FARK.com: (6980055) Problem: Rush Limbaugh has hours of ad time available after calling Sandra Fluke a slut and prostitute. Solution: websites that help people become sluts and prostitutes buy up available ad time

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		Problem: Rush Limbaugh has hours of ad time available after calling Sandra Fluke a slut and prostitute. Solution: websites that help people become sluts and prostitutes buy up available ad time (theatlanticwire.com)		199
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Captain Steroid		2012-03-06 03:47:48 PM

No "Ironic" tag?

James!		2012-03-06 03:52:55 PM

Oh, that is good. I hope his commercial breaks get clogged with ads for dildo's and porn.

dudemanbro		2012-03-06 03:56:43 PM

He should have commercials for Preparation H, or those Tuck's medicated pads.

cameroncrazy1984		2012-03-06 04:01:40 PM

That is amazing.

ecmoRandomNumbers		2012-03-06 04:04:09 PM

"This portion of The Rush Limbaugh show is brought to you by Pfizer and the Ministry of Tourism of the Dominican Republic. The Dominican Republic has it all.™"

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-06 04:21:50 PM

Funny thing about conservatives; they seem to hate sluts but love attention whores

scottydoesntknow		2012-03-06 04:24:44 PM

I REALLY hope Trojan buys some ad time and makes him wear one of those blow-back wigs while he's on the air.

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make me some tea		2012-03-06 04:40:40 PM

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Weaver95		2012-03-06 04:44:30 PM

Limbaugh's lost 28 advertisers at last count....and that might continue through the week.

he's lost a ton of financial support.

markie_farkie		2012-03-06 04:46:51 PM

Weaver95: Limbaugh's lost 28 advertisers at last count.

Is there a link with running totals you're tracking??

ignatius_crumbcake		2012-03-06 04:50:21 PM

To: SeekAndFind

AFL-CIO has many jobless members which they can employ on short notice in phone banks across the country to hammer issues. They used this tool to pressure Congress on ObamaCare and apparently to go after Glen Beck's advertisers.

42 posted on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 3:53:47 PM by Brad from Tennessee (A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
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This is what conservatives actually believe.

Kimothy		2012-03-06 04:50:45 PM

Okay, now that is awesome. Now all he needs are some lube commercials, like those K-Y jelly ones.

internutthead		2012-03-06 04:51:33 PM

I'm sorry - but that is just f'n beautiful.

Endrick		2012-03-06 04:54:27 PM

make me some tea: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Let me add to that:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Weaver95		2012-03-06 04:55:25 PM

markie_farkie: Weaver95: Limbaugh's lost 28 advertisers at last count.

Is there a link with running totals you're tracking??

i've just been using googl-fu to locate updated tallies on what he's lost.

Ed Finnerty		2012-03-06 05:06:37 PM

Sometimes karma is a slow-moving steamroller.

simplicimus		2012-03-06 05:14:17 PM

internutthead: I'm sorry - but that is just f'n beautiful.

The symmetry is beautiful. Some Viagra adds and travel agencies would complete it.

qorkfiend		2012-03-06 05:18:50 PM

Ed Finnerty: Sometimes karma is a slow-moving steamroller.

It's no fun if you don't get to watch.

Benni K Rok		2012-03-06 05:19:10 PM

I've never seen a troll get countertolled in such a lulzy way before.

Bf+		2012-03-06 05:20:03 PM

Weaver95: Limbaugh's lost 28 advertisers at last count....and that might continue through the week.

he's lost a ton of financial support.

33 and counting...

DarwiOdrade		2012-03-06 05:20:21 PM

So, websites that help women, amirite conservatives?

SixPaperJoint		2012-03-06 05:21:11 PM

Weaver95		2012-03-06 05:25:49 PM

Bf+: Weaver95: Limbaugh's lost 28 advertisers at last count....and that might continue through the week.

he's lost a ton of financial support.

33 and counting...

that's expensive as hell. I hope Rush really enjoyed his three days of calling Sandra Fluke a slut 'cause that's costing him a metric ass load of cash.

