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(Orlando Sentinel)   KISS miniature golf course opens in Las Vegas. Gene Simmons: "The 18th hole is in my tongue"   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 32
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2012-03-04 08:53:08 AM
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You're gonna die, clown Gene!
 
2012-03-04 09:17:17 AM
It's pretty hilarious that parents actually thought these guys were Satan worshipers in the '70s.
 
2012-03-04 10:59:46 AM

Mugato: It's pretty hilarious that parents actually thought these guys were Satan worshipers in the '70s.


It's pretty hilarious that anyone thinks they're relevant today.

I didn't need another reason to stay the hell away from Vegas, but this one will do nicely.
 
2012-03-04 12:09:39 PM
Gene Simmons bores teh shiat outta me. He's a boring, classless, crass, washed up parody of a rock star.

/There I said it.
 
2012-03-04 12:16:34 PM
Are his fans really stupid or something? He unapologetically exploits them for all they're worth to their faces and they just keep coming back for more. Why would anybody be loyal to that kind of treatment?
 
2012-03-04 12:38:09 PM

Jamdug!: Are his fans really stupid or something? He unapologetically exploits them for all they're worth to their faces and they just keep coming back for more. Why would anybody be loyal to that kind of treatment?


I don't think he has fans. All he has is an ability to talk entertainment executives into giving him gigs.
 
2012-03-04 12:49:47 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Jamdug!: Are his fans really stupid or something? He unapologetically exploits them for all they're worth to their faces and they just keep coming back for more. Why would anybody be loyal to that kind of treatment?

I don't think he has fans. All he has is an ability to talk entertainment executives into giving him gigs.


Well, whatever it is, I think we should host a Fark party on the day he dies.
 
2012-03-04 01:24:38 PM
His tongue is the 18th hole?

I wouldn't go there if his ass was the umbrella stand.
 
2012-03-04 01:54:49 PM

Marcus Aurelius: It's pretty hilarious that anyone thinks they're relevant today.


I bet they have more fans than any of the groups you like. Then again, we've probably never even heard of the bands you like, right?
 
2012-03-04 02:02:35 PM
Dark, glow in the dark everything, black lights and nothing but KISS blaring all around me? No thanks.
 
2012-03-04 02:10:51 PM
Better course

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2012-03-04 02:18:38 PM

9beers: Marcus Aurelius: It's pretty hilarious that anyone thinks they're relevant today.

I bet they have more fans than any of the groups you like. Then again, we've probably never even heard of the bands you like, right?


The fact that Kiss still has fans shows you what kind of serious problems we have in America today.
 
2012-03-04 02:58:31 PM
How soon until there is a Mini Kiss mini golf course?
 
2012-03-04 03:21:11 PM
The Lady GaGa Golf course: 18 holes of everyone not actually playing, just showing off their skank outfits.
 
2012-03-04 04:17:10 PM

skinink: The Lady GaGa Golf course: 18 holes of everyone not actually playing, just showing off their skank outfits.


In the unfortunate 18th hole, you put your head into a golf ball dimpler.
 
2012-03-04 04:33:32 PM
I heard they replaced the original 14th hole with Tommy Thayer.
 
2012-03-04 06:11:21 PM
When are Paul and Gene going to replace themselves with lookalikes so Kiss can go on touring indefinitely? You just know it's going to happen.
 
2012-03-04 06:13:13 PM

Goonie_Goo_Goo: skinink: The Lady GaGa Golf course: 18 holes of everyone not actually playing, just showing off their skank outfits.

In the unfortunate 18th hole, you put your head into a golf ball dimpler.


You, sir, are magnificent.
 
2012-03-04 06:13:48 PM
FarkCon outing, anybody?

(I had no idea this was coming, but I want to see it just for weird factor, and poss. photo ops)
 
2012-03-04 06:41:57 PM
I can think of a worse basis for mini golf... Hitler. That being said, I still wouldn't go to KISS golf. That would be the lamest family outing ever.
 
2012-03-04 08:25:32 PM

Leishu: FarkCon outing, anybody?

