FARK.com: (6977424) Leaving your three-year-old at Chuck E Cheese is a mistake. Not realizing she was gone until you saw the report about a missing kid on the news is just farking dumb

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		Leaving your three-year-old at Chuck E Cheese is a mistake. Not realizing she was gone until you saw the report about a missing kid on the news is just farking dumb (abc2news.com)		67
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namegoeshere		2012-03-05 11:28:11 AM

They thought she was with her Auntie and Uncle.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-03-05 11:35:03 AM

Usually when this happens, it's because relatives decide to take 18 cars to get there despite only having a party of 9, and none of them bother to communicate anything to one another prior to leaving.

/might be slightly exaggerating the number of cars

I_Am_Weasel		2012-03-05 11:37:19 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Usually when this happens, it's because relatives decide to take 18 cars to get there despite only having a party of 9, and none of them bother to communicate anything to one another prior to leaving.

/might be slightly exaggerating the number of cars

Or it was a birthday party with friends, which makes the friend's parents responsible.

Though why it took 11:30pm to retrieve said child is certainly questionable.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-03-05 11:42:49 AM

I_Am_Weasel: The My Little Pony Killer: Usually when this happens, it's because relatives decide to take 18 cars to get there despite only having a party of 9, and none of them bother to communicate anything to one another prior to leaving.

/might be slightly exaggerating the number of cars

Or it was a birthday party with friends, which makes the friend's parents responsible.

Though why it took 11:30pm to retrieve said child is certainly questionable.

Lack of communication between all adults involved. Each person thinking she's at a slumber party or whatever with one of the others.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-05 12:06:21 PM

The kid climbed into the claw machine and they were out of quarters

/she wasn't going anywhere
//those things are rigged

OregonVet		2012-03-05 12:09:26 PM

namegoeshere: They thought she was with her Auntie and Uncle.

Not bad. That's going to be a little over some people's head, but it has potential. 7/10

OtherLittleGuy		2012-03-05 01:17:57 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-03-05 01:44:03 PM

The safest place for a child to be abandoned is at Chuck E. Cheese. You know the police will be there responding to a bloody brawl over who's got next on Dance Dance Revolution before too long.

stpauler		2012-03-05 01:49:41 PM

Last time I was there, I had to get my hand stamped with the kids to make sure that the children I came in with matched the ones I left with. Can't trade up apparently.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-03-05 01:51:41 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The safest place for a child to be abandoned is at Chuck E. Cheese. You know the police will be there responding to a bloody brawl over who's got next on Dance Dance Revolution before too long.

Man, they've really stepped up their game since I was a kid. All I remember is the ball pit and skee-ball.

Diogenes		2012-03-05 01:54:46 PM

stpauler: Last time I was there, I had to get my hand stamped with the kids to make sure that the children I came in with matched the ones I left with. Can't trade up apparently.

I thought that's what the game tickets were for? Who wants a stuffed animal when you can have a real live kid?

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-03-05 02:19:48 PM

First mistake: going to Chuck E Cheese

SoCalSurfer		2012-03-05 02:20:38 PM

Do they still serve beer at chuckie cheese or did my parents BYOB?

JackieRabbit		2012-03-05 02:22:17 PM

Now why do I think alcohol and/or drugs were involved?

Le Bomb Suprize		2012-03-05 02:23:08 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: First mistake: going to Chuck E Cheese

THIS

Chuck E Cheese is a little slice of hell on earth now with 4 locations near you.

spentmiles		2012-03-05 02:29:35 PM

Things I have found in my Chuck E Cheese Pizza: bandaids, metal packing staples, ABC gum, a dead fly, cockroach legs, spit.

This I have never found in my Chuck E Cheese Pizza: real cheese, real pepperoni, good flavor.

I don't know why I keep going back there. I don't even have kids!

jfivealive		2012-03-05 02:29:52 PM

namegoeshere: They thought she was with her Auntie and Uncle.

First thing that came to mind when reading the article

/kid not picked up til 11 30 because last flight in from philly was at 11

Boxcutta		2012-03-05 02:30:43 PM

Harmony!

cgraves67		2012-03-05 02:33:56 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Usually when this happens, it's because relatives decide to take 18 cars to get there despite only having a party of 9, and none of them bother to communicate anything to one another prior to leaving.

/might be slightly exaggerating the number of cars

I was the kid in a very similar incident at my aunt's house. Every adult thought I was in every other adult's car. I was playing video games in the basement (I didn't want to go to the event anyway.). Nothing bad happened. My parents realized the mistake when they got to the destination and came back for me.

colslax		2012-03-05 02:34:32 PM

namegoeshere: They thought she was with her Auntie and Uncle.

And we're all good here.

66dude		2012-03-05 02:34:39 PM

Was the kid molested by an employee in a mascot costume? If I had kids, I wouldn't leave them there.

Rent Party		2012-03-05 02:36:57 PM

Is Chuck E. Cheese the most ghetto restaurant in the history of food? I've never been in one that wasn't occupied by an army of three year old homies and their 17 year old parents.

GreenSun		2012-03-05 02:37:49 PM

Hmmm the name... #000000

TNel		2012-03-05 02:38:05 PM

I mean I can see how it happens it's just one of those things that happen you are like WTH. I would say if this was a first time oh shiat moment then cool beans but if the parents have a history then this is another story.

loonatic112358		2012-03-05 02:38:28 PM

The kid probably had a blast in the ballpits until someone dragged it home

Smoky Dragon Dish		2012-03-05 02:38:28 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: AverageAmericanGuy: First mistake: going to Chuck E Cheese

THIS

Chuck E Cheese is a little slice of hell on earth now with 4 locations near you.

