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(Politico)   "Ohio will be the last important primary." From the people that brought you "Michigan is it", "Florida is the end of the road", and "South Carolina will decide it all"   (politico.com) divider line 115
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2012-03-04 11:17:26 AM
Ohio only tells us if candidates not named Williard can continue.
 
2012-03-04 11:18:18 AM
This coming Tuesday the Republican mess that is the primaries can fark off. I'm going to go vote to make the county I live in wet which is more important that what crap they're throwing at the wall.
 
2012-03-04 11:24:21 AM
A Terrible Human: This coming Tuesday the Republican mess that is the primaries can fark off. I'm going to go vote to make the county I live in wet which is more important that what crap they're throwing at the wall.

This.

I just got back from HEB in South Texas. I couldn't buy champagne because it was before noon on Sunday. WTF kind of Sharia law bullshiat is that? Texas has a state law that prohibits alcohol sales before noon on Sundays. Cigarrettes? No problem. Nyquil? Here ya go. Beer? Get back in your pew you filthy heathen!
 
2012-03-04 11:26:46 AM
Newt should've dropped out to give santorum the momentum he needs. But he won't cuz he's selfish and Romney will win anyway.
 
Heb
2012-03-04 11:27:47 AM
logic523: A Terrible Human: This coming Tuesday the Republican mess that is the primaries can fark off. I'm going to go vote to make the county I live in wet which is more important that what crap they're throwing at the wall.

This.

I just got back from HEB in South Texas. I couldn't buy champagne because it was before noon on Sunday. WTF kind of Sharia law bullshiat is that? Texas has a state law that prohibits alcohol sales before noon on Sundays. Cigarrettes? No problem. Nyquil? Here ya go. Beer? Get back in your pew you filthy heathen!


It was a pleasure having you
 
2012-03-04 11:30:27 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Ohio only tells us if candidates not named Williard can continue.

ology.com

Not sure if serious
 
2012-03-04 11:31:02 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Newt should've dropped out to give santorum the momentum he needs. But he won't cuz he's selfish and Romney will win anyway.

Yeah, sociopaths aren't out for anyone but themselves by definition. After Gringrich's short run as "Not Romney" was over, he made it clear that his intention is now to inflict pain on Romney and the GOP for not recognizing his proper status as Definer of Civilization or whatever narcissistic, masturbatory nonsense he scribbles about himself in his free time.
 
2012-03-04 11:31:11 AM
logic523: Texas has a state law that prohibits alcohol sales before noon on Sundays. Cigarrettes? No problem. Nyquil? Here ya go. Beer? Get back in your pew you filthy heathen!

Massachusetts has the same law. You can't buy a bottle of champagne for your gay wedding or medicinal whiskey to go along with your mandatory health coverage before noon.

Weird.
 
2012-03-04 11:31:16 AM
Personally, I think the race will be decided in Guanoville.
 
2012-03-04 11:34:44 AM
The MSM sure seems very concerned about the GOP race. Where were these stories when Obama/Hillary went at it for a long time on the campaign trail? Almost every story is out the GOP competition is a negative, yet this wasn't the case when it was HIllary/Obama.
 
2012-03-04 11:35:29 AM
what_now: logic523: Texas has a state law that prohibits alcohol sales before noon on Sundays. Cigarrettes? No problem. Nyquil? Here ya go. Beer? Get back in your pew you filthy heathen!

Massachusetts has the same law. You can't buy a bottle of champagne for your gay wedding or medicinal whiskey to go along with your mandatory health coverage before noon.

Weird.


Liquor stores aren't open in Minnesota on sundays. Grocery stores can only carry 3.2 beer. Sales of beer on sundays in grocery stores are limited to after noon or something.

The only regulation California has is, no sales between 2am and 6am. That's it and that's why I'm glad I live here.
 
2012-03-04 11:35:52 AM
This might be true. If Romney wins, then it's over. But if he doesn't, it keeps going. This is the last chance for Republicans to reject Mitt Romney. They've rallied around him twice in the past before jumping the ship. This is the third try. If they run from him again, he's in Big Trouble.
 
2012-03-04 11:36:58 AM
what_now: logic523: Texas has a state law that prohibits alcohol sales before noon on Sundays. Cigarrettes? No problem. Nyquil? Here ya go. Beer? Get back in your pew you filthy heathen!

Massachusetts has the same law. You can't buy a bottle of champagne for your gay wedding or medicinal whiskey to go along with your mandatory health coverage before noon.

Weird.


It's laws like these that make me laugh when I hear people talk about America being the "most free country in the world".
 
