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(TMZ)   Christina Hendricks confirms her phone was hacked, denies that the boobs being attributed to her are actually hers. I guess we should have known... those boobs were nowhere near anyone's knees   (tmz.com) divider line 301
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2012-03-05 02:44:13 PM
Rwa2play: Magorn: robsul82: TheXerox: She's married, so it's very likely that they were meant for her husband, I believe his name is Lucky Bastard.

Yes, the snozzberries guy from Super Troopers. Who must've died helping Jews escape during the Holocaust in a past life or something and is finally getting his karma reward, that's the only explanation I got.

There is something deeply flawed with the universe:
[img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]

Uh noooooo, there's something right with the universe when someone like Christina is viewed as a sex goddess and someone like Megan Fox is viewed as gutter slut.


I disagree. A rail thin, fake boobed girl who by all accounts is a biatch isn't regarded as highly as a curvy, natural boobed girl who by all accounts is a nice person. Also, an average looking, at best mildly talented guy actually has a shot with a super hot woman because he probably has a great personality/sense of humor/tongue/wang. Everything is right in my world. Righter than it's ever been.
 
2012-03-05 02:45:27 PM
So then, if those aren't her boobs then she's taking pics of other women, other women with large breasts. I like that idea.
 
2012-03-05 02:47:52 PM
Primitive Screwhead: [www.taptone.com image 309x419]

Ditto.
 
2012-03-05 02:47:55 PM
I'm actually disappointed by the Munn pictures. She is fit, that is about it. No real ass to speak of. Floppy, deflated boobs. I would hit it obviously but I wouldn't be begging for seconds (unless the Anal part is true, then game on). Hendricks though is revived a bit for me. Those whale pictures from awhile back made me look at her in a different way but she has taken the sexy back. Yes please.
 
2012-03-05 02:50:27 PM
Rubber Biscuit: The Voice of Doom: [img96.imageshack.us image 640x480]

Guh! Katie, put the Sack back on!


If you are suggesting that Katee Sackhoff isn't hot in that picture, or pretty much every other picture taken of her since she started acting, I shall have to ask you to leave this thread, sir.
 
2012-03-05 02:55:46 PM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I just don't understand people who are so obsessed with seeing (insert any celebrity name here) wearing little to nothing when there's more explicit material that's more easily available. Really, what's the point?

Maybe we could put this is a context that's more up your alley... Picture Katt from Starfox...
 
2012-03-05 02:57:26 PM
johnny queso: KatjaMouse: johnny queso: Well, except for the whole theft thing. That's not really cool.

I have to agree. I got into a fight with someone over the phone hacking scandal concerning Scarlet Johansen because they were saying "if she was stupid enough to have that on her phone then they should be out there". As soon as I told him "what if you had a crazy ex who hacked your phone and took naked photos of you and put them somewhere public?" he got all defensive and said that would be a violation of privacy and a felony.

Apparently if you're a celebrity or public figure of any kind you're not entitled to any kind of privacy whatsoever.

if i agree to feel guilty can i keep my boner? i promise i'll only use it for good.


Pfft. We didn't hack her phone and publish these pictures. We can enjoy the pictures for the time being and still hope the ass that did the hacking get charged.

I also think that tabloids need to get fined out the ass for purchasing such obviously hot* photos

* Hot- as in both sexy and stolen
 
2012-03-05 03:06:09 PM
valar_morghulis:
I would gladly slurp her bathwater.


farm1.staticflickr.com

You're in luck. I just got through bathing her, and we're off to my bunk.

I left a straw on the sink. Enjoy.
 
2012-03-05 03:08:00 PM
What's an Olivia Munn?

/that doesn't even show up on my radar.
 
2012-03-05 03:08:33 PM
Barry McCackiner: I'm actually disappointed by the Munn

ftfy...munn would do just about anything to get her name in the same article as Christina

/munn shouldn't even be mentioned in the same article as glorious christina hendricks
//thanks for the tit shot, Christina! xoxo
///yes I'm certain they're hers
//probably had a little too much to drink last night, she did
/i know I did...n't
..yeah, I'm sure someone would go to all the trouble of 'hacking' Christina's phone just to add a pic of ample breasts that look amazingly like what Christina's would
///off to release pic of my johnson so tomorrow I can claim my phone was 'hacked' and someone 'uploaded' a 'picture' of my 'johnson' to 'the internets'
 
2012-03-05 03:10:20 PM
This is not a bookmark. A dirty, dirty bookmark.
 
2012-03-05 03:11:10 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: valar_morghulis:
I would gladly slurp her bathwater.

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

You're in luck. I just got through bathing her, and we're off to my bunk.

I left a straw on the sink. Enjoy.


That was evil and fantastic

and this is not just a bookmark
 
2012-03-05 03:12:23 PM
Primitive Screwhead: [www.taptone.com image 309x419]

This
 
2012-03-05 03:14:02 PM
Man, both those women are so incredibly hot without makeup.
 
