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(The Sun)   24-year-old hottie suffers from sexsomnia: "It's turned me into a sleeping sex addict but in the morning I can't remember a thing" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 215
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2012-03-06 11:07:06 PM
In Ireland we call that a drunk.
 
2012-03-06 11:10:35 PM
What's my disease Kiff?
 
2012-03-06 11:12:27 PM
Seems totally legit.
 
2012-03-06 11:21:00 PM
And this is a problem?
 
2012-03-06 11:22:58 PM
They may pleasure themselves or engage in sex with their partner, which can be enthusiastic or even frenzied.

I'm calling bullshiat here..

She can't be British.

By law, British sex can only take place whilst the participants are engaged in deep discussion about actuarial tables. It's over after three thrusts by the male participant. No grimacing, squinted eyes, curled toes, heavy breathing, or any emotion similar to a successful complete bowel movement are allowed by either party.
 
2012-03-06 11:30:02 PM

markie_farkie: They may pleasure themselves or engage in sex with their partner, which can be enthusiastic or even frenzied.

I'm calling bullshiat here..

She can't be British.

By law, British sex can only take place whilst the participants are engaged in deep discussion about actuarial tables. It's over after three thrusts by the male participant. No grimacing, squinted eyes, curled toes, heavy breathing, or any emotion similar to a successful complete bowel movement are allowed by either party.


Don't confuse "British" with "English".
 
2012-03-06 11:30:48 PM

markie_farkie: They may pleasure themselves or engage in sex with their partner, which can be enthusiastic or even frenzied.

I'm calling bullshiat here..

She can't be British.

By law, British sex can only take place whilst the participants are engaged in deep discussion about actuarial tables. It's over after three thrusts by the male participant. No grimacing, squinted eyes, curled toes, heavy breathing, or any emotion similar to a successful complete bowel movement are allowed by either party.


Because they're thinking of England.
 
2012-03-06 11:33:29 PM
That is got to suck, not the having lots of sex part but not remembering it.

Men, what if it were you? Getting laid every night but waking up not remembering any of it? That would pretty much ruin your life.
 
2012-03-06 11:37:40 PM
She's 24 now but how old was she when that first picture was taken?
 
2012-03-06 11:42:46 PM
Is it me, or does her neck go all the way to her nose?

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-03-06 11:43:06 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-06 11:43:57 PM

texdent: [img.photobucket.com image 300x225]


Heh, "sexlexia" ...
 
2012-03-06 11:44:05 PM
rufie on the hoof
 
2012-03-06 11:57:02 PM
Shouldn't that tag read STIFFY, amirite?
 
2012-03-06 11:59:31 PM
FTFA: Sexsomnic behaviour rarely happens every night and is more likely during periods of...celibacy.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-07 12:01:21 AM

Ambivalence: Men, what if it were you? Getting laid every night but waking up not remembering any of it? That would pretty much ruin your life.


As long as I was getting laid regularly outside of that, I probably would be fine with it. Keeping the balls empty is fine with me. Fewer needs to fap.
 
2012-03-07 12:30:47 AM

Somacandra: Fewer needs to fap.


Yeah, about that...

*fap*
 
2012-03-07 12:41:53 AM
Does she go to Georgetown?
 
2012-03-07 01:48:20 AM
I had a girlfriend that I went out with for 3-4 months. Then we "broke up" but still continued to hang out and usually by the end of the night we were having sex. I was in love with this girl.

One day she tried to claim we had only had sex 4-5 times.
 
2012-03-07 02:02:02 AM

Ambivalence: That is got to suck, not the having lots of sex part but not remembering it.

Men, what if it were you? Getting laid every night but waking up not remembering any of it? That would pretty much ruin your life.


Not for the guy...

"Geez honey, we haven't had sex in ages!"
"I can fix that!"

...next night...

"Geez honey, we haven't had sex in ages!"
"I can fix that!"

...next night...

"Geez honey, we haven't had sex in ages!"
"I can fix that!"

...next night...

"Geez honey, we haven't had sex in ages!"
"I can fix that!"

...next night...

"Geez honey, we haven't had sex in ages!"
"I can fix that!"

...next night...

"Geez honey, we haven't had sex in ages!"
"I can fix that!"

...next night...

"Geez honey, we haven't had sex in ages!"
"I can fix that!"

...next night...
 
2012-03-07 02:32:43 AM
Yeah, I won't deny that I'd do her, but Subby must be British if that's considered a "hottie" is his world.
 
2012-03-07 02:34:29 AM
Speaking as a man, I can honestly say that my relationships would benefit greatly from being with a woman who doesn't remember the sex.
 
2012-03-07 05:42:45 AM

doglover: What's my disease Kiff?


"Ughhh... Sexlexia"
 
2012-03-07 06:54:17 AM
This sounds like the greatest sleep disorder ever. She'd do the really dirty and nasty things she probably wouldn't do while awake (though I wonder if spanking her would wake her up). Guys couldn't handle this? Really?
 
2012-03-07 07:02:47 AM
Maybe this is due to her dating such squares?
 
2012-03-07 07:03:29 AM

slayer199: This sounds like the greatest sleep disorder ever. She'd do the really dirty and nasty things she probably wouldn't do while awake (though I wonder if spanking her would wake her up). Guys couldn't handle this? Really?


Fear of rape charges since they had sex with her while she was sleeping and therefore could not consent to the act.
 
2012-03-07 07:03:33 AM

slayer199: This sounds like the greatest sleep disorder ever. She'd do the really dirty and nasty things she probably wouldn't do while awake (though I wonder if spanking her would wake her up). Guys couldn't handle this? Really?