I'll go to the mall before I go to Chuck E Cheese.

fat boy		2012-03-05 02:39:32 PM

Finders keepers

LeroyBourne		2012-03-05 02:42:54 PM

Clearly the parents got their bluff called by a 3 year old. "If you don't come with us, we're gonna leave you here!!"

LarryDan43		2012-03-05 02:43:10 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: First mistake: going to Chuck E Cheese

That.

mohron		2012-03-05 02:43:24 PM

66dude: Was the kid molested by an employee in a mascot costume? If I had kids, I wouldn't leave them there.

The only time I let my kid go there was when she was in my wife's womb and she went with one of her friends and the friends kid. She didn't eat or drink anything there. Even then I was still fairly apprehensive about my child's well being. Why do people keep going there?

/I still call it showbiz pizza.

KingVJ		2012-03-05 02:43:55 PM

stpauler: Last time I was there, I had to get my hand stamped with the kids to make sure that the children I came in with matched the ones I left with. Can't trade up apparently.

That's no good, I do wish that option would have.

LarryDan43		2012-03-05 02:44:41 PM

spentmiles: Things I have found in my Chuck E Cheese Pizza: bandaids, metal packing staples, ABC gum, a dead fly, cockroach legs, spit.

This I have never found in my Chuck E Cheese Pizza: real cheese, real pepperoni, good flavor.

I don't know why I keep going back there. I don't even have kids!

Because you like trashy single moms.

Psycoholic_Slag		2012-03-05 02:46:17 PM

LarryDan43: spentmiles: Things I have found in my Chuck E Cheese Pizza: bandaids, metal packing staples, ABC gum, a dead fly, cockroach legs, spit.

This I have never found in my Chuck E Cheese Pizza: real cheese, real pepperoni, good flavor.

I don't know why I keep going back there. I don't even have kids!

Because you like trashy single moms.

Who doesn't?

SkylineRecords		2012-03-05 02:47:05 PM

/It's 10:30. Do you know where your kids are?
//I told you yesterday, no!!!

kvinesknows		2012-03-05 02:51:25 PM

I guess I should not mention that I think Chuck E Cheese pizza is some of the best Pizza there is?

WienerButt		2012-03-05 02:52:18 PM

I just farked a really hot girl the other week who works at chuck e cheese and actually dresses up as chuck e cheese.

/tourists ftw

kvinesknows		2012-03-05 02:53:03 PM

WienerButt: I just farked a really hot girl the other week who works at chuck e cheese and actually dresses up as chuck e cheese.

/tourists ftw

call me goofy, but I'd rather Fark Minnie.

WienerButt		2012-03-05 02:55:05 PM

kvinesknows: WienerButt: I just farked a really hot girl the other week who works at chuck e cheese and actually dresses up as chuck e cheese.

/tourists ftw

call me goofy, but I'd rather Fark Minnie.

Oddly enough, I met her at Disney while she was interning. Those Disney interns are all horny.

DanZero		2012-03-05 02:56:11 PM

Trance750		2012-03-05 03:02:11 PM

kvinesknows: I guess I should not mention that I think Chuck E Cheese pizza is some of the best Pizza there is?

Yeah... not so much. You don't go to Up-Chuck E. Cheese for the food, just like you don't go to Wal-Mart for the outstanding customer service.

namegoeshere		2012-03-05 03:03:01 PM

Trance750		2012-03-05 03:07:19 PM

spentmiles: ABC gum, a dead fly, cockroach legs, spit.

I'll take 'Things found in a Krusty-Burger', for $1,000, Alex

maxximillian		2012-03-05 04:28:40 PM

OregonVet: namegoeshere: They thought she was with her Auntie and Uncle.

Not bad. That's going to be a little over some people's head, but it has potential. 7/10

It wont be over anyones head as long as you read the article.... Oh yeah nevermind.

WhoGAS		2012-03-05 04:31:08 PM

It wasn't a mistake.

Knara		2012-03-05 04:36:08 PM

Chuck E Cheese was amazing in the 80s. Pizza was tasty, they had Battlezone...

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-03-05 04:40:29 PM

OregonVet: namegoeshere: They thought she was with her Auntie and Uncle.

Not bad. That's going to be a little over some people's head, but it has potential. 7/10

Fresh Prince references are over people's heads? Really?

rufus-t-firefly		2012-03-05 04:46:59 PM

a 3-year-old girl named Harmony

It was for the best. Maybe her new family will give her a normal name & she won't wind up as a stripper.

Knara		2012-03-05 04:47:43 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: OregonVet: namegoeshere: They thought she was with her Auntie and Uncle.

Not bad. That's going to be a little over some people's head, but it has potential. 7/10

Fresh Prince references are over people's heads? Really?

Fresh Prince of Bel-aire is over 20 years old, now. There's people who can drink who are younger than show.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-03-05 05:01:18 PM

Knara: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: OregonVet: namegoeshere: They thought she was with her Auntie and Uncle.

Not bad. That's going to be a little over some people's head, but it has potential. 7/10

Fresh Prince references are over people's heads? Really?

Fresh Prince of Bel-aire is over 20 years old, now. There's people who can drink who are younger than show.

I was born in '81, but someone I'm still aware of I Love Lucy.

Knara		2012-03-05 05:06:21 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Knara: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: OregonVet: namegoeshere: They thought she was with her Auntie and Uncle.

Not bad. That's going to be a little over some people's head, but it has potential. 7/10

Fresh Prince references are over people's heads? Really?

Fresh Prince of Bel-aire is over 20 years old, now. There's people who can drink who are younger than show.

I was born in '81, but someone I'm still aware of I Love Lucy.

It's a narrow range of folks who care about non-current media.

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