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(TMZ)   Christina Hendricks confirms her phone was hacked, denies that the boobs being attributed to her are actually hers. I guess we should have known... those boobs were nowhere near anyone's knees   (tmz.com) divider line 301
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2012-03-05 07:06:27 AM
www.spikednation.com

/oblig
 
2012-03-05 07:06:40 AM
That Borat sure is a lucky guy.
 
2012-03-05 07:08:04 AM
I like her but I'm not sure I want to see those without a support structure. She needs to hurry up and do some nude shoots before she ages any more. If nothing else keep them locked up and release them in 5-10 years when she's begging for attention and work.
 
2012-03-05 07:09:13 AM
No expert but the Olivia nude looks real based on side to side body shots. Maybe it'll take someone to find a pic of her that is the same angle and transparent image match it. I'd put 5 bucks on that its real.
 
2012-03-05 07:25:48 AM
uber humper: [www.uncensoredcelebs.net image 600x800]

An acceptable consolation prize.
 
2012-03-05 07:27:39 AM
spidermann: oh, yeah, add on to my previous comment:

they both said someone hired look-a-likes to post nude to make it look like it was them.

Two different people with the same exact story on something like this? Either they have the same agency/manager/pr firm or they're both lying their assets off.


I don't know. Seems convenient that only the nude shots don't show faces or identifiable background stuff from the other shots.
 
2012-03-05 07:28:43 AM
Olivia Munn is a perfect example of how a woman can be attractive but not sexy. You just know she's a serious pain in the ass.
 
2012-03-05 07:42:29 AM
That was pretty obvious, there is no way in hell her boobs are that perky. It's almost like some virgin put that together without understanding what boobs look like.
 
2012-03-05 07:43:56 AM
dancindan84: spidermann: oh, yeah, add on to my previous comment:

they both said someone hired look-a-likes to post nude to make it look like it was them.

Two different people with the same exact story on something like this? Either they have the same agency/manager/pr firm or they're both lying their assets off.

I don't know. Seems convenient that only the nude shots don't show faces or identifiable background stuff from the other shots.


Many chicks take nudes w/o faces showing for this reason. If that booty call goes bad and all the pics go online from sexting they will have no faces. Also who is making enough money on this to hire body doubles that could bring them down for hacking?
 
2012-03-05 07:50:27 AM
I just woke up and saw this in my feed. Is it Christmas already?
 
2012-03-05 07:57:52 AM
Tenk: Here are the pics. Looks like Hendricks, maybe Sarah Silverman, Katee Sackhoff and Michelle Trachtenberg(maybe?), and Olivia Munn.

NSFW (new window)

It's been pointed out that Olivia Munn captions pics the same way on her twitter feed so possibly legit that she wrote the captions herself.


Where did you see these two? The other three are up on that link, but...for...umm...curiousity sake, where are those two?
 
2012-03-05 07:59:06 AM
I think we're going to find out that those really are Hendricks boobs.
 
2012-03-05 07:59:53 AM
uber humper: jaylectricity: I still haven't even seen the naked one. Or Olivia Munn's.


tatas (new window)


I would like to remind everyone that the leaving of bookmarks is frowned upon.
 
2012-03-05 08:01:52 AM
Olivia Munn would be the worst Daily Show correspondent ever, worse even than Bob Wiltfong, if not for Dat Ass.

Bob Wiltfong does not have Dat Ass.
 
2012-03-05 08:03:59 AM
galactus5000: Tenk: Here are the pics. Looks like Hendricks, maybe Sarah Silverman, Katee Sackhoff and Michelle Trachtenberg(maybe?), and Olivia Munn.

NSFW (new window)

It's been pointed out that Olivia Munn captions pics the same way on her twitter feed so possibly legit that she wrote the captions herself.

Where did you see these two? The other three are up on that link, but...for...umm...curiousity sake, where are those two?



