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(Dumbass Daily)   Hot female teacher finds great success helping freshmen become acclimated into high school. If by "acclimated" you mean learning to have sex with the teachers, then yes, she was wildly successful. (w. haunting pic)   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 98
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2012-03-04 08:06:10 PM
More like lukewarm
 
2012-03-04 11:45:17 PM
two counts of oral copulation

This should not be against the law. (Nor that)
 
2012-03-05 12:13:31 AM
i wouldn't kick her out of bed.
 
2012-03-05 12:16:03 AM
That woman's picture belongs next to the dictionary entry for "meh"
 
2012-03-05 12:48:33 AM
I'm thinking she cleans up nicely.
 
2012-03-05 12:49:14 AM
Whoa, she looks like a young Shelly Moore Capito!
Run run !!!!
www.ourcampaigns.com
 
2012-03-05 12:50:22 AM

Lionel Mandrake: That woman's picture belongs next to the dictionary entry for "meh"


Yeah, but that's "HOT" in Hemet.

Red Shirt Blues: [www.pe.com image 345x253]

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You bastard. I laughed so hard, I can't breathe now.
 
2012-03-05 12:50:43 AM

Red Shirt Blues: [www.pe.com image 345x253]

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 297x297]


Perfect!
 
2012-03-05 12:52:26 AM
This woman is a lot hotter than that pic would indicate. Plus, she wears glasses.
 
2012-03-05 12:54:14 AM

aerojockey: This woman is a lot hotter than that pic would indicate. Plus, she wears glasses.


Hot and nearsighted is good.

For me.
 
2012-03-05 12:57:42 AM
Ah yes.. that good old 'oral copulation' thing. Again... hot, No. High up on the Utility Grade Scale, yes. Again..... Debra Lefave was hot.... this one is good enough to meet your parents if you first explained she was a blind date you couldn't get out of.


/Seen on the back of a Jeep - if I wanted a hummer I would have called your sister.
 
2012-03-05 12:58:02 AM
So, we are done with the fatty/meathface pic is hot meme then, good, thanks
 
2012-03-05 12:58:49 AM
eh, she's probably a 6/10 if she has a decent body.
 
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2012-03-05 12:59:02 AM
I think she'd be kinda cute if she wasn't crying in a mugshot

/but then I'm not 11
 
2012-03-05 12:59:32 AM
blog.nj.com
So ... you say she gives good Helmet?
 
2012-03-05 01:00:01 AM
"And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living..."
 
2012-03-05 01:00:38 AM
Second look: Her skin makes her look a lot like a before picture for facial cream.
 
2012-03-05 01:01:12 AM
This is just going to keep happening, isn't it?
 
2012-03-05 01:02:04 AM
Explains the two counts of oral copulation.
 
2012-03-05 01:04:13 AM
As this thread progresses, we will see:
1 If that was a man...
2 Yeah I'd hit it...
3 I wonder what she'd look like with jelly...
4 She's just going to get a slap on the...
 
2012-03-05 01:04:20 AM

Degenerate Monkey: This is just going to keep happening, isn't it?


Well what would YOU have people do? Take responsibility for educating their own spawn? Hell, no. They have TV to watch.
 
2012-03-05 01:04:47 AM

Red Shirt Blues: [www.pe.com image 345x253]

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Hilarious. +1
 
2012-03-05 01:05:21 AM
Not even with a 15 year old's dick.
 
2012-03-05 01:05:52 AM
Ok, let's stop doing the "hot teacher" tease in the headline, because the last few educational fornicator threads have been really disappointing.
 
2012-03-05 01:06:03 AM
No child left behind?
 
2012-03-05 01:07:16 AM

untaken_name: Degenerate Monkey: This is just going to keep happening, isn't it?

Well what would YOU have people do? Take responsibility for educating their own spawn? Hell, no. They have TV to watch.


Yeah, or we could turn this into a home-schooling debate. No.
 
2012-03-05 01:08:50 AM

Degenerate Monkey: untaken_name: Degenerate Monkey: This is just going to keep happening, isn't it?

Well what would YOU have people do? Take responsibility for educating their own spawn? Hell, no. They have TV to watch.

Yeah, or we could turn this into a home-schooling debate. No.


So then yes, it's just going to keep happening. Apparently you're cool with that. Guess there's nothing you need to hear. Have a great day.
 
2012-03-05 01:11:39 AM

untaken_name: Degenerate Monkey: untaken_name: Degenerate Monkey: This is just going to keep happening, isn't it?

Well what would YOU have people do? Take responsibility for educating their own spawn? Hell, no. They have TV to watch.

Yeah, or we could turn this into a home-schooling debate. No.

So then yes, it's just going to keep happening. Apparently you're cool with that. Guess there's nothing you need to hear. Have a great day.


