So, has Kirk Cameron been able to pray away his own gay?

I never understood how hollywood stars can be anti-gay. I mean back when Kirk Cameron was on TV, who did he think was doing his hair and make-up for his show and awards appearances. Who was picking out clothes for him?

Well, depending on what you're into, it can be destructive. You just need to remember to use enough lube.

propasaurus: I'm sure Neil Patrick Harris gets better foot longs for his birthday, too.

Excellent double entrendre, Sir.

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I feel the need to relate something I've experienced regarding Kirk Cameron.

In a dream I had a year or so ago, I was running from vampires who had the ability to travel through power lines. So you weren't safe during the daytime, because they could travel from house to house without being overly exposed to sunlight. In my attempts to flee from these vampires, I ran through a house where I was stopped by Kirk Cameron holding a banana. He tried to make me stay there while he attempted to explain to me that I should convert to Christianity. I was patient for a while, but then the vampires freaked me out so I left.

Stay the hell out of my dreams Kirk Cameron.

These fundies are really dumb sometimes. If Kirk Cameron doesn't like gay marriage than he shouldn't get gay married.

mechgreg: I never understood how hollywood stars can be anti-gay. I mean back when Kirk Cameron was on TV, who did he think was doing his hair and make-up for his show and awards appearances. Who was picking out clothes for him?

I assume his mother did his hair, make-up and picked out his clothes.

mechgreg: I never understood how hollywood stars can be anti-gay. I mean back when Kirk Cameron was on TV, who did he think was doing his hair and make-up for his show and awards appearances. Who was picking out clothes for him?

I think that might have been the start of his problems. Apparently some dude on set made a move on him/started stalking him when he was on Growing Pains, and it freaked him out so much he ran into the arms of his fundamentalist christian girlfriend, who subsequently married him to keep him safe from all the scarey-scarey gays.

Anyway, he's giving out blow-jobs in the parking lot of Griffith Park on weekends if anybody's still interested.

jayhawk88: Forgot_my_password_again: If you can come up with a legal, constitutional reason for banning gay marriage, go for it.

Once you bring your religious views into the argument, you lose.

STATES RIGHTS!

/I know, I know

That wouldn't be an actual argument for banning it, just for allowing states to ban it. Which runs into issues of reciprocity (since all states don't recognize all contracts) and whether status is transferable if you move to another state, which also varies.

Honestly, the feds just throwing up their hands and saying "fine, whatever the states say" and extending the relevant tax benefits or not accordingly would be fine, and I'm not just saying that because it'll end up with everyone on the legal gay marriage side after a few decades.

//Because you can change it from unrecognized to recognized, but you can't go the other way because equal protection laws don't allow removing an existing right from just a minority group unless that group is prison inmates.

propasaurus:
So you're saying we should imprison all the gheys?

Um... what? No, I'm saying that the people with reading comprehension so poor that they respond to posts with complete non-sequitirs will be the first against the wall when the internet revolution comes.

tzzhc4: These fundies are really dumb sometimes. If Kirk Cameron doesn't like gay marriage than he shouldn't get gay married.

It's sad that the simplest of solutions doesn't cut it. The problem is that Kirk hates that he is tempted by the option to marry a man. Otherwise it wouldn't really bother him so much. He'd quietly leave it up to God to judge. But, no, he needs it to go bye-bye so that his funny feelings might follow.

I don't judge him if he used to partake in gay behavior but now speaks out against it.... Thats no different than an alcoholic whos now sober and tells people not to drink.

I'm not saying that being gay is 'wrong'... but in Kirk's eyes it is wrong, so from his perspective, him being formerly gay, and now walking a different path, is not hypocritical, in fact, it shows strength of character.

Say, has anyone made any banana/penis references yet?

T.rex: I don't judge him if he used to partake in gay behavior but now speaks out against it.... Thats no different than an alcoholic whos now sober and tells people not to drink.

I'm not saying that being gay is 'wrong'... but in Kirk's eyes it is wrong, so from his perspective, him being formerly gay, and now walking a different path, is not hypocritical, in fact, it shows strength of character.

Yea being a self loathing closet case takes a lot of strength and charachter. People need to realize he's straining every fibber of his being to the breaking point to maintain heterosexual pretenses and not just start blowing every guy he sees.

Alcoholism will ruin your life. Equating that to being gay shows exactly how f*cked in the head you are.

/straight male.

So when do you think Kirk will come out of the closet?

