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		Mother loses legs protecting her children from tornado. "Mommy, I don't like this" (abcnews.go.com)		17
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Fish in a Barrel		2012-03-06 12:24:40 PM

14 votes:

Those kids are never going to win an argument with mom again. "You want a PS4? Well I want my legs back!"

Honest Bender		2012-03-06 12:12:38 PM

14 votes:

A real hero doesn't try and raise her children in tornado country.

bugmn99		2012-03-06 12:26:28 PM

8 votes:

Wow, are we seriously going to crucify a legless mother in this thread?

Because that's physically impossible.

flaEsq		2012-03-06 12:20:12 PM

7 votes:

"You don't like it? Well, I can't stand it!"

jst3p		2012-03-06 12:34:39 PM

3 votes:

Bendal: Thisbymaster: Stop living there, sell everything and go someplace that doesn't have natural disasters like this. Try the northeast, just snow and that is easy to deal with.

Hurricane Irene last year would like a word with you...

The northeast is full of assholes, I would rather live in tornado country.

Honest Bender		2012-03-06 12:25:18 PM

3 votes:

To my fans, thank you. It takes a lot of work to comedy troll a story like this. To everyone else, lighten up.

But in all seriousness, that mother really is a hero. She managed to save her kids AND lose a bunch of weight at the same time. The rest of you stay-at-home loads could learn something from her.

fruitloop		2012-03-06 12:20:53 PM

3 votes:

She lost a leg? She looks fine to me. She's moving around well without a cane or crutches, making her daughter an English muffi...

oh...

rustypouch		2012-03-06 12:32:26 PM

2 votes:

This is a strong woman who won't be defeated.

ParaHandy		2012-03-06 12:20:09 PM

2 votes:

On the bright side, she now has a career opportunity in niche pr0n ....

bunner		2012-03-06 12:18:41 PM

2 votes:

kvinesknows: HERO?

when there are tornado warnings all over the place and you basically ignore them on go on with your daily life instead of properly preparing. you are a MORON, not a hero.

I've watched you trolling in about three threads now. Luckily there's a cure for that.

JRaynor		2012-03-06 12:16:34 PM

2 votes:

Honest Bender: A real hero doesn't try and raise her children in tornado country.

1/10
Your troll-fu is weak, old man

Occam's Nailfile		2012-03-06 12:14:56 PM

2 votes:

Meanwhile, farkettes continue to blahter on about how killing their own babies so as to not be inconvenienced by parenthood is their inherent natural right.

Weird times we live in.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-03-06 03:07:26 PM

1 votes:

She'll get pegs! And she'll learn how to use 'em!

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krackpipe		2012-03-06 01:23:11 PM

1 votes:

I'd prefer "Mother Grizzly protects cubs from Dick Cheney"

darkmayo		2012-03-06 01:21:49 PM

1 votes:

You can have more kids, but you only get one pair of legs.
/fail

M-G		2012-03-06 12:53:58 PM

1 votes:

Vash's Apprentice: What's safer than a BRICK AND STONE basement in a tornado?

Someplace where the tornado isn't?

And can we please stop linking to the damn ABC stories with autoplay video?