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2012-03-06 08:31:50 AM
I see your mistake. You forgot the variable of "0bama is a democrat and we don't like losing" in the equation. When you put that in there it all makes sense.
 
2012-03-06 08:53:17 AM
unlikely: I see your mistake. You forgot the variable of "0bama is a democrat darky and we don't like losing" in the equation. When you put that in there it all makes sense.

FTFY
 
2012-03-06 08:54:37 AM
I can just imagine the head 'sploding that would ensue if they made these same arguments today.
 
2012-03-06 09:40:20 AM
skinnycatullus: I can just imagine the head 'sploding that would ensue if they made these same arguments today.

I feel like posting this on facebook without comment.
 
2012-03-06 10:04:35 AM
i.annihil.us

Fair & Balanced
 
2012-03-06 10:05:46 AM
cameroncrazy1984: skinnycatullus: I can just imagine the head 'sploding that would ensue if they made these same arguments today.

I feel like posting this on facebook without comment.


"LOOK AT HOW THEY GET OBAMA. LOL. NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SLAMMED LIKE THIS BEFORE!"
 
2012-03-06 10:06:27 AM
Wait...are you saying that Fox isn't the pinnacle of journalistic integrity?
 
2012-03-06 10:06:57 AM
cmunic8r99: unlikely: I see your mistake. You forgot the variable of "0bama is a democrat darky and we don't like losing" in the equation. When you put that in there it all makes sense.

FTFY


Baseless charges of racism. How cute.
 
2012-03-06 10:06:57 AM
fox news is bias? what???!!
 
2012-03-06 10:07:42 AM
Right wingers have never supported mass transit. They've even produced propaganda to discourage it.

farm1.staticflickr.combikeportland.org

Mass Transit bad! Riding buses supports terrorism!! Buy a Hummer! Hummer good!
 
2012-03-06 10:08:33 AM
I don't watch fox news. have they (the same pundits) been blaming Obama for the high gas prices?
 
2012-03-06 10:09:31 AM
cman: cmunic8r99: unlikely: I see your mistake. You forgot the variable of "0bama is a democrat darky and we don't like losing" in the equation. When you put that in there it all makes sense.

FTFY


Baseless charges of racism. How cute.


For once, I agree. If Hillary were president the derpers would derp just as hard. And there will be charges that Republicans are being sexist.
 
2012-03-06 10:10:11 AM
So does he?

Everyone on the left blamed Bush for high gas prices and the right said, "Nuh, uh."

Now everyone on the right blames Obama and the left says, "Nuh, uh."

Isn't it the futures market that controls gas prices?
 
2012-03-06 10:10:58 AM
Arkanaut: For once, I agree. If Hillary were president the derpers would derp just as hard. And there will be charges that Republicans are being sexist.

Yeah, because the past week has shown, if anything, that Republicans have the utmost respect for women.

lol!
 
2012-03-06 10:10:59 AM
Forgot_my_password_again: I don't watch fox news. have they (the same pundits) been blaming Obama for the high gas prices?

Same as when the Demo's blamed Bush.

Circle of life and all that jazz.

/the American public looses. Oil companies will have record breaking profits. Fark you citizen.
 
2012-03-06 10:11:46 AM
Arkanaut: cman: cmunic8r99: unlikely: I see your mistake. You forgot the variable of "0bama is a democrat darky and we don't like losing" in the equation. When you put that in there it all makes sense.

FTFY

Baseless charges of racism. How cute.

For once, I agree. If Hillary were president the derpers would derp just as hard. And there will be charges that Republicans are being sexist.


While the derpsters will derp against any Democrat, that does not negate the fact they are racists.
 
2012-03-06 10:12:46 AM
AiryAnne: So does he?

Everyone on the left blamed Bush for high gas prices and the right said, "Nuh, uh."

Now everyone on the right blames Obama and the left says, "Nuh, uh."

Isn't it the futures market that controls gas prices?


No. No one man could ever hold such a power.

Obama would have a better chance at passing a bipartisan budget with no "Nays" then he would at doing anything to control the price of oil
 
2012-03-06 10:13:02 AM
Arkanaut: For once, I agree. If Hillary were president the derpers would derp just as hard. And there will be charges that Republicans are being sexist.

The Repubes had a hate machine going against Hillary in 2008 that have been in autopilot since 1992. They were actually wrongfooted by Obama, and seemed like they didn't know how to attack him without seeming racist.

When the Tea Party started derping right after the inauguration without being called out on their racism, the Fox and the Repubes just joined right in.
 