Flappyhead		2012-03-06 05:26:49 PM

Ed Finnerty: Sometimes karma is a slow-moving steamroller with vendors handing out free beer and popcorn while the Swedish bikini teams does topless flips on a trampoline.

This has been so much fun it should be illegal.

Kome		2012-03-06 05:31:40 PM

Weaver95: Bf+: Weaver95: Limbaugh's lost 28 advertisers at last count....and that might continue through the week.

he's lost a ton of financial support.

33 and counting...

that's expensive as hell. I hope Rush really enjoyed his three days of calling Sandra Fluke a slut 'cause that's costing him a metric ass load of cash.

I hope he didn't. I hope he just figured it was another day at the office and he was indifferent to the whole thing as he was saying it.

Nuff Said McFarky		2012-03-06 05:33:10 PM

/Hot like wearing a dress made of meat

Hueg_Redd		2012-03-06 05:34:02 PM

/hot - like Limbaugh's burning pants

ilikestuff		2012-03-06 05:34:56 PM

Loving this. Amazing how many of the companies claimed to not be aware that their ads ran on his show in the first place. Plausible or implausible deniability?

Weaver95		2012-03-06 05:35:54 PM

Kome: I hope he didn't. I hope he just figured it was another day at the office and he was indifferent to the whole thing as he was saying it.

I think Rush's plan is to just downplay this as much as possible, then kinda/sorta suggest its all a liberal plot/1st amendment/unfairness thing and not his fault. I get the weird feeling that Rush *wants* to hit back at someone for this mess...but he can't figure out who's to blame.

mongbiohazard		2012-03-06 05:36:14 PM

As long as someone is buying ads he won't care who. He may, possibly, have had some form of principles at one time... but during the Bush years he surely rid himself of any pretense of morality or intellectual consistency.

ilikestuff		2012-03-06 05:37:09 PM

I'm sure Rush is cool with this. Just the invisible hand of the free market at work.

Weaver95		2012-03-06 05:37:57 PM

ilikestuff: Loving this. Amazing how many of the companies claimed to not be aware that their ads ran on his show in the first place. Plausible or implausible deniability?

plausible. A lot of companies buy 'ad bundles'. then their ads go into the bin and play whenever/wherever they happen to land in the rotation. sometimes they end up during the Limbaugh hour, sometimes they end up a 3am in the UFO sex conspiracy show.

scottydoesntknow		2012-03-06 05:38:18 PM

mongbiohazard: As long as someone is buying ads he won't care who. He may, possibly, have had some form of principles at one time... but during the Bush years he surely rid himself of any pretense of morality or intellectual consistency.

But, but, but, he just said that he has tons of morals when it comes to ads! He even said he turned down revenue from GM because they were involved in the bailout.

/Love how he's getting reamed. So hilarious

Masso		2012-03-06 05:38:52 PM

I approved, and I hope they go through with it.

Bagelox-99		2012-03-06 05:39:48 PM

Weaver95		2012-03-06 05:39:57 PM

ilikestuff: I'm sure Rush is cool with this. Just the invisible hand of the free market at work.

oh the GOP shills on fark get mad as hell when you mention this as the 'free market at work'.

wademh		2012-03-06 05:40:19 PM

Weaver95: Limbaugh's lost 28 advertisers at last count....and that might continue through the week.

he's lost a ton of financial support.

I emailed Capitol One and they actually replied that they did not knowingly advertise on his show and are looking into whether or not mistakes were made.

Hot Rod Zoidberg		2012-03-06 05:41:17 PM

Weaver95: Kome: I hope he didn't. I hope he just figured it was another day at the office and he was indifferent to the whole thing as he was saying it.

I think Rush's plan is to just downplay this as much as possible, then kinda/sorta suggest its all a liberal plot/1st amendment/unfairness thing and not his fault. I get the weird feeling that Rush *wants* to hit back at someone for this mess...but he can't figure out who's to blame.

If no one else around you is the asshole, it only leaves one person.

randomjsa		2012-03-06 05:41:32 PM

Problem: Rush Limbaugh has hours of ad time available after treating Sandra Fluke the same way liberals treat conservative women

And it's still completely accurate.

wademh		2012-03-06 05:42:07 PM

How about an add for getting an MD via the internet. With courses like, "Birth Control, you can't explain that".

