Happy birthday, kiddo, from dad's online nut club! Tell him to introduce you to the Fark PhotoShop contest. It's a shallow pool and we could use the fresh talent.

Happy birthday anonymous child, and good luck parents explaining the poop cake and the pedobear references

It's all downhill from here. Trust me.
Once you hit double digits, it's over.

happy bahdizzle!

The party is @ at your house, Gator Nation is everywhere!!!! Go Gators,

Happy Birthday! Ever since I was a kid, on my birthday, my folks would sing this song!

Happy 11th! Many, many more!

Happy Birthday! (new window)

I got a pony for one of my birthdays because my Mom and/or Dad LOVED me. I rode it twice, got bored and sent it to make glue.

Congrats... she's now TOO OLD and safe from pb.

Andytimebomb: I got a pony for one of my birthdays because my Mom and/or Dad LOVED me. I rode it twice, got bored and sent it to make glue.

Glue and "hamburgers" but yes.

/Delicious Hamburgers, btw..

BIRTHDAY GOAT!!

Happy Birthday!

Remember to listen to your dad when he tells you that you are special....because he killed billions of your potential brothers and sisters years before he thought about trying to make you!

Happy birthday! I brought you a present:



You'll need that so Daddy can cut-paste it over the rest of the thread before printing it out.

11 years old. NO BIRTHDAY!! (new window)

ecmoRandomNumbers: I foresee heavy editing in Subby's near future.

Yeah, I wouldn't even tell a kid about this place.

Happy Birthday kid who will grow up abnormally if she starts to read Fark.com when Mommy and Daddy aren't around. Don't forget, your parents love you, and it's about time to start telling lies. Horrible, horrible lies.

/still, a green's a green

hb kid - this world needs more good women - plz be one of them!

Happy birthday, kid! Please remember to demand better behavior from the people in your life than what's on display here. :)

Happy Birthday!

Making my way into this scrapbook is the greatest accomplishment of my life.

Hector Remarkable: ecmoRandomNumbers: I foresee heavy editing in Subby's near future.

Yeah, I wouldn't even tell a kid about this place.

Happy Birthday kid who will grow up abnormally if she starts to read Fark.com when Mommy and Daddy aren't around. Don't forget, your parents love you, and it's about time to start telling lies. Horrible, horrible lies.

/still, a green's a green

11 IS a little young, but I started reading around 15. Greenlit links are usually clean enough when compared with what you learn with classmates who may have seen porn already by then.

i am 11 and what is this

Happy birthday, sweet girl!! I hope your year is filled with joy and happiness.

And let this thread be a lesson in the kind of men to NEVER date when you grow up. ;)

Hey kiddo. Just so you know, you were going to get a pony this year but you parents spent it all on the Home Shoping Channell. So after getting in trouble from all the good people from fark, they have decided to get you one next year (don't forget to remind them).

Also, because they feel so bad, your daddy will be buying you a shiny red sports car when you turn 16.

Happy Birthday and keep those hopes alive!

Happy birthday!

I am posting in Fark's first Fail thread!


/Obscure?

Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!
And ye of years 11 bells will chime!
When the heavens open up
and drink from the silver cup
The creature thus be born!
And blow the magic horn!
To alert the spirit deep within the cycle of life.
The creature has begun its journey deep forlorn,
upon this day which he be formed
In the sea of mucus the spirit rides down from the mountain
and unites with the creature in the womb
A holy union, dark mortality, until the dark mortality
breaks the chain of life
The creature thus be born
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears
A celebration of the years
from mere mortal sky

Happy, Happy Birthday!!!!

Why would an 11 year old girl care what a bunch of old anonymous losers say about her birthday?

Happy birthday.

murdoch's_weeners: Happy birthday, kid! Please remember to demand better behavior from the people in your life than what's on display here. :)

Ditto

Happy birthday kid

Damn you, ariseatex

Happy 11th birthday!
May this year bring you joy, laughter, and everything your heart desires.
Don't try to grow up too soon...enjoy being a kid as long as you can.
And don't ever vote Republican.

When I turned 11 my father got me a Chinese Hooker.

You get a scrapbook with a fark thread. Happy Birthday.

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