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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Happy 175th birthday, Chicago. Your pizza engineering skills far surpass anything New York has ever created   (suntimes.com) divider line 41
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2012-03-04 01:22:27 PM  
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-03-04 10:25:22 AM  
3 votes:
Chicago pizza is just as good as NY Pizza, it's just a different style.
The Cubs are just as good as the Yankees they just play a different style.
2012-03-04 09:23:38 AM  
3 votes:
A cow never burnt New York down
2012-03-04 02:10:45 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus, you assholes. I was born and raised in Chicago, my boyfriend was born and raised in New York. I like both deep dish AND NY-style pizza. I also like the Chicago-style thin crust as well. It's farking pizza. It's sauce and cheese and meat on bread, and it's tasty and you can shovel it in with both hands. Quit farking arguing over it like a bunch of howler monkeys.
2012-03-04 01:46:40 PM  
2 votes:
Pizza is like sex.

Chicago style is hard on the anus.
2012-03-04 01:28:32 PM  
2 votes:
I'm a little disapointed in all these troll headlines lately; some of them actually almost make sense. Why not reach deep and go for the pure non-sequitors? Like:

Happy bday Chicago. Obama killed Breitbart.

Happy bday Chicago. Jesus Christ lives, is gay.

Happy bday Chicago. You round-heeled sluts. Go, Rush!


Now those are bound to ruffle a few feathers. Just think of all the clicks!
2012-03-04 01:05:17 PM  
2 votes:
Happy birthday, Chicago. Sorry to break it to you, but we need to return one of your "sons". He's been lost for 4 years and had apparently been squatting in the White House. We found him, and would gladly let him return. I'm sorry you were ever treated less than stellar when it comes to your food, but it's all and good if you take this man back.
2012-03-04 07:34:38 AM  
2 votes:

Candygram4Mongo: the most charitable thing anyone can say about your pizza is it's, um...


It's farking lasagne!!!
2012-03-04 07:01:21 AM  
2 votes:
Our condolences, Chicago. 175 years, all you have to chirp about are your pizza making skills. And the most charitable thing anyone can say about your pizza is it's, um... an acquired taste.
2012-03-05 01:46:38 PM  
1 votes:
Chicago is the only place I know of that calls casserole "pizza." Yuck.
2012-03-04 09:48:57 PM  
1 votes:
Ditka
2012-03-04 07:07:21 PM  
1 votes:
Pizza is pizza and pie is pie, and there ain't no such thing as pizza pie. What an out of date anachronism, last heard when The Flintstones were on prime time TV.
2012-03-04 03:29:57 PM  
1 votes:

lousyskater: If you have to fork and knife it, it isn't a pizza.


It is fun to repeat retarded things, isn't it?
2012-03-04 03:20:04 PM  
1 votes:
175 years and your most important contribution to date is tomato casserole?

Have fun with that
2012-03-04 03:19:26 PM  
1 votes:
You all sound fat... and mad... and persnickety.
2012-03-04 03:18:58 PM  
1 votes:
couponfish.net
2012-03-04 02:41:53 PM  
1 votes:
Vincent's pizza park, home of the vinny pie, pittsburgh, pa.

Now with less ashes.

i.imgur.com
2012-03-04 02:34:04 PM  
1 votes:

mainstreet62: This thread is so cute.

Long Islanders, New Jerseyans, and Chicagoans all pretending that the food they serve is better than anything New York has. LOL.

/called the windy city for the Taco Bell class farts their food causes.
//Long Island has to go through NYC to go anywhere, please sit down.
///NJ, land of toxic waste and bad pizza, most of the time together.


People from Brooklyn and Queens are technically Long Islanders.

/tmyk
//Chicago is called the Windy City because of the "hot air" blown around by late 1800s politicians
///I'm with you on New Jersey
2012-03-04 02:32:11 PM  
1 votes:

EbolaNYC: Chicago? You mean that city people pass through on their way to LA or NYC? Yes indeed, NYC does not have a more delicious casserole than what Chicago calls deep dish pizza. Love it, but it's not pizza. Suck it.


NY is great. I love visiting there. But Chicago does have one thing going for it, as evidenced by your post:

The people are nicer.
2012-03-04 02:11:28 PM  
1 votes:
Pizza is always good, no matter the shape. I'll eat it in hot pocket form if I have to.
2012-03-04 02:03:44 PM  
1 votes:

Le Bomb Suprize: There are three food related issues which will never fail to incite outrage and bring into question another persons actual qualifications to be considered a human.

deep dish vs thin crust pizza

ketchup vs. mustard on a hot dog

pie vs cake

And for the record, the correct answers are always thin, mustard, and pie.


Mmmmmmmmm...thin mustard pie...
bryanyounger.files.wordpress.com
2012-03-04 01:43:39 PM  
1 votes:
Chicago: 31 and Cloudy



San Diego: 80 and clear skies



Oh wait, you have pizza? How cute
2012-03-04 01:43:05 PM  
1 votes:
Happy Birthday Chicago!

