Why the hell wouldn't you send someone out every time someone makes an emergency call? If they're joking, you can chew them out in person or arrest them. If they're not, maybe a five-year-old girl doesn't die. I mean, if you don't have enough people to send out, you need to hire more.

Få upp en get få ner
Sen 112 bär sena kronan
En få upp en get får komma ner
112 är ett skämt i din stad

Moron should have called 911 instead!

:-D

112 - never forget.

SnakeLee: /Link (new window)

Ew...

Kiddies, if you don't get get the headline please listen to this...

PE in full effect! NSFW (new window)

What people didn't realize was that the boys had been making prank calls just prior to the outbreak of the fire. Oscar started einnocently enought by simply dialling 112 then hanging up, then for a while he burped into the phone when the operator picked up. After she stopped answering the phone for a while he waited about 4 minutes then called again, trying to make his voice sound like a little girl's. Oscar's young friend made faces at Oscar, but couldn't get him to crack up. He finally succeeded by turning his eyelids inside out and making a pig nose.

Tiring of their mischief, they went outside. Just then, they noticed flames and black smoke billowing from the building.

They tried to confince the operator that they weren't kidding this time but she wasn't having any of it. She began to make burping and farting sounds and banging the receiver on the counter of her cubicle. When she hung up on them they called right back, but she kept saying "Hello?" even though she could hear them clearly, then she started repeating everything they said to her.

As the flames ripped through the house and smoke and heat licked at the cowering occupants, Oscar was heard to say "I'm stupid", to which the operator said "You're stupid".

Finally, as it was the end of her shift she said "let me put you on hold" and left the building without saying anything about that call to her replacement.

Some people cried and some people died, and someone's gonna be digging a hole.

And now you know the rest . . .

. . . of the story.

It's no use people. If your life is on the line, then you're dead today.

Can we have a few days off from children dying? I mean I know, circle of life etc, but the news has been super depressing the last few days =/

That's why I call: 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

Fista-Phobia: It's no use people. If your life is on the line, then you're dead today.

I have a condition that will kill me within half an hour without horribly invasive surgery. The doctors say if I experience certain symptoms to call an ambulance immediately. The thing is... by the time they got here, drug me to the hospital and cracked my chest open I'd likely be dead.

So I figure I'll probably just try to rub one out before I go instead.

here to help: Fista-Phobia: It's no use people. If your life is on the line, then you're dead today.

I have a condition that will kill me within half an hour without horribly invasive surgery. The doctors say if I experience certain symptoms to call an ambulance immediately. The thing is... by the time they got here, drug me to the hospital and cracked my chest open I'd likely be dead.

So I figure I'll probably just try to rub one out before I go instead.

Because you know the cab will come quicker.

Fista-Phobia: Because you know the cab will come quicker.

Well I do enjoy ejaculating wildly in the back seats of taxis as the driver delivers cowardly yet scornful glances my way via the rearview mirror I don't see what this has to do with our discussion.

here to help: Fista-Phobia: Because you know the cab will come quicker.

Well I do enjoy ejaculating wildly in the back seats of taxis as the driver delivers cowardly yet scornful glances my way via the rearview mirror I don't see what this has to do with our discussion.

Because (I bet) it's a body bag in disguise.

That's a great Duran Duran song.

She comes in colors everywhere: That's a great Duran Duran song.

flex flex FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX

doglover: ladyfortuna: Can we have a few days off from children dying?

I guess what I'm saying is no. Children die a lot easier than adults. It's the way of things.


Well, now I kinda hate you...

Okay... maybe you guys can help me. I sit on my dick all day contemplating musical techniques and this thread made me think to myself, "Self, you don't know sh*t about old school scrithchety scratchy turntable dj'ing... therefore you fail".

Anyone know of some decent turntable tutorials for the curious?

And this is one of the most epic hip hop songs/videos ever created...

Fight the Power NSFW (new window)

I don't always hip to the hop but when I do I prefer PE.

here to help: Okay... maybe you guys can help me. I sit on my dick all day contemplating musical techniques and this thread made me think to myself, "Self, you don't know sh*t about old school scrithchety scratchy turntable dj'ing... therefore you fail".

Anyone know of some decent turntable tutorials for the curious?

And this is one of the most epic hip hop songs/videos ever created...

Fight the Power NSFW (new window)

I don't always hip to the hop but when I do I prefer PE.

Mixer... Turntables...Speakers...

Fista-Phobia: Mixer... Turntables...Speakers...

Okay... then what? Pee on young girls?

I NEED TO KNOW!!!

Because People in power are Stupid: Chinchillazilla: Why the hell wouldn't you send someone out every time someone makes an emergency call? If they're joking, you can chew them out in person or arrest them. If they're not, maybe a five-year-old girl doesn't die. I mean, if you don't have enough people to send out, you need to hire more.

I don't know maybe this. (new window)

Whoa. I get cop hate, but who the hell sees firefighters and goes, "Hey, let's throw rocks at them"? How weird.

here to help: Fista-Phobia: Mixer... Turntables...Speakers...

Okay... then what? Pee on young girls?

I NEED TO KNOW!!!

No. I wouldn't recommend R. Kelly. Think *eeeewwwit eeeewwwit tseeewit*

doglover: For the afternoon, a little live bait fishing. When we're done there, we head back to the docks and hit a nice Japanese bar. A little Asahi, a little sake, some shishamo (pregnant mackerel),

Cut down on the beers while fishing and you won't have that problem with the mackerel.

Fista-Phobia: No. I wouldn't recommend R. Kelly. Think *eeeewwwit eeeewwwit tseeewit*

If I'm not mistaken and completely senile I believe 2 Live Crew originated the young girl + watersports = profit? routine.

Unless he was the guy from back then... I can't keep up with all the Pdoodles and artists formerly known as shnizzleddy groog.

And musically I'm referring to how the hell you take two turntables and some vinyl and create the mish mash live sh*t some of those old hip hop dj's used to pull off.

Now it's all computers and MIDI controllers.

Okay... I think this thread has taken a dark turn that even I feel uncomfortable with.

here to help: Okay... I think this thread has taken a dark turn that even I feel uncomfortable with.

Yeah. Especially your referring to "old hip-hop dj's".

Danger Avoid Death: Yeah. Especially your referring to "old hip-hop dj's".

Ha ha... ha... ha!

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You go ahead and call 112. You tell them I did it. No one on Earth will believe you, kid.

Not exactly sure why, but I hear the rabbit from Donnie Darko when I read that.

Loaded and ready to go for a hardcore rap thread. (new window)

Something similar happened to me, except I was an adult, and the incident in question didn't hurt or kill anyone. I was told to "not call them for such 'non-emergencies' like X."

I did report the incident and someone did get fired in the end. They have a lot of very good people at the dispatch centers and yet every once in awhile an a**hole or total moron manages to slip in.

Somebody on the ES staff is gonna be sucking dick for beer money and soon.

"You've got the wrong number, this isn't 112 this is 11...3."

From TFA:
"While this time of foam has been around for a long time, but during the last ten-fifteen years it's been used in a different way, in larger quantities and in places where it is exposed. Foam can, in some situations, pose fire problems," said Mattias Strömgren

Time and foam..
Time and foam...
TIME AND FOAM???