2012-03-05 03:15:09 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: What's an Olivia Munn?

/that doesn't even show up on my radar.



It's how a stereotypical Rastafarian would say "Olivia,man...."


But that's...not important right now.
 
2012-03-05 03:16:54 PM
i might have to profread this entire thread when i am away from my place of business. if only there were some way to mark this thread for further perusal.
 
Skr
2012-03-05 03:18:03 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com
So soft and fluffy. I'd take a 20 year cat nap on those pillows of happiness.
 
2012-03-05 03:18:52 PM
d3: Winktologist: Just saw that episode of Firefly with her in it tonight, which coupled with every dress she wears in Mad Men screaming under pressure at the seams, all I can really say is

Want.

Was this the first episode where they were more hidden or the second episode where they are just out there for everyone to enjoy?

I think Nathan Fillion's reaction to seeing her topless was probably the least amount of actual 'acting' required on that show.


Firefly Hendricks is peak Hendricks.
 
2012-03-05 03:19:38 PM
The Voice of Doom: [img96.imageshack.us image 640x480]

buffy's little sister and starbuck....

its the greatest combo of jr high and adult fantasies combined.

/damn the kittens!!!!
 
2012-03-05 03:24:28 PM
Boeheimian Rhapsody: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 375x500]

I think this is my favorite of her leaked photos.

She's beautiful.


Wow. That sure makes up for the infamous swimsuit pictures.
 
2012-03-05 03:31:24 PM
Tanukis_Parachute: i might have to profread this entire thread when i am away from my place of business. if only there were some way to mark this thread for further perusal.

I concur. I hope there is only some way that I will be able to recall my place in this thread at a later time, when I am no longer at my office.
 
2012-03-05 03:37:36 PM
She'd be sexier in Mad Men if her character didn't walk like Roger from American Dad.
 
2012-03-05 03:42:23 PM
Wow......
 
2012-03-05 03:44:06 PM
KatjaMouse: johnny queso: KatjaMouse: johnny queso: Well, except for the whole theft thing. That's not really cool.

I have to agree. I got into a fight with someone over the phone hacking scandal concerning Scarlet Johansen because they were saying "if she was stupid enough to have that on her phone then they should be out there". As soon as I told him "what if you had a crazy ex who hacked your phone and took naked photos of you and put them somewhere public?" he got all defensive and said that would be a violation of privacy and a felony.

Apparently if you're a celebrity or public figure of any kind you're not entitled to any kind of privacy whatsoever.

if i agree to feel guilty can i keep my boner? i promise i'll only use it for good.

Pfft. We didn't hack her phone and publish these pictures. We can enjoy the pictures for the time being and still hope the ass that did the hacking get charged.

I also think that tabloids need to get fined out the ass for purchasing such obviously hot* photos

* Hot- as in both sexy and stolen


Thank you for the absolution. Her mussed hair is going to linger with me for a while.
 
2012-03-05 04:27:50 PM
Related to this: If those are really Olivia Munn in the photos of Munn I would hit it even harder...
 
2012-03-05 04:44:24 PM
Well, I used to dislike Munn, but if those are really her texts, and she really talks that way to her man..?

My respect for her has risen.
 
2012-03-05 04:57:56 PM
forum.encyclopediadramatica.ch
 
2012-03-05 04:58:24 PM
Sweet. Mother.
 
2012-03-05 05:02:45 PM
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: Well, I used to dislike Munn, but if those are really her texts, and she really talks that way to her man..?

My respect for her has risen.


That's not the only thing that has risen, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-03-05 05:08:50 PM
( ,@_@),⌐■-■
MOTHER OF GOD
 
2012-03-05 05:17:36 PM
Tenk: galactus5000: Tenk: Here are the pics. Looks like Hendricks, maybe Sarah Silverman, Katee Sackhoff and Michelle Trachtenberg(maybe?), and Olivia Munn.

NSFW (new window)

It's been pointed out that Olivia Munn captions pics the same way on her twitter feed so possibly legit that she wrote the captions herself.

Where did you see these two? The other three are up on that link, but...for...umm...curiousity sake, where are those two?


I think the seventh picture down might be Sarah Silverman and I believe that's Katee Sackhoff on the left in the picture under that one. Neither of them nude though.


MEH

Looked after work and was 404ed.
 
2012-03-05 05:22:21 PM
OgreMagi: This is not a bookmark. A dirty, dirty bookmark.

This is a quote, so i'm justified.
 
2012-03-05 05:23:02 PM
Olivia Munn comparison pic NSFW (new window)

I think it's a pretty safe bet that the Munn nudes are really of her.
 
2012-03-05 05:24:36 PM
I just figured out why I don't know who Olivia Munn is. I read her filmography, and I haven't seen a single thing on it.
 
