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(TMZ)   Christina Hendricks confirms her phone was hacked, denies that the boobs being attributed to her are actually hers. I guess we should have known... those boobs were nowhere near anyone's knees   (tmz.com) divider line 301
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2012-03-04 11:23:21 PM
I now believe in God.

Sweet Jesus.
 
2012-03-04 11:24:59 PM
Just saw that episode of Firefly with her in it tonight, which coupled with every dress she wears in Mad Men screaming under pressure at the seams, all I can really say is

Want.
 
2012-03-04 11:25:10 PM
i.imgur.com

I would gladly slurp her bathwater.
 
2012-03-04 11:26:24 PM
She should do a shoot for Playboy. That way we can know for sure the hacked pictures aren't her.
 
2012-03-04 11:28:00 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-04 11:39:35 PM
I want to believe
 
2012-03-04 11:41:26 PM
Yes, thank you, ok, very much.
 
2012-03-04 11:48:45 PM
I'll believe those aren't her's when she provides proof otherwise.
 
2012-03-05 12:04:58 AM
Like I was a can of Easy-Off and she was a dirty, dirty oven.
 
2012-03-05 12:10:47 AM
I had a feeling that might be the case.
 
2012-03-05 12:12:08 AM
still, the pics that ARE her are certainly fapworthy.
 
2012-03-05 12:14:52 AM
This is why I have an N-Gage. In the unlikely event that someone tries to hack my phone, all they're going to get is my Sonic The Hedgehog save file.

The only downside is sidetalkin'.
 
2012-03-05 12:19:31 AM
That sweater one is pretty great.
 
2012-03-05 12:19:45 AM
She has bigger nipples than that in reality.
 
2012-03-05 12:20:49 AM
I'm thinking fake. Not of her boobs, just of that being her topless.
 
2012-03-05 12:21:59 AM
This story is everywhere right now. At first I was interested, then I was really interested, then I was extremely interested . . . now I've lost interest.
 
2012-03-05 12:24:00 AM

Javacrucian: At first I was interested, then I was really interested, then I was extremely interested . . . now I've lost interest.


Give it a while. it sorta grabs your interest again.
 
2012-03-05 12:26:30 AM

robsul82: I'm thinking fake. Not of her boobs, just of that being her topless.


She definitely has a top.
 
2012-03-05 12:33:57 AM

muck4doo: She has bigger nipples than that in reality.


and you know this how?
 
2012-03-05 12:38:16 AM

muck4doo: robsul82: I'm thinking fake. Not of her boobs, just of that being her topless.

She definitely has a top.


That she does, lol. Even considering push-up bras and the like, a bigger one than that.
 
2012-03-05 12:41:32 AM
www.uncensoredcelebs.net
 
2012-03-05 12:46:25 AM
Why does a famous sex symbol need to take cell phone pics of herself to interest a man?

Oh, wait, unless these aren't really leaked photos and they're actually "leaked" photos meant to drum up interest in the starlet so she can make yet more money doing whatever new movie she's doing.
 
2012-03-05 12:47:26 AM

uber humper: [www.uncensoredcelebs.net image 600x800]


Sometimes she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about her... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The bed turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come...
 
2012-03-05 12:48:25 AM

natmar_76: Why does a famous sex symbol need to take cell phone pics of herself to interest a man?

Oh, wait, unless these aren't really leaked photos and they're actually "leaked" photos meant to drum up interest in the starlet so she can make yet more money doing whatever new movie she's doing.


I think I speak for everyone when I say: Who cares?
 
2012-03-05 12:50:58 AM
Too late.
 
2012-03-05 12:52:09 AM

susansto-helit: I think I speak for everyone when I say: Who cares?


Because, if you're going to give me the tits, just give me the tits.
You don't need to dress it up as something it isn't.
 
2012-03-05 12:53:34 AM
A few tantalizing pictures of her, great. Scroll down, boob shot with no face in frame.

I call fake.
 
2012-03-05 01:03:20 AM

FirstNationalBastard: uber humper: [www.uncensoredcelebs.net image 600x800]

Sometimes she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about her... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The bed turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come...


I see what you are saying. The problem is, in the mirror she is looking at herself in the eyes instead of the lens. She's impressed with herself. She needs to be impressed by something else, she needs to yearn.
 
2012-03-05 01:05:09 AM

natmar_76: susansto-helit: I think I speak for everyone when I say: Who cares?

Because, if you're going to give me the tits, just give me the tits.
You don't need to dress it up as something it isn't.


I don't know, if she could figure out a way to make her tits into one of those old Wooly Willy games where I could drag little metal filings around 'em with a magic wand to make them into different faces and such, that would be kind of fun.
 
j4x
2012-03-05 01:06:36 AM
Olivia Munn's nude pics were released too

Along with her hilariously corny sexts to Chris Pine.
 
2012-03-05 01:14:07 AM

natmar_76: Why does a famous sex symbol need to take cell phone pics of herself to interest a man?

Oh, wait, unless these aren't really leaked photos and they're actually "leaked" photos meant to drum up interest in the starlet so she can make yet more money doing whatever new movie she's doing.


Or maybe she took them because she loves whomever she was sending them to.
 
