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(TMZ)   Christina Hendricks confirms her phone was hacked, denies that the boobs being attributed to her are actually hers. I guess we should have known... those boobs were nowhere near anyone's knees   (tmz.com) divider line 301
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2012-03-05 07:17:48 PM

You Cant Explain That: All I can say is Olivia Munn is farking hot.

super hot.

for those who cant find the nude pics...look harder.


There's a link on that same page with Munn denying the naked pics are her. (new window)


Javacrucian: This story is everywhere right now. At first I was interested, then I was really interested, then I was extremely interested . . . now I've lost interest.


I had a similar experience with some Chris Pine pics. I was horrified, disgusted... somewhat interested, interested...very interested, then suddenly embarrassed, disgusted with myself and ashamed.
 
2012-03-05 07:17:58 PM

Bag of Hammers: Rent Party: I just figured out why I don't know who Olivia Munn is. I read her filmography, and I haven't seen a single thing on it.

Nobody did and her sitcom got called after 5 episodes too. This is why she released these pics herself. She has a long history of farking to get ahead (new window).


Do you actually visit that site on a regular basis? Holy shiat what a bunch of nonsense
 
2012-03-05 07:18:58 PM

strangveyn: Teufelaffe, poot_rootbeer & ambercat "Raw dick" means bareback. I hope she's got some Bayer aspirin handy!


I know that, but it still sounds gross to me and makes me think of raw flesh. I don't care if shiat is slang for chocolate ice cream, I don't want to hear about a girl rubbing brown, creamy, fragrant shiat all over tits. Okay, maybe, but only a trainwreck kind of way, I swear!
 
2012-03-05 07:22:35 PM
My ex has a chest very similar (in clothes) to that of Hendricks. The boob shot looks looks just like my ex's rack too. Safe money is that those really are her tits.
 
2012-03-05 07:25:52 PM
I will second OgrePDX's claim: his ex's breasts do look like that when naked.
 
2012-03-05 07:34:19 PM

BumpInTheNight: I will second OgrePDX's claim: his ex's breasts do look like that when naked.


+1

I just don't know, beside the judgment call that even considering push-ups they look too small, what really pushes me over to the "not her" category isn't the boobs, it's the arms and especially the torso. Those are some skinny arms for Hendricks and I don't think I've ever seen her torso that narrow.

Like I said before, though, I think Olivia Munn's lying through her tight asshole.
 
2012-03-05 07:36:07 PM

robsul82: Like I said before, though, I think Olivia Munn's lying through her tight asshole.


After reading some of the texts attributed to her, are you sure it's tight anymore?

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-03-05 07:53:26 PM
WHAT WOULD LIMBAUGH DO?
 
2012-03-05 07:57:40 PM

Teufelaffe: After reading some of the texts attributed to her, are you sure it's tight anymore?

/NTTAWWT


I'm sure Chris Pine did his best to make that as untrue as possible, yes. lol
 
2012-03-05 08:04:37 PM
Olivia Munn is kind of a horrible actress, and she really does try way, way too hard to get geeks to like her, but I find her endearing. I just have to like someone who so obviously craves my approval.

I kind of get the feeling any one of us could score with Munn just by walking up to her and saying "Meh, you're okay, I guess."
 
2012-03-05 08:06:00 PM

robsul82: TheXerox: She's married, so it's very likely that they were meant for her husband, I believe his name is Lucky Bastard.

Yes, the snozzberries guy from Super Troopers. Who must've died helping Jews escape during the Holocaust in a past life or something and is finally getting his karma reward, that's the only explanation I got.


what
the
fark

i'm happy for him but man
doesnt that mean there's hope for me
 
2012-03-05 08:10:07 PM

skepticultist: Olivia Munn is kind of a horrible actress, and she really does try way, way too hard to get geeks to like her, but I find her endearing. I just have to like debase someone who so obviously craves my everyone's approval.

I kind of get the feeling any one of us could score with Munn just by walking up to her and saying "Meh, you're okay, I guess."



