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2012-03-07 07:01:01 PM

OtherLittleGuy: For someone who only wanted to communicate via Facebook because he didn't want his words twisted, and someone who wanted to show his daughter that you it would be wrong to profit from this, he's totally bought into the AWing, fatass Kardashian-level and all.

Hopefully, he'll have his "Balloon Boy" moment. Soon.

Oh, screw it all. He'll have his own redneck hillbilly tech support show on Discovery. When's the next flight off this planet?

Know how I know you are a provincial bigot?
 
2012-03-07 07:01:11 PM

G-Rot: "I'd have wiped it and sold it

to someone in another city"



You meant to tell me you would not have discharged a firearm in a rural neighborhood where cars are rolling by less than a hundred yards downrange, but instead would have carried out a sensible solution that still would have appropriately demonstrated to the daughter that she was an idiot?

That my be very well and good, but that does NOT get you youtube fame and an interview on the Today Show.

Good day, sir!

I SAID GOOD DAY!


Considering the situation, he would had to have been using some magic bullets to cause an issue downrange.
 
2012-03-07 07:07:12 PM

Profedius: Not only does that fat cow need to do her chores the dad need to make her run laps around the house every night and pad lock the fridge. Since he is at it he should have his wife do the same. Hey fat people stop freaking eating and move around a bit. I am 6 foot 2 inches with a 33 inch waist and weigh 185 I eat twice sometimes once a day and I do not snack at all.


Gym in 26 minutes?
 
2012-03-07 07:13:08 PM

Mog32Kupo: Profedius: Not only does that fat cow need to do her chores the dad need to make her run laps around the house every night and pad lock the fridge. Since he is at it he should have his wife do the same. Hey fat people stop freaking eating and move around a bit. I am 6 foot 2 inches with a 33 inch waist and weigh 185 I eat twice sometimes once a day and I do not snack at all.

Gym in 26 minutes?


Not with that dietary strategy. Well, not unless he's trying to be a muscle-free string bean.
 
2012-03-07 07:13:11 PM
I say we should raise the money to buy the girl her own laptop, and then if her douchebag dad shoots that one, she can call the cops on his ass.
 
2012-03-07 07:18:54 PM

Profedius: Not only does that fat cow need to do her chores the dad need to make her run laps around the house every night and pad lock the fridge. Since he is at it he should have his wife do the same. Hey fat people stop freaking eating and move around a bit. I am 6 foot 2 inches with a 33 inch waist and weigh 185 I eat twice sometimes once a day and I do not snack at all.


Here. Let me introduce you to one of the most well-known biological facts in the realm of fitness: Body Type.

So congratulations Mr. Ectomorph. You have the genetic predisposition to be thin, and the conceit to think that everyone's experience should be identical to yours.
 
2012-03-07 07:24:24 PM

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: I say we should raise the money to buy the girl her own laptop, and then if her douchebag dad shoots that one, she can call the cops on his ass.


Yes, I'm sure he's just always shooting stuff. Hopefully he'd simply make a video of donating it for the lulz.
 
2012-03-07 07:27:44 PM
Firing a gun without ear or eye protection and all the rest, to hell with his parenting, what's he doing with a gun?
 
2012-03-07 07:40:32 PM

WhyteRaven74: Firing a gun without ear or eye protection and all the rest, to hell with his parenting, what's he doing with a gun?


He is wild and crazy! Every time I see a cop shooting someone I always see them put on their safety glasses and hearing protection no matter what. In fact, I think they always drag their perps to the shooting range before opening fire.
 
2012-03-07 07:44:53 PM
I'm just glad she wasn't in trouble for not feeding her dog.

"Darling daughter of mine, your dog and I are going to play some Fetch. Here, Buster, here ya go. Fetch this...BLAM BLA-BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM...Now, darling, you won't have another dog till college and if you do it's because you paid for your new dog."
 
2012-03-07 07:49:37 PM
Cool. He's still a childish white-trash hick.
 
2012-03-07 07:58:19 PM
To anyone still propping him up as a great father: I assure you that girl didn't magically become a spoiled brat overnight. Someone raised her that way.
 
2012-03-07 08:07:51 PM

cYn21: To anyone still propping him up as a great father: I assure you that girl didn't magically become a spoiled brat overnight. Someone raised her that way.


Hate to tell ya, but sometimes these things are more complex than you are insinuating. Peer influence and other factors can make quite an impact on child behavior.
 
