RexTalionis: You know, I wonder how good a caffeine spray in the eye would work. The skin is the thinnest and most permeable in the eyelid.
J. Frank Parnell: If the regular x-rays don't encourage cancer growth enough, the sugar in those drinks will surely help.[upload.wikimedia.org image 241x188]
Poison: Hey hospital-how about fixing the door and getting the guy a cart?
doglover: What if you don't like coffee?
sillysillysilly: So he takes 4 cups of STARBUCKS coffee a year to people??
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