2012-03-05 01:15:21 AM

jaylectricity: natmar_76: Why does a famous sex symbol need to take cell phone pics of herself to interest a man?

Oh, wait, unless these aren't really leaked photos and they're actually "leaked" photos meant to drum up interest in the starlet so she can make yet more money doing whatever new movie she's doing.

Or maybe she took them because she loves whomever she was sending them to.


She's married, so it's very likely that they were meant for her husband, I believe his name is Lucky Bastard.
 
2012-03-05 01:33:03 AM

TheXerox: She's married, so it's very likely that they were meant for her husband, I believe his name is Lucky Bastard.


Yes, the snozzberries guy from Super Troopers. Who must've died helping Jews escape during the Holocaust in a past life or something and is finally getting his karma reward, that's the only explanation I got.
 
2012-03-05 01:45:08 AM
I still haven't even seen the naked one. Or Olivia Munn's.
 
2012-03-05 01:49:51 AM

jaylectricity: I still haven't even seen the naked one. Or Olivia Munn's.



tatas (new window)
 
2012-03-05 01:54:27 AM

uber humper: jaylectricity: I still haven't even seen the naked one. Or Olivia Munn's.


tatas (new window)


So there's no naked ones?
 
2012-03-05 02:17:23 AM
All I can say is Olivia Munn is farking hot.

super hot.

for those who cant find the nude pics...look harder.
 
2012-03-05 02:31:18 AM

valar_morghulis: [i.imgur.com image 640x853]

I would gladly slurp her bathwater.


I can fap to that
 
2012-03-05 03:04:44 AM

You Cant Explain That: All I can say is Olivia Munn is farking hot slightly above average looking, but her vapid geek pandering attention whoring makes her roughly as attractive as Susan Boyle.



FTFY.
 
2012-03-05 06:13:44 AM
It's funny how conveniently the head is never visible in these topless/naked photos.

I mean, it's nice to dream, but both of these are pretty obvious fakes.
 
2012-03-05 06:15:48 AM
All I can say is - whoever is the owner of those boobies should be very, very proud.

That said, my favourite of the clothed ones is the one that looks like she just woke up.
 
2012-03-05 06:17:37 AM

Bhruic: It's funny how conveniently the head is never visible in these topless/naked photos.

I mean, it's nice to dream, but both of these are pretty obvious fakes.


See, were I a famous starlet and I was taking nudes of myself to send to a lucky fella/lass, I would make sure all the nakey ones didn't have my head in them. That way, if they did leak, everyone WOULD call fake.
 
2012-03-05 06:20:06 AM
oi44.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-05 06:35:46 AM

natmar_76: Why does a famous sex symbol need to take cell phone pics of herself to interest a man?

Oh, wait, unless these aren't really leaked photos and they're actually "leaked" photos meant to drum up interest in the starlet so she can make yet more money doing whatever new movie she's doing.


Oh, wait. Maybe there are more than two possible reasons someone might take pictures of themselves like this on their phone. Maybe they were intended to be sent to someone who was already interested. This may be hard for you to wrap your head around, but sometimes people in a romantic relationship will do sexy little things like this for their partner. Imagine - and I'm sure you imagine things like this all the time - that you had a beautiful wife. Now, wouldn't it be nice to have a few sexy pictures of her that you could take a gander at from time to time just to make you smile?

Maybe - just maybe - celebrities sometimes do things just like non-celebrities and for non-celebrity reasons. Maybe - just maybe - leaked pictures from a hacked phone are sometimes really leaked pictures from a hacked phone.

Of course, I'm sure you're right that almost every time this happens the celebrity is just trying to get publicity. I mean, how else could a celebrity possibly get publicity? It's not like there's a whole industry out there designed to help them promote themselves.

But yeah, she's obviously an attention whore who wanted you - yes, you! - to see her in glasses, without makeup, wearing a boring old T-shirt.

Your powers of deduction are blow my mind, Holmes.
 
2012-03-05 06:37:42 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Your powers of deduction are blow my mind, Holmes.


FTFM

/damn insomnia
 
2012-03-05 06:40:14 AM
Here are the pics. Looks like Hendricks, maybe Sarah Silverman, Katee Sackhoff and Michelle Trachtenberg(maybe?), and Olivia Munn.

NSFW (new window)

It's been pointed out that Olivia Munn captions pics the same way on her twitter feed so possibly legit that she wrote the captions herself.
 
2012-03-05 06:46:59 AM
Olivia Munn put out the same exact statement. "ALL OF THEM ARE ME EXCEPT THE NAKED/BREAST/CROTCH SHOT!"

Even their press releases were worded the same way.

Calling the nudes theirs.
 
2012-03-05 06:48:34 AM
oh, yeah, add on to my previous comment:

they both said someone hired look-a-likes to post nude to make it look like it was them.

Two different people with the same exact story on something like this? Either they have the same agency/manager/pr firm or they're both lying their assets off.
 
2012-03-05 06:49:01 AM
Ladies, it's 2012. Photoshop those boobies, please.
 
2012-03-05 07:03:31 AM
Q: So tell me about Miss West Virginia. Was she a large girl?
A: Yes.
Q: Big through the hips? Roomy?
A: They all were.
Q: What else?
A: She had an object deliberately inserted into her throat. Now, that hasn't been made public yet. We don't know what it means.
 
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