2012-03-04 11:39:34 AM
Why Bother? God already told Pat Robertson who was going to win, so let's just let him pick the winner.
 
2012-03-04 11:39:42 AM
MyRandomName: Almost every story is out the GOP competition is a negative, yet this wasn't the case when it was HIllary/Obama.

It's almost as if the GOP can't go a whole day without doing or saying something absolutely horrible, or something.
 
2012-03-04 11:41:23 AM
MyRandomName: Where were these stories when Obama/Hillary went at it for a long time on the campaign trail?

farking Memories. How do they work?
 
2012-03-04 11:41:29 AM
How any halfway educated literate American citizen in the 21st Century can even consider voting for a Mormon is astonishing and dismaying.

Just have a little look at the various Wiki entries on the LDS. Check out the history of lies, fraud, swindling, hoaxes, grand claims full of hot air. It's a nutty cult at best.

Of course, there's always Gore Vidal's comment about the US Presidency: he likens it to the role the Queen of England plays. They wheel her out to do a ceremonial performance on occasion; but she doesn't really exert any decision-making power.

Look at poor confused resentful Dubya. Could he have ordered up a nuclear strike on Russia? Told Wall Street or Big Oil or Big Pharma to step down? Highly unlikely.

And if he did, chances are there'd be an unfortunate 'accident' lurking for him.
 
2012-03-04 11:41:52 AM
what_now: logic523: Texas has a state law that prohibits alcohol sales before noon on Sundays. Cigarrettes? No problem. Nyquil? Here ya go. Beer? Get back in your pew you filthy heathen!

Massachusetts has the same law. You can't buy a bottle of champagne for your gay wedding or medicinal whiskey to go along with your mandatory health coverage before noon.

Weird.


I can't buy beer on Sunday at all in Georgia (except in a few selected municipalities). Luckily I'm just a few miles from Chattanooga.
 
2012-03-04 11:50:37 AM
Krymson Tyde: I can't buy beer on Sunday at all in Georgia (except in a few selected municipalities).

Yeah! And here in Portland, there are some serious questions as to whether or not you'll be able to buy liquor at a roach coach, so I know how you feel.
 
2012-03-04 11:51:54 AM
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2012-03-04 11:53:47 AM
A Terrible Human: I'm going to go vote to make the county I live in wet which is more important that what crap they're throwing at the wall.

Dry county? What sort of backwater hellhole do you live in? (I grew up in Central Kentucky, I know me some backwater hellhole dry counties.)

logic523: I just got back from HEB in South Texas.

Your grocery store is named after a guy named "Butt". LOLOLOL.

//Loves me some H-E-B
 
2012-03-04 11:54:55 AM
MyRandomName: The MSM sure seems very concerned about the GOP race. Where were these stories when Obama/Hillary went at it for a long time on the campaign trail? Almost every story is out the GOP competition is a negative, yet this wasn't the case when it was HIllary/Obama.

There's no conspiracy. It's just the new reality of the never ending campaign. Governing is less important than continuously campaigning and raising money for the next election. More to the point, though, I think your fear that the media is treating Democrats and Republicans differently is unfounded. Right now, the Republicans (not the media) are spending millions of dollars attacking each other. When Hillary and Obama were running, they had a fairly clean and positive campaign. I remember positive campaigns based on hope and change and there not being two Americas, but a United States of America. I don't recall many attack ads. In fact, I think Obama's only "attack" ad was one in which his campaign quoted a newspaper article which said HIllary had run a negative ad. Pretty weaksauce compared to the vitriolic smears of today's Republicans.
 
Heb
2012-03-04 11:55:11 AM
SpeedyBB: How any halfway educated literate American citizen in the 21st Century can even consider voting for a Mormon is astonishing and dismaying.

Just have a little look at the various Wiki entries on the LDS. Check out the history of lies, fraud, swindling, hoaxes, grand claims full of hot air. It's a nutty cult at best.

Of course, there's always Gore Vidal's comment about the US Presidency: he likens it to the role the Queen of England plays. They wheel her out to do a ceremonial performance on occasion; but she doesn't really exert any decision-making power.

Look at poor confused resentful Dubya. Could he have ordered up a nuclear strike on Russia? Told Wall Street or Big Oil or Big Pharma to step down? Highly unlikely.

And if he did, chances are there'd be an unfortunate 'accident' lurking for him.


Meh. The Mormons aren't really any more fraudulent when it comes to the message of Christ than most Christian denominations. They just haven't been in the game as long.
 
2012-03-04 11:55:48 AM
Nope.
According to farkers here last week Santorum will beat Romney by 10+ points in Ohio.
 
