put it between her eyes as she looked up at me with confused, pleading eyes, and pull the trigger. Then I loaded her body in the pickup and drove home. I also had to routinely "euthanize" baby pigs that weren't going to survive. That usually involved a hammer, and I'll spare you the details. I have many more, but the dog was probably the worst and definitely the hardest.

Mom didn't find out he actually made me shoot the dog until many years later. She was not at all impressed.


Wait, so you dad allowed an 8 year old to drive a pickup truck, and then when something predictable happened like you hitting something, he made you shoot it? Good god, you don't have a brother named Leatherface, do you?
2012-03-07 04:08:01 PM  
1 votes:
He exercised his rights and responsibilities as a parent. Good on him. I'm just not sure that I would have posted anything online about it. That was a little AWish of him.

But that's the sort of thing we debated when the video first broke. Now we should all be focusing our comments on what a disgusting fat cow she is.

The mom gets a pass. She's already got her man.
2012-03-07 03:59:05 PM  
1 votes:
Southerners must not be THAT stupid. Two of the largest banks in the world are located there, as well as nuclear facilities, spaceports, major tourist destinations, ports, infrastructure....Gosh it seems the North might have lost after all. Or anything north of the 35th parallel.
2012-03-07 03:46:46 PM  
1 votes:
He shoulda been shooting all the snacks in the house. Am I right farkers!

/crickets
2012-03-07 03:43:46 PM  
1 votes:
TODAY: Do you think this might deter any would-be suitors wanting to come home with your daughter?

I don't think that's what is going to deter them. Just sayin'
2012-03-07 03:43:30 PM  
1 votes:
Host randomly says "Hope you got some breakfast" to the fat girl.

Ha.
2012-03-07 03:43:05 PM  
1 votes:
If I were her dad, I would have made her destroy it herself
2012-03-07 03:40:01 PM  
1 votes:
Here we go again. Get your hissy fits ready, and GO!
2012-03-07 03:37:10 PM  
1 votes:
14:58.... 14:59....
2012-03-07 03:36:39 PM  
1 votes:
Well backing up her data just proves as much as a backwater rube he looks to be, he still has some tech savvy.

I still liked the swift hand of justice he served on his kid.

Would I have done it? No! ...I don't own a gun


/Probably would of ran over it with the car
//or submerge it in water
2012-03-07 02:37:31 PM  
1 votes:
For someone who only wanted to communicate via Facebook because he didn't want his words twisted, and someone who wanted to show his daughter that you it would be wrong to profit from this, he's totally bought into the AWing, fatass Kardashian-level and all.

Hopefully, he'll have his "Balloon Boy" moment. Soon.

Oh, screw it all. He'll have his own redneck hillbilly tech support show on Discovery. When's the next flight off this planet?
2012-03-07 02:20:24 PM  
1 votes:
Yes, that makes it much less threatening and controlling.
 
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