2012-03-06 10:14:41 AM
max_pooper: Arkanaut: cman: cmunic8r99: unlikely: I see your mistake. You forgot the variable of "0bama is a democrat darky and we don't like losing" in the equation. When you put that in there it all makes sense.

FTFY

Baseless charges of racism. How cute.

For once, I agree. If Hillary were president the derpers would derp just as hard. And there will be charges that Republicans are being sexist.

While the derpsters will derp against any Democrat, that does not negate the fact they are racists.


Playing on stereotypes I see. Nope, nothing wrong with that whatsoever.
 
2012-03-06 10:15:10 AM
So wait, what you're saying is that the Republican propaganda outlet is filled with a bunch of disingenuous liars and the average Republican voter is a farking dimwit who doesn't realize that they've been had?

Well, butter my ass and call me a biscuit.
 
2012-03-06 10:15:54 AM
AiryAnne: So does he?

Everyone on the left blamed Bush for high gas prices and the right said, "Nuh, uh."

Now everyone on the right blames Obama and the left says, "Nuh, uh."

Isn't it the futures market that controls gas prices?


Remember, Bush started 2 middle east/west asia wars, and crashed the economy. That does a hell of a lot in terms of gas prices.

What Obama is getting hit by is the worldwide recession, and the unrest/rebellions in the middle east. Not much he can do about those.
 
2012-03-06 10:16:29 AM
if doesn't matter what Fox says, the point is that farktards here blamed Bush and claimed he was raising prices to benefit his oil buddies...and...wait for it....Halliburton!
 
2012-03-06 10:18:59 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: if doesn't matter what Fox says, the point is that farktards here blamed Bush and claimed he was raising prices to benefit his oil buddies...and...wait for it....Halliburton!

When?
 
2012-03-06 10:19:15 AM
Antimatter:
What Obama is getting hit by is the worldwide recession, and the unrest/rebellions in the middle east. Not much he can do about those.


why did we elect him then?
this is typical racism again. the racism of low expectations. you should be ashamed of yourself.

reported to www.attackwatch.com
 
2012-03-06 10:20:07 AM
bikeportland.org
TV's Vinnie: Mass Transit bad! Riding buses supports terrorism!! Buy a Hummer! Hummer good!

Soooo.... riding a bike is embarrassing because hot women might check you out because you are in great shape from riding a bike? Please no, I hate when hot women check me out. Save me GM!
 
2012-03-06 10:20:46 AM
cman: max_pooper: Arkanaut: cman: cmunic8r99: unlikely: I see your mistake. You forgot the variable of "0bama is a democrat darky and we don't like losing" in the equation. When you put that in there it all makes sense.

FTFY

Baseless charges of racism. How cute.

For once, I agree. If Hillary were president the derpers would derp just as hard. And there will be charges that Republicans are being sexist.

While the derpsters will derp against any Democrat, that does not negate the fact they are racists.

Playing on stereotypes I see. Nope, nothing wrong with that whatsoever.


You're right. Republicans have never said anything racist. They have never made racist signs and waved them at cameras during rallies. Rush Limbaugh, the mouth piece of Derp Nation, has never played a song on his radio show like "Obama the magic negro."

It's all just a liberal conspiracy.
 
2012-03-06 10:20:52 AM
Forgot_my_password_again: I don't watch fox news. have they (the same pundits) been blaming Obama for the high gas prices?

They and the Reps, yes.

Headline: Gas Prices Double Under Obama

Headline: Why Pres. Obama should tap the Strategic Petroleum Reserve for rising gas prices

Obama Talks Algae While Gas Soars
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., said. "We need to increase oil production right here at home, not simply rely on pipe dreams - pipe dreams - like algae or by wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on more failed clean energy projects...."

Gingrich mocks Obama for saying there's no silver bullet to lower gas prices
"You can think of gasoline prices when you go fill up your car as the Obama tax," Gingrich joked. "This is the new Obama tax straight out of your pocket book...."
 
2012-03-06 10:21:12 AM
cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: if doesn't matter what Fox says, the point is that farktards here blamed Bush and claimed he was raising prices to benefit his oil buddies...and...wait for it....Halliburton!

When?


2002-2008.
Are you new here?
 
2012-03-06 10:22:00 AM
Maybe if prices went down people would stop blaming Obama. Huh, how about that?
 
2012-03-06 10:22:13 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: if doesn't matter what Fox says, the point is that farktards here blamed Bush and claimed he was raising prices to benefit his oil buddies...and...wait for it....Halliburton!

When?

2002-2008.
Are you new here?


Pretend I am. Find me a thread where everyone blamed Bush for rising gas prices.
 