You must be pretty bored trying to troll a mediocre thread at this hour. Obviously your parents did a bang-up job with you!

Enjoy that "life" of yours, champ.
 
2012-03-05 01:11:46 AM
has this always happened as much as it is now, and just wasn't reported? or is this some weird new phenomenon? seriously, these stories are coming out almost every day now. where were these teachers when i was growing up is what i really want to know!
 
2012-03-05 01:12:02 AM

Degenerate Monkey: Yeah, or we could turn this into a home-schooling debate. No.


That would be incest.
 
2012-03-05 01:12:15 AM
Looks like Ke$ha without makeup.
/can't be unseen
 
2012-03-05 01:12:57 AM
Wow.

/just...wow
//drew i'm so sorry
 
2012-03-05 01:14:17 AM
She is a police sketch artist's dream.
 
2012-03-05 01:24:01 AM

hufnmouth: Lionel Mandrake: That woman's picture belongs next to the dictionary entry for "meh"

Yeah, but that's "HOT" in Hemet.



HA! Never been to Hemet, but I've been near Hemet, and I believe you.
 
2012-03-05 01:25:11 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Explains the two counts of oral copulation.


how can you possibly copulate...
 
2012-03-05 01:31:58 AM

urban.derelict: Danger Avoid Death: Explains the two counts of oral copulation.

how can you possibly copulate...


I have a pop-up book that taught me everything I needed to know.
 
2012-03-05 01:42:50 AM
Love that the writer thought it was 'helmet'...

And she is probably a top 10 chick in Hemet. Not... "a 10"... one of the ten hottest chicks in Hemet.

Hemet is awesome...
 
2012-03-05 01:59:29 AM
Looked at picture: 'Meh'
Read article: "Hemet".

Ooooooh.
 
2012-03-05 02:12:16 AM
Being as this is fark and male dominated and for some reason male farkers seem to find this kind of behavior titillating rather than disturbing, the incidence of female-teachers-abusing-power-to-obtain-sexual-gratification-with-stud ents is grossly overrepresented. In reality, the vast majority of teachers who have inappropriate relations with their students are male. Just a typical day on fark.
 
2012-03-05 02:14:18 AM
The 17 year old that I did last week has her beat by a mile.
 
2012-03-05 02:19:09 AM

farkplug: Being as this is fark and male dominated and for some reason male farkers seem to find this kind of behavior titillating rather than disturbing, the incidence of female-teachers-abusing-power-to-obtain-sexual-gratification-with-stud ents is grossly overrepresented. In reality, the vast majority of teachers who have inappropriate relations with their students are male. Just a typical day on fark.


Citation Needed
 
2012-03-05 02:43:38 AM

Degenerate Monkey: You must be pretty bored trying to troll a mediocre thread at this hour. Obviously your parents did a bang-up job with you!

Enjoy that "life" of yours, champ.


You must have a small mind to think anyone who disagrees with you is attempting to trick you.
 
2012-03-05 02:45:49 AM

untaken_name: You must have a small mind to think anyone who disagrees with you is attempting to trick you.


I disagree.
 
2012-03-05 02:47:25 AM

Danger Avoid Death: untaken_name: You must have a small mind to think anyone who disagrees with you is attempting to trick you.

I disagree.


Waitaminnit...
 
2012-03-05 02:50:37 AM

matthew_tray: I'm thinking she cleans up nicely.


If she smiles and doesn't look like she's a little high, she's probably pretty easy on the eyes. At least face-wise, and hey, that's a lot of what matters. Well, not when you're a freshman in high school, all that matters is that you lubricate.
 
2012-03-05 02:54:20 AM

CultureVulture: Second look: Her skin makes her look a lot like a before picture for facial cream.


Except this was taken after
.

mikewadestr: The 17 year old that I did last week has her beat by a mile.


So... Volleyball coach? Gymnastics?
 
2012-03-05 02:59:13 AM

farkplug: Being as this is fark and male dominated and for some reason male farkers seem to find this kind of behavior titillating rather than disturbing, the incidence of female-teachers-abusing-power-to-obtain-sexual-gratification-with-stud ents is grossly overrepresented. In reality, the vast majority of teachers who have inappropriate relations with their students are male. Just a typical day on fark.


Fark is all about atypical news. Things that happen less often in the outside world will of course be overrepresented in Fark.
 
2012-03-05 03:12:29 AM
Subby just like other less than normal "would hit it" subbies.

Only if sub-human would anyone want to hit that.

Subby? Why you hate common man?
 
2012-03-05 03:14:21 AM
Is it "Helmet" or "Hemet"? The article has both spellings.
 
2012-03-05 03:23:20 AM
what's the point of fark if they remove all the really good comments...

/yes i posted ad pic too
//popular speech doesn't NEED protection
 
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