"but honey you totally liked the anal last night!"
 
2012-03-07 07:03:53 AM
In my day, we called this roofies.
 
2012-03-07 07:04:29 AM

abhorrent1: slayer199: This sounds like the greatest sleep disorder ever. She'd do the really dirty and nasty things she probably wouldn't do while awake (though I wonder if spanking her would wake her up). Guys couldn't handle this? Really?

"but honey you totally liked the anal last night!"


"...and the A to M move at the end!"
 
2012-03-07 07:05:49 AM

feckingmorons: In Ireland we call that a drunk.


That pic of her drinking a pitcher of booze isn't helping her case.
 
2012-03-07 07:08:18 AM
In my day, we'd call her a liar.
 
2012-03-07 07:12:02 AM

Cyberluddite: Yeah, I won't deny that I'd do her, but Subby must be British if that's considered a "hottie" is his world.


My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-03-07 07:13:57 AM
Heh, what type of boyfriend would leave her over a thing like that? Shaking your confidence? You could get blitzed, two-minute drill her, and then go on and on about how awesome the sex was the night before, where you lasted like a porn star and she loved every minute of it.
 
2012-03-07 07:15:30 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: Heh, what type of boyfriend would leave her over a thing like that? Shaking your confidence? You could get blitzed, two-minute drill her, and then go on and on about how awesome the sex was the night before, where you lasted like a porn star and she loved every minute of it.


Maybe she says or does some really freaky things that disturb them.
 
2012-03-07 07:15:34 AM

Ambivalence: That is got to suck, not the having lots of sex part but not remembering it.

Men, what if it were you? Getting laid every night but waking up not remembering any of it? That would pretty much ruin your life.


Sucks for the boyfriends too.

Having sex with a sleeping woman is, strictly speaking, rape. She can't give consent if she's not awake.

If prosecutors were feeling malicious, I imagine that that the ex-boyfriends could be brought up on rape charges.
 
2012-03-07 07:16:51 AM
Hottie?

Standards, get some.
 
2012-03-07 07:17:04 AM
Ambien used to have that effect on my ex.
 
2012-03-07 07:17:54 AM

Cybernetic: Ambien used to have that effect on my ex.


this!
 
2012-03-07 07:19:12 AM

gozar_the_destroyer: Fear of rape charges since they had sex with her while she was sleeping and therefore could not consent to the act.


Indeed.

In English law woman asleep = presumption that she has not consented to sex and it is therefore rape.

However, this presumption is rebuttable. In this case I'd say that this woman, by going public with her condition, has made it extremely difficult for herself to claim rape in any situation where she gets into bed with a man and falls asleep (providing no violence is involved). Any competent defence lawyer will find this article and put it before the court.

Wonder if she really thought through "going public" on this.....
 
2012-03-07 07:21:01 AM

Doc Daneeka: Having sex with a sleeping woman is, strictly speaking, rape. She can't give consent if she's not awake.


See my post on consent - in English law it's a rebuttable presumption, and I'd say she's just given an interview that provides fairly weighty evidence to rebut the presumption that she didn't consent.
 
2012-03-07 07:21:53 AM
How YOU doin.....

//done in 40
 
2012-03-07 07:22:55 AM
Slumber party!!!
 
2012-03-07 07:24:26 AM
I don't know whether she should do anything about her medical condition, but her choice of mates really ought to do something about their complexions.

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-03-07 07:24:46 AM

Ambivalence: Men, what if it were you? Getting laid every night but waking up not remembering any of it? That would pretty much ruin your life.


During times of stress my boyfriend does this. I wake up in the middle of the night with him on top of me and he's in a in totally zoned out, zombie sort of place. He usually wakes up by the time he climaxes but he's pretty embarrassed and apologetic that he woke me up that way. I have no problem with it myself but he does express frustration for not remembering it.

Especially because his foreplay technique is better than when he's conscious. WTF is that all about?
 
2012-03-07 07:24:58 AM
i dunno, middle of the night sex can be great.

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2012-03-07 07:25:23 AM

Doc Daneeka: Ambivalence: That is got to suck, not the having lots of sex part but not remembering it.

Men, what if it were you? Getting laid every night but waking up not remembering any of it? That would pretty much ruin your life.

Sucks for the boyfriends too.

Having sex with a sleeping woman is, strictly speaking, rape. She can't give consent if she's not awake.

If prosecutors were feeling malicious, I imagine that that the ex-boyfriends could be brought up on rape charges.


Not if shes enthusiastically encouraging it. Its like sleepwalking, part of their brain knows iys happening and wants it. They just have no memory the next day. And its a real condition.
 
2012-03-07 07:27:02 AM

Thunderpipes: Hottie?

Standards, get some.


gotta get to the gym in 26 minutes? or are her knees too sharp?

/you'd hit it.
//she wouldn't tell her friends.
 
2012-03-07 07:27:15 AM
Uhhh...

Step 1) Get a night vision camera and install it in the bedroom.
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Profit!

It's not that hard, folks!
 
2012-03-07 07:29:56 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: Heh, what type of boyfriend would leave her over a thing like that? Shaking your confidence? You could get blitzed, two-minute drill her, and then go on and on about how awesome the sex was the night before, where you lasted like a porn star and she loved every minute of it.


Its creepy. Its like having sex with a different person in the same body. A wild person who wants to have crazy sex and is initiating it.I can see how it would bother some guys who may feel like its not the same person.
 
2012-03-07 07:30:42 AM

feckingmorons: In Ireland we call that a drunk.


This

child_god: In my day, we'd call her a liar.


And this
 
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