Honest Bender: A real hero doesn't try and raise her children in tornado country.

I hate that argument, but it struck me funny. I voted you up, you slut prostitute sex tape maker.

Meanwhile, farkettes continue to blahter on about how killing their own babies so as to not be inconvenienced by parenthood is their inherent natural right.

Weird times we live in.

Wow. No greater love.

Odd. A terse list of "More" tags : "hero" and that's it.

no "Penny Marshall" or "Wizard of Oz" or "AIDS Vaccine" or the other nonsensical stuff like "Weather" or "Indiana".

HERO?

when there are tornado warnings all over the place and you basically ignore them on go on with your daily life instead of properly preparing. you are a MORON, not a hero.

kvinesknows: HERO?

when there are tornado warnings all over the place and you basically ignore them on go on with your daily life instead of properly preparing. you are a MORON, not a hero.

I've watched you trolling in about three threads now. Luckily there's a cure for that.

Overnight, her husband, Joe Decker, tearfully said that the flattened house on Henryville Road had been their dream house.

YOUR KIDS ARE SAFE AND YOUR WIFE'S STILL ALIVE. fark YOUR DREAM HOUSE, BARBIE.

Honest Bender: A real hero doesn't try and raise her children in tornado country.

You bastard.

JRaynor: 1/10
Your troll-fu is weak, old man



I demand a recount. He took this thread off the rails before the train even left the station.

/good on ya', mom.
//talk about every parents worst nightmare.
///reminds me of a story....slashy CSB? A few years back, a young boy got grabbed by a gator. Dad managed to pull the child from the gators grasp. A reporter went to interview the child in the hospital. The child asked the reporter "Hey, you want to see my scars?" The reporter said yes, expecting to be shown the mangled legs from the gators jaws. The child instead held his arms out, and pointed to wounds on each forearm, and said "These are from where my daddy refused to let go of me."

On the bright side, she now has a career opportunity in niche pr0n ....

"Am I going to see God, Mommy?
Am I going to die?"

Farking awesome mom. Most would do the same tho. Most parents would die for their kids, as would I.

bunner: kvinesknows: HERO?

when there are tornado warnings all over the place and you basically ignore them on go on with your daily life instead of properly preparing. you are a MORON, not a hero.

I've watched you trolling in about three threads now. Luckily there's a cure for that.

it aint trolling when its true.

I wasn't expecting this to be a troll thread but I know I left my Ignore button is around here somewhere...

Those kids are never going to win an argument with mom again. "You want a PS4? Well I want my legs back!"

Stop living there, sell everything and go someplace that doesn't have natural disasters like this. Try the northeast, just snow and that is easy to deal with.

ParaHandy: On the bright side, she now has a career opportunity in niche pr0n ....

not really.. the legs were amputated way too low. Has to be higher up the leg to make any real difference.

Wow, are we seriously going to crucify a legless mother in this thread?


Because that's physically impossible.

Honest Bender: A real hero doesn't try and raise her children in tornado country.

If this was in Oklahoma I could 'almost' fall for the troll bait...but Indiana?? not exactly a tornado hotbed.

kvinesknows: HERO?

when there are tornado warnings all over the place and you basically ignore them on go on with your daily life instead of properly preparing. you are a MORON, not a hero.

A different article says they had just gotten home and headed directly to the basement when it hit. (new window)

And yeah, saving your kids is awesome. I'd give every one of my limbs and more if I knew it would save my kids. Any good parent would.

This is a strong woman who won't be defeated.

note to self: have words with cleaning staff RE: dust in the lab.

/i would do the exact same for mine.

Thisbymaster: Stop living there, sell everything and go someplace that doesn't have natural disasters like this. Try the northeast, just snow and that is easy to deal with.

Just not on the east coast where there is the possibility of hurricanes.

Thisbymaster: Stop living there, sell everything and go someplace that doesn't have natural disasters like this. Try the northeast, just snow and that is easy to deal with.

Hurricane Irene last year would like a word with you...

What do you name a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo

Fish in a Barrel: Those kids are never going to win an argument with mom again. "You want a PS4? Well I want my legs back!"