Guntram Shatterhand: So when do you think Kirk will come out of the closet?

Suicide note?

propasaurus: Max Awesome: Anyway, he's giving out blow-jobs in the parking lot of Griffith Park on weekends if anybody's still interested.

Who isn't!

I keep telling you that's my territory!

ecl: T.rex: I don't judge him if he used to partake in gay behavior but now speaks out against it.... Thats no different than an alcoholic whos now sober and tells people not to drink.

I'm not saying that being gay is 'wrong'... but in Kirk's eyes it is wrong, so from his perspective, him being formerly gay, and now walking a different path, is not hypocritical, in fact, it shows strength of character.

Yea being a self loathing closet case takes a lot of strength and charachter. People need to realize he's straining every fibber of his being to the breaking point to maintain heterosexual pretenses and not just start blowing every guy he sees.

Alcoholism will ruin your life. Equating that to being gay shows exactly how f*cked in the head you are.

/straight male.

well, you sound like a gay drunk....
i never equated gay behavior with being an alcoholic. I equated a man who felt he had destructive tendecies, and is now speaking out against it, to an alcoholic who felt his own prior behavior is destructive.

I'm not saying being gay is destructive. But Kirk thinks it is... And he's voicing his opinion.... If being gay is something he struggles with as destructive, then why don't you admire him for refraining from it?

Non-alcoholics don't view anything wrong with drinking a beer, yet they can admire an alcoholic who stops drinking because that person personally feels that drinking is destructive.

T.rex: ecl: T.rex: I don't judge him if he used to partake in gay behavior but now speaks out against it.... Thats no different than an alcoholic whos now sober and tells people not to drink.

I'm not saying that being gay is 'wrong'... but in Kirk's eyes it is wrong, so from his perspective, him being formerly gay, and now walking a different path, is not hypocritical, in fact, it shows strength of character.

Yea being a self loathing closet case takes a lot of strength and charachter. People need to realize he's straining every fibber of his being to the breaking point to maintain heterosexual pretenses and not just start blowing every guy he sees.

Alcoholism will ruin your life. Equating that to being gay shows exactly how f*cked in the head you are.

/straight male.

well, you sound like a gay drunk....I'm a teabagger
i never equated gay behavior with being an alcoholic. I equated a man who felt he had destructive tendecies, and is now speaking out against it, to an alcoholic who felt his own prior behavior is destructive. I practice being stupid in front of a mirror.

I'm not saying being gay is destructive. But Kirk thinks it is... And he's voicing his opinion.... If being gay is something he struggles with as destructive, then why don't you admire him for refraining from it? I myself am a closet case catholic.

Non-alcoholics don't view anything wrong with drinking a beer, yet they can admire an alcoholic who stops drinking because that person personally feels that drinking is destructive. I have no reading comprehension.

T.rex: ecl: T.rex: I don't judge him if he used to partake in gay behavior but now speaks out against it.... Thats no different than an alcoholic whos now sober and tells people not to drink.

I'm not saying that being gay is 'wrong'... but in Kirk's eyes it is wrong, so from his perspective, him being formerly gay, and now walking a different path, is not hypocritical, in fact, it shows strength of character.

Yea being a self loathing closet case takes a lot of strength and charachter. People need to realize he's straining every fibber of his being to the breaking point to maintain heterosexual pretenses and not just start blowing every guy he sees.

Alcoholism will ruin your life. Equating that to being gay shows exactly how f*cked in the head you are.

/straight male.

well, you sound like a gay drunk....
i never equated gay behavior with being an alcoholic. I equated a man who felt he had destructive tendecies, and is now speaking out against it, to an alcoholic who felt his own prior behavior is destructive.

I'm not saying being gay is destructive. But Kirk thinks it is... And he's voicing his opinion.... If being gay is something he struggles with as destructive, then why don't you admire him for refraining from it?

Non-alcoholics don't view anything wrong with drinking a beer, yet they can admire an alcoholic who stops drinking because that person personally feels that drinking is destructive.

T.bagger?

The poor boy. He just couldn't stand to have to play romantic scenes with this hag:

i guess the irony is lost on you that you say alcoholism ruins lives, yet Kirk "blowing every guy he sees" (your words) is not a negative thing.

You are both trying to say there is nothing wrong with being gay, while at the same time, you are making fun of him being gay...

If anyone is a friend to the gays in this thread, its me. Not you. You're making fun of them. for the record, i DO think gays should be allowed to marry. I have zero moral qualms with it... Though i can still respect Mr. Kirk Cameron who has strong convictions.