FTFY. Please carry on.
 
2012-03-05 08:12:23 PM

Bag of Hammers: Nobody did and her sitcom got called after 5 episodes too. This is why she released these pics herself. She has a long history of farking to get ahead (new window).


She must be retarded, then. I think everyone knows by now that simply getting a hold of Quentin Tarantino and letting him lick your toes will land you a sizable part in Kill Bill VI or whatever.
 
2012-03-05 08:16:36 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I just don't understand people who are so obsessed with seeing (insert any celebrity name here) wearing little to nothing when there's more explicit material that's more easily available. Really, what's the point?


Seriously. Wouldn't we all rather leer at an ugly skank with a fist up her intestines than look at a sexy, beautiful, successful, confident woman?
 
2012-03-05 08:25:52 PM
Fake or not. I'm bookmarking the hell out of this page.
 
2012-03-05 08:57:01 PM

HighZoolander: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I just don't understand people who are so obsessed with seeing (insert any celebrity name here) wearing little to nothing when there's more explicit material that's more easily available. Really, what's the point?

Seriously. Wouldn't we all rather leer at an ugly skank with a fist up her intestines than look at a sexy, beautiful, successful, confident woman?


Can't there be a middle ground, with a sexy, beautiful, successful, confident woman with a fist up her uterus or intestines?
 
2012-03-05 09:02:33 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I just don't understand people who are so obsessed with seeing (insert any celebrity name here) wearing little to nothing when there's more explicit material that's more easily available. Really, what's the point?


I don't know about you. But when I'm people watching, I always want to know what hot chicks look like naked. It is all I think about. I look around and I find which chicks are hot and then I try to imagine them naked. Seeing celebrities naked fulfills some of that fantasy. You get to see someone who is normally clothed and perceived as hot naked. It is a voyeuristic fantasy for sure, but it seems pretty common. Maybe you are gay.
 
2012-03-05 09:08:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: HighZoolander: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I just don't understand people who are so obsessed with seeing (insert any celebrity name here) wearing little to nothing when there's more explicit material that's more easily available. Really, what's the point?

Seriously. Wouldn't we all rather leer at an ugly skank with a fist up her intestines than look at a sexy, beautiful, successful, confident woman?

Can't there be a middle ground, with a sexy, beautiful, successful, confident woman with a fist up her uterus or intestines?


Yes, yes there can be. Coincidentally, I've got two fists and would volunteer them both for the right woman.
 
2012-03-05 09:18:35 PM
Yes, this is a bookmark.

\waves
 
2012-03-05 09:41:02 PM
hubba hubba
23 skidoo
doin the new raccoon
goovey
right on man
nuffs enough
dat azz
who?
/git off mah lawn
 
2012-03-05 09:52:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard: beautiful, successful, confident woman with a fist up her uterus or intestines?


ufia?
 
2012-03-05 10:51:19 PM

MoeSzyslak: Olivia Munn comparison pic NSFW (new window)

I think it's a pretty safe bet that the Munn nudes are really of her.


I like how he uses the ring (something small and more or less the same from ring to ring), the bra (a mass produced item easily procured) and the background (but only between the two headless shots). He couldn't point out a mole or series of frekels or maybe something distinctive on the hands or feet?

/Still thinks they are Munn in the shots.
 
2012-03-05 11:22:18 PM

BumpInTheNight: I will second OgrePDX's claim: his ex's breasts do look like that when naked.


It's darn hard to get her naked with the lights on too. Luckily she's so pale that she practically glows in the dark.
 
2012-03-05 11:23:18 PM
Holy Jebus, there are WAAY too many words in this thread!
 
2012-03-06 12:20:06 AM
Christina Hendricks could very easily prove the boobs were not hers, all she has to do is post a pic of the real ones, and we can compare them side-by-side.
 
2012-03-06 12:36:49 AM
urban.derelict



Christina Hendricks could very easily prove the boobs were not hers, all she has to do is post a pic of the real ones, and we can compare them side-by-side.


