God Is My Co-Pirate: Jamdug!: Whores.

Go home, Rush.

Now now, let's hear the man out shall we?

God Is My Co-Pirate: Jamdug!: Whores.

Go home, Rush.

That'd be sluts.

/And at $1000 a year, I kinda think she was.

reveal101: God Is My Co-Pirate: Jamdug!: Whores.

Go home, Rush.

Now now, let's hear the man out shall we?

Nobody asked you, slut.

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Jamdug!: Whores.

Go home, Rush

And like Rush, he's right

5 across the eyes will improve thier morale.

I think they make our lives miserable on purpose. I think that all of those excercise classes are just brainstorming sessions.

/ ITZ A CONSPRICY
// straightens tin foil hat

This just in, women don't care how men feel they only care about their own feelings. More at 11:00

iheartscotch: I think they make our lives miserable on purpose. I think that all of those excercise classes are just brainstorming sessions.

/ ITZ A CONSPRICY
// straightens tin foil hat

Remember, if you use a, uh, rubber cap, it's easier to ditch and run when the time comes.

FTFA - "It could be that for women, seeing that their male partner is upset reflects some degree of the man's investment and emotional engagement in the relationship, even during difficult times. This is consistent with what is known about the dissatisfaction women often experience when their male partner becomes emotionally withdrawn and disengaged in response to conflict,"

Men respond to constant negative thing in their life by moving to care about it less and therefore reducing its impact on them and their mental state. What a shocker. We don't wallow in problems, we solve them or find a way to live with them.

I love women and I love being around women, but I may have been single too long - I do not miss the constant evaluation of the state of the relationship, nor the pointless wallowing in minor negatives.



Also from TFA - "Men like to know when their wife or girlfriend is happy while women really want the man in their life to know when they are upset,"

Doesn't this point to women being rather self centred, where men are concerned about their partner's state of mind, women are only concerned their partner understands their own?

Woohoo, misogyny thread!!

But yeah, women are miserable biatches even when they're not trying to be. And god help us all when they are....

Do the laundry and quit your biatching. If you feed and depoop the cats, perhaps you shall be allowed to service the MIGHTY Vagina tonight.

Beer is good.

The US has about 312 million people.
The number of couples used in the study was 156, or 312 people.
So, the findings of this research is based on a sample study of about one millionth of the population.
That's 0.000001%

Forgive me Dr. PhD of Harvard Medical School if I don't take your research findings too seriously.

soze: Do the laundry and quit your biatching. If you feed and depoop the cats, perhaps you shall be allowed to service the MIGHTY Vagina tonight.

I think you mean depoop the litter box. Depooping the cats sounds like you're chasing them down with a vacuum hose attachment.

Ryker's Peninsula: The US has about 312 million people.
The number of couples used in the study was 156, or 312 people.
So, the findings of this research is based on a sample study of about one millionth of the population.
That's 0.000001%

Forgive me Dr. PhD of Harvard Medical School if I don't take your research findings too seriously.

Someone fell asleep in freshman Statistics.

Each participant was asked to describe an incident with his or her partner over the past couple of months that was particularly frustrating, disappointing or upsetting.

Maybe that's the problem with the relationship, that they actually had something particularly frustrating, disappointing, or upsetting in the past couple of months. I would have to think really hard about it and go back years to even think of anything that would fulfill this criteria. Unless they mean minor bickering that lasts a few minutes and then is forgotten. Then again, maybe I just get over things really easily and don't dwell on dumb shiat.

I will say I have known women who dwell on things and make everyone around them miserable over-analyzing every action, word, thought, etc. looking for the negative angle. It's certainly not all women though, at least not to that degree. Those are the ones that you generally just back away from and move on with your life. They'll continue to go through life thinking that everyone else is out to get them and is the problem wondering why they're still single.

GranoblasticMan: soze: Do the laundry and quit your biatching. If you feed and depoop the cats, perhaps you shall be allowed to service the MIGHTY Vagina tonight.

I think you mean depoop the litter box. Depooping the cats sounds like you're chasing them down with a vacuum hose attachment.

HE SAID WHAT HE MEANT!

GranoblasticMan: soze: Do the laundry and quit your biatching. If you feed and depoop the cats, perhaps you shall be allowed to service the MIGHTY Vagina tonight.

I think you mean depoop the litter box. Depooping the cats sounds like you're chasing them down with a vacuum hose attachment.

Just the running vacuum works too... scares the shiat outta em.

I remember when my ex did everything she could to cause my trouble after I left her and the fight for the custody of the kids was going on.

She delighted in it, absolutely loved it...

She even admitted that she'd use the kids to get back at me and didn't care about the consequences.

Well.. she lost the kids, is still on welfare, medicated, no life, aline, while I rebuilt my life, managed to keep my career going and get a decent position, gained full and complete custody of the kids, met a great woman and married her, got a house, cars, friends, etc.