I think the seventh picture down might be Sarah Silverman and I believe that's Katee Sackhoff on the left in the picture under that one. Neither of them nude though.
 
2012-03-05 08:04:38 AM
Max: I feel like an asshole. This had better work.
Garry: This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it?
Max, Ian: Bigger tits.
Max: Go! Go! Go!
Garry: Give 'em the knee shooters.
 
2012-03-05 08:05:05 AM
KatjaMouse: I just woke up and saw this in my feed. Is it Christmas already?

i could have woken up with my head stapled to the carpet and wouldn't be more surprised than i am right now.
 
2012-03-05 08:07:14 AM
so she has another woman's bewbs on her phone? We should look into this
 
2012-03-05 08:09:09 AM
Tenk: galactus5000: Tenk: Here are the pics. Looks like Hendricks, maybe Sarah Silverman, Katee Sackhoff and Michelle Trachtenberg(maybe?), and Olivia Munn.

NSFW (new window)

It's been pointed out that Olivia Munn captions pics the same way on her twitter feed so possibly legit that she wrote the captions herself.

Where did you see these two? The other three are up on that link, but...for...umm...curiousity sake, where are those two?


I think the seventh picture down might be Sarah Silverman and I believe that's Katee Sackhoff on the left in the picture under that one. Neither of them nude though.


Hmmm, you very well may be right on Silverman - seems half the pics didn't load for me the first time. Sackoff really doesn't do anything for me, which is why I wasn't paying attention to her the first time I looked through.

Boy oh boy, is Olivia Munn a dirty mouthed little girl. I like that in a woman.
 
2012-03-05 08:19:55 AM
What have we learned today?

1) Olivia Munn is a filthy little minx that needs a spanking.

2) Both women have horrible publicists.


If you want to deny, say nothing. If you want positive spin, admit and embrace. Any other reaction makes you look silly. The photos aren't going away, might as well admitting to giving the world something beautiful.
 
2012-03-05 08:22:55 AM
Darn spell check. Conjugated the superlative when I should have superseded the adjective with a pronoun.

//math is hard.
 
2012-03-05 08:27:56 AM
Meh. About what I expected. Average looking without make-up and overweight. There is point where breast size becomes unattractive. When the nipples look like they're about to tear in half, that's the point of unattractiveness
 
2012-03-05 08:30:51 AM
Well, I can say (for me at least). That my dreams and hope might of came true. Cannot check being at work and all.
 
2012-03-05 08:33:37 AM
NeedlesslyCanadian: A few tantalizing pictures of her, great. Scroll down, boob shot with no face in frame.

I call fake.


Well, we already knew that. Question is, are they Christina's?

/Ba-dum-tsssh!
 
2012-03-05 08:34:17 AM
I'm going to say I believe those are her real breasts. We are just used to seeing them pushed up to incredible heights, to accent them in her runway dresses. I also don't think they are as saggy as many farkers would like to believe.

Her boobs in non-pushed to the chin bra...

mollywears.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-05 08:34:52 AM
Tenk: Here are the pics. Looks like Hendricks, maybe Sarah Silverman, Katee Sackhoff and Michelle Trachtenberg(maybe?), and Olivia Munn.

NSFW (new window)

It's been pointed out that Olivia Munn captions pics the same way on her twitter feed so possibly legit that she wrote the captions herself.


Normally I just find Olivia Munn annoying. Since my name is Chris I'd like to imagine she was speaking to me.
 
2012-03-05 08:35:14 AM
Lionel Mandrake: valar_morghulis: [i.imgur.com image 640x853]

I would gladly slurp her bathwater.

I can fap to that


You can fap to him drinking her bathwater? Freaky.
 
2012-03-05 08:35:37 AM
italie: What have we learned today?

that i really need to bring a spare pair of pants to work
 
2012-03-05 08:58:31 AM
Here's the thing: if those are her boobs, it doesn't change much.

