I certainly plan to attend this rally if it is held. I can think of no worthier cause than to support Mr. Limbaugh in this difficult time.

Ugh, he's also one of these idiots:

Are they really, seriously that clueless when there is a very detailed story out there X-raying in graphic detail just how this anti-free speech game is played?

"Jeffrey Lord is a former Reagan White House political director"

Then you should probably know, Mr. I-Worked-In-The-farking-White-House, that "freedom of speech" does not guarantee that people won't tell you to shut up.

Freedom of speech does not guarantee that you can say whatever you want, and your employers will continue to pay you.

Freedom of speech guarantees mean that if you want to run around screaming that miscegenation is race traitorism, the government won't stop you. If you want to stand on your street corner wearing a sandwich board that says "JEWS DID 9/11", the government won't stop you. If you want to write books about men who love the smell of horse rectum, the government won't stop you. If you want to make a two hour movie about women dressed like Hitler peeing on a tarp in your backyard while singing doo-wop, the government won't stop you.

It doesn't mean freedom from criticism. It doesn't mean a guarantee that people will sponsor you. It doesn't mean that if you deliberately misrepresent a woman's testimony before congress to call her a slut by pretending she said things she never said, but claiming that it happened "in recent memory", which implies that you're somehow remembering something that never happened -- aka you're farking crazy -- that people will not pull their ads from your show.

Christ, the guy LOOKS like a farking confused douchebag too:

Hey shiatbird, you look like a retiree that got lost on the way to the bathroom at the Applebee's and accidentally wandered into the kitchen, not a brilliant political analyst. If you ever do get lost in an Applebee's and find yourself in the kitchen, would you kindly ram your face into something hot while you're there, so I can fantasize about your blood-curdling screams while I screw my woman while imagining she's your wife, but that you'll never know because she's a slut on birth control? Thanks in advance.

God what the fark is with this guy and why can't I get my own syndicated column to scream at people in?

I'd call it "Mojo's Funtime Corner: Why I'm A Curmudgeon At 31 And I Hope You All Choke On A Bag Of Diseased Cocks". With a little luck, it would run next to Family Circus.

MeinRS6: The American Left -- whether it pops up in the form of Media Matters, Color of Change, MoveOn.org, Texans for Truth or other groups -- is determined to shut off conservative dissent from their agenda by whatever means necessary.

Say whatever you want about the rest of that article, but they sure as hell got that part right.

When Rush invents outrages about those who don't follow his reactionary orthodoxy, he is merely expressing "conservative dissent;" when liberals point to his vile bigoted and misogynist distortions of the truth, they are practicing censorship.

OK. I understand now.

I've never cared for progrock that much.

tirob: I certainly plan to attend this rally if it is held. I can think of no worthier cause than to support Mr. Limbaugh in this difficult time.

I'll give you some healthy advice, don't wear the color blue, don't bring strong-smelling foodstuffs, don't mention anything about his T.V. career within 100 meters of him (he'll know) and most importantly: DON'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYES! Don't forget to bring a couple Stone-to-Flesh and Resurrection Scrolls just in case. He's immune to Negative Energy so he might possibly be susceptible to Turning, but I wouldn't know as I've never found a brave enough Cleric to journey with me. Best you stay away, Adventurer, that's a fool's journey.

Since I'm sure most people couldn't make it to the last page, I'll save you the effort and present this gem from near the end:

Rush Limbaugh, now a very familiar figure on the American political scene, is one of the most decent human beings on the planet.

I just want to know how someone managed to type that out without laughing.

NobleHam: Since I'm sure most people couldn't make it to the last page, I'll save you the effort and present this gem from near the end:

Rush Limbaugh, now a very familiar figure on the American political scene, is one of the most decent human beings on the planet.

I just want to know how someone managed to type that out without laughing.

The typist almost certainly DID laugh, but managed to not type out the laughter.

randomjsa: dudemanbro: Ha! Sure, we're all Stalinists because we're calling you on your hateful rhetoric, you farking douchebag. Have fun losing in November.

Actually, you and people like you have been calling Rush on the fact that he's a conservative that said something you could pretend to be upset about. If hateful rhetoric of the type used by Limbaugh in this particular instance were a problem for you then you'd spend it perpetually outraged... At liberals.

But assuming you're actually interested in calling people on their hateful rhetoric, you can start with Bill Maher, and work your way up to dozens of instances each and every day of the very same liberals who are "outraged" at Limbaugh having no problem using precisely the same kind of language and worse against conservative women.

I've always wondered what would happen if conservatives ever tried treating a liberal woman the same way liberals treat conservative women, and now I know... Liberals throw a fit.

Name a liberal broadcaster or talk radio host that has an audience of 15 million or so rabid followers ready to repeat his every word over and over.
Including attacks based on complete lies as Rush did and does.

You Right Wing Authoritarian follower types are truly a pox on humanity. The only thing worse than
you are your total sociopath leaders such as Rush.