Weaver95		2012-03-06 05:43:02 PM

wademh: Weaver95: Limbaugh's lost 28 advertisers at last count....and that might continue through the week.

he's lost a ton of financial support.

I emailed Capitol One and they actually replied that they did not knowingly advertise on his show and are looking into whether or not mistakes were made.

they probably bought time in an ad bundle/package. they really might not know when their ads run.

Nuff Said McFarky		2012-03-06 05:44:27 PM

Weaver95: ilikestuff: I'm sure Rush is cool with this. Just the invisible hand of the free market at work.

oh the GOP shills on fark get mad as hell when you mention this as the 'free market at work'.

THIS. Something... something... 1st Amendment... something... trampled underfoot... something... ZOMG ISLAMOCOMMIESOICIOFASCISMSILENCINGOURJERBZ!!!1!1!eleventy!!!!!

/if you identify with the above sentiment, let me assure you that the First Amendment does not work that way!
//"Party of Personal Responsibility," my pale part-Irish ass!

someonelse		2012-03-06 05:45:11 PM

ilikestuff: Just the invisible hand of the free market at work.

Oh how I wish someone would invent a vibrator called the Invisible Hand of the Free Market, and then advertise it on Limbaugh's show.

Weaver95		2012-03-06 05:45:46 PM

Hot Rod Zoidberg: Weaver95: Kome: I hope he didn't. I hope he just figured it was another day at the office and he was indifferent to the whole thing as he was saying it.

I think Rush's plan is to just downplay this as much as possible, then kinda/sorta suggest its all a liberal plot/1st amendment/unfairness thing and not his fault. I get the weird feeling that Rush *wants* to hit back at someone for this mess...but he can't figure out who's to blame.

If no one else around you is the asshole, it only leaves one person.

Not in Limbaugh's world. somehow this is all the fault of someone else. why? because f*ck you, that's why!

/party of personal responsiblity!
//libruls!
///OOOOOOBAAAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAA!

Jim_Callahan		2012-03-06 05:45:47 PM

Weaver95: wademh: Weaver95: Limbaugh's lost 28 advertisers at last count....and that might continue through the week.

he's lost a ton of financial support.

I emailed Capitol One and they actually replied that they did not knowingly advertise on his show and are looking into whether or not mistakes were made.

they probably bought time in an ad bundle/package. they really might not know when their ads run.

Sleep Train sure did, which is why that one got its own tagline.

Weaver95		2012-03-06 05:47:59 PM

randomjsa: And it's still completely accurate.

Rush has lost 33 advertisers so far. I'd say the market has spoken.

Kome		2012-03-06 05:48:54 PM

randomjsa: Problem: Rush Limbaugh has hours of ad time available after treating Sandra Fluke the same way liberals treat conservative women

And it's still completely accurate.

Stolen from another Farker's comments in another thread:
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Why we must defend Sarah Palin (new window)

Rape Fantasies Played for Laughs on HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher (new window)

Women's groups slam Bill Maher for sexist insult towards Palin (new window)

Unacceptable: Sexist Bill Maher Calls Sarah Palin the C-Word (new window)

A FEW THOUGHTS ON MEDIA SEXISM AND CONSERVATIVE WOMEN (new window)
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Liberals got pissed at Maher for being sexist towards a conservative woman who was running for office. Rush Limbaugh spends the majority of 3 days - 9 hours - of his program personally attacking, insulting, and demeaning a private citizen who testified before congress, and conservatives are pissed at Limbaugh for apologizing.

So, once again, you are so wrong you'd be more understandable if you were speaking in tongues.

doczoidberg		2012-03-06 05:49:17 PM

This story just keeps getting better and better....
Let the Rush hate flow! I hope it never stops.

elffster		2012-03-06 05:50:59 PM

I love Rush

the band

quickdraw		2012-03-06 05:51:02 PM

someonelse: ilikestuff: Just the invisible hand of the free market at work.

Oh how I wish someone would invent a vibrator called the Invisible Hand of the Free Market, and then advertise it on Limbaugh's show.

I would totally buy that.

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