skinink: The Lady GaGa Golf course: 18 holes of everyone not actually playing, just showing off their skank outfits.

In the unfortunate 18th hole, you put your head into a golf ball dimpler.

Marcus Aurelius: The fact that Kiss still has fans shows you what kind of serious problems we have in America today.

Oh, give me a farkin' break, mister serious music fan.

it's entertainment. Razzle dazzle. Wow, shiny things! What's the harm in that? No one's saying these guys are the voice of a generation, or some important beatles-esque band that matters. It's loud, fun music played with style and showmanship. And as pop songs go, they're well crafted. Everybody knows the words. Makes you forget about all the mopey, stupid shiat in your life for a couple of hours. Paul Stanley says as much on stage.

It's a carnival show, a festival of rock and roll. It's also inspired more kids to pick up a guitar than just about anyone this side of Jimmy Page.

I don't really care if you like it or not, But ff the stick is jammed so far up your ass that you can't at least see that other people just want to have some fun once in a while, I feel sorry for you.

How soon until there is a Mini Kiss mini golf course?

Marcus Aurelius: It's pretty hilarious that anyone thinks they're relevant today.

I bet they have more fans than any of the groups you like. Then again, we've probably never even heard of the bands you like, right?