Off topic, but is anyone else getting sick of the 'Sugar Daddy Dating' ads? For hooking up pretty young girls, and guys who look like gangsters, if not trust fund babies.

AuBricker: MeinRS6: The American Left -- whether it pops up in the form of Media Matters, Color of Change, MoveOn.org, Texans for Truth or other groups -- is determined to shut off conservative dissent from their agenda by whatever means necessary.

Say whatever you want about the rest of that article, but they sure as hell got that part right.

When Rush invents outrages about those who don't follow his reactionary orthodoxy, he is merely expressing "conservative dissent;" when liberals point to his vile bigoted and misogynist distortions of the truth, they are practicing censorship.

OK. I understand now.

Liberals are literally forcing the advertisers to leave Rush, Liberals are literally forcing Rush to apologize, Liberal women like that uppity slut are literally forcing the taxpayer to pay for her private insurance so she can take a birth control pill each time she has sex, or something. Yeah, they really know how to pick their battles.

NobleHam: Since I'm sure most people couldn't make it to the last page, I'll save you the effort and present this gem from near the end:

Rush Limbaugh, now a very familiar figure on the American political scene, is one of the most decent human beings on the planet.

I just want to know how someone managed to type that out without laughing.

They should have wrote that at the start so people could know right off the bat that the article is bullshiat.

Rush is a disgusting and hateful man, regardless of whatever politics he is stumping for.

TommyymmoT: From TFA:

"IN THE DAYS AFTER the death of Andrew Breitbart, perhaps the question can be phrased this way: "What would Andrew do?".

I'm going to guess it would involve a street corner, some cheap booze or maybe some randomly selected pills, and a lot of screaming.

Dr. Mojo PhD: why can't I get my own syndicated column to scream at people in?

I'd call it "Mojo's Funtime Corner: Why I'm A Curmudgeon At 31 And I Hope You All Choke On A Bag Of Diseased Cocks". With a little luck, it would run next to Family Circus.

I'd kick out a fiver a month for that.

Alphax: Off topic, but is anyone else getting sick of the 'Sugar Daddy Dating' ads? For hooking up pretty young girls, and guys who look like gangsters, if not trust fund babies.

Never seen one. I suspect they are highly targeted ads based on your browsing/search history. Hmmm,..

GardenWeasel: Alphax: Off topic, but is anyone else getting sick of the 'Sugar Daddy Dating' ads? For hooking up pretty young girls, and guys who look like gangsters, if not trust fund babies.

Never seen one. I suspect they are highly targeted ads based on your browsing/search history. Hmmm,..

Perhaps.. getting them at home and at work, and there's quite a few places I can't browse at work. Must think I'm wealthy for some reason.

MeinRS6: The American Left -- whether it pops up in the form of Media Matters, Color of Change, MoveOn.org, Texans for Truth or other groups -- is determined to shut off conservative dissent from their agenda by whatever means necessary.

Say whatever you want about the rest of that article, but they sure as hell got that part right.

No one can be deprived of a "right" they don't possess to begin with - and no one has a "right" to an approving audience.

Wyalt Derp: "It's time to stand up to the bullies."

So you're on Fluke's side?

Only if you are for free Transgender operations

Pay 90K/yr for college, but refuse to pay 1K for free sex

yes.... thats the lefts point of view

I down with that. It's about time ugly, disgusting, pieces of crap get a rally at say $1000 a head.

Is that your daughter? Your son? Bring 'em.

Oh FFS. How do these people remember to breath? Seriously, is there some sort of GOP lobotomy center I don't know about?
Dr. Mojo PhD: I'd call it "Mojo's Funtime Corner: Why I'm A Curmudgeon At 31 And I Hope You All Choke On A Bag Of Diseased Cocks". With a little luck, it would run next to Family Circus.
Your newsletter, sign me up.

AmorousRedDragon: amiable: Wow some reasoned discourse going on in the comments section of that thread:

Seriously, why would you do that? That was completely uncalled for. Are you trying to make us all stupid? Try to be more careful next time, I beg you.


I think it is importnat to understand how profoundly creepy some of these people are. That guy (or girl) spent way too much time going into where he thought Sandra Fluke was having sex.

I do love it when the Free Market biatchslaps it's worshippers.

Philip Francis Queeg: I do love it when the Free Market biatchslaps it's worshippers.

As someone noted in another thread recently, only in America is capitalism a religion.

Beyond all the kerfuffle here the essential question remains. Should a employer be able to come between a woman and her doctor based on their religious beliefs and disallow the pill being a prescribed medication because they are paying for it (in a sense) or should proper medical care trump any religious concerns? Rational people say the latter and irrational people tend to hold to the former. Do Jehovah Witness employers have exemptions for blood transfusions in their employee's health care packages? No? K, there ya go. Same thing here.

winterwhile: Only if you are for free Transgender operations

So you're pre-op, huh?

jso2897: MeinRS6: The American Left -- whether it pops up in the form of Media Matters, Color of Change, MoveOn.org, Texans for Truth or other groups -- is determined to shut off conservative dissent from their agenda by whatever means necessary.