She is probably not going to start doing nude scenes like Lucy Lawless has been binging on for the last couple of years. She's going to probably stay on network TV for a while longer. It does mean that folks can envy her husband a bit more, because she is adorable in the morning, but most of us figured that out already.

Drive on.
 
2012-03-05 09:12:50 AM
natmar_76: Why does a famous sex symbol need to take cell phone pics of herself to interest a man?

Oh, wait, unless these aren't really leaked photos and they're actually "leaked" photos meant to drum up interest in the starlet so she can make yet more money doing whatever new movie she's doing.


When they're working, actors and actresses are often far away from their friends and family for long stretches of time. Coincidentally, this is one reason why "set romances" tend to break out; spending lots of time being physically close with a colleague when you don't have your normal partner to indulge in emotional and physical intimacy with is pretty much a perfect recipe for transference. With the sort of phones we have today though, one can fill those needs with an SO through lots of phone-flirting/phone-sex, and pic sending is part of that.

More prosaically than that I think all of us, as seasoned internetians, can agree that folks just normally tend to use communication networks for porn transmission and acquisition. Racy pic-sending and "sexting" became common phone activities about as soon as phones gained the ability to allow them, and celebs just so happen to be human beings like the rest of us, meaning they feel motivated towards this behavior as much as anybody else would. The idea that a woman, by virtue of being recognized by society as sexy, wouldn't have any desire to show off to her SO, or that celebs would never consider taking candid pics for any reason other than PR by virtue of their fame is just patently ridiculous. The "leak" is explained far more simply by the fact that computers never really get rid of information unless you magnet-wipe them(which really just scrabbles the data into incomprehensibility), and that phone networks and handsets are probably the least defended components of modern telecommunications.
 
2012-03-05 09:13:11 AM
great googly moogly

I WANT TO BELIEVE
 
2012-03-05 09:20:03 AM
galactus5000: Bhruic: It's funny how conveniently the head is never visible in these topless/naked photos.

I mean, it's nice to dream, but both of these are pretty obvious fakes.

See, were I a famous starlet and I was taking nudes of myself to send to a lucky fella/lass, I would make sure all the nakey ones didn't have my head in them. That way, if they did leak, everyone WOULD call fake.


+1
 
2012-03-05 09:22:11 AM
Ninepoundhammer: great googly moogly

I WANT TO BELIEVE


Dreamed I was a Motor Boat
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
 
2012-03-05 09:22:43 AM
robsul82: TheXerox: She's married, so it's very likely that they were meant for her husband, I believe his name is Lucky Bastard.

Yes, the snozzberries guy from Super Troopers. Who must've died helping Jews escape during the Holocaust in a past life or something and is finally getting his karma reward, that's the only explanation I got.


He might just be a laid back, funny, supportive guy. Lots of men working in entertainment have a hard time accepting a wife more successful than them, take themselves too seriously, or are just really boring people. That really limits the field for a lady like Ms. Hendricks.
 
2012-03-05 09:27:53 AM
Tenk: Here are the pics. Looks like Hendricks, maybe Sarah Silverman, Katee Sackhoff and Michelle Trachtenberg(maybe?), and Olivia Munn.

NSFW (new window)

It's been pointed out that Olivia Munn captions pics the same way on her twitter feed so possibly legit that she wrote the captions herself.


Admittedly I don't know her, but from what interviews and behind the scenes stuff I've seen with her, Ms. Sackhoff does seem like the sort of person who would grope cast-mates for laughs. Can't say if that's Trachtenberg or not though; have they worked together on anything lately? That sort of looks like a dressing room.
 
2012-03-05 09:29:31 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'm going to say I believe those are her real breasts. We are just used to seeing them pushed up to incredible heights, to accent them in her runway dresses. I also don't think they are as saggy as many farkers would like to believe.

Her boobs in non-pushed to the chin bra...