Rent Party: So he shot her, and then shot himself. Needless to say, no one saw that coming. Dude didn't even own a gun and the number of fights he'd ever been in his whole life was 1, and that was with me in ninth grade.

Since I can't kick Eli Lilly's ass (corporate personhood not withstanding) over the anti-depressants that cure you so good you kill yourself, I'm holding Cameron responsible for putting that ridiculous bullshiat out there and acting like it means something. And when I see my friend again, I'm kicking his ass, too, for putting the rest of us through this stupid shiat.

That's Kirk Cameron's fault? I thought we were all about personal responsibility here.

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I always love that banana argument for the existence of god - it just fails on so many levels it is hard not to think of it as really great satire. I mean even aside from all the failures of the argument itself, even if you assumed it was a good argument, you can immediately take it and run with it in the opposite direction to what most proponents would like - for example penises fit very well into hands as well, so presumably that meant god designed in masturbation. Or to take it one more amusing step further, that presumably he also designed in anal sex as being pleasurable so that men had plenty of options for having sex with each other if they were gay.

Cyno01: ZMugg: >http://i936.photobucket.com/albums/ad206/ZMugg/atheiststheists1wo1pre voz6.jpg

So uh... whats that chick on the rights name? Not that i care, its just that GIS doesnt work well without it.

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ecl: Alcoholism will ruin your life. Equating that to being gay shows exactly how f*cked in the head you are.


Being gay can ruin you life. God knows being straight has ruined mine a few times.

In fact, I'd say being straight is one of the leading causes of my alcoholism, and I can't imagine it's any better on average for guys that prefer cock.

T.rex: i guess the irony is lost on you that you say alcoholism ruins lives, yet Kirk "blowing every guy he sees" (your words) is not a negative thing.

You are both trying to say there is nothing wrong with being gay, while at the same time, you are making fun of him being gay...

If anyone is a friend to the gays in this thread, its me. Not you. You're making fun of them. for the record, i DO think gays should be allowed to marry. I have zero moral qualms with it... Though i can still respect Mr. Kirk Cameron who has strong convictions.

"T.rex: Friend to the Gays"

Jim_Callahan: ecl: Alcoholism will ruin your life. Equating that to being gay shows exactly how f*cked in the head you are.


Being gay can ruin you life. God knows being straight has ruined mine a few times.

In fact, I'd say being straight is one of the leading causes of my alcoholism, and I can't imagine it's any better on average for guys that prefer cock.

You must be drunk all the time.

ZMugg: Cyno01: ZMugg: >http://i936.photobucket.com/albums/ad206/ZMugg/atheiststheists1wo1pre voz6.jpg

So uh... whats that chick on the rights name? Not that i care, its just that GIS doesnt work well without it.

Kasey Grant (NSFW) (new window)

It's actually Kelly. She's a member of the Rational Response Squad..or some such.(That's Kelly and Sapient - They did an interview/debate with Kirk and his Guru at one point, and that pic was taken.
Link (new window)

The debate on youtube:
split into series, can't be bothered to find one that's whole and also in the right aspect ration, they do an asston of videos and get reposted a lot (new window)

hasty ambush: jayhawk88: Forgot_my_password_again: If you can come up with a legal, constitutional reason for banning gay marriage, go for it.

Once you bring your religious views into the argument, you lose.

STATES RIGHTS!

/I know, I know

Marriage is like driving, hunting or fishing in that it is a licensed and regulated activity by the state, not a right (And also far less enjoyable than the other three state regulated activities mentioned) . Ideally government should not be involved in the marriage biz but since things like taxes, survivor benefits etc are tied to maritial status the government as a vested interest in defining marriage.

If we were to reform these things and make them marraige neutral then it would not really matter if two men or 20 people and goat wanted to call themselves married. Of course to make it really work it also means gettng government out of other "family" related things. As long as you accept government money you end up accepting government controls.

I have to add that any man that would prefer farking this:

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over farking this


[www.cryosites.com image 345x658]

does have a mental disorder.


And of course stupidly you make the point. If it's SOOOO bad to choose Barney over Jessica why would anyone do it? No one would.

After reading this thread I have the urge to get drunk and hang out in Griffin Park.

/weirdest boner right now

omeganuepsilon: ZMugg: Cyno01: ZMugg: >http://i936.photobucket.com/albums/ad206/ZMugg/atheiststheists1wo1pre voz6.jpg

So uh... whats that chick on the rights name? Not that i care, its just that GIS doesnt work well without it.