Say whatever you want about the rest of that article, but they sure as hell got that part right.

No one can be deprived of a "right" they don't possess to begin with - and no one has a "right" to an approving audience.

The problem is Republicans confuse "conservative dissent" with "hate speech" and they're pissed off that nobody will just play along like they always have. You know the 1000's of times that it happened in the past? You can read nearly any news site and the Republican Hate is always front and center. From calling Obama shiat to calling his supprters shiat to Bush calling us shiat. Republicans have done it all. And on a personal level, too. Attacking family and friends for shiat that should be out of bounds in most cases. Just like Fluke. And when somebody does call them on it, well, "they're just picking on helpless Conservatives who don't deserve it" and "Won't somebody please think of the Conservatives?" Fark 'em I say. Fark them all and often because they deserve nothing less.

quatchi: Beyond all the kerfuffle here the essential question remains. Should a employer be able to come between a woman and her doctor based on their religious beliefs and disallow the pill being a prescribed medication because they are paying for it (in a sense) or should proper medical care trump any religious concerns? Rational people say the latter and irrational people tend to hold to the former. Do Jehovah Witness employers have exemptions for blood transfusions in their employee's health care packages? No? K, there ya go. Same thing here.

Employers and Insurance Claims Agents getting between me and my Doctor, gooood.

Government bureaucrats getting between me and my Doctor, baaad.

Whatever that means. I guess they think some people will be forced to go without healthcare. That's a novel concept.

winterwhile: Wyalt Derp: "It's time to stand up to the bullies."

So you're on Fluke's side?

Only if you are for free Transgender operations

Pay 90K/yr for college, but refuse to pay 1K for free sex

yes.... thats the lefts point of view

Pay for college

Pay for insurance

Get slandered by a fat asshole because you want the insurance you pay for to provide coverage you need.

Best part..... forever!

staplermofo: TommyymmoT: My eyes rolled so far back I think I saw my brain.

Andrew died. I think it's a good solution.

I think he would stink and rot, cause he is dead and that's what they do. Any more than that and somebody will need to put one in his brain, zombies suck.

X-boxershorts: Not sure if serious....Do you honestly believe this lie?

Absolutely not, and how dare you think otherwise. Notice how adept I am at taking up their mentality, though. Mike_LowELL would be proud!

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Hold me like you did Pepito by the lake on Hispanola

This has me in peals of laughter, if only because I enjoy turning to my wife post-coitus and saying "hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo."

AmorousRedDragon: "It turns out, as reported here, that Fluke is no struggling law student -- she's already a professional far-left genderist, long deeply into the leftist scam of judging others by skin color or gender."

A "professional far-left genderist, judging others by skin color or gender." If I wasn't laughing I'd be crying. They simply cannot deal with the fact that the only enemy here is themselves... they'll say and do anything to make one. Just like they do with Obama.

Oh for crissake, this is a flaming trainwreck. No, this is how I see it

Golf clap for subby.

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winterwhile: but refuse to pay 1K for free sex

I too would refuse to pay for something that's free. Odd that you have a problem with that.

Without vitriol
we just might discover
we are less like our Party
and more like each other.

keylock71: I think the phrase, "A sucker is born every minute" is a gross underestimation...

Ah, the current GOP's mantra for gaining new members.

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People that agree that taxpayer dollars should not be used to promote promiscuity (online petition) (new window)

Dr. Hans Zarkov, reporting for duty.

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I'm Mr. Ural Dix from Crawford, not sure if it will show though haha

I sound fat: People have been attacking Rush for years.

Let me see if I can put this in a way that Liberals will understand. He is to his followers what your global warming scientists are to you. No matter WHAT you say to show that hes wrong, they are going to believe what he says and continue to support him religiously.

there. does that help?

That statement was so farking dumb it made me want to kick a puppy.

Dr. Mojo PhD: WOULD IT HELP YOU STUPID F*CKING MISOGYNIST RETARDS UNDERSTAND WHAT HER TESTIMONY WAS IF THE PACKAGE READ:

ORTHO TRI-CYCLEN
FOR THE TREATMENT OF POLYCYSTIC OVARY SYNDROME
WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE INFERTILITY



Wait, it was for cysts? Then nevermind.

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People that agree that taxpayer dollars should not be used to promote promiscuity (online petition) (new window)

Dr. Hans Zarkov, reporting for duty.

Cheap b-grade soft porn knock-off Dr. Flexi Jerkoff, also present.


WHY HAVE YOU COME TO THE PLANET PORNO?


I hear the Dominican boys here don't call the police.

As George Carlin once said, "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."