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(The Citizen)   112 is a joke   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, fire services, SOS, Aftonbladet, flame spread  
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19948 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Mar 2012 at 1:21 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-03-06 01:55:51 AM  
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Fista-Phobia: It's no use people. If your life is on the line, then you're dead today.

I have a condition that will kill me within half an hour without horribly invasive surgery. The doctors say if I experience certain symptoms to call an ambulance immediately. The thing is... by the time they got here, drug me to the hospital and cracked my chest open I'd likely be dead.

So I figure I'll probably just try to rub one out before I go instead.
2012-03-06 01:41:24 AM  
1 vote:

And the poor ad juxtaposition award goes to...
2012-03-06 01:41:04 AM  
1 vote:

SnakeLee: /Link (new window)


Kiddies, if you don't get get the headline please listen to this...

PE in full effect! NSFW (new window)
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