2012-03-04 11:58:06 AM
AKTurkey: Britney Spear's Speculum: Ohio only tells us if candidates not named Williard can continue.

[ology.com image 375x245]

Not sure if serious


Nobody cares what the old rube does or doesn't do.
 
2012-03-04 11:58:57 AM
Krymson Tyde: what_now: logic523: Texas has a state law that prohibits alcohol sales before noon on Sundays. Cigarrettes? No problem. Nyquil? Here ya go. Beer? Get back in your pew you filthy heathen!

Massachusetts has the same law. You can't buy a bottle of champagne for your gay wedding or medicinal whiskey to go along with your mandatory health coverage before noon.

Weird.

I can't buy beer on Sunday at all in Georgia (except in a few selected municipalities). Luckily I'm just a few miles from Chattanooga.


We changed that law last November! Nobody told you? Our long state nightmare is over!
 
2012-03-04 12:03:54 PM
Welcome to American Presidential politics, subby?
 
2012-03-04 12:05:29 PM
MyRandomName: The MSM sure seems very concerned about the GOP race. Where were these stories when Obama/Hillary went at it for a long time on the campaign trail? Almost every story is out the GOP competition is a negative, yet this wasn't the case when it was HIllary/Obama.

Go read "Game Change" by John Heilemann. The Obama / Clinton primary was plenty nasty.

Damn fine read in it's own right.
 
2012-03-04 12:07:34 PM
SpeedyBB: How any halfway educated literate American citizen in the 21st Century can even consider voting for a Mormon is astonishing and dismaying.

Just have a little look at the various Wiki entries on the LDS. Check out the history of lies, fraud, swindling, hoaxes, grand claims full of hot air. It's a nutty cult at best.


Because any intelligent person recognizes that all major religions are equally false and dangerous. The difference is that Romney, for whatever crazy things he believes in, shows at least marginal restraint from inflicting those ideas on the rest of the country, whereas Santorum does not.
 
2012-03-04 12:09:11 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Nope.
According to farkers here last week Santorum will beat Romney by 10+ points in Ohio.


to be fair to farkers, RCP polling average showed Santorum with a +7% advantage before the weekend.
 
2012-03-04 12:11:17 PM
also, Nate Silver is still predicting a win for Santorum in Ohio, with 64% odds.
 
2012-03-04 12:14:44 PM
MyRandomName: The MSM sure seems very concerned about the GOP race. Where were these stories when Obama/Hillary went at it for a long time on the campaign trail? Almost every story is out the GOP competition is a negative, yet this wasn't the case when it was HIllary/Obama.

What positive stories would you be telling about this GOP lineup?
 
2012-03-04 12:18:00 PM
If Rmoney does like he did in Michigan, and carpetbombs Ohio with money and wins, then its pretty much over.
 
2012-03-04 12:21:43 PM
odinsposse: MyRandomName: The MSM sure seems very concerned about the GOP race. Where were these stories when Obama/Hillary went at it for a long time on the campaign trail? Almost every story is out the GOP competition is a negative, yet this wasn't the case when it was HIllary/Obama.

What positive stories would you be telling about this GOP lineup?


Well, none of them are known cannibals.
 
2012-03-04 12:22:13 PM
Gonz: Dry county? What sort of backwater hellhole do you live in? (I grew up in Central Kentucky, I know me some backwater hellhole dry counties.)

Ahahahahah I live in Laurel County,Ky. Plenty of meth,you can drink at the big restaurants but shame on you for wanting to go to a store to buy a bottle of vodka. The prohibitionists have been showing hilarious commercials showing Gellico and Cumberland as if they're shiatholes because of alcohol sales. Really? Last time I looked downtown London looks like shiat ,there are farking wires hanging out of the crosswalk signs,all without alcohol. Maybe it would improve if it gets to be sold in the stores and the county gets the revenue instead of the bootleggers or Richmond/Manchester.
 
2012-03-04 12:22:55 PM
And I thought the Maine liquor code was weird. Well, It's still weird. But you can start selling liquor at 9:00 instead of Noon on Sundays.
 
2012-03-04 12:23:51 PM
dumbobruni: also, Nate Silver is still predicting a win for Santorum in Ohio, with 64% odds.

He does do well in the dumb-as-dogshiat midwest.

/resident of one of the newest member-states of the dumb-as-dogshiat midwest
 
2012-03-04 12:24:49 PM
odinsposse: What positive stories would you be telling about this GOP lineup?

As far as we know, none of them leave the toilet seat up.
 