She still calls once in a blue moon, starting with the usual "calling to see how the kids are", but always go back to the usual crap and "remembering" the old days, bla bla bla... which makes me feel nauseous and no matter how much I tell her to just go and do something, rebuild her life, something, anything productive... she never does.

So all that nastiness didn't get her much after all.

aline = alone

and people are selfish whores

imfallen_angel: I remember when my ex did everything she could to cause my trouble after I left her and the fight for the custody of the kids was going on.

She delighted in it, absolutely loved it...

She even admitted that she'd use the kids to get back at me and didn't care about the consequences.

Well.. she lost the kids, is still on welfare, medicated, no life, aline, while I rebuilt my life, managed to keep my career going and get a decent position, gained full and complete custody of the kids, met a great woman and married her, got a house, cars, friends, etc.

She still calls once in a blue moon, starting with the usual "calling to see how the kids are", but always go back to the usual crap and "remembering" the old days, bla bla bla... which makes me feel nauseous and no matter how much I tell her to just go and do something, rebuild her life, something, anything productive... she never does.

So all that nastiness didn't get her much after all.

Know the feeling, going through the first stages of that right now myself.

GranoblasticMan: soze: Do the laundry and quit your biatching. If you feed and depoop the cats, perhaps you shall be allowed to service the MIGHTY Vagina tonight.

I think you mean depoop the litter box. Depooping the cats sounds like you're chasing them down with a vacuum hose attachment.

Doesn't matter to me as long as they don't crap anywhere unexpected.

We have one of those automatic litter boxes. It works great, but the last time I cleaned it I ended up dumping cat poop all over myself. It is, apparently, men's work.

/emptying the dishwasher is women's work or else all the things are misplaced.

Hey now. Let's not tar all women with the same brush. I won't be happy until everyone is as miserable as I am.

I thought every miserable sumbiatch around felt better when everyone other jerk out there is as miserable as them... thus the popularity of schadenfreude and Jackass.

Who would have thought?! I mean...people are actually happier with someone who tries to understand them?! OUTRAGEOUS I SAY!!!!

In reality, both men AND women are happier when they are with a partner who doesnt just ignore their feelings and/or opinons. This is nothing new.

I have emptied the autopoop, rotated the laundry and service the woman tonight.

Anything else I should be doing tonight?

Oh another one of these fark misogyny threads to remind me why I've had it up the here with men.

soze: Do the laundry and quit your biatching. If you feed and depoop the cats, perhaps you shall be allowed to service the MIGHTY Vagina tonight.

Is that how it is for you? For me, as long as I service the vagina (well, mind you) she'll let me do the chores.

Women are happier when men are as miserable as they are

Gothnet:

Also from TFA - "Men like to know when their wife or girlfriend is happy while women really want the man in their life to know when they are upset,"

Doesn't this point to women being rather self centred, where men are concerned about their partner's state of mind, women are only concerned their partner understands their own?

Are you high?

FirstNationalBastard: soze:

/emptying the dishwasher is women's work or else all the things are misplaced.

Well, of course emptying the dishwasher is a woman's work... what is a man supposed to do, chase her around with a vacuum hose attachment?

And he wonders why I tossed the vacuum cleaner in favor of a Roomba.

Roomba repairman, at your service.

Updated article from the 1% Journal, which means it can't be disputed unless you're a Communist:
Couples Therapy for One (new window in the Wall Street Urinal)

So it is her fault (but that's just Rupert Murdoch speaking).

"I don't pay to sleep with women, I pay them to leave when I'm done!" - Charlie Sheen

/FTW

GranoblasticMan: Ryker's Peninsula: The US has about 312 million people.
The number of couples used in the study was 156, or 312 people.
So, the findings of this research is based on a sample study of about one millionth of the population.
That's 0.000001%

Forgive me Dr. PhD of Harvard Medical School if I don't take your research findings too seriously.

Someone fell asleep in freshman Statistics.

Glad you got it covered.

So wait, they're suggesting couples need to communicate???

soze: /emptying the dishwasher is women's work or else all the things are misplaced.

I've become used to finding things in the most random places. She'll start cooking, then do the dishes, and in the rush to clear the rack throws things in whatever open spot is nearest, or does it right after coming home, still in hyperefficient stocking mode. Then I get home and find a funnel and measuring cup in with the pint & wine glasses. =D

Fark Me To Tears: Women are happier when men are as miserable as they are

My first wife would laugh at that headline (and not argue with it).
My second wife would say it's ridiculous (and I would be required to accept that).
My third wife -- well -- she would be the picture if that headline was the caption.

Besides the wife/girlfriend relationships, this headline can also apply to mothers, sisters, and aunts.

/now you all understand why I'm such a carefree, happy kind of guy

Sometimes, you just have to accept that you're no good at the game, and it's time to find another.

/How's husband #1 doing?

flyinghouse99: Oh another one of these fark misogyny threads to remind me why I've had it up the here with men.

That time of the month again? And again? And again? Ad infinitum....