2012-03-05 05:28:01 PM
MoeSzyslak: Olivia Munn comparison pic NSFW (new window)

I think it's a pretty safe bet that the Munn nudes are really of her.


Yeah, I'm a lot more comfortable saying that's Munn than the Hendricks shot being real.
 
2012-03-05 05:31:01 PM
MoeSzyslak: I think it's a pretty safe bet that the Munn nudes are really of her.

she's ugly and flat-chested and has already been in playboy and I can't believe people are wasting time talking about her, she's got pancake tits.

/christina hendricks ftw!
 
2012-03-05 05:35:35 PM
Rent Party: I just figured out why I don't know who Olivia Munn is. I read her filmography, and I haven't seen a single thing on it.

Nobody did and her sitcom got called after 5 episodes too. This is why she released these pics herself. She has a long history of farking to get ahead (new window).


14 minutes, 45 seconds and counting Ms Munn.
 
2012-03-05 05:38:42 PM
urban.derelict: MoeSzyslak: I think it's a pretty safe bet that the Munn nudes are really of her.

she's ugly and flat-chested and has already been in playboy and I can't believe people are wasting time talking about her, she's got pancake tits.

/christina hendricks ftw!


Why does it have to be one or the other? Can't we all just be happy to have possible nudes of both? Also will you feel the same way in fifteen years when Christina is scootin around on a rascal with half her toes missing?
 
2012-03-05 05:39:22 PM
urban.derelict: MoeSzyslak: I think it's a pretty safe bet that the Munn nudes are really of her.

she's ugly and flat-chested and has already been in playboy and I can't believe people are wasting time talking about her, she's got pancake tits.

/christina hendricks ftw!


You can find her unattractive, you can think her breasts are to small, but you cannot say she has pancake tits...not at least with any shred of truth.

/Undecided how I feel about Munn.
//Certainly wouldn't toss her out of bed.
 
2012-03-05 05:53:43 PM
fknra
buffy's little sister


I'll admit, she has the commendable habit of wearing low-cut and tight dresses and no underwear.
 
2012-03-05 06:08:03 PM
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: Well, I used to dislike Munn, but if those are really her texts, and she really talks that way to her man..?

My respect for her has risen.


Don't fall for it.

This is most likely just calculated pandering and attention whoring.
 
2012-03-05 06:14:22 PM
Bag of Hammers: She has a long history of farking to get ahead (new window).

Ouch.

Trying to read the pseudo-clever pseudo-anonymous prose on that web site is more painful than having Chris Pine's raw, perfect dick in your butthole.
 
2012-03-05 06:44:11 PM
Just for the record I would hit Munn like this...

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and the beautiful Christina Hendricks I would hit like this....

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2012-03-05 06:57:08 PM
She looks much better in these "candid" poses than in her glamorous photos.
 
2012-03-05 06:57:25 PM
poot_rootbeer: Bag of Hammers: She has a long history of farking to get ahead (new window).

Ouch.

Trying to read the pseudo-clever pseudo-anonymous prose on that web site is more painful than having Chris Pine's raw, perfect dick in your butthole.


Her sexting was pretty hot up until that part. 'Raw dick' just makes me think of raw as in raw skin, so I'm picturing a red, slightly bloody dick with the skin scraped off. Blech.
 
2012-03-05 07:03:17 PM
ambercat: Her sexting was pretty hot up until that part. 'Raw dick' just makes me think of raw as in raw skin, so I'm picturing a red, slightly bloody dick with the skin scraped off. Blech.

Maybe she meant 'raw' like a raw steak.

Cold and clammy and sometimes not very well trimmed.
 
2012-03-05 07:06:18 PM
poot_rootbeer: ambercat: Her sexting was pretty hot up until that part. 'Raw dick' just makes me think of raw as in raw skin, so I'm picturing a red, slightly bloody dick with the skin scraped off. Blech.

Maybe she meant 'raw' like a raw steak.

Cold and clammy and sometimes not very well trimmed.


Or maybe she meant "raw" like inexperienced and untrained.
 
2012-03-05 07:08:39 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-05 07:09:45 PM
Teufelaffe: poot_rootbeer: ambercat: Her sexting was pretty hot up until that part. 'Raw dick' just makes me think of raw as in raw skin, so I'm picturing a red, slightly bloody dick with the skin scraped off. Blech.

Maybe she meant 'raw' like a raw steak.

Cold and clammy and sometimes not very well trimmed.

Or maybe she meant "raw" like inexperienced and untrained.


Oh 'raw' as in some sort of off-smell, like discovering a container of cottage cheese in your fridge at the cottage that was off for the winter.
 
2012-03-05 07:13:26 PM
Teufelaffe, poot_rootbeer & ambercat "Raw dick" means bareback. I hope she's got some Bayer aspirin handy!
 
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