2012-03-07 08:25:43 PM

vrax: cYn21: To anyone still propping him up as a great father: I assure you that girl didn't magically become a spoiled brat overnight. Someone raised her that way.

Hate to tell ya, but sometimes these things are more complex than you are insinuating. Peer influence and other factors can make quite an impact on child behavior.



Yes. I'm aware of that, but a child in a broken home with a new step-mother can also influence her behavior. My point is that he surely didn't just wake up that morning and realize his child was a spoiled brat. He's also only given his side of the story.

How did she get that laptop? Her clothes? Her iPad? Etc.? They didn't just fall out of the sky. Daddy bought them for her. Now he's suddenly Billy bad ass because she insulted him on Facebook?

His reaction was unwarranted and excessive. Was that video necessary? He claims in it that his daughter won't even see it, but he made sure it went online for everyone else to see. Was shooting that laptop necessary? Way to waste a machine worth a grand or so. His reaction showed more of his ego than his stellar parenting skills.

He's just as immature as his daughter apparently is.
 
2012-03-07 08:30:25 PM
Speaking of bad parenting, what ever happened to that judge and daughter drama
 
2012-03-07 08:36:28 PM
You have all heard this from me before but I will repost it.
I grew up in appalachia.
Well, life on the farm was kind of laid back, ain't nothing a country boy like me can't hack. Early to rise, and early in the sack. Thank god I'm a country boy. Well, I got a fine wife. She used to be my cousin. She got real fat, but she gives me lots of loving. She makes my dinner in the mackrowave oven. Thank god I'm a country boy.
 
2012-03-07 08:39:04 PM

vudukungfu: You have all heard this from me before but I will repost it.
I grew up in appalachia.
Well, life on the farm was kind of laid back, ain't nothing a country boy like me can't hack. Early to rise, and early in the sack. Thank god I'm a country boy. Well, I got a fine wife. She used to be my cousin. She got real fat, but she gives me lots of loving. She makes my dinner in the mackrowave oven. Thank god I'm a country boy.


She never stopped being your cousin.
 
2012-03-07 08:51:36 PM

Aamelrons: Speaking of bad parenting, what ever happened to that judge and daughter drama


UPDATE: Turns out, the whipping happened about seven years ago, she was 16 at the time. But when she turned 23, he took away her Mercedes and cut off her allowance, at which point she posted the video.

Cut off your allowance? At 23? Really. . . . . . . . .
 
2012-03-07 08:52:40 PM

redmid17: She never stopped being your cousin.


So why does she call me "daddy" in bed?
 
2012-03-07 08:53:59 PM
"Considering the situation, he would had to have been using some magic bullets to cause an issue downrange."


Yeah...magic bullets... or a decent sized stone near the surface of the soil.
 
2012-03-07 08:54:21 PM

cYn21: vrax: cYn21: To anyone still propping him up as a great father: I assure you that girl didn't magically become a spoiled brat overnight. Someone raised her that way.

Hate to tell ya, but sometimes these things are more complex than you are insinuating. Peer influence and other factors can make quite an impact on child behavior.


Yes. I'm aware of that, but a child in a broken home with a new step-mother can also influence her behavior. My point is that he surely didn't just wake up that morning and realize his child was a spoiled brat. He's also only given his side of the story.

How did she get that laptop? Her clothes? Her iPad? Etc.? They didn't just fall out of the sky. Daddy bought them for her. Now he's suddenly Billy bad ass because she insulted him on Facebook?

His reaction was unwarranted and excessive. Was that video necessary? He claims in it that his daughter won't even see it, but he made sure it went online for everyone else to see. Was shooting that laptop necessary? Way to waste a machine worth a grand or so. His reaction showed more of his ego than his stellar parenting skills.

He's just as immature as his daughter apparently is.


A whole family of shameless codependent little drama queens. Never seen that before.
 
2012-03-07 08:56:12 PM

vudukungfu: redmid17: She never stopped being your cousin.

So why does she call me "daddy" in bed?


Same reason your sister does.
 
2012-03-07 09:00:24 PM

redmid17: Same reason your sister does.


No. Mu uncle made her call him that.
 
2012-03-07 09:07:31 PM

olddinosaur: Aamelrons: Speaking of bad parenting, what ever happened to that judge and daughter drama

UPDATE: Turns out, the whipping happened about seven years ago, she was 16 at the time. But when she turned 23, he took away her Mercedes and cut off her allowance, at which point she posted the video.