This. +1

Bendal: Thisbymaster: Stop living there, sell everything and go someplace that doesn't have natural disasters like this. Try the northeast, just snow and that is easy to deal with.

Hurricane Irene last year would like a word with you...

The northeast is full of assholes, I would rather live in tornado country.

ihatedumbpeople: kvinesknows: HERO?

when there are tornado warnings all over the place and you basically ignore them on go on with your daily life instead of properly preparing. you are a MORON, not a hero.

A different article says they had just gotten home and headed directly to the basement when it hit. (new window)

And yeah, saving your kids is awesome. I'd give every one of my limbs and more if I knew it would save my kids. Any good parent would.

aww... thanks for that article and the information in it that just continues to prove my point

"Earlier in the day, Stephanie Decker's husband, Joe, had sent his wife a text message from work, telling her that radar was showing a tornado headed straight for their three-story brick and stone house,"


well derpedy derp derp derp.. guess I should go straight there then....

Occam's Nailfile: Meanwhile, farkettes continue to blahter on about how killing their own babies so as to not be inconvenienced by parenthood is their inherent natural right.

Weird times we live in.

I never knew Rick Santorum's wife was a farkette!

kvinesknows: ihatedumbpeople: kvinesknows: HERO?

when there are tornado warnings all over the place and you basically ignore them on go on with your daily life instead of properly preparing. you are a MORON, not a hero.

A different article says they had just gotten home and headed directly to the basement when it hit. (new window)

And yeah, saving your kids is awesome. I'd give every one of my limbs and more if I knew it would save my kids. Any good parent would.

aww... thanks for that article and the information in it that just continues to prove my point

"Earlier in the day, Stephanie Decker's husband, Joe, had sent his wife a text message from work, telling her that radar was showing a tornado headed straight for their three-story brick and stone house,"


well derpedy derp derp derp.. guess I should go straight there then....

"Decker had arrived home minutes before, and she and the kids immediately headed down to the basement. "

Derp derp to you..."earlier in the day" could have been minutes dude

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

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///reminds me of a story....slashy CSB? A few years back, a young boy got grabbed by a gator. Dad managed to pull the child from the gators grasp. A reporter went to interview the child in the hospital. The child asked the reporter "Hey, you want to see my scars?" The reporter said yes, expecting to be shown the mangled legs from the gators jaws. The child instead held his arms out, and pointed to wounds on each forearm, and said "These are from where my daddy refused to let go of me."

awwwwwwwww man

kvinesknows: ihatedumbpeople: kvinesknows: HERO?

when there are tornado warnings all over the place and you basically ignore them on go on with your daily life instead of properly preparing. you are a MORON, not a hero.

A different article says they had just gotten home and headed directly to the basement when it hit. (new window)

And yeah, saving your kids is awesome. I'd give every one of my limbs and more if I knew it would save my kids. Any good parent would.

aww... thanks for that article and the information in it that just continues to prove my point

"Earlier in the day, Stephanie Decker's husband, Joe, had sent his wife a text message from work, telling her that radar was showing a tornado headed straight for their three-story brick and stone house,"


well derpedy derp derp derp.. guess I should go straight there then....

and there's no telling she actually received the text...just sayin'.

ihatedumbpeople: kvinesknows: ihatedumbpeople: kvinesknows: HERO?

when there are tornado warnings all over the place and you basically ignore them on go on with your daily life instead of properly preparing. you are a MORON, not a hero.

A different article says they had just gotten home and headed directly to the basement when it hit. (new window)

And yeah, saving your kids is awesome. I'd give every one of my limbs and more if I knew it would save my kids. Any good parent would.

aww... thanks for that article and the information in it that just continues to prove my point

"Earlier in the day, Stephanie Decker's husband, Joe, had sent his wife a text message from work, telling her that radar was showing a tornado headed straight for their three-story brick and stone house,"


well derpedy derp derp derp.. guess I should go straight there then....

