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(Fark)   LGN. Celebrating Daughter's 11th Bday today. If I never get another green in my life please green this with happy birthday messages. Printing out thread for scrapbook   (fark.com ) divider line
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2012-03-04 07:14:04 PM  
Happy Birthday, kid. Have a beer, on me.

i235.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-04 07:14:07 PM  
Happy birthday kid!
 
2012-03-04 07:14:08 PM  
Happy birthday, kiddo, from dad's online nut club! Tell him to introduce you to the Fark PhotoShop contest. It's a shallow pool and we could use the fresh talent.
 
2012-03-04 07:14:10 PM  
Happy birthday anonymous child, and good luck parents explaining the poop cake and the pedobear references
 
2012-03-04 07:14:40 PM  
It's all downhill from here. Trust me.
Once you hit double digits, it's over.
 
2012-03-04 07:15:21 PM  
happy bahdizzle!
 
2012-03-04 07:15:26 PM  
i939.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-04 07:15:40 PM  
caccioppoli.com

Happy 11th Birthday!

/And many morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!
 
2012-03-04 07:15:52 PM  
The party is @ at your house, Gator Nation is everywhere!!!! Go Gators,
 
2012-03-04 07:16:26 PM  
Happy Birthday, random internet kid!

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. So if your dad ever irritates you, never post a video on YouTube. Pony up five bucks and start a NDIT Thread in TFD.
 
2012-03-04 07:16:31 PM  
Happy Birthday! Ever since I was a kid, on my birthday, my folks would sing this song!

Happy 11th! Many, many more!

Happy Birthday! (new window)
 
2012-03-04 07:16:34 PM  
I got a pony for one of my birthdays because my Mom and/or Dad LOVED me. I rode it twice, got bored and sent it to make glue.
 
2012-03-04 07:16:40 PM  
Congrats... she's now TOO OLD and safe from pb.
 
2012-03-04 07:17:38 PM  

Andytimebomb: I got a pony for one of my birthdays because my Mom and/or Dad LOVED me. I rode it twice, got bored and sent it to make glue.


Glue and "hamburgers" but yes.

/Delicious Hamburgers, btw..
 
2012-03-04 07:17:43 PM  
photos.mongabay.com
BIRTHDAY GOAT!!
 
2012-03-04 07:17:58 PM  
Happy Birthday!

Remember to listen to your dad when he tells you that you are special....because he killed billions of your potential brothers and sisters years before he thought about trying to make you!
 
2012-03-04 07:19:04 PM  
Happy birthday! I brought you a present:

www.blackroosterbakery.com

You'll need that so Daddy can cut-paste it over the rest of the thread before printing it out.
 
2012-03-04 07:19:19 PM  

myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com

Happy Birthday, here is your Beiber cake.

 
2012-03-04 07:19:24 PM  
11 years old. NO BIRTHDAY!! (new window)
 
2012-03-04 07:19:33 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I foresee heavy editing in Subby's near future.


Yeah, I wouldn't even tell a kid about this place.

Happy Birthday kid who will grow up abnormally if she starts to read Fark.com when Mommy and Daddy aren't around. Don't forget, your parents love you, and it's about time to start telling lies. Horrible, horrible lies.

/still, a green's a green
 
2012-03-04 07:20:07 PM  
Happy birthday, kiddo!
 
2012-03-04 07:20:40 PM  
i159.photobucket.com">

HBD Kiddo!!
 
2012-03-04 07:21:31 PM  
hb kid - this world needs more good women - plz be one of them!
 
2012-03-04 07:21:46 PM  
Happy Birthday kiddo!

www.thatcutesite.com
 
2012-03-04 07:22:03 PM  

urban.derelict: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FARK CROTCHFRUIT!
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 640x557]
tell her to try to collect them all!
or
trade with friends!


Mixolydian Master: [i104.photobucket.com image 640x494]


In before ped-- DAMMIT.
 
2012-03-04 07:22:20 PM  
Happy birthday, kid! Please remember to demand better behavior from the people in your life than what's on display here. :)
 
2012-03-04 07:22:34 PM  
Happy Birthday!