2012-03-06 10:22:17 AM
I post this every time someone brings up the "Fox News isn't fair and balanced" bit:

Fox News IS "fair and balanced", according to selective definitions:

Definition of FAIR (adjective) - 6b(1): conforming with the established rules; 6b(2): consonant with merit or importance (a fair share); 6c: open to legitimate pursuit, attack, or ridicule (fair game)

Definition of BALANCE(d) (transitive verb) - 1a (1) : to compute the difference between the debits and credits of (an account) (2) : to pay the amount due on

Definition of BALANCE(d) (intransitive verb) - 3 : waver (1 : to vacillate irresolutely between choices : fluctuate in opinion, allegiance, or direction) (balances and temporizes on matters that demand action)

/from merriam-webster.com
 
2012-03-06 10:22:53 AM
cman: cmunic8r99: unlikely: I see your mistake. You forgot the variable of "0bama is a democrat darky and we don't like losing" in the equation. When you put that in there it all makes sense.

FTFY

Baseless charges of racism. How cute.


google:fox news racist quotes

The content that really takes the cake on Beck's website is a satirical (but no less offensive) parody song about the "New KKK". The song contains lyrics discussing the "close-to-painful murdering of the dark people".
http://newsone.com/nation/alisonhines/glenn-beck-racist-quotes/

Reverend Wright
Fox News took small clips of Reverend Wright's sermons and twisted them into making him to be an anti-American, anti-white mad man. Reverend Wright was giving an impassioned speech on 9/11. He referenced comments from former U.S. Ambassador Edward Peck on Fox News who referred to 9/11 as chickens coming home to roost, a phrase made popular by Malcolm X, which Fox made to seem like he was an Al-Qaeda supporter.
http://newsone.com/nation/casey-gane-mccalla/top-5-fake-fox-news-raci s t-scandals/

//honestly, not as many examples as I thought there would be
 
2012-03-06 10:23:27 AM
Arkanaut: For once, I agree. If Hillary were president the derpers would derp just as hard. And there will be charges that Republicans are being sexist.

Wait, are you saying the hypothetical charges of sexism would be baseless? Have you been paying attention lately?
 
2012-03-06 10:23:28 AM
Forgot_my_password_again: I don't watch fox news. have they (the same pundits) been blaming Obama for the high gas prices?

Probably, considering the right-wing talking point about how gas prices have doubled since Obama's inauguration.

/please pay no attention to the fact that gas prices were higher 6 months before Obama's inauguration than they are now
 
2012-03-06 10:25:07 AM
cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: if doesn't matter what Fox says, the point is that farktards here blamed Bush and claimed he was raising prices to benefit his oil buddies...and...wait for it....Halliburton!

When?

2002-2008.
Are you new here?

Pretend I am. Find me a thread where everyone blamed Bush for rising gas prices.


Even if he does find one, no one elected Barack Obama on the platform of cheaper gasoline, like the Republicans are trying to do. Anyone with a brain understands where gas prices come from, and the need to get off of them. This point is (almost) sadly lost on Republicans.
 
2012-03-06 10:25:24 AM
cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: if doesn't matter what Fox says, the point is that farktards here blamed Bush and claimed he was raising prices to benefit his oil buddies...and...wait for it....Halliburton!

When?


You have a short memory.
 
2012-03-06 10:25:57 AM
AmorousRedDragon: cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: if doesn't matter what Fox says, the point is that farktards here blamed Bush and claimed he was raising prices to benefit his oil buddies...and...wait for it....Halliburton!

When?

2002-2008.
Are you new here?

Pretend I am. Find me a thread where everyone blamed Bush for rising gas prices.

Even if he does find one, no one elected Barack Obama on the platform of cheaper gasoline, like the Republicans are trying to do. Anyone with a brain understands where gas prices come from, and the need to get off of them. This point is (almost) sadly lost on Republicans.


*get off of fossil fuels*, rather
 
2012-03-06 10:26:02 AM
cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: if doesn't matter what Fox says, the point is that farktards here blamed Bush and claimed he was raising prices to benefit his oil buddies...and...wait for it....Halliburton!

When?

2002-2008.
Are you new here?

Pretend I am. Find me a thread where everyone blamed Bush for rising gas prices.


No, I will pretend you are dishonest again.
There is NO thread in which EVERYONE blamed Bush.

There are plenty of comments where people blamed Bush.

Try using search, you will find it.
 
2012-03-06 10:26:34 AM
Since the Volt crashed and burned, I suppose we will just have to wait for our Scum cars to be built.
 