"Decker had arrived home minutes before, and she and the kids immediately headed down to the basement. "

Derp derp to you..."earlier in the day" could have been minutes dude

EXACTLY... minutes.. WHEN SHE WAS IN THE VEHICLE and could have went to a much more safe place then their house. Or you know.. have had prepared ahead of time because the area was under tornado watch/warning for several hours.

Honest Bender: A real hero doesn't try and raise her children in tornado country.

In tornado country the schools blow too.

Honest Bender: A real hero doesn't try and raise her children in tornado country.

That was beautiful man.

kvinesknows: EXACTLY... minutes.. WHEN SHE WAS IN THE VEHICLE and could have went to a much more safe place then their house. Or you know.. have had prepared ahead of time because the area was under tornado watch/warning for several hours.

She probably waited until she got into the house to read the text.

rustypouch: This is a strong woman who won't be defeated.

Nice.

kvinesknows: ihatedumbpeople: kvinesknows: ihatedumbpeople: kvinesknows: HERO?

when there are tornado warnings all over the place and you basically ignore them on go on with your daily life instead of properly preparing. you are a MORON, not a hero.

A different article says they had just gotten home and headed directly to the basement when it hit. (new window)

And yeah, saving your kids is awesome. I'd give every one of my limbs and more if I knew it would save my kids. Any good parent would.

aww... thanks for that article and the information in it that just continues to prove my point

"Earlier in the day, Stephanie Decker's husband, Joe, had sent his wife a text message from work, telling her that radar was showing a tornado headed straight for their three-story brick and stone house,"


well derpedy derp derp derp.. guess I should go straight there then....

"Decker had arrived home minutes before, and she and the kids immediately headed down to the basement. "

Derp derp to you..."earlier in the day" could have been minutes dude

EXACTLY... minutes.. WHEN SHE WAS IN THE VEHICLE and could have went to a much more safe place then their house. Or you know.. have had prepared ahead of time because the area was under tornado watch/warning for several hours.

What's safer than a BRICK AND STONE basement in a tornado?
/I'm waiting..
//Know how I know you're spewing BS?

Those children will never EVER win an argument with that woman.

Kids: All of our friends get to stay up until 10:30! Why can't we stay up until 10:30?! You're so mean!
Mom: (points at stumps)
Kids: Oh, fine.

jst3p: Bendal: Thisbymaster: Stop living there, sell everything and go someplace that doesn't have natural disasters like this. Try the northeast, just snow and that is easy to deal with.

Hurricane Irene last year would like a word with you...

The northeast is full of assholes, I would rather live in tornado country.

I've got to say I prefer earthquakes to tornadoes: they both might annihilate your house, but at least with an earthquake you'll know where to find whatever is left. If you're in an open field? An earthquake might knock you over. A tornado will pick your ass up and hurl it into the next zip code.

Occam's Nailfile: Meanwhile, farkettes continue to blahter on about how killing their own babies so as to not be inconvenienced by parenthood is their inherent natural right.

Weird times we live in.

richard.

kvinesknows: bunner: kvinesknows: HERO?

when there are tornado warnings all over the place and you basically ignore them on go on with your daily life instead of properly preparing. you are a MORON, not a hero.

I've watched you trolling in about three threads now. Luckily there's a cure for that.

it aint trolling when its true.

Exactly. I don't intend to co-opt you into a discussion about the voice of god, but to every person that ever asked "Where was He when THIS happened?"

Here's the answer, yelling at you from the middle of a tornado - there's no "he".

No white beard, no person, no praying hands, no church, no rules. Just the truth. god is just "what's true" and it appears to be responsive, for good or ill. That's really up to us. It is potential, we are kinetic.

Wake up and see; Ignore and despair. The name god means NOTHING. How you relate to what's before you means everything.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Those children will never EVER win an argument with that woman.

Kids: All of our friends get to stay up until 10:30! Why can't we stay up until 10:30?! You're so mean!
Mom: (points at stumps)
Kids: Oh, fine.


Damn that is funny

Vash's Apprentice: What's safer than a BRICK AND STONE basement in a tornado?

Someplace where the tornado isn't?

And can we please stop linking to the damn ABC stories with autoplay video?