(I had no idea this was coming, but I want to see it just for weird factor, and poss. photo ops)


I was going to say this. What an opportunity! A whole mess of tanked up farkers and a Kiss mini golf course? A match made in Hades!
 
2012-03-04 09:26:02 PM

Marcus Aurelius: The fact that Kiss still has fans shows you what kind of serious problems we have in America today.


Oh, give me a farkin' break, mister serious music fan.

it's entertainment. Razzle dazzle. Wow, shiny things! What's the harm in that? No one's saying these guys are the voice of a generation, or some important beatles-esque band that matters. It's loud, fun music played with style and showmanship. And as pop songs go, they're well crafted. Everybody knows the words. Makes you forget about all the mopey, stupid shiat in your life for a couple of hours. Paul Stanley says as much on stage.

It's a carnival show, a festival of rock and roll. It's also inspired more kids to pick up a guitar than just about anyone this side of Jimmy Page.

I don't really care if you like it or not, But ff the stick is jammed so far up your ass that you can't at least see that other people just want to have some fun once in a while, I feel sorry for you.
 
2012-03-04 09:47:30 PM

Great_Milenko: Marcus Aurelius: The fact that Kiss still has fans shows you what kind of serious problems we have in America today.

Oh, give me a farkin' break, mister serious music fan.

it's entertainment. Razzle dazzle. Wow, shiny things! What's the harm in that? No one's saying these guys are the voice of a generation, or some important beatles-esque band that matters. It's loud, fun music played with style and showmanship. And as pop songs go, they're well crafted. Everybody knows the words. Makes you forget about all the mopey, stupid shiat in your life for a couple of hours. Paul Stanley says as much on stage.

It's a carnival show, a festival of rock and roll. It's also inspired more kids to pick up a guitar than just about anyone this side of Jimmy Page.

I don't really care if you like it or not, But ff the stick is jammed so far up your ass that you can't at least see that other people just want to have some fun once in a while, I feel sorry for you.


[youmad.jpg]


/kisssucksballs
 
2012-03-04 09:54:29 PM
Gene Simmons: "My tongue is in the 18th hole"

Somehow makes more sense this way.
 
2012-03-04 10:49:26 PM
Did somebody say Mini-KISS?

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2012-03-05 12:21:23 AM

laststarfighter: How soon until there is a Mini Kiss mini golf course?


Well played, young starfighter.
 
2012-03-05 12:37:09 AM

Great_Milenko: Marcus Aurelius: The fact that Kiss still has fans shows you what kind of serious problems we have in America today.

Oh, give me a farkin' break, mister serious music fan.

it's entertainment. Razzle dazzle. Wow, shiny things! What's the harm in that? No one's saying these guys are the voice of a generation, or some important beatles-esque band that matters. It's loud, fun music played with style and showmanship. And as pop songs go, they're well crafted. Everybody knows the words. Makes you forget about all the mopey, stupid shiat in your life for a couple of hours. Paul Stanley says as much on stage.

It's a carnival show, a festival of rock and roll. It's also inspired more kids to pick up a guitar than just about anyone this side of Jimmy Page.

I don't really care if you like it or not, But ff the stick is jammed so far up your ass that you can't at least see that other people just want to have some fun once in a while, I feel sorry for you.



white girl problems..you got 'em.
 
2012-03-05 12:45:37 AM
That man would sell his daughters virginity if he could make $5 off of it. He's as money hungry/greedy as they come.Also KISS sucks. Always have,always will.
 
2012-03-05 01:50:31 AM

cygnusx13: Great_Milenko: Marcus Aurelius: The fact that Kiss still has fans shows you what kind of serious problems we have in America today.

Oh, give me a farkin' break, mister serious music fan.

it's entertainment. Razzle dazzle. Wow, shiny things! What's the harm in that? No one's saying these guys are the voice of a generation, or some important beatles-esque band that matters. It's loud, fun music played with style and showmanship. And as pop songs go, they're well crafted. Everybody knows the words. Makes you forget about all the mopey, stupid shiat in your life for a couple of hours. Paul Stanley says as much on stage.