Genius!
 
2012-03-06 12:46:57 AM

urban.derelict: Christina Hendricks could very easily prove the boobs were not hers, all she has to do is post a pic of the real ones, and we can compare them side-by-side.


farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-03-06 01:01:22 AM
Had to...
i293.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-06 02:15:54 AM

hasty ambush: Yes, something deeply flawed

[images.hitfix.com image 452x679]


You shut your whore mouth about Seth Green! Ohhhh noooo, he's short, how could he possibly be of any value?
CUTE.
FUNNY.
farkING TALENTED AS shiat.

Seth Green is farking awesome. I know gay girls who would go straight for Seth Green. He is in my top 10 guys for sure. He ROCKS!

"Deeply flawed"...bah!
 
2012-03-06 05:34:10 AM

mr.doctor: It would follow more in line with a fantasy people have. It is something they wish to have but cannot touch. Also that they are always in the spotlight, in Television, news outlets, and magazines, the desire to see more is stronger since we are always teased.

While explicit material, it may not follow the same fantasies we want. Sure we could see Mary Sue do the spread eagle with a machine getting her off, but we do not really have a connection to this person unlike the celebrities that a pushed in our face


Thanx! That does make sense!


Persnickety: The concept of "celebrity" is new to you, isn't it?


Nope, I just wasn't seeing how a celebrity exposing some part of themselves is more enticing than a Jane nobody doing the exact same thing
 
2012-03-06 07:58:02 AM
I know I'm late to this party, but damn I can't help but post for well, for later.
 
2012-03-06 08:06:06 AM

James Scameron: WHAT WOULD LIMBAUGH DO?


Somebody should start making little WWLD wristbands and see if the Right would start buying them. At the very least, it'd be more honest that the WWJD trend they indulged in during my high school years.
 
2012-03-06 09:01:46 AM
/this may be a bookmark
 
2012-03-06 11:19:14 AM

MENSTRUATION: hasty ambush: Yes, something deeply flawed

[images.hitfix.com image 452x679]

You shut your whore mouth about Seth Green! Ohhhh noooo, he's short, how could he possibly be of any value?
CUTE.
FUNNY.
farkING TALENTED AS shiat.

Seth Green is farking awesome. I know gay girls who would go straight for Seth Green. He is in my top 10 guys for sure. He ROCKS!

"Deeply flawed"...bah!


And this only reinforces the fact that women are terrible at picking mates.

See:
gossip-juice.com

www.starpulse.com


thewondrous.com


assets.nydailynews.com

img.dailymail.co.uk

www.celebritycouples.net

imworld.aufeminin.com

need I continue?
 
2012-03-06 11:29:25 AM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: MENSTRUATION: hasty ambush: Yes, something deeply flawed

[images.hitfix.com image 452x679]

You shut your whore mouth about Seth Green! Ohhhh noooo, he's short, how could he possibly be of any value?
CUTE.
FUNNY.
farkING TALENTED AS shiat.

Seth Green is farking awesome. I know gay girls who would go straight for Seth Green. He is in my top 10 guys for sure. He ROCKS!

"Deeply flawed"...bah!

And this only reinforces the fact that women are terrible at picking mates.

See:
[gossip-juice.com image 392x480]

[www.starpulse.com image 500x351]


[thewondrous.com image 468x742]


[assets.nydailynews.com image 240x328]

[img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x599]

[www.celebritycouples.net image 275x396]

[imworld.aufeminin.com image 286x400]

need I continue?


I get the rest, but what's your issue with Michael Douglas? Other than the age gap, he seems like an all right guy.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Oh, right.
 
2012-03-06 02:08:06 PM

ambercat: poot_rootbeer: Bag of Hammers: She has a long history of farking to get ahead (new window).

Ouch.

Trying to read the pseudo-clever pseudo-anonymous prose on that web site is more painful than having Chris Pine's raw, perfect dick in your butthole.

