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(Fark)   LGN. Celebrating Daughter's 11th Bday today. If I never get another green in my life please green this with happy birthday messages. Printing out thread for scrapbook   (fark.com) divider line 488
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2012-03-04 04:20:28 PM  
Happy Birthday! Have a Great day!
 
2012-03-04 04:23:54 PM  
Hello, I am an anonymous individual on the Internet wishing you a happy birthday.
 
2012-03-04 04:24:58 PM  
Happy birthday!
 
2012-03-04 04:25:02 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-04 04:35:12 PM  
 
2012-03-04 04:35:22 PM  
Happy Birthday anonymous female child.
 
2012-03-04 04:37:18 PM  
Happy birthday, young lady

/please beg your parent to get the help he or she needs
//because this is just... dayum...
 
2012-03-04 04:40:02 PM  

Out the submitter and I will sponsor him so his kid can see this.

i369.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-04 04:41:25 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk:
/please beg your parent to get the help he or she needs
//because this is just... dayum...



Good point. Entrusting your kid's 11th Birthday to us is an interesting child-rearing strategy, subby. Was 4chan too busy or something?
 
2012-03-04 04:43:55 PM  
I foresee heavy editing in Subby's near future.
 
2012-03-04 04:48:11 PM  
the cake is a lie
 
2012-03-04 04:53:12 PM  

FloydA: Good point. Entrusting your kid's 11th Birthday to us is an interesting child-rearing strategy, subby. Was 4chan too busy or something?


Nah, we can play nice. I'm sure it'll all be LOLcats and pretty pictures.

See? Here's a goat.

daiasolgaia.com
 
2012-03-04 04:55:36 PM  
Happy birthday, kid.
 
2012-03-04 04:58:10 PM  
Because the best way to say happy birthday to an 11 year old is to print out a bunch of comments from farkers.

That's not creepy as f*ck.
 
2012-03-04 04:59:12 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-04 05:13:40 PM  

Chariset: FloydA: Good point. Entrusting your kid's 11th Birthday to us is an interesting child-rearing strategy, subby. Was 4chan too busy or something?

Nah, we can play nice. I'm sure it'll all be LOLcats and pretty pictures.

See? Here's a goat.

[daiasolgaia.com image 240x180]


That is an adorable goat.
 
2012-03-04 05:13:41 PM  
Too much saying this thread is a bad idea.

Not enough making sure this thread is a bad idea.

Happy birthday, daddy's little disappointment. I'm sure those hours he's spent throwing you a football don't mean anything to you now, but you're about to hit high school and he'll be wishing you were his star quarterback.

Be grateful he doesn't wish you were his star tight end.
 
2012-03-04 05:14:54 PM  

calbert: the cake is a lie


YOU LIE! There is no birthday pie. Because the pie is the lie. Cake is truth, cake is light fluffy goodness. Pie is like heavy fruit, grandma fruit.
 
2012-03-04 05:18:43 PM  
Happy Birthday kid. Now do yourself a favor and forward that file of jpegs labeled misc routing files to your mom and see the fun that ensues
 
2012-03-04 05:19:20 PM  
This was the first birthday card i got via email circa 1983. I pass it on.


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2012-03-04 05:24:18 PM  

Chariset: See? Here's a goat.


Dude, she's 11!
 
2012-03-04 05:31:40 PM  

Pawn takes the King: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 434x537]


My birthday is coming up, and you just gave me a great idea for a themed party...
 
2012-03-04 05:32:11 PM  

calbert: the cake is a lie


www.howtoplayblog.co.uk
 
2012-03-04 05:33:49 PM  
Every year you get older is one year closer to death for both you and your dad.
 
2012-03-04 05:54:17 PM  

Complicit: Every year you get older is one year closer to death for both you and your dad.


Thanks for the good vibes (new window)

Happy B-day kid. When you're 40, you're stop caring at all about them. Just glad that the average life span in America is 78. I still have some room to deteriorate.

/SMILES EVERYONE, SAY CHEEZE
//*FLASH*
 
2012-03-04 06:02:58 PM  
Tanti auguri!
 
2012-03-04 06:03:44 PM  
I can't seem to find that pedobear happy birthday card. Oh well...

I keed, I keed. Happy birfday daughterchile!
 
2012-03-04 06:24:03 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-03-04 06:45:12 PM  
Happy birthday! Here's the pony your daddy never gave you:

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-03-04 07:05:45 PM  
Happy birthday random kid!
 
2012-03-04 07:06:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-04 07:08:25 PM  
Good on the admins for having a sense of humor and greenlighting this.

Kid, if you haven't yet, you're gonna hit puberty soon, Try not to worry too much about girls, they're gonna be a pain later anyways. And don't take life so seriously just yet, it's gonna be a while before you fulfill your dreams to be a lawyer or doctor or Walmart cashier.
 
2012-03-04 07:08:28 PM  
Happy birthday! Remember, if your mom and/or dad truly loved you, they'd buy you a pony!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-03-04 07:08:28 PM  
Happy birthday, show us a picture of yourself.
 
2012-03-04 07:08:29 PM  
How much for the little girl?
 
2012-03-04 07:08:49 PM  
Tell your dad you don't want a birthday party, you want a lemon party. You should look it up on the web.
 
2012-03-04 07:09:27 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-04 07:09:51 PM  
Happy birthday to a young woman who, in a year or two, will be driving her parents right up the wall ... and will eventually make them cry tears of happiness.
 
2012-03-04 07:10:11 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2012-03-04 07:10:11 PM  
Hi Beautiful! Happy birthday, and many more to come.

Tell your Daddy I said to buy you something expensive.
 
2012-03-04 07:10:44 PM  
Happy Birthday! Only three more years until your friends end your sobriety!
 
2012-03-04 07:11:47 PM  
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday To You,
You Look Like A Monkey...
And You Smell Like One Too!

/yes - I'm old
 
2012-03-04 07:12:23 PM  
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FARK CROTCHFRUIT!
lh3.googleusercontent.com
tell her to try to collect them all!
or
trade with friends!
 
2012-03-04 07:12:40 PM  
This is your birthday song, it won't be very long!
 
2012-03-04 07:12:40 PM  
Happy birthday, little girl! I have a surprise for you. Wanna find it? I'll give you a hint. It's in my front pocket of my pants. Why don't you show Uncle Spunky what a good little girl you are and find that candy!
 
2012-03-04 07:12:51 PM  
Happy Birthday kid. (new window)
 
2012-03-04 07:13:03 PM  
May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake!

Happy Birthday!
 
2012-03-04 07:13:29 PM  
Your daddy drinks because you are bad. The women that come over to visit Daddy when mommy is at work are not your aunts.

Happy birthday!
 
2012-03-04 07:13:46 PM  
pics or it didnt....um, happah berfday!!!

be kind to other people. it makes a huge difference, my unknown almost teenage friend.
 
2012-03-04 07:13:52 PM  
odetoawe.com

Happy birthday, kid.
 
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