Kasey Grant (NSFW) (new window)

It's actually Kelly. She's a member of the Rational Response Squad..or some such.(That's Kelly and Sapient - They did an interview/debate with Kirk and his Guru at one point, and that pic was taken.
Link (new window)

The debate on youtube:
split into series, can't be bothered to find one that's whole and also in the right aspect ration, they do an asston of videos and get reposted a lot (new window)

Or we're both right. wierd.
Porn would have been better if she'd kept the red hair...
/love unnatural red hair

Mugato: Many child actors really get farked in the head. Of course you have the ones like the hottie from The Wonder Years who became some kind of math genius and kids like Neal Patrick Harris who went on to become adult actors, even if it's in goofy shiat but man, the percentage of normals to farked up individuals is skewed in the child actor world.

And why are people so obsessed with gay marriage? I will never understand that. How does it affect you in any way? Why would I possibly have a stake in what two consenting adults who have nothing to do with me do together that doesn't hurt other people?

People like this Kirk Cameron choad are basically saying that if one person of a same sex couple is dying of brain cancer or something, the other shouldn't have the right to go see him/her because it's God's will. Just, I don't even have the words.

And on a more base level, I question the motives of any straight male who is opposed to the girl on girl action. Sorry if I seemed enlightened up to now but I am a guy.

Why Troll no troll?

hasty ambush: Marriage is like driving, hunting or fishing in that it is a licensed and regulated activity by the state, not a right (And also far less enjoyable than the other three state regulated activities mentioned) . Ideally government should not be involved in the marriage biz but since things like taxes, survivor benefits etc are tied to maritial status the government as a vested interest in defining marriage.

If we were to reform these things and make them marraige neutral then it would not really matter if two men or 20 people and goat wanted to call themselves married. Of course to make it really work it also means gettng government out of other "family" related things. As long as you accept government money you end up accepting government controls.

I have to add that any man that would prefer farking this:

[www.inquisitr.com image 640x360]

over farking this

[www.cryosites.com image 345x658]

does have a mental disorder.

Of course, if you put the worst thing you can find in the "why would anyone anything this" part, it makes your "views" work better.



Now THAT'S what I'd fark over her. Mmm-mmm-mmmmmmmmm.

Lumpmoose: Supreme Court rulings have found, again and again, that marriage is a fundamental right. Loving v. Virginia: Marriage is one of the "basic civil rights of man," fundamental to our very existence and survival. So you can have a different legal opinion if you form your own country, I guess.

I hope for your sake your future girlfriends don't decide to fark option #2 as well.

Funny, humanity survived for a couple million years without marriage perfectly fine. You also know that until quite recently marriage was just an exchange of money and property (which included the bride).

Keizer_Ghidorah: Lumpmoose: Supreme Court rulings have found, again and again, that marriage is a fundamental right. Loving v. Virginia: Marriage is one of the "basic civil rights of man," fundamental to our very existence and survival. So you can have a different legal opinion if you form your own country, I guess.

I hope for your sake your future girlfriends don't decide to fark option #2 as well.

Funny, humanity survived for a couple million years without marriage perfectly fine. You also know that until quite recently marriage was just an exchange of money and property (which included the bride).

Most of the "fundamental" and "inalienable" rights laid out by our forefathers didn't exist until a few thousand years ago.

If that's your issue with the SCOTUS declaring marriage an innate right, then you should have the same issue with life, liberty and the persuits of happiness and property.

Kirk Cameron: Homosexuality Is 'Destructive'... to your poopchute!

Rye_: Rent Party: So he shot her, and then shot himself. Needless to say, no one saw that coming. Dude didn't even own a gun and the number of fights he'd ever been in his whole life was 1, and that was with me in ninth grade.

Since I can't kick Eli Lilly's ass (corporate personhood not withstanding) over the anti-depressants that cure you so good you kill yourself, I'm holding Cameron responsible for putting that ridiculous bullshiat out there and acting like it means something. And when I see my friend again, I'm kicking his ass, too, for putting the rest of us through this stupid shiat.

That's Kirk Cameron's fault? I thought we were all about personal responsibility here.

Well, my friend is dead, so I can't kick his ass, and Eli Lilly has the backing of the entire FDA to peddle drugs that make you suicidal, so I can't kick their ass, so that leaves Kirk and his special line of bullshiat as the outlet for my rage.

So yes, it's his fault.