Cut off your allowance? At 23? Really. . . . . . . . .


I knew rha much, but I mean does the judge still have his job, who has custody of the younge daughter?
 
2012-03-07 09:09:55 PM

vudukungfu: redmid17: Same reason your sister does.

No. Mu uncle made her call him that.


You're your own godpa
 
2012-03-07 09:23:24 PM

vrax: Well, your life experience speaks volumes as to the reason why you happen to interpret this father's actions as being a show of aggression or toughness, when they really weren't.


No, I see it as a show of idiocy. Posturing, nothing more.
 
2012-03-07 09:38:35 PM

ltdanman44: If I were her dad, I would have made her destroy it herself


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I also like the idea of selling the misbehaving kid's shiat on ebay.
 
2012-03-07 09:39:45 PM

redmid17: You're your own godpa


That's what your mom said last night.
 
2012-03-07 09:41:30 PM

vudukungfu: redmid17: You're your own godpa

That's what your mom said last night.


You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
 
2012-03-07 10:04:41 PM
I like this continued "he's some dumb hick" mentality some of you morons seem to have.

Duke might suck, but its where Ted Kennedy came for cancer treatment.

North Carolina, which is where this guy is from, has the third largest biotech industry in the country, in addition to having the Research Triangle Park.

I know it hurts your bigoted little feelings that you have to find out that your misconceptions about "the south" are even stupider than the than the imaginary "idiots" you think live down here, but you're going to get over that one day when you grow up.
 
2012-03-07 10:07:19 PM

randomjsa: I like this continued "he's some dumb hick" mentality some of you morons seem to have.

Duke might suck, but its where Ted Kennedy came for cancer treatment.

North Carolina, which is where this guy is from, has the third largest biotech industry in the country, in addition to having the Research Triangle Park.

I know it hurts your bigoted little feelings that you have to find out that your misconceptions about "the south" are even stupider than the than the imaginary "idiots" you think live down here, but you're going to get over that one day when you grow up.


Ah, hell. When I grows up I'm gonna marry mah sister and fill my neck of the woods with three-eyed babies.
 
2012-03-07 10:07:37 PM

randomjsa: I like this continued "he's some dumb hick" mentality some of you morons seem to have.

Duke might suck, but its where Ted Kennedy came for cancer treatment.

North Carolina, which is where this guy is from, has the third largest biotech industry in the country, in addition to having the Research Triangle Park.

I know it hurts your bigoted little feelings that you have to find out that your misconceptions about "the south" are even stupider than the than the imaginary "idiots" you think live down here, but you're going to get over that one day when you grow up.


Dumb hicks are not restricted in geography to the south
 
2012-03-07 10:28:21 PM
Does anyone still think this guy is anything other than an attention whore?
 
2012-03-07 11:28:46 PM

Mikey1969: vrax: Well, your life experience speaks volumes as to the reason why you happen to interpret this father's actions as being a show of aggression or toughness, when they really weren't.

No, I see it as a show of idiocy. Posturing, nothing more.


Well, you see, when you are shooting something, good posture helps the aim. So, yeah, he was posturing.
 
2012-03-08 08:55:53 AM
Yes, he used Carbinite.
 
2012-03-08 10:31:36 AM

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: Profedius: Not only does that fat cow need to do her chores the dad need to make her run laps around the house every night and pad lock the fridge. Since he is at it he should have his wife do the same. Hey fat people stop freaking eating and move around a bit. I am 6 foot 2 inches with a 33 inch waist and weigh 185 I eat twice sometimes once a day and I do not snack at all.

Here. Let me introduce you to one of the most well-known biological facts in the realm of fitness: Body Type.

So congratulations Mr. Ectomorph. You have the genetic predisposition to be thin, and the conceit to think that everyone's experience should be identical to yours.


Excuses that is all it is. I can't be thin because my genes say so as they shove 16 cheese burgers in their mouths.
 
2012-03-09 10:00:40 AM

Aeon Rising: OtherLittleGuy: For someone who only wanted to communicate via Facebook because he didn't want his words twisted, and someone who wanted to show his daughter that you it would be wrong to profit from this, he's totally bought into the AWing, fatass Kardashian-level and all.

Hopefully, he'll have his "Balloon Boy" moment. Soon.

Oh, screw it all. He'll have his own redneck hillbilly tech support show on Discovery. When's the next flight off this planet?
Know how I know you are a provincial bigot?


You're jealous because you won't get a show on Discovery Networks?
 
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