2012-03-06 10:26:53 AM
Latest WSJ/NBC poll: 8% believe 'cost of gas' should be the top priority for the federal government. 45% say job creation, 20% say the deficit.
 
2012-03-06 10:27:04 AM
Antimatter: Remember, Bush started 2 middle east/west asia wars, and crashed the economy. That does a hell of a lot in terms of gas prices.

Crashing the economy actually caused gas prices to plummet ('cause, you know, people were hoarding what little cash they had left), which is why Republicans can claim that "gas prices went up 200% under Obama" even though it's still under the highest mark it was under Bush.

The most convincing argument I've heard for the gas price bubble in 2007-2008 was that 1) speculators were making a "macro" bet that the growth in India and China means greater demand for gas in the long term, and 2) the deflation of the housing bubble was driving speculators to put their money in the next big thing, which was going to be energy. The insurgency in Iraq can't have helped though.
 
2012-03-06 10:28:12 AM
EnviroDude: Since the Volt crashed and burned, I suppose we will just have to wait for our Scum cars to be built.

This one looks intact. Why don't you buy one? Be a better person, a better world-citizen. (new window)
 
2012-03-06 10:29:56 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: if doesn't matter what Fox says, the point is that farktards here blamed Bush and claimed he was raising prices to benefit his oil buddies...and...wait for it....Halliburton!

When?

2002-2008.
Are you new here?

Pretend I am. Find me a thread where everyone blamed Bush for rising gas prices.

No, I will pretend you are dishonest again.
There is NO thread in which EVERYONE blamed Bush.

There are plenty of comments where people blamed Bush.

Try using search, you will find it.


Why do you refuse to back up your claims? It's quite suspect if you feel you are spending your time better by attacking me than defending your own position.
 
2012-03-06 10:30:16 AM
Hey look! Those dates on the video match dates on this chart where prices were at their highest!

zfacts.com
 
2012-03-06 10:31:35 AM
Guidette Frankentits: Hey look! Those dates on the video match dates on this chart where prices were at their highest!

[zfacts.com image 537x390]


Iran never invaded Kuwait
 
2012-03-06 10:33:34 AM
cman: AiryAnne: So does he?

Everyone on the left blamed Bush for high gas prices and the right said, "Nuh, uh."

Now everyone on the right blames Obama and the left says, "Nuh, uh."

Isn't it the futures market that controls gas prices?

No. No one man could ever hold such a power.

Obama would have a better chance at passing a bipartisan budget with no "Nays" then he would at doing anything to control the price of oil


Exactly, and yet four years ago (even on FARK) it was all the President's fault, and this time it isn't the President's fault.

Truth is that 99% of the fault lies upon the Congress.
 
2012-03-06 10:33:42 AM
Compared to a year ago, exports of US gasoline have tripled At the same time that the price of gasoline is rising, the US oil industry is increasing its Exports of Gasoline to Other Nations. that's right! The oil industry says it needs to export to stay in business and avoid layoffs. Others claim that keeps supply low and gas prices high."Instinctively, I understand the API not wanting the American public to know so much is exported and tied to high prices,"
Brockwell says gasoline exports, on a four week average, are now running 600,000 barrels a day compared to 200,000 barrels per day a year ago. He says this is the equivalent of three of the largest refineries in the US exporting most of their gasoline production.


http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0223/As-gas-prices-rise-should-US-oi l-industry-stop-exporting (new window)
 
2012-03-06 10:34:32 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: if doesn't matter what Fox says, the point is that farktards here blamed Bush and claimed he was raising prices to benefit his oil buddies...and...wait for it....Halliburton!

When?

2002-2008.
Are you new here?


Bush didn't invade Iraq?

Do you think the Iraq invasion had no effect on gas prices?
 
2012-03-06 10:37:14 AM
Corvus: tenpoundsofcheese: cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: if doesn't matter what Fox says, the point is that farktards here blamed Bush and claimed he was raising prices to benefit his oil buddies...and...wait for it....Halliburton!

When?

2002-2008.
Are you new here?

Bush didn't invade Iraq?

Do you think the Iraq invasion had no effect on gas prices?


Also, do you think the closed-door Energy Policy meeting Cheney had with oil companies had any effect on oil prices as well?
 
2012-03-06 10:39:26 AM
Someday, and it will be soon, Fox News will realize that someone has been saving video of every show they did and every stupid thing they said. Then, when the time is right, Robert Ailes will be called in to testify before Congress, and all the drivel will be dumped into his lap, and he will be called to give an explaination for his actions.

There would be none, of course.
 
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