2012-03-04 12:24:55 PM
Notabunny: MyRandomName: The MSM sure seems very concerned about the GOP race. Where were these stories when Obama/Hillary went at it for a long time on the campaign trail? Almost every story is out the GOP competition is a negative, yet this wasn't the case when it was HIllary/Obama.

There's no conspiracy. It's just the new reality of the never ending campaign. Governing is less important than continuously campaigning and raising money for the next election. More to the point, though, I think your fear that the media is treating Democrats and Republicans differently is unfounded. Right now, the Republicans (not the media) are spending millions of dollars attacking each other. When Hillary and Obama were running, they had a fairly clean and positive campaign. I remember positive campaigns based on hope and change and there not being two Americas, but a United States of America. I don't recall many attack ads. In fact, I think Obama's only "attack" ad was one in which his campaign quoted a newspaper article which said HIllary had run a negative ad. Pretty weaksauce compared to the vitriolic smears of today's Republicans.


Also, Barack and Hillary were both well respected politicians that shared many common ideas between their platforms. There's no comparison to the GOP's travelling Chicken F*cking Circus that's going on right now.
 
2012-03-04 12:27:38 PM
jso2897: Well, none of them are known cannibals.

Two are Catholic, transubstantiation says they're cannibals.
 
2012-03-04 12:28:27 PM
So I just registered to vote in Ohio for the first time... should I cast a joke ballot for Santorum? Also, do I need to be a registered Republican to vote in the primary? (I forget what I registered as... either Dem. or Ind., if any)
 
2012-03-04 12:35:15 PM
what_now: logic523: Texas has a state law that prohibits alcohol sales before noon on Sundays. Cigarrettes? No problem. Nyquil? Here ya go. Beer? Get back in your pew you filthy heathen!

Massachusetts has the same law. You can't buy a bottle of champagne for your gay wedding or medicinal whiskey to go along with your mandatory health coverage before noon.

Weird.


Freedom means "freedom to live according to God's law." Not license to sin.
 
2012-03-04 12:35:52 PM
aselene: Freedom means "freedom to live according to God's law." Not license to sin.

Jesus didn't drink wine?
 
2012-03-04 12:38:11 PM
A Terrible Human: aselene: Freedom means "freedom to live according to God's law." Not license to sin.

Jesus didn't drink wine?


I'm not sure. He turned water to wine, but that doesn't mean he drank any. On the cross, someone put a sponge full of sour wine to his lips. I'm not sure there are any Biblical references to Jesus ever drinking wine voluntarily.
 
2012-03-04 12:40:22 PM
Mr. Vasoline: words

Sounds good to me, Augustine!

/sarcasm
 
2012-03-04 12:42:45 PM
aselene: I'm not sure. He turned water to wine, but that doesn't mean he drank any. On the cross, someone put a sponge full of sour wine to his lips. I'm not sure there are any Biblical references to Jesus ever drinking wine voluntarily.

You don't take turning water into wine as approving of drinking it? Did Jesus turn the water into wine so he could tempt people to sin?
 
2012-03-04 12:52:01 PM
DeltaPunch: So I just registered to vote in Ohio for the first time... should I cast a joke ballot for Santorum? Also, do I need to be a registered Republican to vote in the primary? (I forget what I registered as... either Dem. or Ind., if any)

Romney's been running for 6 or so years and the Party decided long ago that this year is his turn. Nothing can change that. So you should cast your vote for Santorum to drag out the lulz.
 
2012-03-04 12:52:32 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: The only regulation California has is, no sales between 2am and 6am. That's it and that's why I'm glad I live here.

Well, they also can't have giveaways with alcohol purchases. I work for a hotel company, and we have to exempt alcohol purchases from our points program in California due to the law.

Still, comparatively light compared to a lot of other places.
 
2012-03-04 12:53:42 PM
what_now: logic523: Texas has a state law that prohibits alcohol sales before noon on Sundays. Cigarrettes? No problem. Nyquil? Here ya go. Beer? Get back in your pew you filthy heathen!

Massachusetts has the same law. You can't buy a bottle of champagne for your gay wedding or medicinal whiskey to go along with your mandatory health coverage before noon.

Weird.


At least you can now buy on Sunday.

When I first moved here, liquor stores could only be open on Sundays during Christmastime. One Sunday evening I wanted to buy milk at like 6PM. The grocery store was closed, but the liquor store was still open.
 
2012-03-04 12:53:53 PM
MyRandomName: Where were these stories when Obama/Hillary went at it for a long time on the campaign trail?

Everywhere.

You must have a very short and/or very selective memory.
 
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