It's a carnival show, a festival of rock and roll. It's also inspired more kids to pick up a guitar than just about anyone this side of Jimmy Page.

I don't really care if you like it or not, But ff the stick is jammed so far up your ass that you can't at least see that other people just want to have some fun once in a while, I feel sorry for you.

[youmad.jpg]


/kisssucksballs


James Scameron: Great_Milenko: Marcus Aurelius: The fact that Kiss still has fans shows you what kind of serious problems we have in America today.

Oh, give me a farkin' break, mister serious music fan.

it's entertainment. Razzle dazzle. Wow, shiny things! What's the harm in that? No one's saying these guys are the voice of a generation, or some important beatles-esque band that matters. It's loud, fun music played with style and showmanship. And as pop songs go, they're well crafted. Everybody knows the words. Makes you forget about all the mopey, stupid shiat in your life for a couple of hours. Paul Stanley says as much on stage.

It's a carnival show, a festival of rock and roll. It's also inspired more kids to pick up a guitar than just about anyone this side of Jimmy Page.

I don't really care if you like it or not, But ff the stick is jammed so far up your ass that you can't at least see that other people just want to have some fun once in a while, I feel sorry for you.


white girl problems..you got 'em.


PlasticMoby: That man would sell his daughters virginity if he could make $5 off of it. He's as money hungry/greedy as they come.Also KISS sucks. Always have,always will.


Jamdug!: Are his fans really stupid or something? He unapologetically exploits them for all they're worth to their faces and they just keep coming back for more. Why would anybody be loyal to that kind of treatment?


PlasticMoby: hate




Haters Gonna Hate all Night and Whine Everyday!
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2012-03-05 09:28:09 AM
The one-toothed prostitute in the most impoverished ghetto of your town who'll give you a quick handy j or a prison beej for a sandwich has more dignity than anybody in KISS. And has likely written better songs.


/but enough about your mother...
 
2012-03-05 09:42:12 AM

EyeballKid: The one-toothed prostitute in the most impoverished ghetto of your town who'll give you a quick handy j or a prison beej for a sandwich has more dignity than anybody in KISS. And has likely written better songs.


/but enough about your mother...


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2012-03-05 10:37:17 PM

P-Money All $tar: cygnusx13: Great_Milenko: Marcus Aurelius: The fact that Kiss still has fans shows you what kind of serious problems we have in America today.

Oh, give me a farkin' break, mister serious music fan.

it's entertainment. Razzle dazzle. Wow, shiny things! What's the harm in that? No one's saying these guys are the voice of a generation, or some important beatles-esque band that matters. It's loud, fun music played with style and showmanship. And as pop songs go, they're well crafted. Everybody knows the words. Makes you forget about all the mopey, stupid shiat in your life for a couple of hours. Paul Stanley says as much on stage.

It's a carnival show, a festival of rock and roll. It's also inspired more kids to pick up a guitar than just about anyone this side of Jimmy Page.

I don't really care if you like it or not, But ff the stick is jammed so far up your ass that you can't at least see that other people just want to have some fun once in a while, I feel sorry for you.

[youmad.jpg]


/kisssucksballs

James Scameron: Great_Milenko: Marcus Aurelius: The fact that Kiss still has fans shows you what kind of serious problems we have in America today.

Oh, give me a farkin' break, mister serious music fan.

it's entertainment. Razzle dazzle. Wow, shiny things! What's the harm in that? No one's saying these guys are the voice of a generation, or some important beatles-esque band that matters. It's loud, fun music played with style and showmanship. And as pop songs go, they're well crafted. Everybody knows the words. Makes you forget about all the mopey, stupid shiat in your life for a couple of hours. Paul Stanley says as much on stage.

It's a carnival show, a festival of rock and roll. It's also inspired more kids to pick up a guitar than just about anyone this side of Jimmy Page.

I don't really care if you like it or not, But ff the stick is jammed so far up your ass that you can't at least see that other people just want to have some fun once ...



Always remember - half of the people you meet are below average.
 
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