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(Rolling Stone)   The Melvins are selling their van, which features artwork by Kurt Cobain on the side. I CALL SHOTGUN   ( divider line
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2012-03-06 03:44:48 PM  
Sick sense of humor subby. Are you sure you're in the right place

2012-03-06 03:55:53 PM  
+1 Window seat please.
2012-03-07 10:39:24 AM  
Winner Winnar chicken dinner!

Gold, Subby...pure gold.
2012-03-07 10:51:38 AM  
You have inspired from me one of the oddest and most jarring laughs I am capable of.

+1 to subs
-1 to my workplace swagger.
2012-03-07 11:04:05 AM  
You are a bad, bad subby. I love it.
2012-03-07 11:08:22 AM  

Subby for teh win.

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I hereby award you one intraweb.
2012-03-07 11:12:59 AM  
Awesome headline
/+ 1 billion
2012-03-07 11:13:08 AM  
2012-03-07 11:18:27 AM  
subby, you magnificent bastard
2012-03-07 11:21:07 AM  

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
2012-03-07 11:23:10 AM  
Awright subster, this is for you:

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2012-03-07 11:25:29 AM  
Best headline I've seen in a while.
2012-03-07 11:28:14 AM  
Yeah, but who'd want it? I'm sure it's a junkie van.
2012-03-07 11:29:24 AM  


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2012-03-07 11:33:53 AM  
Put down the bong, sir.
2012-03-07 11:34:23 AM  
That is easily a HOTY candidate. I'm laughing at work like an idiot.
2012-03-07 11:42:11 AM  
Took me a second....well played subby.
2012-03-07 11:42:22 AM  

Subby made my day
2012-03-07 11:46:07 AM  
Oh subby, I think I love you.
2012-03-07 11:48:30 AM  
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Magnificent subby.

/this is why I love Fark
//aisle seat
2012-03-07 11:48:31 AM  
I regret that I only have but +1 to give Subby.
2012-03-07 11:52:48 AM  
It's already over 50 K in bids.

/ well done, subby
2012-03-07 11:55:28 AM  
Cobain drew a "Kiss mural" (similar to the cover of Kiss' self-titled debut) on the side of the Melvins' van

After the sell Gene Simmons will promptly sue the person who bought the van, the Melvins and the estate of late Kurt Cobain.
2012-03-07 12:10:14 PM  
The tabs expired in April 1994

/no really
//check the ebay questions
///and a chill filled the room
2012-03-07 12:24:01 PM  


A _ _
2012-03-07 12:26:10 PM  

dennysgod: After the sell Gene Simmons will promptly sue the person who bought the van, the Melvins and the estate of late Kurt Cobain.

Doubt it, Buzz is a huge Kiss freak and the Gene knows it. Have you ever seen the Melvins solo albums with Buzz, Joe, and Dale?
2012-03-07 12:28:52 PM  

I still laughed, though.

2012-03-07 12:39:08 PM  

Awesome work subby.
2012-03-07 12:44:43 PM  
Old Nirvana fan, here. TOO SOON!

Wait, what year is this?

Subs, you are a sick bastard. Well played, sir.
2012-03-07 12:46:37 PM  
If I were rich this is the kind of thing I would blow my money on which is why I am not rich which is why I cant blow my money on this.

/nice one subgenius
2012-03-07 12:55:34 PM  
If I still had TF, I'd give you a +1. I'm thinking about renewing just so I can.
2012-03-07 12:59:18 PM  
Out yourself, Subby, and be lavished with snark praise!

+1. We'll see this again in December.
2012-03-07 01:36:08 PM  
unbelievably cool. if i had money, i'd blow it shamelessly on rock history items.
2012-03-07 01:51:03 PM  

i have a few pieces of sidewalk he walked over. Just pay for shipping. Let me know how many pieces you want.

/too soon?
//Nirvana sucked
2012-03-07 02:10:37 PM  
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2012-03-07 02:48:09 PM  
Bravo on the headline, good sir and/or madam.

/Being Fark, I presume a high probability of subby being a sir AND madam.
2012-03-07 02:48:45 PM  
+1 to subby

/wants shotgun back
2012-03-07 02:56:31 PM  
2012-03-07 03:15:00 PM  
That...was beautiful. *wipes away tear*
2012-03-07 03:34:36 PM  

20gaugekurt: +1 to subby

/wants shotgun back

And you may find yourself
Getting your a'shotgun back

/No, wait. I think that's wrong.
2012-03-07 03:42:36 PM  
HOTY nominee?

Otherwise, what a headline.

2012-03-07 04:29:22 PM  
What a pile.
2012-03-07 05:44:48 PM  
I am a new member because of that headline. TY
2012-03-07 05:54:47 PM  
Well played, sir.

2012-03-07 06:12:32 PM  
This thread was over in the headline.

How come comments have a 'Funny' button but headlines don't?
2012-03-07 06:32:46 PM  
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High five, subby!
2012-03-07 07:38:51 PM  
Bra-stinkin'-vo, Subby. I aspire to be like you some day.
2012-03-07 08:12:34 PM  
At first I was like
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2012-03-07 08:20:19 PM  
HAH! Well done, subby.

More intranets for subby than grammys for Adele.
2012-03-07 09:11:58 PM  
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