Her sexting was pretty hot up until that part. 'Raw dick' just makes me think of raw as in raw skin, so I'm picturing a red, slightly bloody dick with the skin scraped off. Blech.


I think she means "no condom".
 
2012-03-06 02:40:06 PM
i159.photobucket.com
The pic in question flipped horizontally to account for being taken in a mirror

i159.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-06 02:42:35 PM

MoeSzyslak: [i159.photobucket.com image 500x400]
The pic in question flipped horizontally to account for being taken in a mirror

[i159.photobucket.com image 450x640]


bless you, my friend.
 
2012-03-06 03:03:49 PM

MoeSzyslak: [i159.photobucket.com image 500x400]
The pic in question flipped horizontally to account for being taken in a mirror

[i159.photobucket.com image 450x640]


Oh My God! What the hell is wrong with her nipples?
 
2012-03-06 04:07:00 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MoeSzyslak: [i159.photobucket.com image 500x400]
The pic in question flipped horizontally to account for being taken in a mirror

[i159.photobucket.com image 450x640]

Oh My God! What the hell is wrong with her nipples?


googly moogly?
 
2012-03-06 04:39:24 PM

FirstNationalBastard: natmar_76: susansto-helit: I think I speak for everyone when I say: Who cares?

Because, if you're going to give me the tits, just give me the tits.
You don't need to dress it up as something it isn't.

I don't know, if she could figure out a way to make her tits into one of those old Wooly Willy games where I could drag little metal filings around 'em with a magic wand to make them into different faces and such, that would be kind of fun.


Now there's you a million-dollar idea. Something like a picture frame, so you can place any photo you want into the back, an use the magnetic wand on the other side to move the filings. Also, create an app for all platforms (including Vita and DSi) that uses any pic taken with the device, and virtual filings. There's ways to draw on digital photos, but not nearly as much fun as a Wooly Willy pic.
 
2012-03-06 05:01:29 PM
 
2012-03-06 05:12:49 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I have called upon the power of PS to create this... (NSFW)


*right-click->save link as...*
 
2012-03-06 09:37:49 PM

MoeSzyslak: [i159.photobucket.com image 500x400]
The pic in question flipped horizontally to account for being taken in a mirror

[i159.photobucket.com image 450x640]


I'm torn between being impressed and thinking you've got way too much time on your hands.

/taking odds on how soon Moe's pictures are filched by TMZ...
 
2012-03-06 11:51:01 PM
MoeSzyslak: [i159.photobucket.com image 500x400]
The pic in question flipped horizontally to account for being taken in a mirror

[i159.photobucket.com image 450x640]


I don't see the mole in the fuzzy cell phone pic due to the fuzzyness.
 
2012-03-07 12:40:10 AM
This picture makes my knees buckle. She is achingly beautiful.

It also breaks my heart because I know it was not intended for any of us to see.
www.uncensoredcelebs.net
 
2012-03-07 09:42:27 AM

Third_Uncle_Eno: MoeSzyslak: [i159.photobucket.com image 500x400]
The pic in question flipped horizontally to account for being taken in a mirror

[i159.photobucket.com image 450x640]

I don't see the mole in the fuzzy cell phone pic due to the fuzzyness.


I couldn't on my phone, and it's barely visible with the lighting and fuzziness, but it's there.

And I do agree with johnny. Circumstances are lame, and these were obviously meant for her husband, but at the same time...damn. lucky guy.
 
2012-03-07 09:57:55 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I have called upon the power of PS to create this... (NSFW)


This totally makes up for what you did to silver bikini girl.
 
2012-03-07 10:28:38 AM
MoeSzyslak is a scientist and a gentleman.
 
2012-03-07 07:05:51 PM

johnny queso: This picture makes my knees buckle. She is achingly beautiful.

It also breaks my heart because I know it was not intended for any of us to see.
[www.uncensoredcelebs.net image 640x511]


Can you imagine if it was meant for you though? My heart breaks.

Or try imagining what it would be like if pictures like that became mundane and boring to you. The horror.
 
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