Making my way into this scrapbook is the greatest accomplishment of my life.
 
2012-03-04 07:22:45 PM  
hbd, you lil' farkaritto!
 
2012-03-04 07:23:23 PM  

Hector Remarkable: ecmoRandomNumbers: I foresee heavy editing in Subby's near future.

Yeah, I wouldn't even tell a kid about this place.

Happy Birthday kid who will grow up abnormally if she starts to read Fark.com when Mommy and Daddy aren't around. Don't forget, your parents love you, and it's about time to start telling lies. Horrible, horrible lies.

/still, a green's a green


11 IS a little young, but I started reading around 15. Greenlit links are usually clean enough when compared with what you learn with classmates who may have seen porn already by then.
 
2012-03-04 07:23:35 PM  
i am 11 and what is this
 
2012-03-04 07:24:08 PM  
Happy birthday, sweet girl!! I hope your year is filled with joy and happiness.

And let this thread be a lesson in the kind of men to NEVER date when you grow up. ;)
 
2012-03-04 07:24:35 PM  
i1110.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-04 07:24:36 PM  
I'm just here for the cake, cause I was told there would be some.
 
2012-03-04 07:25:38 PM  
Happy birthday!
 
2012-03-04 07:26:06 PM  
I am posting in Fark's first Fail thread!


/Obscure?
 
2012-03-04 07:26:18 PM  
Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!
And ye of years 11 bells will chime!
When the heavens open up
and drink from the silver cup
The creature thus be born!
And blow the magic horn!
To alert the spirit deep within the cycle of life.
The creature has begun its journey deep forlorn,
upon this day which he be formed
In the sea of mucus the spirit rides down from the mountain
and unites with the creature in the womb
A holy union, dark mortality, until the dark mortality
breaks the chain of life
The creature thus be born
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears
A celebration of the years
from mere mortal sky
 
2012-03-04 07:26:22 PM  
Happy, Happy Birthday!!!!
 
2012-03-04 07:27:38 PM  
Why would an 11 year old girl care what a bunch of old anonymous losers say about her birthday?
 
2012-03-04 07:27:43 PM  
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-03-04 07:27:44 PM  
Happy birthday.

nataliatara.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-04 07:28:03 PM  

murdoch's_weeners: Happy birthday, kid! Please remember to demand better behavior from the people in your life than what's on display here. :)


Ditto

Happy birthday kid
 
2012-03-04 07:28:44 PM  

ariseatex: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x188]


pbrews: Happy birthday.

[nataliatara.files.wordpress.com image 450x423]


That would have been awsome!
 
2012-03-04 07:28:54 PM  
(To be sung exuberantly to the tune of Handel's Hallelujah)

HAAAPPY Birthday!
HAAAPPY Birthday!
Happy BIRTHday!
Happy BIRTHday!
Happy Birthday to you!

HAAAPPY BIRTHday!
HAAAPPY BIRTHday!
Happy BIRTHday!
Happy BIRTHday!

Happy Bir-ir-ir-thday to you!
 
2012-03-04 07:28:57 PM  
Damn you, ariseatex
 
2012-03-04 07:28:58 PM  
I'll always remember my 11th birthday. My father sat me down and gave me words of advice that have always stuck with me, and now I'll pass them along to you. Never pet a burning dog.

/wait, that wasn't me
 
2012-03-04 07:29:36 PM  
Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday dear daughter of Subbyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Happy Birthday to yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!
 
2012-03-04 07:29:53 PM  
Happy 11th birthday!
May this year bring you joy, laughter, and everything your heart desires.
Don't try to grow up too soon...enjoy being a kid as long as you can.
And don't ever vote Republican.
 
2012-03-04 07:30:44 PM  
When I turned 11 my father got me a Chinese Hooker.

You get a scrapbook with a fark thread. Happy Birthday.
 
2012-03-04 07:30:46 PM  
1011
 
2012-03-04 07:30:57 PM  
forum.i3d.net

Just kidding, kid. I'll never own the world. I'm too busy making fart jokes on Fark.

/like right now
//fart
 
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