[mollywears.files.wordpress.com image 337x493]


I pretty much agree with all of this. I'll say that it's a good chance they're hers. They have the right size, shape, and skin tone. Those saying that the boobs in the nude photo aren't as saggy as her breasts really are, 2 points to consider - as AVG said, her boobs aren't as saggy as a lot of you think (not all big boobs are saggy and she's still pretty young, they're not down to her belly button), and the picture is taken with her arms pushing her boobs together while her shirt is supporting them a bit from below, of course they're not going to look saggy like that.
Some of you can hate all you want. I understand that guys have different preferences and all, but you look at that fifth picture of her with the glasses and no pants. That's probably no or minimal makeup, her hair isn't did, and she's not wearing anything fancy. To the majority of guys, that right there is just a naturally beautiful woman with a great curvy body. I've seen better and I've seen worse, but she looks pretty damn great.
 
2012-03-05 09:30:14 AM
What's a bookmark?
 
2012-03-05 09:31:22 AM
Am I the only one who isn't thrilled with disembodied boob pictures no matter who they belong to? Those types of closeups seem more, I dunno, medical than sexy, as if they were an example in a human anatomy textbook. I'll give it a resounding "meh". The sexy morning pics are much more interesting.
 
2012-03-05 09:32:58 AM
galactus5000: Bhruic: It's funny how conveniently the head is never visible in these topless/naked photos.

I mean, it's nice to dream, but both of these are pretty obvious fakes.

See, were I a famous starlet and I was taking nudes of myself to send to a lucky fella/lass, I would make sure all the nakey ones didn't have my head in them. That way, if they did leak, everyone WOULD call fake.


And given how choosey she is about her roles, her obvious love of good writing, and the excellent way she has handled the press regarding her pregnancies in the past, Ms. Hendricks is likely just the sort of celeb smart enough to think the same way.
 
2012-03-05 09:35:05 AM
Fireproof: What's a bookmark?

Was wondering about that myself.
 
2012-03-05 09:38:33 AM
italie: If you want to deny, say nothing. If you want positive spin, admit and embrace. Any other reaction makes you look silly. The photos aren't going away, might as well admitting to giving the world something beautiful.

Er, no.

If you admit right off the bat, it's a one-day story.

If you deny, then admit, you get two-to-three days in the cycle.

The only time you go straight to admission is when you want to do damage control.
 
2012-03-05 09:39:15 AM
If we fapped to them, they're real to us.
 
2012-03-05 09:39:27 AM
Legit pics of her in see-through gowns under bright lights may provide some evidence on the issue.

Purely for academic purposes, of course.
 
2012-03-05 09:43:13 AM
imontheinternet: Legit pics of her in see-through gowns under bright lights may provide some evidence on the issue.

Purely for academic purposes, of course.



Of course.
 
2012-03-05 09:47:02 AM
imontheinternet: Legit pics of her in see-through gowns under bright lights may provide some evidence on the issue.

Purely for academic purposes, of course.


What class do I need to sign up for?
 
2012-03-05 09:50:35 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Her boobs in non-pushed to the chin bra...

great odin's raven!
 
2012-03-05 09:54:34 AM
Reminder: Mad Men season five starts March 25. Convenient?
 
2012-03-05 09:54:55 AM
Heron
Ms. Sackhoff does seem like the sort of person who would grope cast-mates for laughs. Can't say if that's Trachtenberg or not though; have they worked together on anything lately?

img268.imageshack.us

Yepp
 
2012-03-05 09:56:07 AM
born_yesterday: uber humper: jaylectricity: I still haven't even seen the naked one. Or Olivia Munn's.


tatas (new window)

I would like to remind everyone that the leaving of bookmarks is frowned upon.


Thank you. Thank you very much.
 
2012-03-05 09:56:25 AM
Baryogenesis: Am I the only one who isn't thrilled with disembodied boob pictures no matter who they belong to?

And they're easy to fake too. Headless boob pictures could belong to anyone.
 
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