(The suburbs though can get bent)
2012-03-04 01:37:15 PM  
1 votes:

InfrasonicTom: Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Look at subby trollin'


Gee, my arse is swollen
Rawhide!
2012-03-04 01:31:53 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: if you can't fold it in half longitudinally to eat it, it ain't pizza.


I think you want a taco, not a pizza.
2012-03-04 01:26:59 PM  
1 votes:
When my sister lived in New York, I'd visit every year or so. The pizza there was ketchup on a greasy cracker. Every time, friends from all over the country (including those from NY) would insist "No, you have to try the best pizza in New York. It's xxxxxx."

And I'd go there. Every time, it'd be exactly the same, and no better than the m'eh New York-style joints we have here in LA.

I really don't get it. Tortilla-thin crust with cheese grease dripping off it--sure, it makes great drunk food at three in the morning, but I'd rather heat up a frozen Digiorno's. Seriously.

But when I'd visit Chicago? Man, the pizza there's insane. Every place is notably different from the last, and it's all delicious.

/not a foodie
2012-03-04 01:25:10 PM  
1 votes:
N.Y. style pizza... it's people!

www.ahajokes.com
2012-03-04 01:21:25 PM  
1 votes:
www.empireonline.com
Begun, the Pizza Wars have.
2012-03-04 01:17:39 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sorry but NY style pizza is crap on a cracker. Thin sauce spread over cardboard is not what most people would consider food.
2012-03-04 01:13:40 PM  
1 votes:
The jealousy of NY pizza fans is pathetic. I'm sorry you couldn't be innovative enough to get good at deep dish pizza. All you managed was a poor imitation of traditional Italian style.
2012-03-04 01:13:02 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone know why they call themselves the "Second City" when they are:

smaller in size and less important economically and influentially than Los Angeles?

less significant historically and politically than Washington D.C.?

less significant in music and food than New Orleans?

younger than even San Francisco (Founded June 29, 1776)?

not even the biggest rival of New Yorkers (Boston)?

Oh, right. Small penises.
2012-03-04 01:09:04 PM  
1 votes:

ima turkey: When I think of Chicago, I think of Michelle Obama. Chicago is nothing to be proud of. Papa Johns pizza is far better than any pizza in that hellhole. Hey Chicagoans. fark y'all for all of your corruption an fark y'all for giving us the kneegrows in the white house!



My god. An actual honest to goodness hillbilly.

How are you actually using a computer? Do you have to have your cousin/wife pedal the homemade bicycle generator while you type?
2012-03-04 01:08:13 PM  
1 votes:

Candygram4Mongo: Our condolences, Chicago. 175 years, all you have to chirp about are your pizza making skills. And the most charitable thing anyone can say about your pizza is it's, um... an acquired taste.


Chicago Pizza is to real pizza what Snooki is to Pretty Women.

In a pinch you might settle for it, but you will hate yourself in the morning.
2012-03-04 12:59:57 PM  
1 votes:
[awjeeznotthisshiatagain.jpg]

Easiest greenlight ever.

/New Yorker who prefers ours but has no problem with Chicago
2012-03-04 12:59:06 PM  
1 votes:
When I think of Chicago, I think of Michelle Obama. Chicago is nothing to be proud of. Papa Johns pizza is far better than any pizza in that hellhole. Hey Chicagoans. fark y'all for all of your corruption an fark y'all for giving us the kneegrows in the white house!
2012-03-04 12:57:45 PM  
1 votes:
Pizzas are like mexican food... the more it costs the worst it tastes.
2012-03-04 12:56:38 PM  
1 votes:
We have to go deeper.
2012-03-04 12:53:17 PM  
1 votes:
Congrats Chicago. Both your pizza and hot dogs suck. Clearly a case of trying too hard.
2012-03-04 10:06:26 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Pizza is like sex: even when it's bad it's pretty good

/wish I could remember where I heard that
//truer words...


If that is the analogy (pizza taste is to sex), then Hungry Howie's must be like getting anally raped by Howie Mandel.
2012-03-04 10:04:47 AM  
1 votes:
Chicago deep dish pizza is what it is.... deep dish pizza. The argument between Chicago Deep Dish and NY Style Thin Crust is kind of silly..... like arguing between meat loaf and a grilled cheese sandwich.

Getting past that though.... I like Chicago style pizzeria thin crust pizza better than NY thin crust.... but that is just a preference for Sicilian-style pizza, which is what Chicago thin-crust resembles, vs. Neapolitan-style pizza, which is what NY thin-crust is like.
2012-03-04 09:59:56 AM  
1 votes:
Pizza is like sex: even when it's bad it's pretty good

/wish I could remember where I heard that
//truer words...
 
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